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[24-hour small theater: a small story that takes place within a day, exists independently, and will not have any impact on the development of the plot.There are pure sugar and spoof stories. 】

Introduction to this small theater: After being possessed by warts, Hong Lian's temperament changed drastically, from M Sanwu to a little devil chattering S, and was admitted to the hospital because of violating traffic rules and having a head-on collision with an electric car... The doctor contracted this kind of disease For warts, within 24 hours, so preferences and attributes will gradually reverse?

Gui, who is in charge of taking care of Honglian in the hospital, said that the pressure is not normal...

0:00 [One day in Edo, a wart-like disease that spread among the upper class appeared...]

12:30【On the road at the entrance of Mingyuan Hall】

A woman in a kimono walked in a trance.

"Strange, why are you dizzy today? Is the sun too bright?" She said to herself.

"The sun is so good, I really want to gallop on this land immediately, like a deer freely~ Why do I have such a strange idea??" Thinking like this, I started to move my feet.

"I wish I could run faster, I really want to enjoy the feeling of flying ~ shoulder to shoulder with the sun and clouds ~ ah, am I going to the sky?!" Running faster and faster.

The signal light in front of him switched to red.

"Red is the color of passion! It's the color of destruction! It's the color of anger! Destroy it! Roar it! Go ahead! Break these rules and regulations!" Just keep going, nothing seems wrong...

"Didi!!!" A large group of cars were forced to stop by a woman crossing the road.

Only a man who was driving the little sheep he just bought, humming a ditty freely and enjoying the fun of speeding, noticed the woman in front of him, and laughed contemptuously: "Isn't it so stupid to bump into it?"

"Oh!"

The man fell heavily to the ground. Looking at the little sheep that spun three and a half times in the air and fell to the ground and fell into a pile of scrap iron, he let out a painful horn sound.

"My new car!!!"

13:30【Oedo Hospital】

Two men ran in from the hospital gate, one with long black hair and the other with silver natural curly hair.The long-haired man looked around and waved to someone in the hall.

"Mr. Gui! This way!" Bai Zi stood up and waved to the two.

"I heard that Lord Honglian was in a car accident. How is the injury? Is it serious?" Gui asked anxiously.

"I'm fine. The doctor said that I just sprained my foot and the bones are a bit misaligned. I just had the bone setting done just now. I just need to rest in the hospital for a day and take some medicine and I can leave the hospital... But the other party insists on going to court to solve it. I have to contact a lawyer in a while. ··”

"The other party is going to sue her to court? It's obviously a car hit by someone, right?" Yinshi said in surprise.

"Actually, this accident...was caused by Xiao Lian's violation of the traffic rules..." Baizi said embarrassingly.

"Crossing the road... Master Honglian..." Gui was a little speechless.

"It crashed the other party's car. Although it was a new electric car, it was hit so hard that it couldn't be ridden on the first day on the road, but it is too much to insist on pursuing Xiao Lian's criminal responsibility. After all, Xiao Lian is also A victim of a car accident..."

"What kind of mysterious creature is that guy... how could he be hit by an electric car and then explode the electric car with only a sprained foot..." Yinshi thought silently in his heart.

"Then what is the emergency that Mrs. Baizi said on the phone that I need to rush over to help immediately?" Gui asked.

"Ah, that's right, because Xiao Lian usually obeys the traffic rules and would never cross the road in that situation, but after seeing Xiao Lian, she found that her mental state was a little bit wrong, you all know that, right? During this period of time, a strange infectious disease has appeared around the place where we work, and many people have been infected, so I want the hospital to check Xiaolian..."

"The legendary wart that made a comeback?! What does the mental state mean?" Gui was taken aback.

"I'm not sure if it's because of it. As for the rest, you'll know when you meet Xiaolian. She seems to have a bit of memory confusion now. After being bumped, she wakes up and forgets some things selectively. It is said that this kind of wart is only contagious. Women under the age of 30..."

"Then you don't have to worry at all..." Yinshi said leisurely while pinching his nostrils and looking at Baizi.

"Bastard, are you mocking me for being old!" Baizi shouted angrily, pointing at Yinshi's nose, "You nasty natural curly hair!"

Gui stopped the furious Baizi and asked, "Then what do I need to do?"

"I'm going to discuss it with my lawyer. The store is also very busy and I need to go back to take care of it at night, so I hope you can help me take care of Xiaolian for a while. After the test results come out, I hope you can communicate with the doctor."

"Don't worry, Mrs. Baizi, I will take good care of Honglian-sama when I'm in peace, so don't worry."

"Yeah, don't worry, I won't infect you." Yinshi waved his hand as he picked up whichever pot he didn't open, but he was met with a blank stare from Baizi. "Well~ Wig, go take care of the patient, I'll wait for the results here."

"It's not the wig, it's Gui, why are you waiting?"

"There are many women under the age of 30 around me. What if they bring the virus back and harm them? You don't have to worry about wigs at all."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Amnesia, strange mental state, what's going on?Gui became worried.

15:00【Hospital Ward】

Honglian (pointing to the tree outside the window): Well, it's really boring. The tree there is in bloom, so I want to see it.

Gui (speaking softly): The doctor said that he will be discharged from the hospital after two days of rest. It is not convenient for Master Honglian to walk on his own feet, so please rest at ease now.

Guren (pouting): But I'm bored.

Gui (suddenly realizes): How about this, let me get you some magazines to relieve your boredom!

Honglian (looks disgusted): Don't...

Gui (confused): No?

Honglian: Just reading the words gives me a headache~

Gui: That's right...

Guren: By the way, tell me a joke!

Gui: (Thought for a long time...) Tell me a joke?Let me think about it...

Gui (slaps his hands): Yes!Once upon a time there was a ghost, it farted... hahahaha

Honglian (turning into anger from embarrassment): What an old joke this is!And why can you laugh and cry! ! !

Gui (wipes away tears): It's funny, don't you think?

Honglian (angry): How funny is your sense of humor from ancient times? !That's enough. I'm pretty stupid to let you tell jokes. (Suddenly the topic changes) Oh, by the way, you look good, you have a girlfriend, tell me about you and your girlfriend!

Gui (serious): I don't have a girlfriend.

Honglian (surprised): No?It's a lie, see you are not young...haven't you handed in yet?

Gui (serious): I haven't handed it over.

Guren: Hey, there is such a person? (Suddenly realizes) Do you have a boyfriend?

Gui (explaining): No!I'm just concentrating on the business of fighting barbarians, and don't have time to talk about love.

Honglian (curling her lips): It's really boring~ But if you have time to tell jokes about ghosts and farts here, why don't you go catch a girl, the right way is to catch a girl, you still have to relax after work~

Gui (serious): Next time, I will buy magazines and go to the maid cafe for leisure.

Red Lotus: □□?It turns out that you like older, married people... Hey, I can't see it. If you say □□, you are more wild and unrestrained in your heart, especially when it comes to that kind of thing?So you are this kind of man~

Gui (a bit embarrassed): Uh... next...

Honglian (breathed a sigh of relief): Huh~ Now I feel more relieved, since you like older married women, you won't have any strange ideas about me, right?Well, we can get along well~

Gui (I don't know why I'm a little disappointed): Eh...does Master Guren think so?

15:30 [in the ward]

Guren: It's still so boring...

Guren: Hey, your hair is not bad, is it real or fake? "

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui! "

Guren: A wig?

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui!

Honglian (rolling her eyes): Gui?

Gui: Yes.

Honglian: Guisang?

Gui: Yes.

Red Lotus: Cinnamon sauce?

Gui: Yes.

Guren: Zila?

Gui: In...ah no, it's not the wig but Gui!

Honglian: Zi Lasang?

Gui: It's not Zi Lasang, it's Gui!

Guren: Zila sauce?

Gui: It's not purple sauce, it's Gui!

Honglian (laughing): It’s so interesting~ Is your reaction a character setting? Every time you make it, it’s exactly the same... It’s just a slot that comes to your door~

Gui (wanting to cry but no tears): Lord Honglian, why did you imitate it badly? You never called me that before...

Honglian (tsundere): The past has nothing to do with me anyway, so it doesn't matter what happens now~ Zilajiang?

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui!

Guren: Well~ I can never get tired of seeing this reaction~Zi Lasang~

Gui: It's not a wig, it's... (Seeing her make a silent gesture, he stops.)

She opened her mouth, as if to make the sound Gui.

Gui Ping waited intently as if facing an enemy.

Honglian: Zila~ (Looking at Gui's serious expression, she laughed out loud after she finished speaking.)

Gui (desperate): It's not the wig but Gui!

Honglian laughed for a while, and suddenly put her arms around Gui's neck and said coquettishly: "Hey, I really want to go out for a walk. Carry me on your back, okay?"

Gui (blushing): This...

Honglian (smiling like a little devil): If I stay in the ward, I can't help playing with your name all the time~Gui~Mr.~Sir?

Gui: Oh, good...

16:00 [outside the ward]

Walking out of the ward with Honglian on their backs, the two of them were bathed in the bright sunshine,

Guren: Go faster!

Gui: Yes!

Guren: Hurry up!

Gui: Yes!

Guren: It's not fast enough, it doesn't feel like it's going fast!Want to fly as fast as that!

Gui: I have tried my best, but flying is still too exaggerated...

Guren: Then you will be my horse!

Gui: Didn’t I always be your horse again?

Guren: But you are behind my back and not being ridden by me...

Gui: Riding? !A girl who has never been married can't just tell a man whether to ride or not!How could such dirty words come out of Guren-sama's mouth!

Guren: Where are you thinking!Your mind is dirty!Really annoying!Be careful, I will whip you to death with a whip!

Gui: Girls, don't say such dirty words as leather whip, whipping, and binding!

Guren: You are the one who is dirty!I didn't say that!It seems that I really want to take a good look at you!As he spoke, he untied the ribbon on one side of his hair and tied it around Gui's neck.

Gui: □□, □□ words like this are not allowed!Ahhh!Master Honglian, are you going to strangle me to death? !

put me down.A disabled S said.

Gui: If I let it go, stop it quickly, it will really kill someone! !

Hongren: Hmph, that's about the same~

Guren: Now call me Master!Kneel down and call!

Gui: I refuse, I am also a person with lofty ideals... ah, don't use force, you will die...

It wasn't until Gui was playing with her that she was ashamed and blushed, and Lian didn't stop.

Guren: Hey, I said wigs.

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui!

Guren: It doesn't matter, that's fine, let me ask you, why don't you get angry or resist when you are being played around by me all the time?Are you a shaking M

Gui: It's not Shaking M, it's Gui!

Guren: So why are you accommodating me so much?I don't remember having a friend like you at all. Although you have the urge to bully me, you are not my type at all... If you are a friend, you don't have to do it for this sake. Why?

Gui: Because... is an important person

Guren: Important people?

Gui (seriously): Master Guren is a very important person to me, and to the former Master Guren, the subordinate is also a very important person. It is because of mutual respect and trust that Master Guren suffered This kind of misfortune is even more impossible to stand idly by!

Honglian (expressionless): Oh...

Gui (surprised): Oh?

Guren: What else can I say after you said such glittering words? Do you still want me to be moved to tears?Have a good rest?Then continue to play, shall we?

Gui: Lord Honglian, you...

Guren: Come on, you're going to call me master this time!

Gui (forced): YES! master!

Guren: Hey that fucking wig!

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui!

Guren: It doesn't matter, I'm asking you something...

Gui: Please tell me, Master!

Honglian: Why do I always dislike you and want to bully you and torture you?Was I an S before?

Gui (a little sad): You used to... Guren-sama was not like this before...

Honglian (unhappy): Look at you, you don't even know the attributes of □□□, how can you play together?And he looks very poor, he is obviously a man and has long hair... Well, why do you annoy me so much?

Gui (depressed): I'm sorry...

Guren: I'm sorry, what are you talking about, it's so boring!Oh, by the way, I'm tired of playing with your words, lend me your doll to relieve my boredom!

Gui (surprised): A doll?ah!Please don't do this to Elizabeth!

Gui quickly stopped trying to catch Elizabeth and study her inner red lotus. Poor Elizabeth hid behind a tree and looked at this brutal woman with horror.

17:00 [Gintoki returns with a medical certificate]

"Ah, you are here, no wonder there is no one in the ward..." A certain celestial being waved leisurely.

"Yinshi, come and help me, I'm going to be killed by Master Honglian!" Gui hurriedly called for help.

"Ah, it looks like you guys had a great time..."

"Natural rolls, over here!"

"Why are you so affectionate to Gintoki all of a sudden? Oh, it hurts... so Gintoki knows what Guren-sama is sick about?"

"It's a difficult problem..."

"Is it some incurable disease?! Hey..."

"That's not... but the wig... are you really a man like this?" Yinshi pointed to the sky cannon on the osmanthus hair that was combed by the red lotus.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! What is the disease?"

"This guy...was parasitized by warts, just like you last time..." Gintoki played with Gui's soaring braid with his hands.

"Is NTR suspended? The symptoms are different..."

"It's not a hiatus, it's a reverse wart. It's not as contagious as a hiatus wart, but it seems to be more poisonous..." Yinshi looked at Honglian who looked at Gui with a disgusted expression, and raised his eyebrows.

"Reverse?"

"It is said that you will suddenly forget your past self in a short period of time, and then your behavior, feelings, preferences, and attributes will become the opposite... What you liked before will now be hated, what you hated before will now be liked, and gentle people will become Violent, violent people will turn into soft girls, and those who dislike them will be pleasing to the eye." Yinshi explained unhurriedly.

"Reversal... no wonder it's like this..." Seeing Honglian fiercely chasing Elizabeth, Gui nodded thoughtfully.

17:30 [outside the ward]

"Caught you!"

Stop it, Guren-sama!Gui hurried over to prevent Elizabeth from being murdered.

"Your wig is really annoying. It always spoils my business. I'll tear you up first!"

"Lord Honglian, Yamidie~~" Gui limply resisted.

Letting go of the beaten Gui, Guren said angrily, "I hate wigs the most! Why do I hate you so much!!!"

"Master Honglian, do you hate me?" Gui looked up at her.

"I hate it! I hate it so much, I want to kill you!" She said viciously.

Gui stared blankly at her for a while, then suddenly reached out and hugged her.

"What are you doing! It's disgusting, let me go! I'm nothing! Didn't I tell you I hate you! You can't understand human words!!!" I couldn't break free from this person's arms, and was hugged tightly In her arms, but she still struggled desperately, where did this heartfelt resistance come from?

"Hate it! I hate wigs the most!" Not only did he violently resist, but he even cried like this, which is really strange.

the other side.

Gui looked down at her wiping her tears, and even smiled.

"It looks really annoying to me..."

Why is she so happy when she is clearly hated?

What a strange day, but fortunately it will pass soon, and tomorrow when the sun rises, everything will be back to normal again.

But why is there still some reluctance to part with it?

The author has something to say:

To celebrate the 24 clicks, I present a [-]-hour mini-theatre, I hope you will like it!

I also want to thank everyone who accompanied me here, and I will continue to work hard to update in the future~