Three thousand congratulations

【1】

"This is the shop~" Gui lifted the curtain at the door of the shop for her.

"Beidou Xinxuan? It looks like a very delicate shop~"

"Here is the best soba noodles in Edo~" Gui said to her with a smile, and then shouted to the kitchen, "Master Jimatsu~ Today is two~"

"It's you again!" An impatient female voice came from the kitchen, and then a woman wearing a chef's costume came out. She was about to say something, but she was obviously taken aback when she saw Honglian.

Guren was about to say hello, but was stunned the moment she saw the other party.

Appeared...man/wife, genuine...

Even though she didn't apply makeup at all, she could still see the woman's original beauty. She was a bit thin, with light-colored long hair scattered into a low ponytail hanging on her chest, and her drooping eyebrows and eyes gave off a silent but gentle feeling.

The skillful movements when cooking the noodles, the phrase "please use" when putting down the bowl, and the faint smile on his face are simply gentle and virtuous like a textbook.

I have been busy all afternoon, changing clothes and deforming. I finally got a little bit of sex, but I didn't expect it to be just the other party's daily life.

The acquired transformation lost to the accumulation of time, this is not the most frustrating thing.

What's more terrible is the way she looks at Gui, which is both helpless and gentle. If you have to say it, it is the feeling of disgust and pampering, right?

And Gui's expression when talking to her, he must be a complete fanatic!Even if you are complained about and disgusted, you will continue to move forward (in fact, this is usually the case, right?).That inadvertent sense of dependence and complete relaxation is not like this when you are with yourself.

Tears were about to come out of her eyes, she could only bury her face in the noodle bowl and eat in a sputtering manner.

"It looks very tasty~" Ji Song smiled and watched her wolfing down.

"It's the right place~" Gui and Jisong looked at each other and smiled.

Guren saw all this from the corner of her eye, and she just wanted to say one thing.

"Miss Boss, do you have that kind of super tough noodles to buy here? The kind that can be hanged."

After eating the noodles, Ji Song prepared tea for them.

"I didn't expect you to know such a beautiful girl~" Ji Song said to Gui while pouring tea for Honglian.

"Lord Honglian is also my benefactor, like Lord Jisong, I have extended a helping hand when I was in trouble." Gui took the initiative to hand over the cup, and when Jisong finished pouring tea into it, he put the cup to his mouth and blew , "And he has always taken great care of me."

"It must be troublesome to meet such a guy, right?" Ji Song said to Honglian with a smile.

"Eh?" Honglian came back to her senses, she had been thinking about what Gui said "also" and "same as Master Jisong" meant just now, when she heard Jisong talking to herself, she quickly put away her confused look , "No hard work, no hard work."

"Master Jisong has been taking care of me, and I have to thank you very much~"

"Seeing that you have brought such a lovely customer to my store, I will reluctantly accept your kindness."

【2】

The two of them talked, and Honglian's thoughts drifted away again.

Since a long time ago, food has life and death.After people die, they must not become ghosts floating in the world, otherwise, for so many years, the world must be full of ghosts.Whether it is livestock or vegetables, there will be no so-called paradise for geese or vegetables after death.

So where will the dead person, the feeling of dying, a handshake, a hug, and a confession of death go?

According to the law of conservation in physics, they will all return to this world in the form of molecules, energy, and memories, and become something else.

A foreign writer seems to have said, "As long as a person learns to remember, he will never be lonely again. Even if he only lives in the world for a day, he can spend a hundred years alone in a prison with his memories without difficulty."

So most of the world's love at first sight and the so-called dajavu is just memory.Those memories are the vague commemoration of those dead things.

All fall in love with the same person, hate the same kind of evil, all serial killers are greedy for their first execution object, the atrocities are repeated again and again, and the love continues again and again.

It's all about chasing the "archetype" in my heart.

Because it is similar to the prototype, my eyes stayed on you for a moment. I couldn't bear to let your life pass away like this, so I stretched out my hand, and our fate has been entangled ever since.

I have always felt guilty about you, and I feel that my "imitation" love is so humble, I want to keep moving forward, and even want to plunder the love for other things from other places, and I want to realize that love for you. Emotional transcendence.

But what is ridiculous is that in the process of approaching you unknowingly, in order to get your love, I actually abandoned my original face and slowly approached that absolutely untouchable thing—your deep love "Prototype".

I foolishly dressed up like that person who still existed in this world until now.

Then led by you, came in front of her.

This third-rate cosplayer was then dragged in front of the Two-dimensional image for a group photo, which paled in comparison. As a prototype of a dead person, would you understand?

This kind of heartache and self-loathing that you lose yourself, still can't get what you want, and become embarrassed, you who have been stubbornly sticking to yourself, and never changed for anyone, can you understand?

【3】

"Since we've finished eating, we don't bother." Gui nodded to Ji Song.

disturb?Honglian came back to her senses and looked at Gui, and then at Jisong, yes, I really disturbed you.

"Thank you very much for the hospitality."

"Welcome next time!"

Walking out of the store door, Honglian glanced back at the signboard and suddenly realized.

The Big Dipper seems to be in the shape of a spoon, right?

Beidou Xinxuan…

spoon…

Ah, it's all connected...

"Sure enough, it's exactly as the master said, he died on the spoon." Honglian muttered to herself.

"What's wrong?" Gui asked strangely, "Where do you want to go next?"

Guren raised her red eyes, looked at him seriously and said, "There is indeed a place I want to go."

【4】

Seeing Honglian stuffing thousands of yuan bills into the robot's stomach one by one, Gui wanted to say something, but was shocked by the almost religious fanatic piety on her face, so he could only stay silent.

Honglian finished stuffing the money, then knelt down in front of the robot, and seriously kowtowed.

Then she turned her face and said to Gui: "Next, can you give us a little time alone?"

Her expression at this time was so sacred that Gui could only leave silently.

After watching his figure completely disappear at the end of the street, Guren retracted her gaze, threw herself on the robot, and burst into tears.

"Master! Your fucking calculations are too accurate!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"Master, why no one needs me! I'm so lonely!"

"Master, I don't want to live anymore!!!"

【5】

Yinshi hummed a ditty and was about to find a bar to start a nightlife. Suddenly, a crowd of people on the side of the road attracted him. He walked up and saw a woman holding a fortune-telling robot and crying loudly.

"Why does this crazy woman with disheveled hair look familiar?" Yinshi took a closer look, didn't he?What is this guy doing here if he isn't on a date?

"Hey! Why are you here?" Yin Shi stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder out of humanitarianism.

"Woooooo~ Master, my life is so miserable!!!" The red lotus bird didn't even bother him.

"Hey, your makeup is all gone!" Yinshi pinched her face helplessly.

"Huh?" Hong Lian was in pain, and looked up at him, "Silver time?"

"You're causing trouble to the residents, get up, I'll take you away."

In this way, Yinshi could only bring the oil bottle to the bar, and then sat and watched her cry on the bar counter.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

"If I'm gay, I can still be a rotten girl with peace of mind, what should I do!"

"Why do I have to lose all my life!!!"

Yinshi sighed, it seems that Gui's mature woman plot really gave her a big blow.What is even more shocking is that this "mature woman" is not just a YY object, but also exists in reality, and they have experienced so much, they can reach the point where a smile is worth a thousand words.

"Why didn't you let me know sooner~~~~(>_<)~~~~"

"For him, I even went to the man/wife training class!" Honglian burst into tears and snotted her nose, "The teacher is so fierce, he scolded me and beat me (>_<)"

"I would not accept me even if I paid for it, but in the end I reluctantly accepted it for the sake of being an M (>_<)"

"Eh?! You're M." Yinshi slipped a cup and almost dropped it.

"My face is completely ashamed, woo woo woo, it's like a low-quality cosplay after spending such a long time, and I'm a clown in front of the original authentic product!!"

"Really or not?! You are M." Yinshi's ears couldn't get anything else, and he started a rich association, "I didn't expect you to be M. Hehehe"

"Damn you! Didn't you hear anything other than that I'm an M!!!!" Honglian yelled.

Everyone in the lower half of the tavern heard it, and many drinkers looked sideways.Is such violence really an M?

"It's too much to talk about Gui, it's really to make you give up...I really sympathize with you, believe me, it's true..." Seeing her murderous look, Yin Shi quickly comforted her with words, "Don't be angry Ah, how about a hug from Yinsang?"

"You dead men!! Every one of you is like this! When people are sad, they rush to comfort them. If you can't take responsibility to the end, don't show that kind of gentle look to confuse people!!! I wouldn't do it without you treating me well Die on the street!!!"

"Hey! It's because you think too much... And don't attack all the men in it, your old father will be sad..." Yinshi said weakly.

"I've decided!" Honglian drank the shochu in the glass, and then punched the table with a fist, "From today on, my old lady will indulge in sensuality, sensuality, non-stop! I have decided to degenerate myself like a fallen angel." Life!!!"

"Don't be too impulsive!"

"Very well, the first step of degeneration is to find a one-night stand! Let's go to the custom shop!"

Yinshi looked at her figure rushing out of the store, blinked blankly, and muttered in a low voice: "For men, isn't there one here?"

He shook his head, and was just about to ask the bartender to pour the wine, but when he caught sight of a man who was sitting next to him from the corner of his eye, he jumped up from the stool in fright.

"Wig!! When did you come here?!"

"It's not the wig, it's Gui, who just came here not long ago."

【6】

"Hey, say wig..."

"Not a wig is Gui."

"You guys are going too far. She's crying like that."

"But if it's not like this, it will be more painful in the future, right?" Gui silently shook the shochu in the glass and said something for a long time.

"Does it have to be like this?"

"I don't know either." This sentence was his sincere words. In this matter, he was less confident than ever before.It is no longer the level where you can comfort yourself heartlessly and let nature take its course.

"But ah..."

"Ok?"

"That's a very stubborn guy." Yin Shi shook the wine in the glass.

Gui bowed his head and took a sip of the wine.

"Boss, please have another bottle."

"By the way, aren't you worried about the lady who is going to the custom shop?"

"Yes, why don't you go after her? Don't you care if she is with other men?"

"It won't work." Gui said calmly.

"So confident?" Yin Shiqi asked.

"I saw with my own eyes that she stuffed all the money into the divination machine. Where did she get the money to go to the custom shop?"

"Hey, it doesn't cost money to have fun~" Yin Shi shook his head, his eyes gradually blurred.

【7】

"Have I said it several times?" Honglian slammed the table in the interrogation room.

"There is a problem with your charges! We didn't even take off our clothes! It's just that we didn't bring our wallets. At most, it's a crime of forced transaction! You put me on the hat of attempted prostitution, and I think I'm unlucky, you How wronged me to say I whoring X!!"

"Your behavior has already constituted the crime of illegal whoring, please detain it!" The earth officials threatened impatiently. He was very upset when he was called to arrest people by the phone of the custom shop in the middle of the night. .

"Your crime itself is problematic! What is illegal prostitution? Is there still legal prostitution?"

"Damn woman! If you bother me, just pull her out and shoot her!"

"Ah! It has appeared! Tortured to extract a confession! I want to sue you, I want to sue you to death!"

Hijikata couldn't hold his breath anymore. At this time, he saw Kondo waving at him outside, and he walked out. Kondo pointed to Guren inside and said, "Hurry up and let him go."

"why?"

"The higher-ups called and gave orders. Anyway, it's not a big crime. It's almost done." Kondo said helplessly, "He's someone we can't afford to mess with."

"Damn it," Tufang said angrily, "this kind of woman should be locked up."

"The idiot should be sentenced to life □□□□□, if released, it will pollute everyone in the society~" Sougo walked over with a big notebook in his arms with a smile on his face.

"Damn boy, what did you say!"

Sougo passed the two of them blithely, flashed behind the door of the interrogation room, and mouthed "I can't hear what you said".Then he spread out the notebook in front of Guren.

"Sister, don't worry about that idiot just now~ I'll let you go as soon as I finish asking a question~"

"What do you want to ask, Sougo-kun?"

"There are so many male PRs here, which one will my sister choose?"

"Eh, this one?"

"Okay, thank you for your cooperation~ Come here, please, your friend has already picked you up at the door~"

After seeing Guren being picked up by a black-haired man in a well-dressed kimono, Sougo opened the book and looked at the publicist Guren had chosen.

Like the man just now, he has long black hair and a handsome face with a bookish look, well, he is also the same type as a certain wanted criminal.

Looks like you're thinking about keeping your hair long?Sougo tilted his head, the thought flashed by.

【8】

"Why did brother appear here so late?"

"I was going to meet someone, and I bumped into you on the way and was taken away by the police."

"Eh? Did my brother also go to places like Kabukicho..."

"Don't think too much~ it's just a partner, and you also know Xiaolian."

"I know you too? Yinshi? Gui?"

"It's someone you hate~"

"The person I hate?" A gloomy eye flashed in front of her eyes, "It's him..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't tell you because I was afraid you would be angry."

"Wouldn't it be dangerous to cooperate with that kind of person?"

"There is nothing we can do for the future career, although we are comrades-in-arms for the time being." The elder brother comforted, "Xiao Lian is caring about me, so happy~"

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Guren asked.

"Will it be too much?"

"No," Honglian smiled miserably, "I just want to be needed by others, so that I won't feel like I'm superfluous."

"Excessive?" My brother laughed, "How can there be too many sisters like this~"

"A few more are not enough," Honglian threw herself into his arms, "I am the only one, you cannot have other sisters."

"Fool, of course." He patted Guren's head affectionately, "Don't feel sorry for those who don't deserve it, let's build the future of Edo together?"

The author has something to say:

Well, the direction of this chapter is getting weird again~ Everyone should know which one will appear next, right?

Maybe some people will ask: Haven't you had something with this person before?Why did he come to grab the male lead's place again?Why did Gui appear in such a small way and then the heroine disappeared after being scumbag?

In short, everyone, please be safe~ Let me tell you a secret?In fact, the heroine set her experience and personality as a female version of silver in the early days.In fact, I just wanted to find a female character worse than Yinshi to bear the burden of Marysu...but it seems to have failed...

Now everyone knows why Yinshi suddenly surpassed the hero and became the EX of the heroine, right?In the original plot of the heroine, the two of them should have achieved a positive result after the amnesia of Yuancho ended.

However, due to the author’s pretentious middle school heart and pseudo-literary writing style, our heroine seemed to have a spark with Takasugi in the later stage (to be honest, I was shocked, and I always feel that I have a lot with Takasugi Routine can be played)

So the author's natal wig, the nominal male protagonist of this article was pushed into a very embarrassing situation: he was going to have a nihilistic and difficult emotional scene with a female version of Yinshi who had a secondary attribute.It is too difficult for him to attack a girl who was not tailor-made for him in the first place, so I will take the blame for this. Our heroine should be aggrieved and chase after her.

Well, everyone who sees this should not be able to help but complain.

In short, this is a novel where no one knows who the hero is until the end, and everything is possible.

Also, the next plot will be even more unusual.There will even be some strange things that override the original settings. I hope everyone can continue to support it.

Also, the beginning part looks like a second grader and is full of pseudo-literary sense. In fact, it is not all nonsense. Some of it is foreshadowing the secret behind~

Well, let me tell you at the end, our heroine is about to embark on a larger-scale and faster strategy journey~(You read that right, it is a large-scale?(^?^*)