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"Alas..."

Lin Xi sighed for her [-]th breath today.

"It's over! It's just a wish, my lord, why do you take it seriously? The action is so fast, if I had known this efficiency, I might as well wish for world peace or the sinking of Japan..."

While thinking about it, Lin Xi couldn't help feeling even more depressed.

But her depression is justified—because of the wish she made on her 24th birthday, Lin Xi crossed over in a "kuchacha".

Everyone will definitely think, Huh?Isn't it good to time travel?All kinds of cheats, all kinds of halos for the protagonist, all kinds of beautiful men around... Well, that's right, for ordinary time-traveling girls, this is almost a must-have benefit.

yes, ordinary...

With a "click", the door opened, and a beautiful woman with long blond hair walked in.

"Really, why are you still here? The time is coming soon, let's go to the square!" She said, pulling Lin Xi out, "The Asura king you often talked about is also here. , Shezhi!"

Yes, you heard me right.

The character that Lin Xi traveled through was called "She Zhi".

Lin Xi wanted to say, ha ha.

Once, in the era when the name "rotten girl" did not even exist, and in the era when countless pure white girls firmly believed in the beauty of heterosexuality, there was a masterpiece that was born out of nowhere. Written by the Enlightenment of Rotten Girls - "Holy Biography"!

This is the world that Lin Xi traveled through.

Lin Xi wanted to say, Lord Shenming didn't expect you to read manga too, and fortunately, you kneel down!

But the beautiful, cruel, sinister and vicious in the book, regardless of everything for the sake of status, colludes with the enemy Emperor Shitian, destroys a family, indirectly kills her husband King Ashura, and abandons her sister Jia Luo, and plans to kill her. She killed her newborn child Ashura, the person behind the tragedy of "Holy Biography", and the woman who was pierced through the heart by a sword amidst the cheers of thousands of people--Shezhi.

She is now Lin Xi.

Lin Xi wanted to say...what to say!God, come here, I want to talk about life with you!

She just made a wish to become a beautiful, intelligent, powerful woman! (It’s just called? Is it because she was too greedy that she was punished by God?) Why did the Lord God make such a big joke on her! ?In this high-risk world, being a character full of hatred is a joke with your life, isn't it! ?

Obviously there are Miyue, Wu Zetian, Zhen Huan and other popular characters at the moment, but she is dressed as this comic character from the 90s of last century. The most important thing is that she never thought that her wish would come true!That's why it's okay to be out of tune and unreliable. After all, it's not a crime to think about it!who knows……

Ah, what should I do, I really want to talk about life with the gods...

When Lin Xi was about to turn black, a voice like the sounds of nature woke her up.

"Shezhi, look, there are so many people!"

Only then did Lin Xi come back to her senses, and found that the two had arrived in the center of the square.In addition to them, there were seven or eight girls of the same age, all of whom looked full of anticipation.The square was full of people, and a very handsome man sat in the most eye-catching and gorgeous place.

King Asura!

The editor of the entire "Holy Biography" is not an exaggeration to say that he is the big boss behind the scenes.

Lin Xi glared at him secretly, if it weren't for this guy who wanted his son crazy, why would there be so many things behind him!

"Shezhi, you are right, King Ashura is really very beautiful!" The blond girl said with a blushing face, and it seemed that she had been captured by that uncle.

Lin Xi looked at the twin sister Jialuo in this body, this little white rabbit girl who showed "I am very kind and pure" from her eyebrows and eyes.For the past two days, she has been in a state of insanity due to the blow she received from time travel, Jia Luo tried to play tricks to make her happy. He was so considerate, but in the end he was cannon fodder by his beloved sister...

Lin Xi felt that she had been shot by an arrow in her knee, and she was so guilty that she was about to die.

We can never let her meet such a tragic ending...!

Lin Xi secretly made up her mind, she has already begun to accept the fact that she will be Shezhi in the future, but this does not mean that she will fully accept Shezhi's fate!

The wife of the god of battle in the heavens, King Asura, and the concubine of the new emperor of heaven, Emperor Shitian, all stood aside!The muscular uncle can't be cute at all! (That's the key, right?!)

Thinking of this, she turned to Jia Luo, raised her index finger and shook it beside her face, making a sound of disapproval, and said seriously: "People can't just look at the appearance, Jia Luo! You haven't heard of it." Well, the more good-looking a man is, the more he will deceive you, so you must be careful!" That's right, the farther away from that kind of scheming guy, the better.

Just when Lin Xi was about to give Jia Luo the one hundred and one ways to identify a good man, the elder who presided over the ceremony spoke, and the surroundings fell silent.

Today is the ceremony to select the witches of the Asura clan to perform the ritual. The witches of the Asura clan have been selected from humans for generations, and their selection method is to subdue the guardian beast. The higher the level of the subdued guardian beast, it means The higher the ability of a person.

I don't want to be cannon fodder as a pawn, the most important thing is not to have anything to do with King Asura and the Asura clan, so losing here is the best choice.

Lin Xi pointed to the strange-shaped animals lined up on one side of the square, and quietly asked Jia Luo: "Which one is the most powerful guardian animal here?"

Jia Luo also quietly replied: "It's the 'Rahu' in the middle."

Lin Xi took a closer look, and said sweatingly, "Are you sure it's a guardian beast and not an electric ray?" That fan-shaped body looks like a part-time character in "Animal World"...

Jia Luo nodded: "Are you sure, you don't remember Shezhi?" They have received systematic education since they were young, especially Shezhi is so smart. She should be very familiar with this knowledge, right?And what is the electric ray she was talking about, a new breed of guardian beast?

Lin Xi laughed twice: "Actually, I have face blindness."

Jia Luo: "..." Then she can be face blind even with a very individual Guardian Beast? ? ?

Lin Xi: "Hehe." Face blindness is so capricious!

The number of people waiting gradually decreased, and soon it was Jia Luo's turn in front of Lin Xi.

Lin Xi clenched his fists and cheered: "FIGNGIGN! Jialuo!"

Jia Luo looked around: "The airship? Where is it?"

Lin Xi: "..."

The guardian beast Jialuo chose to subdue was Kinnara, a big fiery red bird with horns on its head and a clear cry.Lin Xi personally thinks that it is a guardian beast that is very suitable for Jialuo. Sure enough, the process of Jialuo's taming is also very smooth, and has received a very high evaluation.

Jia Luo, who was basically confirmed to be selected as a witch, blushed with joy. Seeing her like that, Lin Xi couldn't help being happy, and made a "Yeah~" gesture at her. Jia Luo also waved to Lin Xi excitedly but restrained. waved.

Then came Lin Xi.

Lin Xi took a deep breath, and slowly walked towards the strongest guardian beast - Luo Hu.

"Shezhi..."

Jia Luo's worried and expectant voice came from the side, Lin Xi didn't go to see her, fearing that seeing her face would make her feel guilty.

Jialuo, I must very much wish to become a witch with my sister, and enjoy the power and longevity of the gods...

Sorry, though.

As the saying goes, gossip is precious, and the price of watching a show is higher. If you want to save your life, you must choose a good backer.

It's a pity that King Asura is by no means a good backer!

Therefore, Lin Xi had already figured out the process in his mind: choose the strongest guardian beast——Luo Hu glared——pretended to be stunned——was judged to be incompetent—unqualified——successfully escaped from the original plot.

so perfect!Lin Xi almost wanted to give her IQ 32 likes!

However, the plan often fails to keep up with the changes, and the reality soon gave Lin Xi a resounding slap in the face, slapping her 32 likes to pieces.

Lin Xi gradually approached Luo Hu.

Sensing that someone was approaching, the strongest Guardian Beast, who was defiant at first, gave half a look down to see who was so bold. Then, that electric ray, no, it was Rahu, froze, and then began to tremble, with a flat body Shaking like a rippling wavy line.

A question mark appeared on Lin Xi's head, and he took a few steps forward tentatively.Under her gaze, Luo Hu whimpered and tried to shrink himself a little smaller, his obvious fear looked like a girl who was about to be raped|raped.

No, no, this script is wrong! ! !

Aren't you the strongest Guardian Beast? !What about your self-esteem!What about your arrogance?You are shaking like a sieve like chaff, how do you let your little friends think of you! ?

Rahu's friends: Foaming at the mouth, twitching, unconscious.

Lin Xi: "..."

so!Haven't you already lived up to your title of the strongest guardian beast by lying on the ground and pumping the shofar wind? ?Lin Xi suddenly felt very tired and felt that she would never love again.

The crowd watching the guardian beasts being abused by Lin Xi's "cruel and inhumane" couldn't help but feel deeply jealous. Did that beautiful girl hide everything so deeply? No, maybe that girl is not an ordinary human race at all, this, this The deterrent power that can suppress Rahu is already at the level of a god!

Lin Xi, who was in a mess in the wind, did not expect that she had unknowingly obtained the title and achievement of "God-level spiritual power".

King Ashura sitting in the center of the viewing platform looked at the black-haired girl below with a thoughtful expression. Compared with her sister who looked overjoyed and pulled her to congratulate, she looked very indifferent. (Lin Xi: That's because you didn't see the grass-mud horse running wild in my heart!)

If it was this girl, maybe...

King Asura turned to the general who was standing beside him: "I think the two sisters will be the witches to be executed this time. After telling the priest, then..."

The author has something to say: This article was originally published under the account "Le Anlan", but because I changed my phone and couldn't receive the verification code, I couldn't update it.Today, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and I remembered my account from a long time ago, and the verification was successful, what a turn of events!So I moved this holy biography to this account and updated it. Please support me a lot!