[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

Hearing this, Banjing Momozui stopped fiddling with the cuff buttons, then raised her head and stared at Dazai. After a long time, she sighed deeply, and murmured somewhat resentfully:

"How do you know everything?"

Dazai smiled without saying a word, looking at her with a sly look in his eyes.

Banjing Taoshui was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sensed something and flipped through her pockets. Finally, she found a bug the size of a button in the inner pocket of the windbreaker.

"Dazai..." She gritted her teeth, and when she squeezed hard on the bug, there was a crackling sound from her palm.

Looking at her ferocious expression, it seemed that what was broken in her palm was not the bug, but Dazai's hateful face.

"Oh, I was discovered by you. I know you can't underestimate MOMO-chan, but I changed it to such a small button-type bug on purpose, what a pity." Dazai spread his hands, saying "regret" on his mouth, but his face remained A lazy expression.

Banjing Momozui, who has known him for so many years, has long been used to being played by Dazai.

He can't beat others in fights, and he can't beat others in playing tricks. Momomi Hani, who is always crushed by Dazai in all directions, feels that he can beat him in cooking and painting.

This conclusion is really disappointing.You know, Dazai can't cook anything except tofu-the reason why he can make tofu is also because he wants to invent tofu that can kill him.By the way, this is simply the most boring research topic of this century.

As for the other dishes made by Dazai...they are simply more terrifying than dark dishes.At the very least, the appearance of dark cuisine clearly shows the truth of "not delicious" to others at the beginning of tasting, but the food made by Dazai is just like him, with good appearance, good color and fragrance, and it will definitely not be seen at first glance. It caused anyone to be vigilant, but after being seduced by the appearance... Hehehe, Banjing Momosui didn't want to recall the painful experience of the past at all.

Dazai once made a "Spiritual Chicken Pot" and invited Odasaku Ango Sakaguchi and her to taste it. Although this dish is worthy of the name, it makes them recharge their MP in an instant... Oh no, it is full of energy, but the corresponding side effects are also very strange: They all lost the memory of those days when they were full of energy.Afterwards, Banjing Momozui asked Dazai what she had done in those few days, but Dazai didn't tell her whether he lived or died.

But seeing him smiling like that, probably nothing good happened.

From then on, Odasaku and Sakaguchi Ango were indifferent to Dazai's cooking, and Dazai, whose life was as lonely as snow, had to find Hanjing Momosui to "test the poison".At first she refused, but then...whether she was defeated by his cuteness and smile, or lost in boxing games, or if she had to ask Dazai for help during the task and owe him a favor... In short, Dazai's Cooking added a lot of "fun" to her black age.

As for the painting, after Dazai hung up his own work in the office of the mafia cadre, he was mistaken by the boss's Alice sauce for the ability of a curse-type supernatural being, which caused a lot of trouble.Banjing Momosui, who was shot while lying down, was ordered by the boss to coax the child for several days.By the way, coaxing children is really not something humans do!

With Dazai such a good teammate, the past is simply unbearable.

After many years, Dazai is still clever enough to let others try to trap him in a sack, and Banjing Momozui still has nothing to do with Dazai.

"I made an agreement with you before that I would not set foot in Yokohama within seven years after leaving the Mafia, but two months ago I received an unsigned letter in the United States, which only had one sentence - Oda Saku has passed away. "

"I emailed you and Ango-kun first, but nothing came of it, so I'm back."

Hearing the anonymous letter that Banjing Momozui said, Dazai's eyes were slightly suffocated, and his usual narrow smile gradually became more serious.

But in an instant, he habitually raised the corners of his lips, and said in a pretendingly relaxed tone:

"Four years ago, an organization called Mimic invaded Yokohama. The Mafia made a deal with the Special Ability Section. The Mafia helped eradicate Mimic, and the Ability Section issued a business license for the Mafia." Dazai Leaning on the Wall Arms folded, eyes a little cold, "At that time, Ango just disappeared. Mr. Mori sent Oda to investigate, and found that Ango's disappearance was related to Mimic. In short, many things happened. In the end... Oda took revenge for his children, and Mimic The leaders of the two perish together."

Dazai omitted the heaviness and thrill of it, and he said it simply, as if he didn't want to make the girl in front of him sad, but Hanjing Momomizu, who also came from the mafia, could hear that there were many incongruities in it.

Seeing Momomi Banui's expression, Dazai added: "The real identity of Ango Sakaguchi is the investigator of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, a three-faced spy lurking in Hong Kong and Mimic; Odasaku...is probably Mr. Mori's abandoned son. "

Banjing Taoshui was silent for a while, then suddenly stood up and walked out the door.

Dazai grabbed her, "What are you going to do?"

"Find the fault of the young girl!" Banjing Taoshui turned her head, and the foreboding of the storm was filling her eyes.

"There will be opportunities in the future." Dazai sighed, smiled again, and said, "Not now."

The girl who was held back by Dazai sat down angrily again, her body curled up into a ball, and she buried her head on her knees.

She knew she couldn't win against Mori Ogai, but she was still upset, so upset that she was about to explode.

After a while, she heard Dazai Qingyue's voice: "Why would you rather take the risk to come here to look through the files instead of asking me directly?"

Yes, Dazai must know what happened to Oda, why didn't he ask him?

——Probably, I can't bear it.

Banjing Momomizu didn't speak, Dazai seemed to understand something, and changed the subject, "I didn't have time to ask last time, how was your life in America, how did you become a novelist?"

"It's okay. As for the novelist... My adoptive parents died before finishing high school in the United States. I didn't continue to study because of some things. You see, I don't even have an elementary school diploma, and I want to find someone who can support myself. You don’t need to go to work at a fixed time; and you know the side effects of “all beings are sinful”, there are too many memories of others in your mind, you have to find a place to pour it out, otherwise it will blow up. " Banjing Momozui passed vaguely, "How about you, how did you think of joining the Armed Detective Agency? "

"Well, there are many reasons for joining a detective agency, for example—" Dazai pulled his fingers, counting the advantages of the detective agency: "The detective agency has few rules, the president is very reasonable, colleagues are very interesting, and most importantly—"

The black-haired young man with exquisite facial features bent his eyes, raised the corners of his lips, and smiled without any haze.

"This is a place where you can help others."

Hearing these words, Banjing Taoshui was stunned for a long time.She turned her head subconsciously, she was afraid that Dazai would see her expression at the moment.

What exactly has a person experienced before he can completely change his way of life, even his concept of life?

This should be... how can there be a change after heartbreaking?

Distressed, so distressed...

"Although I still haven't been able to find a reason to live, but if I keep walking along this road, I may find it. The thing you and Oda Saku have always hoped for me to find, that's pretty good. Isn't it?"

Dazai's voice was quiet with a hint of a smile:

"Momo sauce, why do you look like you are about to cry?"

Hearing this sentence, Banjing Momozui suddenly realized that after all, she was no longer the child who couldn't control her tear glands, and she no longer had a reason to use her colleagues and work as an excuse to get close to her.

There is a distance of five years between them, and in this distance, there is not only time.But the mood of wanting to comfort Dazai is filled with a lonely courage that transcends the barrier of time and goes forward, and the overlap increases every minute and every second.

…It is said that stroking a soft, furry creature gives humans a sense of satisfaction.

So Banjing Momozui did the most clumsy thing in her life, without saying a word, she grabbed Dazai's hand and placed it on top of her head.

Seeing her appearance as a silly, cute, and cute little animal, Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

At this moment, the estrangement caused by the separation and reunion seemed to disappear silently in the five years of concern.Time seems to go back to a long time ago, and they were the same ghetto girl and mafia boy.The little girl in ragged clothes with red eyes looked hopefully at the handsome young man, and put her head in front of him.

"I once saw a girl in beautiful clothes walking down the street with her father. They seemed to be very happy talking and laughing. After the girl acted like a baby, her father even touched her head."

"That father's eyes were so gentle at that time."

"Actually, I really wanted to be patted on the head, but before I could go up to grab the father and daughter to make a request, the dean beat my calf with an iron rod and drove me back to the orphanage."

"Can you... pat my head?"

The scene of father and daughter's warmth that I had seen before was like an obsession implanted in Banjing Taoshui's heart, which made her brood on her for so long.In fact, what she desires may not be a pat on the head, but to be treated tenderly by others.

The little girl thought at the time, if this young man could touch her head, as the first person in the world to be kind to her, she would give him all the courage and loyalty in this life with both hands, and from then on, she would overcome difficulties and forge ahead for him. Kaijiang.

"I'm not your father, and..." the young man's eyes drifted, with a subtle dislike, "Your hair hasn't been washed for a long time, it seems that there are lice in it!"

... Sure enough, it still doesn't work?

Her eyes dimmed little by little, and just when she decided to give up, a warm hand fell on top of her head.

"Forget it this time, remember to wash your hair next time."

next time?

Banjing Momosui feels that she is still very smart, and she can understand other people's words.In other words, can she take this sentence as permission to follow him?

So she followed Dazai into a world completely different from her previous one.However, it didn't take long for her to discover a disillusioning truth. Since then, the obsession, hope, warmth, and brooding that have been buried in her heart have all become jokes.

The world is so small, the "father" she saw on the street who gave her "daughter" a gentle pat on the head, he is a perverted lolicon! ! !

The later "God Servant" Momomi Bani, every time he heard the trembling "Alice~" from the boss from far away, he would try his best to suppress the desire in his heart to "get rid of this person and defect to the Mafia" impulse.

Mori Ogai hot chicken, you give me back my childhood and my hard-earned money! ! !