What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

"Hey, that's not right! Since the plan to get King Asura drunk failed, then what's the matter with your face?"

Lin Xi suddenly reacted.

She looked at Ti Shitian and asked him to confess everything.

"What happened to you two yesterday afternoon?"

》》》》》》》 Yesterday at noon, Ren Litian, private room in the tavern

King Ashura smiled and looked at Lin Xi, who was flushed and lying limply on the table, drunk and unconscious.While pulling out the cup she was still holding, she sighed: "Sure enough, I don't hold too much alcohol, I'm drunk after just one cup."

"Smart is mistaken by smart."

Di Shitian glanced at the wine bottle marked "Alcohol Concentration: 75%" in King Asura's hand, and then glanced at the wine bottle that Lin Xi just drank and put on the table marked "Alcohol Concentration: [-]%". Seriously consider again whether to kill this guy who has done more than succeed in his affairs as soon as possible, so as to save her from causing disaster to the world.

King Ashura took a sip of the fruit wine and said with a smile, "You two have a very good relationship."

Di Shitian choked for a moment: "... Where did you see that?"

"Hmm... Maybe it's because when I asked Shezhi this question, she reacted just like you did?" King Ashura's rare tone was somewhat teasing.

Di Shitian looked at the sky speechlessly.

The atmosphere fell silent.

After a long time, King Asura said, "Indra...do you think..."

"The so-called fate cannot be changed?"

Di Shitian put down his wine glass: "I remember, you asked me this question before..."

He looked into King Asura's eyes with a focused expression.

"My answer still hasn't changed!... If it's for what I want, I can even change the position of the stars!"

King Asura closed his eyes and opened them again: "So, are you willing to help me change the orbit of the stars?"

"..."

Maybe it's the effect of alcohol, Di Shitian thought, the deepest desire that he didn't dare to say or express gradually surged up.

"If I help you... can I get what I want?"

"what do you want?"

Di Shitian stood up, walked in front of King Ashura, and picked up his hair like he wanted to pick up the moon in the water.

"……you!"

King Asura's eyes widened.

After a while, he said: "If you can really fulfill my wish..."

"What is your wish?"

King Asura turned his gaze to the void: "That starts with a prophecy of Xingjian·Jiu Yao..."

》》》》》》》Today, Ashura City, Shezhi Room

"Fuck..."

These two words came out of Lin Xi's mouth unconsciously.

These two scammers actually finished such an important plot in private while they were drunk and disconnected! ?

"And then!? King Ashura asked you to help, did you agree!?"

"Humph."

It's okay not to mention this, but when it is mentioned, Di Shitian is full of anger.

I really had a brain twitch to believe this woman's bad idea. As a result, after listening to King Ashura's narration, the critical moment when he was about to express his opinion, he got drunk, and when he woke up, he was already in the guest room of Ashura City.

Then?He still wants to know what happened then!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lin Xi became impatient.

"You, you, you! Don't be dazzled by the beauty, just agree to everything!"

Di Shitian gave her a light glance, defending his sweetheart and saying: "What do you know? A person like King Asura must make a deliberate decision. I just need to support him with all my strength."

Lin Xi was so angry that she jumped her feet.

"If he wants to kill people, set fires, usurp power and seize the throne, don't you rush to help destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces, and charge ahead!?"

Di Shitian simply nodded.

"Even if he intends to have this world, I will give it to him!"

Lin Xi was stunned by his indiscriminate statement.

At this time, the world is not yours, Di Shitian!And even if you really grab this world, how do you plan to give it away?Submitting a transfer application?Or is it like in novels or TV dramas, standing on a high-rise building and telling King Ashura, "This is the country I built for you, you can move whatever you like"? !

Lin Xi was gnawing on her fingernails as she walked anxiously.

Thumb biting wisdom is high, Finn, salmon!Help me!

Lin Xi didn't even know whether King Asura wanted to stop Jiu Yao's prophecy, or whether he wanted to fulfill Jiu Yao's prophecy!Looking at the series of actions he made in order to change his fate, to put it bluntly, it would be better to do nothing!

Lin Xi finally understood why she couldn't fall in love with King Ashura because of her perfect face control——

This person turned a blind eye to the tragedy that was happening in front of him. Instead, he used Di Shitian, Jiuyao, and everyone he could use for his own self-interest.

It is too selfish!

Looking at Di Shitian, who was sold by someone, and was foolishly and willingly counting the money for him, Lin Xi was so angry!

"Di Shitian, you have no future if you do this!"

"...?"

Di Shitian looked at her with a puzzled face, not knowing what kind of madness she was having.

Lin Xi said angrily, "Do you know "To the Oak Tree"? Well, you definitely don't. It's okay, I'll recite it to you!"

Clearing her throat, Lin Xi began to recite this text she learned in high school with great emotion:

"If I love you--

Not like a climbing lily flower,

Show yourself off by your tall branches;

If I love you-

Never learn from infatuated birds,

repeating monotonous songs for shade;

more than a fountain,

Sending cool solace all year round;

Not only like a dangerous peak,

Increase your height and complement your majesty.

even sunlight,

Even spring rains.

No, these are not enough!

I must be a kapok near you,

Stand with you as the image of the tree.

root, clinging to the ground;

Leaves, touching in the clouds.

every gust of wind,

We all salute each other,

but no one,

understand our words.

You have your copper sticks and iron trunks,

Like a knife, like a sword, like a halberd;

I have my red flowers,

like a heavy sigh,

And like a torch of valor.

We share the cold wave, wind and thunder, thunderbolt;

We share the haze, the haze, and the rainbow.

as if separated forever,

But forever.

This is great love,

Perseverance is here:

Love--

Not only love your majestic body,

I also love where you stand,

The ground under your feet. "

Thanks to the liberal arts students for the test-taking method of "no further words, memorize first and then talk", I can still remember it!

Lin Xi looked at Di Shitian and asked sincerely, "Do you understand?"

Di Shitian also looked at her, and replied sincerely: "No!"

"..."

"..."

Lin Xi raised her forehead, feeling sad that the universal education in the world of "Holy Biography" has not been done properly, and even senior generals like Di Shitian have almost zero literary attainments.

"That is to say! Lovers and admirers are different!"

"The so-called lovers should be independent and equal to each other. They are the existence of two clear 'selves' who support each other and advance together on the premise of caring and respecting each other!"

"Just like you like King Ashura, this feeling has nothing to do with status, gender or race, it's just because he is King Ashura, he has this clear 'self', so you fall in love with him hopelessly! "

She looked at Di Shitian and asked solemnly: "So, what about you?"

"Why do you make King Asura like you and think you are unique and irreplaceable?"

"I..." Di Shitian was momentarily at a loss for words.

This is the question he has been avoiding all the time, and it is also the place where he feels the most inferior.

——He didn't have the confidence to make King Asura like him at all.

That's why he desperately and unscrupulously wants to get King Ashura, even if it's only his body!

But Lin Xi denied his idea.

"It's great to love someone so humble that you have no self, but..."

"This kind of person usually doesn't get any good results."

"King Ashura has many admirers. If you just follow behind him blindly, do everything silently according to what he said, and never make your own voice, then you will never be in his heart." The most special' person. At most, it can be regarded as the 'best use'..."

Di Shitian showed a bit of sadness, and he didn't have the strength to refute Lin Xi's words - because he knew that it was very likely to tell the truth.

Seeing Di Shitian's dejected appearance, Lin Xi felt a little unworthy of him.

"Di Shitian, you are excellent! You are completely worthy of King Asura (but King Asura is not worthy of your affection), there is no need to doubt that!"

Di Shitian looked at Lin Xi in surprise, he never thought that he would have such a high evaluation in her heart!

Lin Xi said word by word: "You just use your own appearance to pursue King Ashura. You don't need to erase your 'self', you don't need to compromise, and you don't need to follow blindly. If you see his mistakes, point them out without hesitation. ;If you find that his actions are inappropriate, stop him immediately; if you know his difficulties, try to find the best way to solve them with him, don't let him go his own way and put all his eggs in one basket!"

"You have to become the 'kapok' next to the 'oak tree' of King Ashura, and work hard to stand with him with your chest up high and for a long time, and live together!"

Di Shitian stared at Lin Xi blankly, as if he knew her for the first time.

Then--

"Hehe, ha..."

"Ha ha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha——!"

He suddenly burst out laughing.

Lin Xi was taken aback.

This guy shouldn't be stimulated and go crazy, right?

She cautiously moved a few steps towards the door, determined to run away as soon as she found something was wrong!

Di Shitian laughed heartily, and felt that the depression that had been slowly accumulating in his chest dissipated along with the laughter.

He looked at Lin Xi, and Lin Xi also looked at him with the same eyes as Shen Jingbing.

"You're right." Finally, Di Shitian admitted in a bachelor's way, "All this time, I've been thinking of going left."

Lin Xi heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that Di Shitian did not suddenly lose his mind.

She quickly became complacent: "That's right! I don't have the ability to be a NPC, and I like to use my mouth to speak a set of words that hit people's hearts and hit the ground with sound. Hey, if you have nothing to do, you can record it and use it as a family heirloom or family instruction It’s good to pass it on!”

Di Shitian sneered and said, "The aftereffects of my hangover haven't disappeared yet, and I have a severe headache. If you get so pissed off in front of me again, I'll kill you..."

"Cut to death?" Lin Xi rolled her eyes and said disdainfully, "There is nothing new at all."

Di Shitian showed a smile that could make a child stop crying: "No, I will guarantee that you will not die..."

Before he finished speaking, the "Leaf of the Rumor Tree" in his arms, which was contacted by the insider of Leibu, suddenly became hot.

Di Shitian gave a regretful "tsk" and switched on the communication.

"General!" The person at the other end of the leaf hurriedly said, "Bishamonten was arrested by the Emperor of Heaven!"

"!?"

Lin Xi and Di Shitian looked at each other, unable to hide their surprise.

"What is this..."

Just as he asked, something happened to Lin Xi.

She anxiously took out the "Leaf of the Rumored Tree" that was paired with the peacock, full of ominous premonitions.

"Shezhi, what should I do? Mom, she bleeds a lot! No matter what I call, she doesn't respond!"

Peacock's trembling cry clearly conveyed how desperate and helpless he was now.

"Help me, Shezhi..."

The author has something to say: remove "To the Oak" and the word count is still 3000+!

ps: Do you still remember the horrible experience of being recited the full text of "To the Oak Tree" and "Rain Lane" when there was a disagreement? ==+