[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Of course I gave the bento to Dad.

He hugged the entire bento box in his arms with a smile, and challenged Jotaro from head to toe with a victorious look.

I think this kind of behavior is very naive, it is simply the regression of young children.Of course Jotaro was disappointed. To coax him, I had to say to him, "It's not a particularly delicious thing...it will be better in the future, you can order food."

For a moment, I even felt that I was the only adult in the family. I was the eldest sister who had to be taken care of by a group of younger brothers who were immature. Every day, I went out early and returned to the support family at night. When I got home, I had to face my naughty younger brother who fought for a piece of chicken wing.

This is really a human tragedy.

Jotaro glanced at me, but said nothing.

"Husband, since it's rare to be at home, why don't you go out to the supermarket with me. There's a special sale in the supermarket today. You have to be a man." Mom stood at the entrance with her bag on her shoulders and called Dad.

"Ah? Good, good!" Although he stared at Jotaro with vigilant eyes, but his wife couldn't stop calling. Of course, the Yamada Police Department ran to the entrance to change his shoes, warning Cheng while changing. Taro, "I tell you, we will go home soon, be honest and don't make any excessive moves!"

Looks like a rooster.

I hold my forehead.

"Hanako, go and wash the bowls, chopsticks and pots, and prepare the dishes earlier. The ingredients and steps are all on the notes in the refrigerator. Don't be greedy and mess around." Mom dragged Dad and ordered it for me before going out. an order.

"I see." Since the last time I was smart enough to ruin a hamburger steak, I dare not not follow my mother's steps.

It seems that cooking is more difficult than learning.

When I was mixing meat in the kitchen, Jotaro walked into the kitchen from the living room, and suddenly reached out and put his hand around my neck. I felt a cold breath on my neck, and then I realized that he put a collarbone chain on me—the pendant is A silver starfish studded with green gemstones...

I held back for a long time before I swallowed the phrase "Aesthetics are too straight".

"Thank you." I said to him with a headache.

He buried his face in the crescent of my neck and grunted.

This guy is a full thirty centimeters taller than me, and when he does this, he has to bend over and put almost half his body weight on it.

"You." He muttered.

"????" I squinted at him with a blank face, not knowing why he suddenly said such a sentence.

His lips rubbed against my neck all the way up, and then bit my ear.

Seeing that there was a tendency to take a step closer to messing around, I took a step back and stepped on his toes with my heel, "Calm down."

"Hiss—" Sudden pain, Jotaro sucked in my ear, but still didn't let go, "Obviously you said that you can order whatever you want."

"...????"

You fucking say it again?What do you want to eat? !

"Gioruno, Gioruno, what kind of food is 'you'?" Gangji's dazed voice came from the door.

"...It's dirty, and only grown-ups with a mind full of rubbish would want to eat it." Giorno explained, staring at the same green eyes of Joestar's family.

"I get it! It's junk food! Mom said it!"

"That's not it. If you want to say it, it should be king crab-level food!"

"But Giorno, you clearly said that only people with a brain full of garbage would want to eat food! Isn't what a person with a brain full of garbage eats is junk food!"

This logic is really impeccable, brother Sawada Tsunayoshi? !Are you a skr genius? !

You bastards, don't you want to die, dare to say that I am garbage? !

"...Hey, Giorno, I think my sister's face is so ugly." Gang Ji hid outside the door with a trembling face.

I grabbed Jotaro's hand, opened his hand, and then pushed him aside, "Pay attention to your speech, there are children at home." Then I smiled and looked at the two little beans beside me, " Would you like to eat duck steak and green peppers today?"

Giorno: ...

Tsuna Yoshi: QAQ

"I was wrong." Giorno admitted his mistake at the speed of light.

"I was wrong too..." Gang Ji admitted his mistake along with him.

"What's wrong?" I crossed my arms and stared at the two little bean dings condescendingly.

"..." Gang Ji choked, and looked at Giorno who was thinking and full of desire to survive, and the latter raised his head, "We shouldn't have come down to eavesdrop! But this is all It's because Mr. Jotaro made too much noise!"

Good guy, this kid directly put the blame on Jotaro.

"After all, Tsuna and I are only four years old. We are curious about everything. It's time to learn!"

What exactly do you want to study? !

"Adults are the best role models! This is what it says in education books!"

"That's right!" Tsunaki who subconsciously stood by Giorno, although he didn't understand anything.

This trick is forcibly changing the subject, with crooked logic, which adult did you learn it from! ?You are only four years old? !And Gang Ji, don't let Giorno lead you away? !

Jotaro put his arms around my shoulders, "This kid is really not cute." He complained with a wooden face.

I rubbed my temples with a headache, "Okay, I understand, don't come down to eavesdrop next time. I won't eat green peppers and duck today."

"...Should I call the police?" Giorno asked, staring at Jotaro's hand.

I patted Jotaro's salty pig's hand, "All three of you go upstairs for me. Don't bother me with the dishes." I chased all three of them out of the kitchen, and then closed the kitchen door.

I don't care, you can solve the problem yourself.

I decided to break the can, ignore the blood pool hell created by these people, hey, blood pool hell or something, as long as I ignore it, I can do a 360-degree Thomas maneuver on it!

When I prepared the dishes and walked out of the kitchen, I happened to see Jotaro sitting in the living room with two little Douding playing board games. It seemed that there was a temporary truce.

"No more noise?" I asked them.

...Why is Giorno so humiliated?Jotaro, what did you do to your little ancestor?Why is there a note on his face?Is it okay for you to bully children like this, you? !

"Giorno?" I reached out and touched his head, and he looked up at me for a while, "I will definitely win the next round. It is said that only those who accumulate experience in failure can be regarded as strong..."

No, stop quickly, you two should give me a little too.

"Both Mr. Jotaro and Giorno are amazing." Tsunayoshi sighed.

...I think you are the strongest one among the three of you.

I stretched out my hand and tore off the note on Giorno’s face, then put away the board game, “Okay, okay, I’m not going to play anymore, it’s no big deal to stay at home...do you want to go for a walk in the nearby park together? ? There are swings and a sandpit to play in.”

"I'm past the age to play in the bunker." Giorno replied solemnly.

"Sand pit..." Gangji's eyes lit up.

Sure enough, Tsunaki is more like a child of this age, Giorno is too precocious, it must be Dio's fault.

In the end, I took them to a nearby park for a walk. I watched Gang Ji sitting on the edge of the sandpit and building sandcastles with tools, and suddenly felt that some must-have programs were missing this year, "Otherwise... For the record, let’s go to the beach the day after tomorrow?” I said to myself.

Yes!summer vacation!summer!Blue and transparent waves!Snow white sandy beach!And swimwear!How can there be such a must-have program in summer!

Jotaro put his hands in his pockets, squinted at me, and said, "Okay."

I didn't intend to invite you? !

"No, Jotaro...?"

He stared at me.

Damn, it's like this every time, as long as he stares at me, I will feel like a frog is being stared at by a snake, and I can't move, "Okay, okay, but my dad must not be free... Otherwise, you can ask Mrs. Siji if they are free?"

He nodded, took out his cell phone from his pocket and made a call.

This power is probably too much.

I rubbed my temples with a terrible headache, and felt that my chances of migraines had risen again since I met the Joestars.

Of course, we discussed this matter at dinner, and my father was biting his tie again, "Do you think I will agree with you, dad, woo woo, let a little wolf cub stare at you with animal-like eyes when dad is not around." My baby girl is doing omnidirectional vision..."

I interrupted him, "It will be disgusting if you continue talking, Dad."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the father who had no relationship with beach swimsuits because of work, sobbed.

Of course, no one on Jotaro’s side would object to this proposal. It’s better to say that Mrs. Siji was extraordinarily excited, and she just dragged me to choose a swimsuit after a day of shopping at the mall.

I originally wanted to wear a one-piece swimsuit and forget it, but Mrs. Siji told me very severely: "How can a young and beautiful girl wear such an old-fashioned swimsuit like a ten-year-old kid? Summer and the beach are a gift from God." It is a treasure for women to show off their proud figure." And so on, he insisted on choosing a bikini for me.

...I'm very confident in my figure, but I suddenly remembered... I actually can't swim. When I went to Okinawa with Josuke, I carried a lifebuoy all the way, and at most I dared to swim on the beach. Take a walk on the side where the thighs are not past - and was laughed at by Tomoko for this.

So when my mom put on sunscreen with Giorno and Tsuna in a little hoodie and was going to the beach to build a sandcastle, I hid under the umbrella and watched Mrs. Suji and Mrs. Holly play volleyball ——And, why did Kakyoin also come?

"Well, Hanako, don't dislike me, it's rare to go out to play with Jojo and the others, and my parents allowed it..." He squeezed the bottle of sunscreen hard.

No, what I want to complain about is why you are a big man and you have to slather yourself in sunscreen... disgusting.

"By the way, Hanako, are you going into the sea?" Kakyoin asked me.

"I can't swim... If you want to go into the sea," I pointed to the swimming circle beside me, "you have to take it with you."

Kakyoin's face flushed red from holding back her laughter.

... What's so funny about not being able to swim!Didn't you know this kind of thing when you were in Egypt? !

"Let me teach you." Jotaro walked up to me, he was only wearing a pair of beach shorts, topless, and a hat that never came off his head.

...ah, this abs and shark line...

Dad, you're overthinking, it's your daughter, I'm targeting a little wolf cub in all directions...

No, Hanako, you have something to offer, but it's just a body. Human beings are the same when you peel off the skin...

"Hanako!"

A familiar voice came from not far away, I looked up, hey, I'm still an acquaintance.

"Odasaku! Ouch!" I jumped up and hit my head on the umbrella.

——Hey, why do you feel that the air pressure around you has dropped by a gear in vain?

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