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Auspicious day's birthday festival is indeed very lively.

In order to express his love for his only daughter (only announced to the outside world), the Emperor of Heaven gave the green light, singing, dancing and wine flowed endlessly, and there were waves of celebration everywhere in Renlitian.

The restaurants and taverns were also overcrowded, and outdoor tables and chairs had to be added on the patios and entrances.In the bakery of one of the shops with "delicious fruit wine" as its signature word-of-mouth, King Asura watched the carnival crowd outside the window for a while, then turned his head and smiled and said, "I never thought you would take the initiative to invite me to the festival, Shezhi."

Lin Xi laughed twice: "Seeing that you are usually very busy, and this rare festival, I thought I might as well ask you to come out to rest and rest. It would be good to catch your breath!"

King Ashura smiled: "That really bothered you."

Lin Xi waved his hand: "Where is it, it doesn't cost anything!"

King Ashura glanced over this not-so-small private room, several boxes of fine wines piled up in the corner, and Lin Xi who was secretly looking out the window from time to time as if waiting for something, and smiled without saying a word.

This Shezhi, who has always regarded himself as a poisonous snake and beast, avoided him; now he is uncharacteristically inviting him to eat and drink...

The smile on Asura King's face deepened.

Let him wait and see what kind of medicine she plans to sell in her gourd.

At this time, Lin Xi suddenly stood up and waved to the outside of the window: "Hey! This way!"

Turning around, she smiled at King Asura and said, "As the saying goes, 'It's better to be alone than to be happy', I don't drink well, and I'm afraid of spoiling your interest, so I made my own decision and called another accompanying guest... ..."

The door opened, and Di Shitian strode in.

"It's you..." King Ashura raised his eyebrows knowingly.His eyes fell on Lin Xi's face and turned around, then moved to Di Shitian's body and swept up and down.

"Are you two?"

"No."

"Absolutely not!"

Two negative answers sounded at the same time.

Lin Xi and Di Shitian looked at each other, and they both saw the uncompromising disgust in each other's eyes.

"Oh..." King Ashura felt more interesting.

Di Shitian sat down at the table without a word, and Lin Xi began to pick out wine from the box.

Since Lin Xi really couldn't get "□□", which is a contraband, he had no choice but to choose the method of getting King Ashura drunk with wine.

As the song says:

That night you did not reject me;

I hurt you that night.

That night your face was full of tears;

You got drunk for me that night.

…………

……

Tsk tsk, this singer, your voice contains your story!

Lin Xi withdrew from her own brain hole, and put a bottle of clear red fruit wine that looked like blood with a "snap" on the center of the table with her right hand.

"The best Lafite, which has been cellared for 82 years, is the best as an aperitif!"

King Ashura looked at the note on the bottle: "Alcohol concentration 58 degrees?"

"I don't know much about wine, am I not high enough?"

Lin Xi put the wine bottle in his left hand on the table again with a "snap": "It's still 75 degrees here."

King Asura: "..."

Lin Xi tilted her head, and looked deeply at the wine box at the bottom: "Or do you plan to drink the puree purified to 100% alcohol?"

King Ashura: "..."

Di Shitian: "..." It's better for him to kill this scourge directly!

Lin Xi obviously received Di Shitian's "killing" gaze, and honestly uncorked the bottle of 58-degree wine.

"The boss said that the beauty of this fruit wine is that if you drink it in one breath, the sweet fruity taste will slowly spread from your stomach to your whole body. Come on, do it!"

She pushed two full cups in front of King Asura and Indra, and began to drink.

Di Shitian glanced at Lin Xi, and drank the wine in front of him without saying a word.

King Asura shook his head helplessly when he saw this, and drank it up with a smile.

There is a play!

Lin Xi's eyes lit up, and she quickly refilled her glass.

"The most mysterious feature of Lafite, which has been cellared for 82 years, is that it is fragrant and sweet, even more fragrant and sweeter! Dry!"

"..."

"..."

"All the words to say are melted in the wine, do it!"

"..."

"..."

"Don't say anything, do it!"

"..."

"..."

A bottle of wine has bottomed out.

Lin Xi directly took out two bottles of wine: "Drink it in a small cup, it's not enough, you have to blow on the bottle if you are a man!"

King Asura blocked the wine bottle that Lin Xi pushed towards him with his hand.

He looked at Lin Xi with clear eyes, and said with a joking smile, "Why don't you drink?"

Lin Xi choked, and stammered: "I, I can't drink too much..."

"Aren't you going to treat me as a friend?"

Lin Xi: "..."

Let me go, at which wine table did King Asura learn this persuasive speech that is comparable to giving a proposition! ?

Lin Xi smiled apologetically: "Of course they are friends, I drink, can't I drink?"

She got herself a bottle of wine too.

King Asura looked down, and the bottle that Lin Xi pushed to him was marked with an alcohol concentration of 75 degrees.Then he looked up and saw that the label of the bottle of wine in Lin Xi's hand was facing him.

— five degrees.

King Asura: "Hehe."

》》》》》》》Day, Asura City

By the time Lin Xi regained consciousness, it was already past noon the next day.

She held her head with a splitting headache after a hangover and couldn't figure it out. It was just five-degree fruit wine, which at best was similar to alcoholic beverages. How could she drink fragments?

Yes, you read that right, it is really broken.

Lin Xi only remembered that she drank down a full glass of fruit wine. At the first moment, she was fine, but then the hot feeling flowed down from her throat to her stomach, and then quickly spread to her whole body. Ascending to the brain, Lin Xi lost consciousness after a "boom--".

Could it be that I traveled directly to a day later?

Lin Xi sat on her bed and began to seriously consider this possibility.

"By the way, now is not the time to worry about this..." Lin Xi suddenly realized, "Did Di Shitian get King Ashura in the end?!"

Lin Xi jumped out of the bed, and the excessive movement made her a little unstable.Lin Xi was so frightened that she stood where she was and didn't dare to move. She took her time and waited for the blood supply to the brain to come up before walking to the door step by step.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw that the door on the opposite side was also opened.

Lin Xi and Di Shitian looked at each other.

"Are you...!?"

Lin Xi looked at the person in front of him in surprise: the usual "side leak" is very domineering and completely disappeared, his bloodless face is faintly blue, his eye sockets are deep-set, his eyes are dull, his lips are purple, his footsteps are vain...

If it wasn't for Lin Xi's own plan to let her understand that Di Shitian was probably suffering from kidney deficiency after excessive indulgence, she would have thought that this guy had taken drugs!

"Isn't it too much for you?"

Lin Xi had a smirk on his face, and made a "tsk tsk" sound while looking up and down at Di Shitian.

"Young man, it's a good thing to have fresh blood, but you must also pay attention to moderation, otherwise it will easily hurt your body (kidney)!"

Di Shitian's already blue face was even more dark now.

He clenched his teeth and said, "Shut up."

Lin Xi made a "cut" sound, it was really "the new couple married into the house, and the matchmaker threw it over the wall". She strongly condemned such behaviors such as crossing rivers and tearing down bridges, unloading mills and killing donkeys, and scolding the cook when they are full!

but……

Lin Xi looked at Di Shitian's sluggish appearance as if frost had beaten an eggplant with great interest, his demeanor, his movements, his unwillingness to cover up—

Sure enough, this guy looks aggressive, but it's actually the one below!

Lin Xi's inner villain let out a soul-stirring groundhog scream.

"Ahem, so, where did King Asura go?"

"...he left early."

"what!?"

Originally, Lin Xi still had a bit of gloating over Di Shitian's misfortune, but when she heard this, she suddenly became angry.

"gone!?"

Di Shitian's lips froze and he didn't answer.

Lin Xi was furious.

No matter how much she and Di Shitian despise each other, they are comrades who have been together for so many days and have fought for the same goal (this comrade is not the other comrade, it is a very pure interest relationship).Just like Di Shitian didn't want to see Lin Xi anymore, but when Lin Xi asked him for an extra pair of "Leaves of the Rumored Tree" for the convenience of contacting Peacock, he gave it without asking.Now Di Shitian was overwhelmed by someone and spent the whole night like this, but that person was so irresponsible, he put on his pants, patted his butt, and left, man! ?

King Ashura is such a scumbag! ! !

"Let's go!" Lin Xi said aggressively, "Sister will help you get justice back!!"

"..."

This is the first time Di Shitian saw Lin Xi showing such a serious expression

He stayed for a long time before slowly frowning and said: "What justice do you want?"

Lin Xi glanced around to see if there was any weapon in his hand, and replied: "A lesson for the scumbag who has always been chaotic and abandoned!"

Di Shitian was even more inexplicable: "What started in chaos and ended in abandonment? What kind of scumbag? What are you talking about?"

Only then did Lin Xi realize that the two of them had talked together for a long time, but they were not on the same channel at all!

"Haven't you been deceived by that scumbag King Ashura?"

"..." Di Shitian's black face was mixed with murderous look, "What are you thinking about all day long?"

"I'm thinking quite normally!"

"It's even worse if you think about it normally!!!"

The two stared at each other panting for a long time after shouting at each other, Lin Xi raised her hand and surrendered.

"What the hell happened yesterday?" she asked.

Di Shitian's anger was vented in a "pop": "What's going on?"

Lin Xi rolled her eyes and said, "Don't try to fool it! Yesterday, what happened, what happened?!"

She asked strangely: "And is my drinking capacity really that bad? Just a glass of five-degree alcoholic drink just put me down?"

Di Shitian smirked: "You want to tease King Asura with your little trick? How ridiculous!"

"What do you mean..." Lin Xi said blankly, a terrible conjecture slowly emerged in his heart, "Could it be possible! King Asura used illusion to swap my wine with his!?"

Di Shitian gave her a look of pity, as a tacit consent.

Lin Xi struggled to digest this fact.

After finally accepting that her plan was fully exposed, she slammed the floor with grief and indignation, and cursed King Ashura: "Shameless, shameless!"

"...It's really shameless." Di Shitian said slowly.

"Right? You also think he's shameless, right?" Lin Xi raised her head while maintaining the OTZ posture, looking eagerly at her accomplice.

I mean, you're shameless.

Di Shitian conveyed such a message with his eyes.

Lin Xi was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him.