[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

In the morning, I woke up to the sound of crows.

Ah, why are there so many crows in Japan? If a biochemical crisis breaks out, it is estimated that you will be able to see a spectacular group of crow zombies.

"You're awake." Someone was sitting on the tatami next to my bed, sipping plum wine.

"……grandmother?"

what.

Yes, I remember, this old fox forced me a glass of wine last night, and then I was in a daze... lost consciousness?What happened before losing consciousness?

I lowered my head and thought for a long time, as if...

"Yeah!" I lifted the quilt.

"Tsk." Grandma stuffed a piece of chocolate into her mouth, "Nothing happened." She looked at me with those old eyes that were not muddy at all, but looked more and more sly.

Jotaro was the one who sent me back to my room last night... I lowered my head and thought about it, and suddenly realized, "...Old fox, you actually used me as bait...I'm your own granddaughter!"

"How can you call your grandma an old fox!" She took a sip of plum wine.

Drinking early in the morning, you are not afraid of alcoholic liver.

"Ah." She sighed happily, "Young man has a good personality and is qualified. He also has a good attitude towards children and is very careful. I'm still worried that you, an idiot, have bad eyesight. It seems that dog/shit luck still exists of."

Yes.

The series of actions last night were not "assists" at all, but a series of propositions like a chain of buckles.

This is a "character test" from my grandma. I don't really mind her testing Jotaro's character, and I don't mind her calling me stupid or shit luck, blind or something like that, I think What's annoying is that this old fox actually used me as bait. Is this my real grandma? "I'm your granddaughter."

"Hmph, that young man is not someone who can be swayed by ordinary temptations." She squinted at me, "You can roughly understand a person's nature by looking at his eyes...but...if it's my granddaughter, you understand right?"

...Yeah, I get it.

"Only when there is only one step away in front of the 'greatest temptation', when the thing that is desperately and painstakingly pursued is within reach, and when the next step can be firmly grasped in the palm of the hand - human beings will The true nature is revealed." The eyes of the eighth-generation Pengelie Wushou, who has passed away, but is old and refined, revealed the shrewdness and ruthlessness that only those who once stood at the top of the dark world with their wisdom and cruelty would have.

But in the next second, this look disappeared, and grandma stood up, showing a kind smile, and reached out to touch my head, "You silly child is just like me, a fool, and a love brain... ...If grandma doesn't check for you, what will you do?"

"A man who can restrain his desires and respect women's ideas is at least a person who can communicate."

"...Ah, what if Jotaro didn't hold back?" Although I already had the answer in my heart, I couldn't help asking, "What if he really did?"

The corners of grandma's mouth curled up, although she was smiling but there was no warmth, her eyes were cold, "What do you think?"

...will be killed.

The cause of death was probably a myocardial infarction.

"Or..." The old fox looked me up and down with a wretched look, "You really hope he does something? Ah, I'm really sorry~"

Me: "I'm not, I didn't, you framed me."

"However," she ate the last piece of raw chocolate and narrowed her eyes in satisfaction, "this young man is too responsible to settle down and has too much inner drama, according to my years of experience , this kind of man, you can associate with him, have sex with him, and even have children... Only when you enter into marriage, you need to be cautious."

"Wow, are you encouraging me to be a single mother like my friend?" I complained.

"Idiot, this is a suggestion from an old man who has decades more life experience than you, please give me careful consideration." Grandma picked up a cane on one side, knocked on my head, and walked to the door.

"The last question." I raised my hand, "What is the purpose of bringing Tsunakichi? It's not just to test Jotaro's attitude towards children, is it?"

She turned her head and put her index finger in front of her lips, "Guess?"

……Ha ha.

old fox.

She probably started calculating when she saw Jotaro for the first time at the airport. No wonder I said why the grandson-in-law called grandson-in-law, but she is almost uncharacteristically showing to Jotaro that she is not really close to anyone except her family. A kind of just right acceptance...

"Hey, old man, I'm obviously doing it for my granddaughter's sake, but she doesn't appreciate it at all." The old fox pretended to cry as he dropped his hands while wearing the funeral ring.

"...Thank you grandma." I answered her speechlessly, "I will refer to your life experience."

"That's how you behave. There's nothing you can do. Who made you lose your mind." She opened the door with a smile and walked out.

Then I set my sights on the table.

...the raw chocolate I made for Jotaro.

It was all eaten by grandma.

old fox!You give me back the chocolate!

I finished washing, changed my clothes and went out, just in time to see Jotaro coming out of his room, "Did you sleep well last night?" He asked me.

This guy can really cause all kinds of strange misunderstandings just by opening his mouth.

"Jotaro." I put on a blank face.

"What?" He frowned.

"Grandma ate up all the chocolate I made for you." I now regret not putting in the millet pepper.

"Then do it again," Jotaro said.

I raised my head and looked at him, then reached out and patted his shoulder, "Please be sure to add the tone particle 'right' after the words 'then do it', thank you for your cooperation."

"Is there any difference?" He looked puzzled.

"At least it doesn't sound like the head contractor oppressing the contractor." I complained.

This guy is really easy to cause all kinds of strange misunderstandings when he speaks?

"......it is good."

But anyway, he accepted my suggestion.

This can be regarded as a great progress.

"Want to have breakfast?" I invited him.

"Yeah." He nodded and walked in front of me.

When we got to the restaurant, we found out that the old man was already there. When the old man saw Jotaro, he yelled to him: "Hey, Jotaro, you finally woke up!"

Wow, I didn't say it, Old Joseph, didn't you have a wine fight with my grandma last night?Why do you get up so early?

Seems to have noticed my eyes, the old man proudly puffed out his chest: "Hmph, how can it be so hard to get old man with mere whiskey and sake!"

"Oh, you preserved your strength by pretending to be drunk, you are really a cunning bad thing." I said.

"Where did you see it from?!"

Sure enough, both Polnareff and Mr. Caesar, who are honestly drinking, haven't woken up yet. Let me go and see them later, and use the Queen of Hearts to deal with their sequelae by the way.

"Ah, that cheese sandwich..."

My hand and Jotaro's were together, he thought for a while, gave up the sandwich he had already got, and turned his head to pour coffee.

Then I couldn't help but think of what my grandma said.

A man of his type... Should he be more cautious in entering into marriage?

It's not that I can't understand what grandma means.

Forget it, anyway, he is still young, so this kind of question can be considered slowly.

"Achoo!" Jotaro sneezed while drinking coffee, and the coffee spilled on the plate.

I sat down across from him with a plate, and he suddenly said, "Come and go to America with me during the summer vacation."

"Huh? Why did you suddenly want me to go to America with you?" I thought for a while, "Are you planning to..." Is he planning to deal with that gay priest?

"No, you haven't met Grandma Siji yet, I'll take you to meet her." But he shook his head, "You will like her."

Ah... Grandma Siji... Isn't this the old man's wife? !

"Wait, wait for Jotaro, the situation here is more complicated..." Ah, to be honest, I don't really dare to meet his grandmother. After all, Tomoko and I are best friends, and Jousuke is so old. He also told her about the old thing's derailment...

wait wait wait.

I seem to have thought of something terrible.

Let's put it this way, if I agree to Jotaro's proposal and marry him, then his grandmother will definitely be present at the wedding, and it's impossible for me not to invite Tomoko and Josuke...

This, isn't this the envy of enemies when they meet each other? !

What kind of Shura field is this? This is simply Avici Hell!

The old man over there shivered violently, "Huh? Is this old man catching a cold?" He took a sip of his coffee, "Hih! Japanese coffee is really bad!"

...Forget it, I won't think about it anymore.

Anyway, in the past five or six years, I will not consider this issue.

"Jotaro," I looked up, handing him the chocolate ganache glazed cake from the breakfast buffet, "will this offset my chocolate homework?"

"What do you think?" He glanced at me and answered me indifferently.

"Woooooh, I'm out of ingredients." I pretended to cry and tried to get the cake back, but he poked it away with a fork.

Woooooo, bastard, since you disagree, give me the cake back.

"Then go buy materials." He took a sip of coffee, thought for a while, then tilted his head slightly, and added a particle, "...well."

The sun shines on his face through the window, and because he is of mixed race, his facial features are more profound, so the shadow on his face makes him appear to be smiling rather than smiling.

...Ah, in terms of beauty, he definitely gets full marks.

Moreover, it's a little cute when it complements the modal particle, this guy.

"Jotaro."

"Ok?"

"I'll go to New York with you during the summer vacation, but first go to Morioh Town to solve a hidden problem."

"it is good."

Well, about the matter of Abi Hell, let the old man deal with it by himself.

The author has something to say: I have to go to the hospital to get the report tomorrow...

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Yes, you thought that grandma sold her granddaughter with an assist of more than [-] points, but in fact it is a proposition!