Three thousand congratulations

【1】

The paper door opened slowly, and Honglian walked into the room with her head bowed and small steps.

In front of the elegant hall sits Kazuko Maeda, an etiquette teacher wearing a light-colored patterned kimono. She is a first-class posture teacher in Edo.

Now that she is over 50 years old, she has opened her own "Ladies Club", which provides training in marriage practice for women in Edo, and also serves as a short-term image designer.

But when she looked at the woman who wanted to enroll in front of her, a hint of displeasure flashed in her eyes.

The appearance is too beautiful, and the breath of beauty that cannot be wrapped from head to toe, especially the pair of deep black and white eyes, is so beautiful that it is impossible to stare at it.

And that gorgeous dark red dress seemed a little too ostentatious. If it wasn't for the indifferent look and the lazy air in her gestures, she would definitely be regarded as a firework woman.

Hezi frowned and looked at her, while she looked at him openly, with clear eyes without any emotion. If he hadn't had 20 years of experience in coaching, Hezi might have been defeated.

Such a woman is afraid that she is wild and difficult to tame. I don't know what kind of man can force her to come here.Hezi thought silently in her heart, she glanced at the name of the recommender on the call-out post, with that person's character, couldn't force her to bow her head.

"I heard that Maeda-sensei can learn etiquette here?" Although he looked a little arrogant, he still spoke very politely.

"May I ask, Miss, is the wedding date approaching?"

"There is no such plan yet."

"Then I'm afraid Miss came to the wrong place. This place is for married women and brides-to-be to practice their posture."

"I want to be an outstanding lady, and I ask the teacher to fulfill my wish." As expected, she is an older, unmarried mother-in-law who likes to make things difficult, just like the legend. So repulsive.

"But in my opinion, you are not suitable, miss."

"Inappropriate?"

"To put it bluntly, you are not a material to make."

Does this teach manners?Honglian was shocked, why did she speak so rudely?Normally, she would have walked away with a cold snort, but for her date with Gui at night, she decided to endure it.

"I know I'm a piece of rotten wood, but as long as the teacher is willing to carve it, I will do my best."

"I want to change my body in just one afternoon. This is not the Institute of Future Science and Technology." Hezi glanced at her.

"Let's make a price!" Honglian couldn't believe that there was nothing in this world that couldn't be solved with money.

"Don't talk about money with me! The brand of our training class can't be poured on you!"

Unexpectedly unmoved by money, Hong Lian admired the old woman in front of her a little bit, she was so upright, if there were not two brushes who dared to challenge her like this!It's you, the magician who can make me look like a mature woman in an instant and hit Mr. Gui's heart!

"But wouldn't this be a pity for this comb?" In addition to being moved, Hong Lian still offered her trump card.A comb with hair still on it.

"This...isn't it the dragon hair comb that I've been looking for for many years?" The dragon hair comb, as the name suggests, is a comb with dragon hair stuck on it. I went to the black market and made a lot of money.

"Although I am stupid, I still have good mobility."

"It seems that you are not worthless~" Hezi seemed to be a little moved, if he took the opportunity to promote himself, wouldn't it be satisfying?

"Teacher Kazuko, I...I also have an advantage..." However, Honglian is not very good at boasting. On the one hand, she is a decadent middle school girl, and on the other hand, this teacher seems not to accept the overconfident Amway.

"Oh? Hitme?" Hezi became interested. If she can prove that she is a man of talent, it is not impossible to accept this child.

Honglian racked her brains to find the connection between herself and "mature", "lady", and "maternal halo".This time, I just want to kill with one blow.You need a killer weapon.

"I..." Do you really want to say it?

"Huh?" Hezi pretended to be listening.

"I'm a...M..."

"Maybe it's okay to say that?"

"Really?"

"But first you need to change your way of speaking..." Hezi picked up the fan and patted her chin, "Do you know if you don't show your teeth when you smile?"

"Yes."

"By the way, can you say your modification request again? I didn't listen carefully before."

"It turns out that you were really determined not to accept me before?!"

"There is also this habit of complaining, please pay attention to me!"

"I'm very sorry, I hope the teacher can make me a 'mature woman with a maternal halo' image."

"Okay, I know, this way please." Hezi stood up, and at the same time muttered in his heart, isn't it just a man/wife?

【2】

"Here are several pieces of fabric, choose one you like?"

"This one." Gulian picked out a red one.

"Wrong." Kazuko hit her with a fan.

"Eh?"

"It's too bright, have you forgotten what I just said? Element Ya!"

"Elegant?"

"Choose again, this time I chose the wrong 50 squats."

"What?" Why do mature women do squats?But because she was ordered to "prohibit complaining", Guren could only think about it.

"I know what you're thinking. Squats are a must-have skill for mature women." Kazuko glanced at her strangely, "This has something to do with the amazing posture, and we won't cover it in this class for the time being."

Wait... Did the teacher drive the car just now?Guren couldn't believe her ears, she still couldn't help muttering: "That kind of thing is not good for M, right?"

"Crack" was slapped by the fan again, "Listen well, taking the X position is a must-have posture for mature women! Those who can't use it will always be low-level little girls!"

Honglian stared dumbfounded at the old driver's stepping on the accelerator, and nodded numbly.

"Combined with the content of the previous class, tell me, why did I say this just now?"

Seeing the fan dangling above her head, Honglian replied deftly using the principles and methodology: "Because a mature woman is an old driver who looks dignified and gives the impression of being unrestrained in her heart. Men who are obsessed with mature women just like that reserve and its contrast. .”

"The answer is not bad." Hezi nodded, "So what is your choice?"

"This one." Honglian decisively chose the one she felt was the most old-fashioned.

"Well, I chose the right one this time, so let's use this pattern as your date dress."

What? !Honglian groaned silently in her heart.

【3】

After skillfully completing a series of exercises of walking, sitting, drinking tea, and eating, Kazuko clapped her hands with a fan in satisfaction.

"Congratulations, you have reached a certain scale"

"Thank you teacher!"

"By the way, this Mito-sama, isn't he a super shy person?"

"Eh? No, no, no, it has nothing to do with the adult who recommended me!"

"Then... what kind of person is your ideal person?"

"Hey, why did the teacher suddenly say something about the person you like..." Honglian covered her face shyly, this is also a new content in class.

"A young girl like you wants to change her style all of a sudden, all because she wants to work hard for her ideal type, right? After all, you haven't reached that mature age at all~" Kazuko looked like someone who had come here.

"The teacher is amazing..."

"So tell me, what kind of person you are, maybe I can give you a reference~"

"Eh? If you have to say it, you are very stubborn, and you can't guess what you think?"

"Stubborn? Ah, I see. It's the kind of person who has his own strong three views, and then constantly radiates around to force others to change, right?"

"It's not that serious, but at first I thought he was a bit strange, but I seemed to be brought over by him unconsciously, thinking 'this person is so amazing', ah, has this changed?"

"But based on the experience of those who have experienced it, if you are too active, this kind of man may run away~"

"Eh?"

"It's okay to change for him, but once he notices that you have the idea of ​​changing or restraining him, he will run away without any hope.

"why?"

"Because he's only stubborn about what he thinks is right. If he thinks you won't be happy together, he won't have your feelings."

"Then... what should I do? Can I just wait passively?"

"Otherwise, it's okay to attack more stubbornly than him~"

"I told you I'm M! The teacher is not optimistic about my relationship~"

"If you don't hit the south wall, you won't give up, right?"

Red Lotus laughed.

"Yes, I am a stubborn M."

"Okay," Hezi nodded, and took out a comb out of nowhere, "Next, I'm going to change your hairstyle."

She combed Honglian's long hair loose behind her back carefully, then raised her head and asked, "Has your hair always been disheveled?"

"I comb my hair when I'm working, and I usually wear ponytails or braids..."

"Ever tried braiding a low ponytail that hangs down your chest?"

"No…"

"Have you never seen your mother comb her hair like this?"

"My mom wears traditional..."

"Then why don't you try it today?"

"Oh," Honglian was obediently being manipulated by Hezi, and suddenly she said, "Teacher Hezi, you are so gentle..."

"It's this kind of feeling, you have to experience it well." Hezi said with a smile while helping her comb her hair.

【4】

Putting on the new clothes given by the teacher and wearing a new hairstyle, she went to the store to buy a handbag to increase her maturity.

"Madam, what style of bag do you need?" The salesperson was very enthusiastic.

"Could you please recommend one that matches my clothes?" Hong Lian responded with a smile, thinking, eh, the effect is coming out~

When she walked out of the store, she deliberately looked in the mirror in front of the window.The long black hair hanging on the chest was combed into a gentle low ponytail, a little light makeup was applied on the face, and the originally rosy lips were deliberately covered with a nude lipstick, in order to match the beige patterned kimono on her body , also specially brought earrings of the same color.

No matter how you look at it, she is an excellent lady hahaha~ Wait, this kind of arrogant laughter must be restrained. She pinched her face in front of the mirror, smiled restrainedly, and walked to the date place.

"Lord Honglian?" Gui's uncertain voice came from behind.

The moment she turned around looking for the sound, Gui was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately regained his composure.

"Today, Lord Honglian's style is very different from usual, and I dare not recognize him rashly."

"Isn't it suitable?" She lowered her head and asked unsurely.

"It's a good feeling~"

"Thank you for your compliment~" Honglian stepped on her almost raised tail and thanked her in a ladylike way.

"Then let me lead the way to dinner next?"

"Excuse me." Well, although I am very happy to be praised, this kind of painful etiquette makes people feel a little bit uncomfortable. Is it really possible to kill with a single blow like this on a date?If I had known earlier, I would have killed something.

When passing a corner, Hong Lian faintly heard the young couple passing by whispered something, "The two people over there are definitely not sexual, right?"

"A date with a younger man behind her husband's back."

"I'm really hungry..."

Bastard, your whole family is ugly.Normally, Honglian must have raised her old fist to beat people, but today she suddenly turned her head and showed "you have a good eye" in her eyes.

Yes, this feeling of taboo is what you want.

Having said that, I can't help but feel the excitement of what I am doing. I have a family but I still date a handsome young man, and I abandon my bedridden husband and the child who is waiting to be fed. , came out to meet him, precisely because of love!This love is really strong~

Just like that, the shyness of not belonging to a girl in love welled up in Guren's heart, uh, it's better to call it the shame of being immoral.

While she was trying to add settings to herself, a group of children rushed over, and one of them accidentally bumped into Honglian.

"Eh? Are you okay?" Hong Lian squatted down to help the child up. That's right, this is the correct way to use the halo of motherhood.

"I'm fine, thank you Auntie." Usually the children are called sisters, but now they are called Auntie according to the occasion, Honglian didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a while.

After the child ran away, a shiny silver object left on the ground in the distance caught her attention.

"Whose spoon fell..." She was about to ask, but suddenly her body froze in place.

The last words that the divination robot said seemed to be...

"Finally, the success rate of your next love affair is 2%, pay attention to avoid things related to spoons (スプーン), it will be beyond redemption!"

She quickly took a few steps back, and Gui noticed something strange in her and quickly asked, "What happened?"

"By the way, may I ask, is the place where you need a spoon (スプーン) to eat later?"

"スプーン?" Gui was stunned for a moment, (Note: The スプーン of spoon in Japanese is a foreign word, derived from spoon, which is generally used in places where foreign food is eaten.) "Hey, it's Japanese food. Why, Master Guren? like?"

"No, no, the Japanese style is fine."

"Lord Honglian feels very gentle today~" Gui said with a smile.

Wasn't I gentle before?She almost said that, but luckily the teacher's instruction and the bag on her head were still there, so she quickly bowed her head humbly to express her gratitude.