[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"It's me, be honest, don't move around!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Banjing Momozui quietly put down the foot that was going to kick the opponent's crotch.When the pursuers were far away, she turned around——

"Senior Yo Zhongye, I haven't seen you for so long, why haven't you grown taller?"

"..." Zhongyuan Zhong also turned dark, and suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch her uninjured cheek and pulled it out fiercely. While pulling, he gritted his teeth and said, "Little white-eyed wolf, you should be caught!"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!" Banjing Tomizu snatched her face back from Nakahara Nakaya's hand, rubbed the pinched red part and said, "I know you are a good person, senior, thank you~"

"Don't issue cards casually." Zhongyuan Zhong also crossed his arms and glanced at her, "Tsk, aren't you 'dead'? You haven't heard from me for five years, and what are you doing now? You even ran back to the mafia, how dare you Are you fat?"

Although there was disgust on his face, there was obvious concern in his words.

Banjing Momozu and Nakahara Nakahara are also children of Ozaki Hongye "brought up", and they can almost be regarded as brothers and sisters of the same school. He also used Dazai Osamu as a negative teaching material, saying that her taijutsu can also be compared with a certain mackerel.

But no matter how he dislikes it, it has become a habit for the affectionate and frank gangster Nakahara Chuya to take care of the bear children. Even if his stand is different now, Banjing Momosui is still taken care of by him.

By the way, Zhongyuan Zhongye's singing is super~ nice. Once when Hong Kong black people went to KTV, everyone knelt down when he opened his mouth. From then on, Zhongyuan Zhongye became the "No. [-] Hong Kong Black singer". Banjing Taoshui is looking forward to him Coming out... Ahhh, I've been looking forward to his album for a long time.

In short, this is a completely different person from Dazai who "has a thousand brains" and "hearts as many as briquettes".

Five years ago, the younger generation of the mafia had many outstanding figures, including the "double black" Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya, the excellent "exclusive intelligence agent" Ango Sakaguchi, and the junior member Oda Sakunosuke who was "first-rate but not killing". There are Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the "fighting faction" who has just joined and has emerged, and Momomi Hani, the "follower of the gods" who tortured the troops.

Being able to weigh in with this group of monsters shows that Banjing Taoshui is not a beautiful vase.In the eyes of everyone in the port mafia, she is a demon with "sparkling light".The so-called "sparkling divine light" refers to her ability - "all beings are sinful", she is positioned like a priest who listens to others' confession, which is obviously a divine ability to guide people to be good, but in fact it is not.

Most of the enemies she tortured ended up going mad.Ozaki Koye once praised her for "the control of supernatural powers has reached its peak", she kept smiling in front of people, but she almost vomited bile while holding on to the wall of the toilet behind people.

At that time, she could already control her tear ducts by using her abilities, so she didn't have to cry to find Dazai every time.It is a light price to pay for a man who suffers pain that would drive many people mad, just to vomit.

Hanjing Momozu rarely killed people with her own hands, but most of the captives who did not die in battle but committed suicide after being tortured or were executed due to madness were related to her.

When she broke away from the Mafia five years ago, Dazai helped her clean up the files, but the mind-manipulating ability of "all beings are guilty" has long been deeply tabooed by others—the ever-accepted Yumeno Hisaku is an example— —Whether it is the Hong Kong gangsters or the enemies of Hong Kong gangsters, there are many people who want to kill her.The two made an agreement, and Dazai asked her not to set foot in Yokohama for seven years.

Why it was seven years, Banjing Momozui never asked Dazai, but she could more or less guess.Perhaps in Dazai's plan, seven years later Hong Kong and even Yokohama will be completely under his control.

Things are unpredictable, and one year after Hani Momozui left Yokohama (or died), Odasaku died, and Dazai rebelled against the Mafia.Two years later, Dazai joined the Armed Detective Agency, and two years later, Hani Momozu returned to Yokohama.

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Nakahara Chuya brought Banjing Momosui back to his office.

"Hide here tonight, and find a chance to leave after dawn." Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the brim of his hat, and pushed open the door of the office suite, "You owe me a favor, don't forget—" His words suddenly pause.

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and watching TV, turned his head and said in a long voice, "Ah, Chuya, you are back, let me borrow your room."

Snack bags, newspapers and magazines are randomly thrown on the coffee table, and there is also a box of open canned crab meat and a bottle of red wine from Nakahara Chuya; look at Dazai's casual posture, this picture treats other people's territory as The cozy appearance of his own home made Zhongyuan Zhong also very angry.

"Tsk, why did you come here?" Zhongyuan Zhong also curled his lips, and said with a look of disgust: "Since you have found out the information about rewarding people and tigers, you should leave quickly!"

Dazai rested one arm on the back of his head, pinched his chin with the other hand, and said without hesitation: "Well...God told me that I can wait for MOMO-chan here, so I'm here~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also glanced back at Banjing Taoshui, pushed her into the room without tenderness, then slammed the door and left.

The implicated Banjing Taoshui silently swallowed the excuse she was about to blurt out, lowered her head helplessly and innocently, and just looked into a pair of tea-brown smiling eyes.

"Pfft——" Dazai laughed suddenly, his eyes fell on the black coat that Hani Momozuki was holding with his arms that belonged to Akutagawa, raised his eyebrows narrowly, and said in a joking tone: "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby, what a human You can't tell what it looks like."

"...Don't say any more, it's all Dazai's fault!" At this moment, Hanjing Momozui wanted to throw his jacket on Dazai.

"Well~ well~ little girl, why don't you go to bed so late and come here to play with bad uncles?" Dazai raised his index finger, "You should not interfere in the world of adults!"

The thick-skinned and mean-spirited Banjing Momozui blinked, and purposely squeezed her throat to imitate the loli voice: "Bad uncle, I just want to play with you~"

"Oh~ Is Momo-chan going to die in love with me?" Dazai squeezed his chin, looked up and down Banjing Momozui, and said with a puzzled face: "But I only die in love with beautiful women, it's not that Momo-chan is not good-looking, it's just that we have known each other for so many years , I really can't treat MOMO-chan as a girl!"

"Hey, that's too much, you... Forget it, I'll just take it as you are praising me." Banjing Taoshui puffed up her cheeks, and asked him angrily, "Why are you here? Hmm... If it's not convenient to say it, you can." Don't tell me."

"Well, it's not something that needs to be kept secret." Dazai was very frank, "The new member of the detective agency was offered a reward of 70 billion by an unknown person. Let me investigate who this 'unknown person' is."

Banjing Taoshui nodded, and asked him curiously: "Then did you find out?"

"What do you think?" Dazai asked without answering, seeing Banjing Momozui's knowing expression, he smiled and stretched himself. "There are so many things that happened in the past few days. I was kidnapped, I saw my former subordinates, and I had a fight with Zhong Ye just now. If I hadn't made 'preparations' before sneaking in, maybe I would have been killed by him. Well." Dazai said while making a "so dangerous, so dangerous" expression.

"I don't believe you were 'kidnapped' without any preparation."

"Speaking of which..." Dazai suddenly moved closer, and lightly touched Banjing Momozuki's cheek with his fingers, "It's still bleeding." He narrowed his eyes, "This scar...was done by "Rashomon"? "

"It's just a small injury." Banjing Momozui originally wanted to wipe off the blood with her sleeves casually, but when she thought that the windbreaker on her body was a gift from Dazai back then, she changed her mind and seriously rolled up her cuffs, intending to sacrifice the white shirt inside .

This rough man-like way of treating wounds was finally stopped by Dazai.

"What should I say about you, don't you really think of yourself as a girl? If you get infected so casually, it will leave scars." Dazai paused, slightly curling the corners of his lips, "Be careful next time, your strengths All that's left is this face."

"...the other party threw a dog at you."

"The other party caught your dog and threw it back." Without raising his head, Dazai returned to her, and Dazai found the iodine gauze in the cabinet, and waved to Banjing Taoshui, "Come here and apply the medicine."

"Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome." Banjing Momozui touched his nose, "This kind of injury will be healed in two or three days, anyway, I have a thick skin..." Her voice became smaller and smaller, and at last she was greeted by Dazai Minglang's undeniable smiling face. defeated.

"Okay, okay." She raised her hands in surrender, and sat next to Dazai with her knees crossed, "Please."

Dazai picked up the iodine cotton ball with tweezers, and gently rubbed it on Banjing Momosui's cheek.The two were so close, the temperature and breath of the young man seemed to be everywhere, invading unconsciously, occupying the girl's entire mind.

The breaths of the two were entangled, and Banjing Momosui suddenly heard her own heartbeat.One sound, like a drum hammer, firm and profound.

This distance is too close, he will hear...

Banjing Momozui squeezed the cuff buttons on her shirt nervously, looked around with a little helpless eyes, hoping to divert her attention.

The TV in the room is playing a reality show variety show, and the beautiful female anchor is using her life to make a joke, demonstrating a difficult action that looks like suicide but can't die at all; magazines and newspapers on the coffee table are randomly spread Open, the upward side of the magazine happens to be the new serial she sent to the editor before; the wardrobe is half open, and there are many hats in it...

Dazai really doesn't have the slightest sense of being a guest...

"Don't worry, those pursuers won't find you." Dazai said while fixing the gauze on the girl's face with adhesive tape. "They haven't dared search that slug's office yet."

Banjing Taoshui suddenly turned his head to look directly at Dazai, and said with a straight face: "Jun Zai, you are really a sinful man."

"Huh?" Dazai blinked.

Banjing Taoshui clenched his fists excitedly, and said with a broken heart: "Although Chuya-kun is also very good, you can't treat one more favorably than another, Zhazai-kun, your little apprentice is crying, Akutagawa-kun is waiting for you, and you will lose your gray hair!"

Dazai's expression froze immediately. After a few seconds of silence, he shook his fingers with a smile, "Momo-chan, what did you just say, say it again?"

Facing his smiling face that seemed to be cast with a shadow, Banjing Momozu coughed lightly and changed his words decisively: "No, I mean Chuya-kun is really helpful."

"Chuya is indeed a good person." Dazai took out his mobile phone, "I have a video of him talking in the tone of a young lady in Mai Nei Bazi, do you want to watch it?"

"I want it!"

"If you want to see it, you have to answer my question truthfully." Dazai shook the phone with two fingers, and asked her with a smile, "Why did you sneak into the mafia?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just to confirm the source and purpose of the threatening letter. Finally, I came to a conclusion——" Hanjing Momozuki clenched his fists excitedly, "The fire in the harem is burning, Dazai, it's all your fault! "

"That's really sorry, so the threatening letter was sent by Akutagawa... No, it's not like his style, he would come directly to kill you instead of using such a tortuous and tactful way, the whole thing should be his It was planned by his subordinates." Ignoring Banjing Momozui's serious nonsense extremely skillfully, Dazai continued to ask: "So you were lying before, and you didn't throw away the threatening letter, did you?"

"Well, that's it. This matter involves our previous 'job', your queen...cough, colleague-Kunikida-kun doesn't know that you used to be the youngest cadre of the port mafia, right? Seriously investigate If so, the previous bombing attack is a 'personal grievance'." Hanjing Momozu spread his hands, "So you see, it is best for me to handle it myself."

"I didn't hide it on purpose, and I won't lie about this matter. I just watched them rack their brains to guess my previous work. I always thought it was funny, so I didn't tell them." As if thinking of something interesting In the scene, Dazai's tail tone rose slightly, and the bad remarks that it was not a big deal to watch the excitement made the corners of Banjing Momozuki's mouth twitch.

Then he changed his voice, "Also, Akutagawa's threat is not the main reason for you to take the risk, is it?"

"There is no other reason." As if to increase credibility, Banjing Momozui added sincerely: "Really!"

Dazai's smile gradually sank, and he said softly, "You're looking into what happened four years ago."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

This happened in the black age of MOMO——

MOMO: Your name is Dazai Qingmao, and Dazai also calls you slug?

Chuya: Well, what's the problem?

MOMO: But no matter how you look at it, the fish are more advanced than the bugs. It feels like you have the upper hand... Hey Chuya-kun, where are you going?

Chuya: Let's fight with Dazai!

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