[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I looked at the wall that was broken by them, and deeply felt that these three guys together were not three years old.

"So what the hell are you doing?"

The Emperor of Kakyoin has the longest range, so he is still standing on the side of the men's bath, while Polnareff and Jotaro, two guys who are in a hurry to shoot, are not so lucky. baths.

Ah, not that I said, if Grandma was there, both of them would be dead.

"Ah...this, that...hahahahaha." Polnareff laughed dryly, "I didn't do anything..." He felt guilty.

Jotaro didn't speak, and turned his head to look elsewhere.

The Huajingyuan over there sells his teammate Fei Kuai, and pretends nothing happened when he takes back the Emperor.

It's not that I said, his personality is really bad.

"Don't tell me, you are planning to make a hole in the wall, and then peek at me taking a shower?" I looked at them with a smile on my face.

"No! I swear! I swear by chivalry! I never!" Polnareff just wanted to stand up from the women's bath, but then realized that he was only surrounded by a fig leaf, so he squatted back with a bitter face.

"No." Jotaro looked confident, as if he wasn't the one who just fought and vandalized other people's property in the men's bathhouse.

"..." But I don't plan to pursue them now. I looked at the big hole in the wall, "What are you going to do with this hole? Are you going to surrender yourself to the shop owner?"

At this time, I felt that it would be good if Jousuke was here, and he would be able to recover immediately with a punch down the hole.

Jotaro got up from the hot spring and waved to Polnareff, who bent down and followed him back to the men's bath from the hole he was knocked out of.

Then?

Then I just watched him knock on the wall once, and the big hole was covered after being knocked out.

...Ah, the [overwrite] of [true]?

What the hell!Jotaro, you use Beyond Paradise like this, I feel for Dio that I will die in peace, okay?

He probably just thought it was troublesome to repair the store's wall by hand, right? !

I thought about it, and in order to avoid any further troubles from these guys, I crawled out of the bath, put on a bathrobe and went to the cafeteria.

The food in this hot spring hotel is quite good, and it can be said that there is no problem with high-standard meals.

"Ah, guest, I just heard a loud noise..." When I was heading to the cafeteria, I met the proprietress who hurried over, she stopped me and asked what happened.

"Ah, it's nothing, nothing happened, did you hear wrong?" I looked at her with a smile.

She looked suspicious, "But I clearly heard..."

"You can go and have a look." I said to her solemnly, and pointed to the direction of the bathing place behind me.

Then I saw Jotaro and the others coming out of the bath in their yukatas.

"Aren't you playing anymore?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Ah, I always feel that (after the scene just now) I'm a little bit out of interest." Kakyoin said, looking at the ceiling.

"Heh." I cast a contemptuous glance at this group of immature men who are only three years old in total.

"Ah, and I'm a bit thirsty after soaking for a long time, and I'm hungry." Polnareff replied, "Also, Abdel took Xiaodouding, Mr. Joseph and Mr. Caesar to the cafeteria early... ..."

In other words, the three of you are left messing around in the bath, right?

etc?Caesar?

...I have a bad feeling.

When I came to the cafeteria, I found that my hunch was confirmed.

Grandma is carrying Daiginjo and is making wine with Mr. Caesar. I think this way of drinking, the two of them are not far from alcoholic liver.

"Grandma, don't play anymore." I held my forehead, "Can you take care of the elderly's health a little bit?"

"I, I'm not old." Mr. Ceasar burped, "Hey, Miss Xue Nai can really drink. Hiccup."

"Oh, what a miss, you have such a sweet mouth." Grandma put her index finger on his head and pushed it.

bang.

Mr. Cesar, I can't do it again.

"..." I glanced at the scattered bottles around them, wondering if I should give first aid to the old friends, "Grandma, are you okay?" I asked her very tired .

"What are you talking about, I'm fine." Grandma looked calm, as if she hadn't touched a drop of wine, "Come and have a drink with me."

"I refuse." I rejected her invitation with a cold face.

As long as I don't touch alcohol!I won't be attacked by my dad's prophecy double!

"Yeah, it's really useless." Grandma pretended to cry.

"..." Fake crying is as useless as the aggressive method!I won't be fooled by you again!

"Wow, Hanako's grandma can hold a lot of alcohol." Polnareff fanned himself with a round fan. He was steaming after soaking for too long.

"Then you go up and have a drink with her." I sold him decisively.

"No, hehehe, this sounds like bullying the elderly." Polnareff grinned and stroked the back of his head.

"Hmph, you may not be able to drink too much for the elderly." I mocked.

"Okay!" He rolled up his sleeves, "Then I'll have a drink with Granny Yamada!"

Huh oh.

Just saying to you mother-in-law, you are definitely going to die on the road of "drinking two cups".

You can go with peace of mind, Polnareff, I will fool the old man into inheriting your will.

"Grandma, what about mom?" I asked the happy grandma who was catching Polnareff drinking.

"She said she was tired, so she took Gangji back to bed first." Grandma answered me.

There are a total of 10 people in this group, me, grandma, mother, Tsunayoshi, Polnareff, old man, Mr. Nishisa, Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Abdel. Because Tsunayoshi is too young, they are divided into groups. I left my grandma with my mother, and I had a room alone.

Ah, it’s great to have a room for one person. It’s very comfortable. You can roll on the tatami mats to your heart’s content. Even if you snore because you’re too tired to sleep at night, you don’t have to worry about affecting others, and you don’t need to be affected by others’ snoring. Of course it is very good.

But do you guys feel that this assignment is really deliberate and suspicious?Deliberately, as if he is plotting against me?

Hmph, as long as I lock the door, I won't be tricked by you!

Thinking of this, I picked up a piece of fishing sashimi, dipped some wasabi in it, and put it in my mouth.

Immediately, the smell of mustard filled the whole mouth and rushed up the nasal cavity, which made me shudder twice and almost coughed out, "It's cool."

"Ah, Miss Hanako, this is a rare opportunity, why don't you have some whiskey?" The old man raised the bottle in his hand.

Your face is red from drinking! ?And where did you get the whiskey? !Where do you pair sushi with whiskey? !Let me drink Japanese sake honestly!

"Huh, huh—Grandma Xue Nai really can drink...but I still..." Polnareff's tongue began to tie up, "Mu Wendi——"

Grandma stretched out her hand and tapped him on the forehead, "Kang Dang".

Okay, another innocent lost.

"No one can hit." Grandma shook her head, she didn't even feel dizzy from alcohol.

Ah, I didn't say, old fox, you can't use illusion to pretend that you are drinking, but in fact you haven't taken a sip, right?

Kakyoin crossed her hands in front of her chest: "No, I'm underage, so I can't drink alcohol."

"Huh?! What?! No one can fight? You bba is very arrogant!"

Shut up old man, you are not far from being drunk now!No, are you drunk? !Are you planning to die here drunk and spend the night in the cafeteria? !

And openly calling me grandma bba, you want to die!

The old thing drove over with the whiskey in hand.

Go at ease, Mr. Joseph Joestar, I will not collect your body.

Well, this sea bream tempura is good, the sea bream inside is fresh and springy, and it makes people feel very happy after a bite...

Why does it feel like someone is looking at me... I turned my head to follow the line of sight, just in time to see Jotaro turn his head and give me the back of the head.

Ah, why is this guy putting his hat on again, will Jotaro never take off his real body?

puff.

"Grandson-in-law, would you like to have a drink with me?" Grandma asked while holding the jug, with three corpses under her feet.

Ahhh... old man, you didn't last even 10 minutes.

"No, sorry." Jotaro replied.

"Then..." Grandma squinted her eyes and turned her target to Abdel, who was originally as quiet as a chicken.

Wow, this tactic is too real, it's just right Abdel.

"So……"

Wait, this voice that is close at hand, this warm wind that smells of wine blowing in my ear——when did you approach me, old fox!

In the next second, the old fox grabbed my chin from behind with lightning speed, lifted it and pulled it, and a hot pepper passed through my throat, with a strong and mellow plum flavor.

...Ah, the plum wine here is really delicious.

wrong!old fox!You plot against me!

And with this weight lying on your body, you must be drunk, old fox!

"Snoring." The grandma lying on my body closed her eyes and made a cat-like sound.

It's a lot of age, I beg you to take it easy.

In fact, I really don't like sake very much, because it has a lot of stamina, and I feel dizzy after drinking a glass.

"Jotaro, Abdel, Kakyoin, please move those three guys back." I pointed to the three corpses over there and said, "I'll send grandma back to her room."

After quickly eating the soba noodles and chawanmushi in the bowl, I tried to stand up and grab my grandma who was curled up on the tatami mat.

Then almost stumbled and stumbled.

I'm not good at drinking, how can I let that man know about this kind of thing? !

Old fox, you plot against me!

In short, mobilize the enzymes in the body to break down alcohol... um...ah, maybe it's because of the alcohol that it's a little difficult to mobilize the Queen of Hearts...

Jotaro gave me a hand, "I'll ask the proprietress to take your grandma home," he said.

"Hmm... that's fine, ah, I'll sit here and rest for a while, and then use the Queen of Hearts to break down the alcohol..."

"I'll take you back to your room."

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