[Comprehensive] The heroine brings disaster to the country and the people

It is night now, and the izakaya on both sides of Kabukicho are gradually becoming lively. The orange lanterns under the eaves are written with black pens. The soft warm light illuminates the windows and doors, which looks very warm.I stood in a crowd of people in a plain kimono, dazed.

"Hey—the one over there—yes, it's you, you have a knife, do you have a knife certificate?"

It's the police here.Zhenxuan group.

I walked over like a good citizen and looked at the team uniform of the opponent Shinsengumi. I couldn't see his face clearly in the dark night, and I didn't know if he was a plot character. I thought about it, and then said, "I just came back Not long after arriving on this planet, is it not allowed to wear a knife casually now?"

"Tsk. It's a guy from outside. Do you have customs clearance documents?" He lit a cigarette, and his action of lighting the cigarette was handsome and quick. Looking at the mayonnaise-shaped lighter, I thought I knew who he was.

"No." So I answered honestly, trying to impress him, "The interstellar pirates sent me here."

"That's collusion with interstellar pirates." He narrowed his eyes and asked.

"What would happen if I admitted yes?" I asked.

"...Are you a fool?" He squinted at me.

It seems that she can't be a good girl anymore.I sighed inwardly, thinking.But that's fine too.

"Oh. Understood." I nodded and said, "I didn't collude with the interstellar pirates. They saw that I was lost in the universe and kindly sent me back."

"...Are you taking me for a fool?" He continued to squint at me.

"Mr. Police, you look like such a single-brained and brainless man, so I can't help but say that." I said sincerely, "I'm really sorry, I will try my best to make up a lie that can tell the past .”

"Hey! You woman! You're too arrogant on the Shinsengumi's territory!" Of course the one who greeted me roared.

I opened my hands to show my innocence, and then I showed him the most innocent smile: "Then what should I do? Samurai brother."

"Come back to Shinsengumi with me." He gestured to the two Shinsengumi members next to him with his eyes.

"I don't want to." I said, "I don't have anything to prove my identity except the sword in my hand."

"Hmph... Does it look like we're going to do it?" He clasped the hilt of his sword impatiently, his fingers were slender and beautiful.

"It's the first time I've seen a policeman like you. It's downtown now. Is it okay?" I asked.

"It's important," he said.

"then you……"

"Looking at your standing posture, you are a master. How can I let go of such an opportunity... Tsk."

"What a terrible policeman." I also clasped my fingers on the sword, and then another voice came from over there.

"Mr. Hijikata, do you need help? The young lady who suddenly stopped Kabukicho at night... I think you must need help, right?"

He is Hijikata Toshiro... He said that he didn't recognize him at the first time.Now that I think about it, I was a little careless. That cold appearance and sharp eyes really look like the devil's deputy leader of Shinsengumi.The person who came... I turned around slightly, and looked at the handsome and smiling boy, Sougo Okita.

"Suddenly I'm not interested in drawing the sword anymore." I moved my hand away from the hilt, "Forget it, take me back to the Shinsengumi."

A crossroads appeared on Hijikata Toshiro's forehead.

"Hey. It's a lady from the universe. If this incense is not from the royal family, could it be that you are an interstellar pirate? Ah, the only pirates who have changed recently are the spring rain that I heard a few days ago, so Young lady, are you from Chunyu?"

When Okita Sougo said this, it was completely impossible for people to get in their mouths. The sharpness contained in the seemingly easy-going chat made people feel chills down the spine, and Hijikata Toshiro's expression became serious, "You really are the interstellar Pirates?"

"Sure enough, brother samurai, is your handsome head just a decoration? Or are you not thinking with your head but using other strange places?" I gave him a wicked smile, and said, "Your colleague, this is just ordinary speculation."

"I think Mr. Hijikata is thinking with his stomach or lower body." Okita Sougo said.

"Compared to the lower body, the setting of the stomach is more unacceptable." I said.

Okita Sougo: "Hey...Miss, can you actually accept such a bad setting of thinking with your lower body?"

Me: "Sometimes the result of thinking with the brain is much worse than thinking with the lower body. ... But as far as the situation is concerned, you still have to use the brain."

Okita Sougo: "Miss, do you think so too~ The pleasure of the brain can bring the pleasure of the body~"

Me: "Speaking of this, I think of a person I once knew~ He mixed the desire to kill and sex, so fighting with him would be easily provoked, and when the knife cut the skin, he heard the blood splatter like the wind When I came out, I was truly supremely happy~"

Okita Sougo: "That's really great~"

Me: "Right, right~"

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

So, what kind of strange way of communication is this...

He looked at me and Sougo Okita in silence while chatting cheerfully and walking towards the Shinsengumi, feeling a bit sick to his stomach.

Although on the surface it seemed that we got along well and even looked like we met each other late, but after entering the Shinsengumi, Sougo Okita unambiguously disarmed me. What resistance.During the body search, Hijikata Toshiro coughed lightly, looking unexpectedly innocent, but Okita Sougo didn't have the slightest awareness of being a member of the opposite sex, and directly touched me all over my body, and then from my arms He took out a book smoothly.

"What kind of book is this? Could it be a little yellow book? It's a little yellow book..." Okita Sougo opened the title page while muttering, it was a very common childhood textbook, and then there was an undisguised disappointment on his face color.

Another intersection appeared on the forehead of Toshiro Hijikata beside him.It is really difficult for him to have such a partner.

"Do you like little yellow books so much?" I asked.

"Miss, it's really rude of you to suddenly ask me such a question." Okita Sougo said.

"Hey, you should be the first to be rude, Sougo." Hijikata Toshirō finally couldn't help it, and said.

"Is there such a thing? I forgot." Okita Sougo said indifferently, and then turned the book to the last page. There was a handwritten line on it: like cherry blossom petals falling.The inscription is Hongji. "Wow," he said, "look what I found."

"I like cherry blossoms very much. They are very bright and colorful. Because of this, they are beautiful when they wither." I said.

"The more corpses there are under the cherry blossom tree, the more brilliantly she will bloom in the coming year." Okita Sougo said, "Maybe it is because of the absorption of the crazy factor in human genes that the cherry blossoms bloom so brilliantly."

"Isn't it beautiful?" I looked at him and said.

"It's very beautiful. When they wither, you are beautiful, little sister, like a cherry blossom. I don't know how many people's blood you absorbed to become so beautiful?" Okita Sougo said.

"I'm a human, not Sakura." I shook my head and said.

"I know, the title Hong Ji." He said.

I looked at him for a moment, and then I said, "My name is Black Featherthorn."

"My name is Okita Sougo, and the one next to him is Hijikata Toshiro. My goal is to kill him and become the deputy leader of the Shinsengumi..."

"...You talk too much, Sougo."

"In general, this is where you need to stay for a while, Miss Sister." Okita Sougo ignored Hijikata Toshiro's words and said to me, "Officially, I hope you can understand, after all You are sensitive."

"Isn't it official?" I asked.

"I'm very interested in you, young lady, so I want to enforce the law fairly." Okita Sougo said.

...God TM enforces the law impartially.

"Brother Samurai." I looked at Toshiro Hijikata who was smoking a cigarette beside me, "Are you just letting your subordinates go like this?"

"... On this point, I have the same opinion as him." Hijikata Toshiro said while biting his cigarette.

"You mean you're interested in me too?" I asked.

"No." Toshiro Hijikata's face darkened, "It's another one."

Well... Molesting a cool handsome guy like Toshiro Hijikata is quite rewarding.

Okita Sougo seems to be willful and reckless, but the meaning behind his actions is horrifying to think about. This is really a terrible guy, especially when standing on the opposite side of him, the experience is even more profound.So far, I have provoked Gintama's Shaking S trio. If they meet, what kind of Shura field will happen, I don't even dare to think about it... So let's get rid of it as soon as possible, and slip away before the accident happens...

In the end, the decision made by the Shinsengumi was to let me stay first, and then Sougo tempted me to temporarily become a temporary member of the Shinsengumi, because only in this way can I keep my sword.In this way, I successfully participated in the daily chapter of "Gintama". I still remember the expression on the face of Sakata Gintoki when he saw me wearing the Shinsengumi uniform and following Okita Sougo for the first time. It is definitely not something that can cause people to complain. I was surprised, even after many days and nights, I can always remember that complicated gaze.

In this world, I am most sorry for him.

Sakata Gintoki.

The author has something to say: Sorry for the hypocrisy.