[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

The office of the Port Mafia is located in the center of Yokohama, a very high-profile five black mansion.Among them, the underground interrogation room and the archives room were the most frequently haunted places of Banjing Taoshui in the past.

She has been away from Hong Kong gangsters for five years at this moment, transformed into a sunglasses frame, ran to the mafia affairs building for a night tour with her hands in her pockets, and wandered all the way to the archives room like a park.It's not that the men in black suits are lax in defense. Basically, it can be said that Banjing Momozui, who grew up here, is too familiar with their habits, and is too frank when bumping into people occasionally, so no one notices what's wrong.

"Yo brother, long time no see, are you busy?"

She walked down the corridor and said hello to a Mafioso who passed by.

"Yeah, I'm too busy." The hurried Mafia replied casually, and it took him a while to realize, "Who is she?" He scratched his head, "Well, forget it."

Banjing Taoshui pushed his sunglasses, glanced around and found no one, and slipped into the archives room.

The small room is surrounded by bookshelves, and the files bound into thick volumes are neatly filled with all available space on the bookshelves.

"Hmm... Where are the files from four years ago?"

She randomly took out one, flipped through it, and judged that it was the record of the dead members in the Longtou incident six years ago.

Birth background, family members, social relations, personality hobbies, experience of rewards and punishments, when he joined the mafia and when he passed away... It is not a simple death report, but lays out the life of the deceased like a biography. The way of recording everything in detail is the style of intelligence agent Ango Sakaguchi.

"This was originally six years ago, so the one from four years ago... should be around here."

Throwing down the files from six years ago, Banjing Momozui ran towards the bookshelf behind the armchair. Just as she stretched out her hand, she suddenly withdrew her hand and jumped back. The chair kicked towards the archives door.

The ground under the desk was arched, and like a black thorn cloth blade, it quickly pierced through the position where Banjing Taoshui was just now. The thorny tip swept across the bookshelf, the wood was split, and the paper flew up and fell everywhere.

With a bang, the door of the archives room was broken open, and a group of black suits wearing sunglasses broke into the archives with submachine guns.

"Tch, you will bully the few with the more." She curled her lips, and obediently raised her hands in surrender.

"Cough cough cough-"

A low and hoarse cough came into the file room, Banjing Momozui's face darkened, and as the footsteps gradually approached, she sighed and murmured:

"Troubleiscoming..." The tone is exactly the same as when the zombies are coming in Plants vs. Zombies.

The men in black suits moved out of the way, Momomi Bani adjusted a rather serious facial expression, and said to the visitor: "Yo, Dazai's fanboy... 噗嗤——!!"

No, she couldn't help it!

Every time she saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa's small dress, she couldn't control the prehistoric power in her body.

To be honest, she wanted to complain a long time ago.Everyone in the port mafia, high and low, has weird tastes in dress.For example, always wearing a black suit and wearing sunglasses on the side is like a lower-level member mass-produced from a mold. Looking at them, people will spontaneously have the idea of ​​​​"Do you still have the nerve to join the gang without wearing a black suit?"

Let’s look at the top again——Akutagawa whose shirt has a false collar and overlapping ruffles looks like a small foreign skirt (actually, it’s really cute); If you cover your hairline with a gown, you won’t be recognized by others); like the layered oiran kimono with high heels, Hongye Dajie (it’s pretty but not too cumbersome); always wears a top hat as if going to a party Nakahara Chuya (although she thinks she is pretty handsome, but for some reason she is always disliked by Dazai, maybe what he dislikes is not the hat but the person); and the black wing with the eyes of the emperor and Black Peat on the wrist... No, Dazai (I've always wanted to take off his bandages, isn't it hot? Covering one eye won't you be afraid of falling into the ditch when walking); of course, Banjing Taoshui herself is not much better, young girls love to be pretty, but she is always naked Wearing a black windbreaker, it looks like a big cellar bat at first glance (this is a gift from Dazai, never take it off).

——By the way, Dazai also gave Akutagawa the same style of black windbreaker, and Nakahara Nakahara once said that it "looks poor and looks like a hot item from a certain treasure".But after they put it on, they don't have the same style at all, they don't look like the same style at all, the difference probably lies in: Banjing Momozui seems to be attending a funeral, while Akutagawa... the coffin board can't be held down, and the guy lying in it was killed by him!

In short, Banjing Taoshui, who has been scolded countless times in those years, often complains about "this kind of Hong Kong gangster eats jujube pills". chicken.

...It seems that now is not the time to think so much, Akutagawa's dark, cold and bottomless eyes are already stained with murderous intent.

As a child who was also picked up by Dazai, Akutagawa has been displeased with Hanai Momozui, a weak "senior" who was recognized by Dazai early on, for a long time. There's no reason why he likes you" jealousy made Hanjing Momozui feel a little distressed and a little cute.But no matter how distressed and cute, I can't bear the unbearable weight of "Rashomon"!

... Dazai, a sinful man who ran away after flirting!

Accidentally laughed at Akutagawa's dress just now, Momomi Hani felt that the death flag she set up was about to be pulled out even on her knees.

"My brother... what, Dazai told me about you a few days ago, he cared about you very much—" In order to stabilize Akutagawa, Momomi Banjing spoke nonsense.

Akutagawa's deep pool-like eyes suddenly turned into a storm because of this sentence, "You are lying!"

Originally wanted to stabilize Akutagawa, but it seemed that he was even more angry.

"I only ask for one sentence, but that person will never be able to recognize me. In his heart, the new recruits of the detective agency are far better than me." Unwilling to say this sentence, Akutagawa unconsciously clenched his hands .

"Hi~ hi~ put aside whether Dazai agrees with you or not, let's solve our problems first."

"The rag doll that was sent to me as a threatening letter would have been cute if it hadn't been burnt and put it together again, but it looked familiar to me. It was the one I gave to Alice before, right? She's still mad at me for leaving Hong Kong Black matter?

"The handwriting on the ticket for illegal parking is also a bit familiar. I recalled it later, and I always feel like a lemon control who loves science and opposes superstition. I remember he always looked at me. Bomb|bomb? To tell the truth, I am innocent. Someone gave me the nickname 'God Servant', and I don't believe in religion. In fact, I think 'God Servant' is more suitable for me than 'God Servant' The cool, handsome and domineering positioning."

Banjing Taoshui is easy to be endless once you get cheap.She put down her raised hands and saw that the men in black suits holding guns didn't respond, then took out her mobile phone from her pocket, "First greet with a threatening letter, and then have an afternoon tea that smells like an explosion..." She clicked on the photo album, Slide out the photo taken on the rooftop, zoom in, and hold up the screen to Akutagawa to see: "There are snipers on standby in the building opposite the hotel as an appetizer, if I don't come to the 'date' again, will you order a headshot to make human brain bean curd soup ?”

Catching the elves was just an excuse, she just suddenly found a figure on the top floor of the opposite building, and she didn't have a telescope by her side, so she wanted to go to the top floor of the rooftop to see it better.

"If you're at a dinner party, I won't just leave after eating the appetizers. It's too rude for the host who has worked so hard to prepare. I'm the best guest who can't even leave a mouthful of coffee pudding for dessert~"

Banjing Momozui bent his eyes and said with a smile: "Dear Ryunosuke little fan, you forced me to die automatically in this way, what 'dinner' did you prepare for me?"

***

Although she said something that sounded handsome, she was scared within three seconds.

"Don't call me that, the one who betrayed Mr. Dazai!" Akutagawa released "Rashomon" at the slightest disagreement, but she had to blame her for being cheap.

"Wow wow wow I'm sorry I was wrong Akutagawa-kun——!" Hani Momozuki screamed to avoid the black thorns emerging from the ceiling and the ground, "Akutagawa-kun, Akutagawa-kun, wait a minute, what is a person who betrayed Dazai? , I swear I really love him and have never cuckolded him... No, the plot is biased, Akutagawa-kun, can you explain what the so-called "betrayal" is first, I am old and my memory is not very good ..."

Seeing the blank expression in Banjing Momosui's eyes, Akutagawa froze for a moment, followed by undisguised anger.

"You don't even remember what you have done?" Akutagawa gritted his teeth: "Obviously Mr. Dazai brought you back and gave you the meaning of life, but you finally defected from the Mafia. Why are you 'dead' on the surface? If you want to return to Yokohama, won't you be afraid of our revenge?"

"Dead?" Banjing Momozuki trembled, blinked her eyes, and paused for dodging. "Rashomon" drew a bloody gash on the side of her face, "Five years ago, I got a pair of Japanese-Americans." Sponsored by my husband and wife, I traveled to the United States to study. It is Dazai who left the mafia... Cough, I discussed it with Dazai and clearly handed in my resignation letter to the boss. I left aboveboard, why do I have to run away? Why do you say I've already die'?"

Akutagawa suddenly ran out of words.

In this way, Banjing Momozui did leave in an aboveboard manner, but why did Mr. Dazai tell everyone that she was dead when he came back from the outside one day?

Is it to protect her?

Mr. Dazai has done so much for her, but this woman just walked away without any gratitude!

"Rosheng—"

"Crack!" Banjing Taoshui snapped his fingers suddenly.

Circles of transparent ripples rippled in the air, as if countless people were praying in a low voice in a distant time and space, but the Gospel of God that came with the bell sounded like a flood that destroyed the world, instantly flooding this small file room.

Banjing Taoshui stood upright in the center, like the only remaining Noah's Ark in the raging waves.

"Extraordinary ability——

"All living beings are sinful." "

The knees of the men in black suits bent, and they knelt down and cried uncontrollably. The guns in their hands could no longer be held, and they fell to the ground one after another.There were a few strong-willed people who didn't cry, but felt no less guilt than others.

Akutagawa, who was holding on to the bookshelf, obviously had an extraordinary ability to resist blows. He was barely standing, hunched over, coughing hoarsely in his throat, and dripping with cold sweat on his forehead.

The enemy's guilt and memories of confession surged in like waves, and the impact made Banjing Taoshui's face instantly pale, but the light was dim, and she hid her discomfort well.

"Akutagawa-kun, when I left you had just joined the Mafia not long ago, so you probably didn't know much about me."

"My physical skills are considered low-level among the high-level gangsters in Hong Kong. The reason why I can live in the mafia for so many years is not because of Dazai's care."

"The only one who can defeat me is Dazai."

She approached Akutagawa, reached out her hand——

Akutagawa's pupils shrank suddenly.

...Then, Banjing Momosui stripped off his black coat, revealing a very kawaii white... small foreign skirt.

Unable to move Akutagawa glared at the rascally girl.

"It seems that your supernatural ability is displayed through the coat?" Hanjing Momozuki shook the black coat that he just took off with a playful smile, "I don't want to use my ability again, it's very uncomfortable."

Cowboy Hanai walked past Weaver Girl Akutagawa with brisk steps, and as compensation for taking someone else's clothes off, she decided to say something to make him happy: "I think Dazai really values ​​you."

"If you had no expectations, how could you be picked up and educated harshly? As for the so-called disappointment in you... Heh, if he is really disappointed in the students he taught, he would have given up I'll squeeze out your remaining value and kill you with one shot!"

"However, violent education is not worth advocating. The next time you meet someone, you can act coquettishly or complain, and say to him seriously, 'Mr. Dazai, I admire you very much. I work so hard to catch up with you. Please also. Look back at me behind me'!"

Akutagawa: "..."

——He would absolutely, absolutely never say such shameful words in front of Dazai-san!

Knowing that the mafia infiltrated by the enemy conducted a comprehensive investigation in the office, Banjing Momosui also started a tragic journey of hiding and hiding after leaving the archives room.

Passing the corner of the corridor, a team of black suits appeared in front of them. Banjing Momozui turned his head, and the escape route that hadn't been seen before was blocked by another team of black suits that suddenly appeared.

——Do you still need to use that ability?

When Banjing Momozui was about to confront this group of mafia head-on, a hand suddenly appeared behind her and covered her mouth.

She is dragged into the darkness by the owner of the hand.