Three thousand congratulations

【1】

Take over the plot of the previous chapter.In order to make up for the huge gap in the funds for fighting barbarians, Honglian decides to follow Wanshiwu and his team to participate in a suspicious prize-winning competition...

"Gin-san, are you sure it's real?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki doubtfully, looking at the somewhat tattered blue iron gate in front of him.

"Definitely and definitely." Yinshi said nonsense without blinking.

"I must win! In this way, I can get Miss Atong's handshake ticket!" Shinpachi clenched his fist excitedly.

Seeing Shinpachi's excited look, Guren silently moved a few steps towards Gintoki and whispered, "What did you say to him?"

"Just as you heard."

"Is this a scam? It didn't say that the person was Atong... it just said that he was a superstar." Honglian looked at the pamphlet seriously.

"Hey!" Yin Shi snatched the booklet, "You can't show your feet at this time! Just blame him for thinking too much... like this..."

"I don't think there are other popular superstars besides Simentong??" Yinshi made a demonstration with his dead fish eyes open, "Hurry up and practice, I guarantee him with your personality."

A certain young woman who easily sold her personality for 100 million wiped away her bitter tears, looking at the smiling, joyful, bouncing away glasses (boy) with glasses, feeling a little unbearable in her heart.

"By the way, how did you trick little Kagura here? Didn't you do something that endangered the health of minors?" Honglian noticed the girl Yatu who was seriously jealous of kombu.

"Five strings of vinegar kombu plus half a catty of rice."

"What an unexpected kid..." Honglian looked at these two young people who were as pure as tap water in amazement, and couldn't help but sigh that their purity can only be revealed next to such old and cunning sewage like Yinshi. Bar?

"Please tell me." Guren asked while looking at Yinshi solemnly.

"Ok?"

"The reason why you haven't done anything against these two children so far is conscience or the lack of time?"

"Probably because of good intentions." Yin Shi strode forward with a dashing figure behind.

And Honglian read the shadow left by many failures in his back.

For example, I tried to auction Shinhachi online, but for some reason, the advertisements sent out were repeatedly classified into the second-hand glasses exchange forum. I wanted to collect the hair of the little girl Yatu to sell, but I was smoked by Kagura's two-week-old hair and sent to the hospital. .

【2】

"Ah, the rules are a bit complicated..." Shinpachi looked at the board in front of the registration office and muttered.

The following are the rules of the game that Shinpachi saw, and the text in parentheses is the original text on the board.

This game is a checkpoint system.The first person to reach the finish line can get a handshake coupon (award prize) from Atong.

There is only one handshake ticket (grand prize).

The red door dances tango forward.

The blue door kisses in place.

Yellow door leapfrog.

Green door to eat a bowl of udon noodles.

Doors that change color if you don't react within three seconds, the number of doors will increase...

There are two routes AB, A line is yellow gate and green gate, B line is blue red gate

The person who wins the game can get a huge sum of 100 million yuan or a handshake coupon of Atong (a popular superstar).

There is also a chance to spend a romantic weekend with A Tong (popular superstar)~

look further down.Shinpachi turned to Gintoki and waved.

"Yin Sang, there seems to be something wrong here!"

I was filling out the human trafficking agreement, ah no, Gintoki and Honglian on the registration form were shocked at the same time.

"I don't think so except..." Silver blurted out reflexively.

"Bastard!" Guren gave him a critical blow on the head, and then immediately returned to her standard smile at work, "Shinpachi-chan, what happened?"

"It says that you can't participate in the competition if you are under the age of fifteen..."

"Eh?" Gintoki leaned over to take a closer look, then immediately turned to Kagura and said, "Give me back the vinegar kelp, the rice is gone."

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !

Here Gintoki pinched Kagura's neck and the two were fighting, while Guren was struggling with how to make up four people.

"Ah, you..." An object with sunglasses appeared in time, and was kicked out by the furious Kagura.

"Shinpachi, come on!" Guren calmly issued an order to retrieve the item.

"Yesmadam!" Shinpachi rushed out like a hound.

【3】

After the grouping, Gintoki Guren was in a group, Shinpachi and Hasegawa were in a group.

"Are you contestants? Tell me about your dreams... Ah no, tell me about your starting declaration?" The host, yes, even such a suspicious competition has a host, although the host gave It feels like a cult leader.

"..." Yinshi looked at the host uncle, and for some reason there was an urge to kneel down and shout daddy.

"Uh, in order to have a lot of...money?" Guren replied hesitantly, and then waited hesitantly for the male guests off the stage to turn off the lights.

"Oh? This is the second time I've heard this answer...Could it be that young people nowadays love money?" The host pondered for a moment, "Miss, you are destined to be with our organization. I hope you can win the grand prize!"

"I would like to borrow your auspicious words." Honglian nodded embarrassingly.

"Our departure declaration is for Atong!! Everything is for Atong!! BY Atong's bodyguard captain Shimura Shinpachi and jobless vagrant Hasegawa!" Shinpachi ignored the leader who said "It's a high-level homeless" Gu Chuan yelled out slowly.

"It's great that you have this kind of heart~" The uncle pretended to laugh a few times, and then whispered to the subordinates beside him: "What is the origin of this Atong? Could it be that there is a brainwashing god more powerful than this chairman? ?”

"I've never heard of it, maybe it's a character from the recently popular lovlive!" The subordinate reported.

"Oh, so it's LLER!" The director looked at Shinpachi suddenly, "Then I wish you luck too!"

After all the contestants had issued their participation declarations, the host uncle said with a smile: "Okay, now I announce the start of the competition!"

A group of contestants galloped out from their respective tracks, and the fastest among them was a pair of glasses running wildly for love and faith.

【4】

The red door dances tango forward.

Yellow door leapfrog.

"Tango formation!"

"Leapfrog formation!"

"Atong's personal guards transform! Super combat form!"

The sound of Shinpachi and Hasegawa's rapid advance over there also infected Gintoki and Guren at this end.

"Never lose!" Guren clenched her fists.

Very well, a blue door appeared in front of my eyes.

Blue, what are you doing?While Yinshi was still thinking, the other party had already pressed against the door and kissed him forcefully.

"Hello..." Yin Shi was a little uneasy.

"Don't talk nonsense! Shinpachi and the others are going to overtake us!" Guren dragged him and ran away, and Gintoki's weak "I'm not a casual person" was blown away in the wind...

Green door, eat a bowl of udon noodles.

The two quickly ate the udon noodles in the big bowl. Shinpachi and Hasegawa over there saw that they were falling behind, and kissed in front of the blue gate not to be outdone.

"Ouch!" Gintoki vomited out his face as he watched the scene where the new eight-president kissed Hasegawa.

"Hey, this contestant, if you spit out the noodles, you will have to have a new bowl~" The supervising staff smiled and handed over a washbasin.

"This is called a bowl?" Yin Shi's eyeballs were about to fall out.

"Please use it while it's hot~"

A few minutes later, Yinshi was foaming and poured into the empty washbasin.

Guren looked at the staff with trembling eyes, who knew that the other party just smiled calmly, "You can continue to participate in the competition~"

The color of the door changed again at that instant.

blue.

The color of kissing.

Although Gintoki is now in a coma and can do whatever he wants... But when faced with Gintoki who was foaming at the mouth, Guren couldn't open his mouth at all.

She waved feebly at another staff member.

"Brother, my partner is not feeling well, can I change him halfway?" Guren's original plan was to let Kagura pretend to be fifteen years old and replace Gintoki. After all, there is no fifteen-year ban here. Stuff poisons children.Besides, if there is Kagura, the big stomach king, wouldn't the 100 million be just a bag?

"For the sake of this lady's beauty, then I will open a convenient door for you!"

"Thank you, brother!" Honglian burst into tears with excitement. I knew that the face was so useful and I just... oh wait, no wonder I'm going to be arrested because of this strange thought. To prevent me from falling, I was arrested to prevent it?Good man!

"Hey, that one over there, come over here! There is one person missing here, you can substitute." The staff waved to their companions.

"It's not the one over there, it's Gui!" A familiar and loud voice came through.

When Guren heard this all-too-familiar answer, her entire body stiffened instantly, as if shocked by an electric shock.

"Gui... Mr. Gui..."

"Ah, Master Honglian has come to participate in the competition we organized?" Gui was not embarrassed at all, he looked at Yinshi beside him and said hello, but Yinshi rolled his eyes and foamed at the head and had no time to respond he.

"Yinshi is really rude!" Gui frowned, then looked at Honglian with a smile and said, "Then let me go through the level with Master Honglian!"

"Oh...ok..." Guren felt white sweat on her back.

Retribution, this is definitely the retribution of playing with the feelings of the boy with glasses.

【4】

In this way, Honglian and her current report, ah no, Mr. Gui embarked on a journey to break through the barrier.

Whether it's leapfrog, tango, or udon noodles, she's willing to do it all in order to return the money from barbarians to the arms of people with lofty ideals.

But God gave her a blue door.

blue.

The color of melancholy is also the color of hesitation.

The two of them just looked at each other.

"..."

"..."

At the same time, a fierce conflict occurred in the hearts of the two people.

Gui's inner OS: Ahhhh! ! !Actually want to kiss!No, how could you do such a disrespectful thing to Guren-sama! ! !Kiss this kind of thing is really too impure! !It is as impure as XXX, XX and XXXX! ! !I didn't think about XXX, XX, or XXXX with Guren-sama! !I'm a serious fighter! !By the way, it must feel good if you kiss me, right?Will it be hated?What am I thinking! !Gui, how can you pervert do such a thing to Lord Honglian! ! !

Honglian's inner OS: KISS with Gui! !Oh my god, I just ate a bowl of scallion udon noodles! !Too shy! !chewing gum! !Who has chewing gum! ! !no!Doesn't this kiss expose my wild heart?Wouldn't my dignified image be ruined? ! !But now it's about money! ! !A kiss won't lose a piece of meat, but if you don't kiss, you will lose a kidney! !

Not surprisingly, Shinpachi and Hasegawa lead by more than 01:30...

Up to now, Guren decided to confess.

But it didn't occur to her that she wasn't the only one who had something to confess.

"I'm sorry! I owe money because of my mistake!"

"I'm sorry! I can't do it!"

At the same time, after speaking, there was a surprised silence.

"Are you owed money?" Gui asked cautiously.

"Everyone was arrested by the Shinsengumi during the anti-barbarian activities before, and a member owed usurious loans in order to be released on bail. It was because of my poor leadership. I will find a way to make up the money."

"If it's this, please don't pay too much attention to it. After all, we are poor all year round." Gui comforted, and he immediately came to his senses, "Master Honglian participated in the competition because of this..."

Honglian nodded, then said hesitantly: "You can't do what you said just now..."

"Ah, this..." It was Gui's turn to be embarrassed.

"You don't want to kiss me, right?" Honglian asked very straightforwardly.

"No..." After realizing the ambiguity in the words, Gui quickly corrected, "But you can't say you want to..."

But it seems to be even more wrong...

"This is a competition, and kissing is a part of the competition. Even if you don't want to, you can just force it?" In the face of debts, even a girl's heart must be realistic.

"I can't do it..." Gui's expression was unexpectedly stubborn.

"?" Honglian didn't know why Gui was obsessed with something at this time, she tried to guess, but it seemed that she guessed in the wrong direction.

"Even if it's a competition, it's for fighting barbarians, and you can't do such...frivolous things." Gui's next answer undoubtedly made her go further and further wrong.

"You hate me, don't you?" Still very straightforward.

"Huh?" It seemed that he didn't expect Honglian to come to such a conclusion. Gui looked surprised and realized that the other party had misunderstood him. He tried to explain, "It's not like that..."

"Forget it, that's it." Guren waved her hand to signal him not to continue talking.

How about that?Gui really wanted to ask.

But the bell rang.

Someone has won.

They lost.

Lost completely.

【5】

The ambulance left while carrying Yin Shi.

Shinpachi and Hasegawa went to accept the award.

Kagura had already slipped away.

Only Honglian and Gui were left in front of the gate.

Honglian stood decadently, looking at the sky, thinking about the complicated formula that 100 million equals how many kidneys.

And Gui looked at her back in a daze.

Should explain it well.I was probably misunderstood just now.He thought so, but he couldn't move a step.

It is this state of being unable to take a step that has created the barrier distance between the two today.He regretted his cowardice more than ever.

"If you want to kiss well, it's not for the competition or for the barbarians."

"I kissed you because I wanted to kiss you."

"Kissing you, it's not an exaggeration to say that I think about it day and night."

If you can explain it smoothly in this way, you can speak it smoothly.Then you are not who you are now.

It is precisely because of this hesitation that everything slows down.

The wound, which could have healed quickly, continued to be exposed to the air, exposed to the wind and the sun, like a silent gap, silently mocking and shouting.

I can feel her helplessness and depression more than ever.

It is impossible to turn a blind eye.

It turned out that compared to standing in front of her and looking at her, watching her from behind was more able to discover her fragility.

Probably because, in front of me, she always smiles.It seemed that when I met her, she was standing in front of me.

As he walked, he met her smiling at her. He backed up, turned around, and met her with a gentle expression.

She is always waiting for herself in front of the road she wants to go, or silently staring at her advancing back with gentle eyes.

Always waiting for him.

And he Katsura Kotaro is always the one who is waiting for him.

At this moment, she turned her back to him.

He decided to treat this back as a waiting.

can not live up to.

He took a few strides forward and stood behind her.Hearing his approach, she turned her head.

"About 4 kidneys are missing..." She wanted to tell him the good news, but couldn't force a smile.

And in the next second, the smile she had finally brewed froze on her face.

Gui's lips moved up, covering her slightly raised lips.

Although the wrist gently held by his hand also felt a burst of warmth, but it couldn't compare to the tenderness covering his lips at this moment.

The jaw opened slowly, and at the same time, his hand slid down slightly, enveloping her palm.

But at the moment when the tip of their tongues touched, he let go of his hand like an electric shock.

Guren blinked her eyes and looked at his flushed face in bewilderment.

"The door... is blue..." Gui pretended to be upright and pointed to the blue iron door behind him, while secretly looking at her from the corner of his eye.

When he noticed a smile in her eyes, the next second, her arms wrapped around his neck.

Her soft body was close to her, her nose was filled with the sweet smell of her body, and her mind was instantly emptied.Reason was unable to make any response, so he had no choice but to follow his instinctive reaction to try his best to please her warm tongue in his mouth.

How strange.

It is obviously the same structure, but once touching and lingering, it will trigger such a wonderful touch.It seems that in addition to the body fluid in the mouth, a strong adhesive is also secreted.

If it is not interrupted, it seems that this entanglement can continue forever.

It's a pity that Shinpachi's crying still messed up all this.

【6】

By the way, the team that won in the end was Shinpachi and MADAO.Set a record of breaking through 12 blue doors in a row.

As they wished, they got handshake coupons from popular stars and a chance to spend a romantic weekend with them.

The so-called popular star is actually the most popular transvestite in Kabuki in Shinjuku, Travsky.

【7】

It is said that after the game, Shin Hachikun and Hasegawa were forced to spend the weekend with the ladyboys.

This Friday, they were escorted by the organizer to a villa in the suburbs.

Shinpachi grabs Hasegawa and whispers while the popular superstar pours them tea and goes back to the house to get some snacks.

Shinpachi: Mr. Hasegawa, let's escape together! !

Hasegawa: Why?

Shinpachi: Don't you think it's creepy? ?

Hasegawa: But...

Shinpachi: But what?

Hasegawa: Don't you feel it?From that person...

Shinpachi: What do you feel?

Hasegawa (blush): Love~

Shinpachi (crashes): Ahhhhhh! !Who will save this lost MADAO! !Let's go, Mr. Hasegawa!If you go any further, you will become MADAG (MADAO+GAY)! ! !

【8】

On a quiet night on Friday, when playing truant to school in a certain villa in the suburbs.

Our heroine Honglian lay in bed for a long time unable to fall asleep.

why?

Because of our named hero, Katsura Kotaro.He actually asked her out on Sunday.

This is a date?Explain the assembly?Or an anti-barbarian activity?

Who knows.

Anyway, this night is destined to be a sleepless night for many people.

For example, Shinpachi who persisted in his orientation and vowed to defend his chastity to the death, Hasegawa who decided to surrender to the secular world but was thwarted, for example, when he saw the angel's silver while gastric lavage in the hospital, for example, the blushing one was about to explode after eight ice packs were used, or the red osmanthus, For example, Elizabeth who prepared ice packs and blew up the refrigerator.

Of course our Kagura kids are an exception.She slept soundly with a burp that smelled of vinegar kelp.

The world of adults is indeed complicated and troublesome.

【Night もすがら君想ふ】

tomorrow waiting in the future

Is it something so shiny?

I always worry about the little things that are not worth mentioning

and troubled

accidentally fell in love

unknowingly become serious

But deep inside like it's about to tear

It's okay not to be frank with you

Look, IMissYou has a shelf life

Even waiting for an anachronistic future,

"Please, I want to hear your voice"

until dawn

No matter what time it is, it won't change.

Obviously we are troubled by the same thing, we are sad, and we laugh

always hurt each other like that and then again

The author has something to say:

Our hero and heroine have finally made progress, what a joy! (Gui: Feng Shui takes turns, finally it's me...)

What's next?

Will it be smooth sailing and get married and have children?probably not hmm...

Then the song "Night もすがら君想ふ" recommends the version that nqrse collaborated with Xia Dai Xiaoming~