Three thousand congratulations

【1】

Today's moon is oval.

And there are two?

Yinshi squatted on the ground and looked at the sky, after a few seconds, he bowed his head again and vomited.

After vomiting the contents of his stomach, he staggered through the streets of Kabukicho.On the side of the street with ambiguous red lights flashing, there are many men in samurai uniforms soliciting customers.

"Go and have a look!"

"It's your fault if you don't come once, it's my fault if you don't come twice!"

"Do not miss passing through!"

and many more.

When did Huajie have so many pimps?Or is it that a new gay bar has opened?

Looking at the flyer stuffed into his hand, Gintoki opened his eyes wide.

"Support the cause of fighting barbarians, the dawn of Edo has you all the way!"

"Slap!" Yin Shi slapped himself.

Focus your eyes again.

"It's not joy to fight barbarians! Justjoinus!"

Yinshi narrowed his dead fish eyes and stared at the flyer again. After a few seconds, he searched the crowd for the guy in the monk's costume and the bamboo hat.

Yinshi strode forward, grabbed the long-haired guy by the neckline, held up the leaflet and shouted: "Wig! Something is wrong with your brain, right?"

"Slap!" A loud slap was slapped on Yinshi's face, "Do you dare to call your name directly?"

"You!" Yinshi was stunned by the beating, he looked at the other party in surprise, and then showed a shocked expression, "It's you?!"

"It's right here." Hong Lian shook her long hair, "Don't move your hands on the street, I am now the temporary leader of the people with lofty ideals."

"What are you doing?" Yinshi frowned, "You don't want to join the barbarian business because of that wig, do you?"

"To put it simply, it's Gui who asked me to take care of his men who are fighting against barbarians for a few days." Hong Lian replied to Yin Shi, while handing the leaflets in a box beside her to the men beside him, "Since he asked me so, then I will You must do your best."

why please?This question has been lingering in Yinshi's mind for a long time, but what he wants to ask most right now is about this flyer.

"Oh, you said this? It was made from the quotations of Mr. Gui collected from everyone." Honglian introduced seriously.

"The wigs are made by you?"

"Almost, after I took over, I found that there was a big problem in the finances of the barbarians, and then everyone suggested that when there were financial problems in the past, Mr. Gui would go out and recruit new people to share the financial crisis, so I brought everyone together~" Hong Lian was ashamed to tell Yinshi that this group of people with lofty ideals against barbarians had become unbelievably poor. It could even be said bluntly that 70.00% of them were working part-time. It's over.As the Chinese New Year approached, many people asked for leave in order to earn some overtime wages. Because she was too embarrassed to refuse everyone, Honglian granted the leave, resulting in a serious shortage of manpower, so she had to send out flyers to recruit some people.

"The wig left the matter to you, what about his own people?"

"Mr. Gui went to raise funds for the cause of fighting barbarians!" Hong Lian thought of the pamphlet she found in Gui's room, which said suspiciously "Multilevel marketing can lead to eternal life", impossible!How could it be possible for Mr. Gui to join a cult (besides, it is such a cult organization that tells you that it is a pyramid scheme...), he must have done those hard work for the cause of barbarians!That's right, that's the case. Although I put the booklet in my arms and brought it out worriedly, it doesn't mean that I have to monitor the other party, right?If I have time, I will naturally go to see what Gui is doing, but the most urgent thing is to contribute to the cause of fighting barbarians!

"The problem is that this kind of thing can't be distributed in broad daylight, right?" Yin Shi pointed to the pile of leaflets.

"That's why I deliberately chose the night, and the location was chosen in Kabukicho's Flower Street. The targets are those who have fallen and empty souls who need to be rescued~" Guren smiled, "Gintoki should also take a good look!"

Yinshi, whose depraved and empty soul desperately needed to be rescued, stared at the flyer stuffed in his hand again, and was stunned for a few seconds. Seeing Honglian's busy back, he began to mutter.

"Damn wig, it's really out of my mind to put the business of extermination into the hands of this kind of woman."

【2】

"Ah!" Gui stood in the auditorium and sneezed loudly.Elizabeth on the side held up a sign, "Please take care of yourself."

"Thank you for caring about Elizabeth. The body of the people with lofty ideals is the capital of the revolution. I should be more aware of this when I shoulder the heavy responsibility."

"Hey! The long hair and doll clothes over there! Don't talk!" The host on the stage pointed at the two of them unhappily, and the serious people around also cast dissatisfied glances at them. .

Gui and Elizabeth shut their mouths immediately.

"Next, we will invite our chairman to give a speech to everyone!"

The men, women and children standing in the auditorium burst into tears when they saw the director come up to the stage.

"Dear dad!"

"Father God!"

"God, I actually saw the chairman himself!"

Gui and Elizabeth were a little confused, so they turned to the people around them and asked, "Who is the chairman of the board?"

"Be respectful! Call Chairman Mohammad Arafat!"

"Then this Mohammad Saddam Chairman..."

"It's Chairman Mohammad Arafat!"

"Oh, Muhammad Gandhi Shakyamuni..."

"You insulted the chairman!" With such a scream, everyone around raised their fists angrily.

Just when Tian Tian, ​​such as Gui, felt the strong murderous aura around him, suddenly the crowd gave way.

"This little friend..." said an old man wearing a strange robe and a long beard.

"It's not Xiaoyou, it's Gui." Gui replied solemnly.

"Uh..." After all, he is the leader of an MLM cult organization, and he is used to dealing with strange people, so the chairman quickly calmed down, "So Mr. Gui? Can you tell me about your dream?"

"..." Gui looked around to see if there was a hidden camera, but after realizing that this was not an inspirational program, he pondered for a while and said, "To be honest, I hope to have a lot of money."

"This is very simple, as long as you join our organization and become a lifetime member." The director confirmed again, "Aren't you a lifelong soul member?"

"No."

"Go over there and sign the deed of selling yourself and then you can join the club~"

"..." Gui didn't know how to answer.

Aware of his hesitation, the chairman pretended to be magnanimous and said: "You can do an internship for a while and think about it."

"That's wonderful."

"We will organize an event the day after tomorrow, come and be a volunteer!"

"Okay." Gui agreed.

So the mobilization meeting continued.

"What is Mr. Gui thinking?" Elizabeth held up the sign.

"Master Honglian, there should be nothing wrong, right?" Gui said worriedly.

"Worried about money?" Elizabeth held up the sign.

"Although the economy is tight now, don't forget that for sustainable development, we are Elizabeth with a small treasury."

"As expected of Mr. Gui, you are considerate!"

【3】

Eight o'clock the next morning.

Gintoki was awakened by the phone ringing.

"Call me so early to seek death!" Yin Shi said aggressively.

"What? My friend has been detained? Suspected of illegal transactions?" Yinshi had earwax in his ear, so he heard the phone creaking.

"Police, you have to forgive this young man! He's just single for a long time, and occasionally wants to sleep with a woman! Like him, if he can't get married, he may have to keep silent for the rest of his life, maybe he will become a nerd with glasses. You must have a lot of adults. Sentence him to 120 years!" When Yinshi was chattering non-stop on the phone, Shinpachi came in and said, "After Yinsang finished the call, you can come out for breakfast!"

"Wait!" Gintoki was taken aback, "Isn't it Shimura Shinpachi? Who is that?"

Putting down the phone, Yinshi stared blankly at Shinpachi and said, "I won't have breakfast, I'm going out for a while."

"what happened?"

"That guy Honglian seems to have been arrested." Yin Shi left a word and drifted away.

When we arrived at the front desk of the detention center, Yinshi asked about it. He actually had to pay a considerable amount of money for bail. After touching his shriveled wallet, Yinshi shook his head and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going!" A familiar and angry voice came from behind.

"Ah, you have been released~"

"I knew you were unreliable!" Guren clenched her fists angrily, if it wasn't for Sougo standing beside her, she would have already gone up to beat Gintoki.

"It's a waste of time for me to make a trip if someone contributes." Yinshi picked his nostrils nonchalantly, "But you really don't want to explain why you were arrested?"

"Well, it was a misunderstanding," Sougo said with a wave of his hand, "I have already taught those who caught the wrong person a lesson!"

"Then sister, I'll go first!" Sougo waved his hand obediently and disappeared at the gate.

"This little guy seems to be very close to you." Yinshi blinked.Suddenly Guren came up and said: "I think he seems to have discovered..."

"What did you find?"

"After distributing the leaflets yesterday, the Shinsengumi got news from somewhere to arrest people. I was caught accidentally while covering everyone, but Okita-kun didn't arrest me." Guren looked shocked, "He called me instead Go to bed early at night and go away"

"Oh?" Yin Shi was a little confused, "Then how did you get in?"

"I originally wanted to rescue my companions, but...they encountered pornography and illegal activities again, and they wronged me again!!!"

"Again?" Yin Shi raised his eyebrows, a woman with a story.

"Anyway, maybe one of my companions has been arrested, and I must find a way to rescue them..." Honglian quickly changed the topic, "You go back, I'll go to the management office to ask."

After coming out of the management office, Honglian was stunned.

"Not in prison? Who did it? Could it be that Mr. Gui is back??"

When they were wondering, a man popped up from the alley and waved to them.

"Chief of the Security Section? Is that you?" This person is a small follower among the people who are fighting barbarians. It is said that his IQ is not particularly high, so people usually only let him keep some food and clothes, and play a role similar to a locker. The usefulness of the class.So his nickname is "Chief of the Security Section".

【4】

"It was you who rescued everyone?" Honglian was surprised, "Not bad!"

"Since it is the security department, it is natural to protect everyone!" The young man was very humble.

"You made a great contribution in rescuing everyone this time!" Honglian patted her shoulders with satisfaction, "Although you are weak in writing, you are very good at robbing prisons!"

"Prison robbery? No?"

"Huh? Then how did you bring everyone out?"

"Bail..."

"Bail?? Where did you get so much money??"

"Mr. Gui handed over the small treasury to me for safekeeping before he left."

"I've seen that box, it doesn't have that much money in it..."

"So I found a way to borrow some money." The chief of the security department handed over an IOU.

"Huh?? Loan usury??" Honglian glanced at it, then quickly waved to another subordinate, "You, you, you! Are you a cashier?"

"part-time···"

"Whatever, come quickly and help me figure out how much I have to repay including the interest..."

"About this number..."

"100 million?" (about 6 RMB...)

That’s okay, post your own savings, if we all work part-time jobs these days...it’s still possible until Gui comes back...

"wrong···"

"Eh?"

"Miscalculated, add a zero."

"What???!!!" 1000 million?If I got it together within two days, I may not be able to pay back even if I sell myself now. Is it necessary to organize everyone to sell their kidneys together? ?In Honglian's mind, the scene of Gui returning to the headquarters and finding a group of people surrounding him crying, "Mr. Gui, we are not complete, we are missing something, woo woo woo", and the scalp couldn't help but tingle.

She couldn't help but staggered and fell to the ground.

"What should I do?"

"Miss, take a look at our activity brochure!" A brochure was stuffed into his hand.

"Hmm..." She glanced at the back cover.

"The way to salvation is in it?" So she was driven by a mysterious force to open the booklet.

After half an hour.

Honglian Lai was begging Yinshi with a deadpan face on the sofa in Wanshiwu.

"Please! The unique and suave man in this world!"

"Join me in this prize contest!"

"Well~" Yinshi lazily raised his eyelids, "Since you begged so sincerely..."