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A great writer once said: "Either explode in silence, or perish in silence."

But now, Lin Xi was about to explode.

It has been a month since she and Jialuo entered Asura City and became witches performing sacrifices.

During this month, she has been enduring "torture" that ordinary people can't imagine:

She was forced to recite boring mantras that were as thick as two bricks every day, but she endured it.

She has to practice 12 hours a day from morning to night, and there is no salary or allowance, so she endured it.

Every day, she has to bathe and cleanse herself with spring water close to 0 ℃, and soak for a full hour, she endured it.

but!

There are only herbs and fruits for every meal, not to mention meat, there is not even a little bit of oil in the bowl, she really, really can't take it anymore!

Fuck him, the king of the Asura tribe who brought the twelve generals and led the four heavenly kings!

To his heavenly emperor and the number one guardian battle god in the heavenly world!

To his scheming and black-bellied big boss behind the scenes!

Doesn't this perverted vampire who exploits and oppresses weak girls know that girls who are growing up need rich nutrition! ?And the Ashuras are not vegetarians, why can't they eat meat!Why!asshole!

She wants meat, she wants meat, she wants meat!

If anyone dares to hinder her determination to eat meat, she will castrate him!

At that time, Lin Xi was hiding in a corner of a remote garden in Shanjian City, while gritting his teeth and "greeting" King Ashura in his heart, while viciously plucking an animal that looked like a golden pheasant.

This unlucky guy who was about to become meat on the plate was caught by Lin Xi in the garden of Asura City. He should be some kind of rare animal, but he couldn't even run away under Lin Xi's very "dominant aura". Rolling his eyes, he was strangled and smuggled here.It is estimated that this rare bird never imagined that he would end up in this situation after wandering around the Asura City for hundreds of years.

Lin Xi never thought that things would turn out like this. Originally, she just wanted to sneak into the kitchen to find some meat, but people kept coming in and out there. It was too difficult not to be noticed, so she had to Take this bad policy and earnestly practice the old man's teachings:

living comfortably without anybody's help.

Fortunately, for some unknown reason, the strange beasts here, no matter whether they are flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, or burrowing in the soil, seeing Lin Xi is like a primary school student who was caught cheating on an exam by the teaching director Similarly, I just wish I could run over them directly, otherwise it would be impossible to catch a hair of them with the foot strength of Lin Xi, a good-for-nothing runner.

But now, Lin Xi looked at the "Golden Pheasant" whose hairs had been plucked in all directions, and fell into a long thought.

It is reasonable to say that the ingredients of chicken should be more delicious in any way, so she only took a fancy to this one among the birds and beasts lying on the ground, but how to cook it baffled her.

There is no fire... ==

Although Lin Xi is a complete meat fanatic, it doesn't mean that she is a savage who just picks up any creature and eats it happily. This is an insult to her self-esteem as a citizen of a gourmet country.

Just when Lin Xi was angrily trying to make fire by drilling wood, a voice sounded behind him——.

"What are you doing here?"

The deep voice without emotion, the indifferent and sharp scrutinizing eyes, the contemptuous posture, and even every strand of hair has a somewhat rebellious feeling.

Thunder God Indra!

The moment Lin Xi recognized the person, Lin Xi's mind was flooded with "fuck" of various font sizes.

Q: What is the more tragic thing than being found out when you do something bad?

Answer: It is to find that the opponent is very powerful.

Di Shitian glanced at the "tragedy scene" where the chicken feathers were flying around, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "This is the divine bird 'Bifang' bestowed by the Emperor of Heaven to King Asura. What is your purpose in killing it?"

"You may not believe it when you say it, but I plan to bake it and eat it."

It wasn't until Lin Xi realized the words slipped out of his mouth that Di Shitian's eyebrows had been raised high.

Lin Xi hurriedly smiled to make amends: "Together?"

Di Shitian's eyebrows almost flew into his hair.

"What I mean is..." Lin Xi wished to bite off her tongue, while desperately turning her brain to choose the words, "My admiration for you, oh no, no, for you, for you...for you is just like a torrent of admiration... The river is endless! It’s like the Yellow River flooding and it’s out of control!"

Once the words start, the rest will be much smoother.

"In my mind, you are synonymous with strength, fearlessness, and domineering. Although I have never met, I have always yearned for it. I always want to see you, but I suffer from the fact that there is no one worthy of your noble body." I personally think that gold and silver are too vulgar, flowers and plants are too mediocre, ornaments are too ordinary, calligraphy and paintings are too common... only this!" Lin Xi suddenly pointed her finger to the ground, looking devastated The bird corpse, said impassionedly, "The amazing food made with the divine bird 'Bifang' will not insult your identity!"

After finishing speaking, she still did not forget to look at Di Shitian with eyes full of admiration.

However, Di Shitian, who was supposed to cooperate with her performance, turned a blind eye and looked at her with a smile that was not a smile.

Lin Xi couldn't hold back her smile.

Depend on!What does this mean?Fooled over?Didn't fool around?

Why do you keep staring at other people's faces without saying a word? !Could it be that there are flowers on my face?Or is there a high H fit chart?

Under the double pressure of hunger and nervousness, Lin Xi's lower limit of shame broke the table again.

"Then do it."

"what?"

Di Shitian calmly said: "You said that you want to give me the amazing food made with Bifang divine bird. Then do it."

Lin Xi was embarrassed.From discovering that someone has done something bad to encouraging others to do something bad, isn't Di Shitian a bit too seamless in the transition?

"Huh?" Di Shitian urged with a questioning nasal voice, his expression seemed to say:

- Please start your performance.

Lin Xi silently looked back and forth between Bi Fang, who had already shaved off his hair, and Di Shitian, who was standing aside watching the show. After a long while, he smiled at Di Shitian.

"Big brother, borrow a fire?"(＾U＾)ノ~

Di Shitian was silent for a moment, then slowly raised his right hand, and the purple lightning rolled in his palm.

This guy doesn't want to kill himself, does he?Lin Xi couldn't help shrinking her neck.

Fortunately, the purple lightning just brushed Lin Xi's hair on the pile of dead leaves that fell to the side, and the red and yellow flames rose up with a "bass".

Lin Xi couldn't help looking enviously at Di Shitian's palm.This is the real right hand of God!It can be used to kill enemies and monsters, and it can be used to cook and cook.

Di Shitian looked at Lin Xi, her eyes were shining green, as if she wanted to chop off her hand and pack it up to take away in a minute, she couldn't help but feel her scalp tighten, quickly put her hands behind her back, and snorted coldly: : "The fire is rising, why are you still standing there?"

Lin Xi let out an "oh", reluctantly looked away, and refocused on cooking Bi Fang.

There are many ways to cook chicken (self-hypnotic Lin Xi: Yes, this is chicken!), the most common in martial arts novels is "beggar's chicken" made by wrapping a layer of yellow mud, but Lin Xi has never cooked it himself , I haven't seen other people actually operate it, so I don't know how to start.So, she plans to use the most common practice in real life-barbecue.

Use an enchantment instead of a grilling net to place Bi Fang on the fire, and keep rolling it to make it evenly heated without scorching... Now is the time to test the results of her one-month practice in Asura City!Thinking about it, I am a little excited!

Di Shitian looked at this human being who was working hard wholeheartedly, from the ingredients she used to the spells she used, every detail vividly interpreted the words "violent waste of things".He almost wanted to grab this guy's neck and shake it desperately, asking her, "Hey! Where did the monster come out!"

Just when his endurance was about to run out, an unexpected guest suddenly arrived.

The black hair flows like a high-grade brocade luster, the pointed ears appear and disappear with the movement, and the handsome facial features even break through the boundaries of gender...

Di Shitian's breathing was short and stagnant, which was——

"King Ashura?! Why did he come here?" Lin Xi was shocked.

Could it be that he found out that the divine bird was missing and came after him to arrest the murderer?

Glancing back at Bi Fang who was cooked to half-cooked, Lin Xi gritted her teeth and raised her chin to Di Shitian: "You, come on!"

Di Shitian stared at her with wide eyes, with an expression of "What are you talking about? The wind is too strong and I can't hear you clearly".

Not to be outdone, Lin Xi stared back: "We are accomplices! Do you understand accomplices? I'm busy here, don't you think you can't contribute at all, and you can't just lie down and eat chicken?!"

Isn't that the meeting gift you said you would give me?

Di Shitian frowned, but the furious Lin Xi never gave him another chance to speak——

"Men don't babble! Go Pikachu!"

Di Shitian was caught off guard, and he staggered a few steps to King Ashura before realizing it belatedly.

Is the woman finally insane?How dare you kick me? !

"You are... Di Shitian from the Ministry of Thunder?" King Asura looked at the man who suddenly rushed out with some surprise.

Di Shitian secretly ground his back molars, took a deep breath to adjust his expression, and then pretended to be nonchalant and said, "King Asura."

"..."

"..."

Embarrassment spread in silence.

Lin Xi watched these two people look at each other "affectionately", one smiling and the other paralyzed, she didn't know how long it would take to turn to the second page of the chat history.

My brother, you are not good at flirting with men!Dare you know anything but an "I want you" line?No wonder there is only one person left alone in the empty boudoir.

In the end, it was King Asura who spoke.

"Di Shitian, do you...do you think the so-called fate cannot be changed?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the two little fairies, An Zhiju and Lan Liuli, for their messages!

Your encouragement is the biggest motivation for me to write more!Thanks!