[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Jotaro is serious.

I shouldn't have asked him about the college entrance examination.

I stared at the empty plate in front of me, imagining that there was a time machine in it that sucked me in, and then went back to 1 minute ago, before I asked that stupid question...

But there is no such thing as a time machine in this world.

I'm stuck in the throat.

And Jotaro was still looking at me, he was looking at me with his beautiful, damn green eyes.

"...Wait, I'll think about it when I get a doctor degree?" I swallowed, feeling that my throat was dry under such overly serious eyes.

"Before the age of 25, yes." He answered me.

Wait a moment? !My answer is "consider it" ah?Don't take the initiative to ignore the content behind it? !

"Wait a minute, Jotaro, that..."

I was stuffed in my mouth with Tsuna Ji's green pepper.

"Eat green peppers," he said.

... Feelings, you and Xiao Douding slept together for a night and then united front? !

"Going to the hot springs?" he asked me.

"Eh? What hot spring?" I froze for a moment, "Why do you suddenly think of going to a hot spring?"

"What the old man said is that Abdel and Polnareff have worked hard investigating the 'Arrow', and he wants to invite them to the hot springs, and ask if you want to come together." He said.

"Ah, I didn't say that, when did you decide." I put away the dishes and planned to send them to the kitchen to wash them off.

"Last night," he replied.

"Isn't that just a temporary idea!" I shouted.

"Huh? Is Hanako going to the hot springs with Jotaro? Have fun, and remember to bring back hot spring buns for mom." Mom poked her head out of the kitchen.

"Father, I don't allow it!" My father jumped out suddenly, he just ran to the bathroom, he probably heard Jotaro invite me to the hot spring when he went downstairs, "Hmph, brat, do you think I can't see it? The gesture of inviting my precious Hanako to the hot spring sounds like a reward, but it is actually an ulterior and sinister idea of ​​peeking, bathing together, and doing shameful things! Besides! Those people you mentioned are all It’s a man! How could I allow my precious daughter to go to the hot spring with a group of elders alone! Dad, I will never allow it!”

"..." I looked at him.

"Why, how..." My father was stunned by my eyes, and then bent forward in frustration, "Why does my precious daughter look at me like a pig in a pigsty..."

"Father," I squatted down, reached out and patted his shoulder, "Stop saying a few words, I don't want to be attacked by your prophecy substitute again."

"????" He looked blank, "What?"

"It's nothing." I rubbed my forehead tiredly.

"Aha, I also want to go to the hot springs." Grandma pinched her shoulders and said, "It's a lot of age, I need to soak in hot springs to soothe my muscles and bones."

"Ah, since grandma is going too, I want to go to a beauty hot spring too." Mom held her face in one hand and smiled.

...I feel like you two are collectively selling me out.

"Then you guys go, I won't go." I said.

"If Hanako doesn't go, mom won't prepare your meal." My mother said so.

... This trick again!Mom, you are threatening me!You're threatening me because of Jotaro!In the end who is your real ah!

"It's okay Hanako! Dad will cook for you!" My dad quickly recovered his mood, got up and clenched his fists.

But, but...

"Then I'll go." I repented at the speed of light.

My dad is good at everything, really good at everything, but...sometimes he doesn't have any self-knowledge...I mean the food he cooks.

The food he cooks is food from another dimension, the universe, black holes, and dark matter...

Ah, I just want to explain that the things he makes are completely inedible.

"...Why?!" My father screamed.

"When are we going?" I asked Jotaro.

"Leave next Friday and stay at a hot spring hotel for two days and two nights." Jotaro answered me.

Dare you have already discussed everything?When did you discuss it?What kind of ulterior conspiracy have you guys prepared? Why do I think you guys are joining forces to plot against me?

This is definitely not my delusional persecution, right?

But the hot springs...

I sneak a glance at Jotaro who is teasing Tsunayoshi with a pudding.

Yukata...open collar...ankle...show waist...

...Hanako Yamada, wake up, what nonsense are you thinking about!I pressed my temples against the wall with both hands, trying to drive out the messy thoughts in my head.

"What are you doing?" Jotaro asked me.

"I'm fine, I'm fine, I can." I turned to look at him with blood on my face, and gave a thumbs up.

"..." Jotaro remained expressionless.

Because it was agreed to travel to the hot springs, my mother prepared a lot of things super excitedly, my grandma was going to bring Tsunayoshi, and my father... this poor old man, he worked overtime.

It's so pathetic.

Because he can't ask for leave or skip work, he can only touch my shoulder with tears in his eyes and remind me, "Don't be deceived, and don't drink. Dad knows that you have always been a bad drinker. Don't give that stinky drinker a drink." The kid has an opportunity to take advantage of!"

My ears are almost calloused.

How could I be taken down so easily?And I'm still very resistant to him, okay, physical resistance.

At the appointed time, I found out that Kakyoin was also going, but Mrs. Holly didn't come. The first time Kakyoin saw my mother, she praised her for being kind, kind, and good-natured, young and beautiful without looking old.

My mother kept laughing at the praise, and felt that even the homemade pudding could give him an extra share.

Ok……

"Kakyoin." I reached out and patted his shoulder.

"What?" He asked me with a smile.

"Stay away from my mother." I told him solemnly.

"...I'm not, I didn't, you framed me." He replied.

... Heh, who would believe you.

Polnareff arrived later with Abdel, who acted as a driver just as he had done during the Fifty Days Tour in Egypt, joking with my grandma while driving our family.

"How could it be? I think you are only 30 years old at most. You are very young and beautiful."

"Hehe~ Your little mouth looks like it's been smeared with honey."

......

Let me go, I'm going to Jotaro's car.

The appointed hot spring hotel is not far away, because it is the off-season and the relationship is quite clean, it feels like it is a private room.

"It's just reserved," Jotaro told me.

...you bloody rich people.

"You should eat less food before soaking in the hot springs, but you must not be hungry. You can bring some sake in and have a sip while enjoying it..." Kakyoin introduced to Abdel and the others, "And how to wear a yukata ..."

Jotaro had already changed into a yukata in the room and came out. The collar of the dark blue yukata was slightly opened, exposing the collarbone and the muscle lines on his neck.

Ah, this is really good.

I covered my eyes with one hand.

"What's wrong with my sister?" Tsuna Ji tugged at my bathrobe.

"No, it's nothing, I just feel that I need to purify by reciting the Guanyin Heart Sutra..." I supported the wall and said with a stomach ache.

No, it's definitely not my problem, it's Jotaro who fucked me.

Buddha, is this your test for me?

I don't think this is okay, I want to take revenge on them (make trouble for no reason).

"Hanako, hurry up!" Mom waved to me at the entrance of the women's bath.

There is a wall between the male and female open-air baths in this hot spring. Although it is not possible to be heard by the opposite side when speaking, but if you shout loudly, you can definitely hear it clearly.

I hope they don't talk about restricted topics.

Gang Ji was brought to them because he was a boy, and I told Abdell not to let Gang Ji soak in the hot spring for more than 10 minutes.

Others are unreliable, only Abdel is his real mother.

And my grandma, who agreed to take a bath together, ended up screaming hot within 10 minutes after entering the water, and dragged my mother to drink iced juice.

Sure enough, the conversation started over there.

At the beginning, they chatted about some boring topics. After 3 minutes, Polnareff joined the battle.

I swear I heard clearly: "Wow! This! Jotaro, you are very good! But! Hmph! I won't lose to you either!"

"Don't be like this, there are children here." This is Abdel's helpless voice.

And from time to time, the old thing's wretched laughter came.

...so what are you guys up to.

I stroked my bangs, looked at the clock next to the bathing place, wrapped my feet in a towel and soaked my feet in the hot spring, and my grandma and mother were not there, so I was the only one in the big women’s bathing place, so of course I could make waves as I liked .

"Polnareff, are you in the water?" I called to the next door.

"Wow! Pfft!" He sounded like he was choking on water, "Hanako, are you here?!"

"I heard it all." I shouted to them with a blank face.

"Well...we're not, we're not, not what you think..." the enthusiastic lad from France explained incoherently, "we're actually comparing..."

"Don't soak in the hot spring for more than 10 minutes." I said kindly to them.

"It will become a hot spring egg."

It's quiet over there.

Then there was the sound of splashing water, and Kakyoin's wanton laughter.

Ah, the last time I heard this Peeves laugh so loudly was when "Sun" was a stand-in.

I stretched my muscles and bones in the water. Without the noisy men next door, this hot spring is more comfortable.

I raised my feet, let the water drops slide down my calves, and then fiddled with the water surface lightly. How should I put it, I especially like the feeling of warm water soaking the feet, calves, and finally covering the body.

Another strange movement came from next door.

"Jotaro! How despicable! If so! Silver chariot!"

...isn't it these guys? !They actually used doubles to fight in the bathroom? !

I reached out and grabbed the bathrobe on one side to wrap my body. In the next second, the emperor, chariot, and platinum star twisted into a ball smashed through the dimensional wall of the bathing area and rushed into the women's bathing area.

......

Ah, I didn't mean it, Jotaro with only a bath towel around his waist is really... this waist and abs... and...

Looking down, I sighed, which is why I resisted him so much.

There is no future for large test tube brushes and small test tubes.

Ah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm fine, I'm not thinking about anything.

Let's put these three puberty idiots with excess hormones to death in the hot spring.

The author has something to say: You are the one who misses puberty, Hanako!