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Jiu Yao is very depressed recently.

First, two apprentices, a man and a woman, were inexplicably accepted, and then King Asura, who had been coming to the Astrology Tower every few days, was suddenly ordered to go out for an expedition, and then the witches of the Asura clan began to come in and out more and more frequently for some reason...

Moreover, what troubled her the most was that this witch called "Shezhi" seemed to have set up a small group with unknown purpose and attracted more people in; after a few days, these people would find their relatives and friends again Join the group; and so on and on...

If a modern person who pays even a little attention to social news hears Jiu Yao's description of these people's behavior, he will definitely tell her clearly:

Beauty, you have met an MLM organization, run now!

By the way, don't forget to call the police!

Lin Xi didn't know that she had been labeled as a "(suspected) MLM leader", and arranged for the "virgin show" of the song and dance troupe with great interest.

Yes, Lin Xi formed a song and dance troupe.

This is the inspiration she got from the words of the peacock.

After all, this peaceful and backward mythical world is too boring for Lin Xi. There is no mobile phone, no computer, no WiFi, no comics, not to mention games, and even small (and) pornographic (harmonious) books are pitifully scarce!And she got a long lifespan comparable to that of the protoss for no reason. If she didn't find something to do, Lin Xi felt that she would definitely suffer from depression if she possessed the soul of modern people that is "always in turmoil"!

Well, definitely will!

In fact, compared to the song and dance troupe, Lin Xi felt that calling the group he formed a "repertory troupe" was more worthy of the name.Because her plan is to move some novels, movies, and TV series that have been time-tested in her original world, that are popular with the public, and that are at the top of the major lists, to the stage of the "Holy Legend" world.

The first one, of course, is her "magnificent masterpiece" that she worked hard all night (exaggeration) and was almost broken (real) by the mother-in-law and her daughter--"What Romeo and Juliet Have to Say on the Titanic" Those things"!

However, someone suggested to her that the residents of Renlitian generally did not accept new things fast enough, and if a troupe that no one had heard of came out, it would probably hit the street because no one cares about it.It is better to hang the name of the song and dance troupe first, and try to combine song, dance and drama in the performance content to make it easier for everyone to accept.

Proposing this content sounds like one can't help but suspect that the person who suggested "ah, this guy must be super-likes watching Bollywood movies" is Prajna, Jiu Yao's younger sister.

In the comics, she does not hesitate to destroy her appearance, just to gain strength comparable to her sister Jiuyao, so that she can always be by Di Shitian's side...

A few weeks ago, when she met Banluoruo who had a big fight with Jiuyao and left angrily from the astrology tower for the first time, Lin Xi smelled a hint of "danger".

This is a woman who has a crush on Di Shitian to such an extent that she doesn't even want her face!

If she finds out that she is the "little black hand" behind the scenes who pushed Di Shitian to go further and further on the road from 1 to 0, and can't even pull back, then the person who may be disfigured by the torch will have to make temporary adjustments. ==

After thinking about it, Lin Xi spent three days and three nights of thinking, and finally decided - to turn the opponent's strength into paste!

Prajna, if you don't go to hell, I will push you to hell!

Therefore, Lin Xi let out "Jie Jie" devilish laughter throughout the whole process and carefully prepared a set of "New World Spiritual Food (Brainwashing Encyclopedia)" for Prajna!

——My friend, have you heard of "Absolute Love"? (squinting smile)

Under Lin Xi's "seduction" and "poisoning", the innocent Prajna was like Eve coaxed by a snake. She easily ate the "forbidden fruit" of addiction and was reborn. Not going to the original style of painting.

Oh, it's really—

Once you enter the Rotten Gate, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on you'll be a passerby!

Lin Xi snickered: The plan works!

Because of this, Lin Xi's current team lineup is quite gorgeous:

The general affairs manager who is capable in style, reliable in handling affairs, and handles both big and small——Parajna,

An all-round assistant (mainly for personal services) with good looks, strong strength and conscientiousness - Peacock,

Soft and cute mascot, logistics support staff, default blonde kanban girl - Jia Luo

With a beautiful heart and a good heart, the well-deserved No. [-] candidate for the sponsor—Jixiangtian,

Don't be wordy, just do it, the purpose of the field affairs is to work hard without complaint, the princes of the Yasha clan-Yemo and Rakshasa,

The musicians who are responsible for composing, directing the soundtrack, and relying on their strengths—the mother and daughter of Ganda,

"Don't look at the young age, the technology is better than you", the old driver who looks very deceptive but actually hides his secrets—— King Ai Ranming,

as well as,

The core of the entire team (self-proclaimed), the well-deserved head of the song and dance troupe (self-proclaimed), the main creator of the script, and the chief director of the drama rehearsal—Lin Xi herself (proud face).

After all, she has almost recruited outstanding figures from the younger generation of all ethnic groups.

Lin Xi couldn't help but raised her hips and laughed three times.

"What are you doing, laughing so loudly?"

Peacock stood at the door with a smile that was not a smile, and knocked on the door after successfully scaring Lin Xi with his voice.

Lin Xi was extremely embarrassed.

I don't know how long this brat has been standing there, isn't it fun to play tricks on adults! ?

"It's very interesting!"

Peacock, who saw through Lin Xi's mind, replied with a smile, and then handed over the things in his hand before Lin Xi exploded.

"King Ai Ranming finished drawing the poster for the announcement of the first play. Shezhi, take a look. If there is no problem, let the workers start making large-scale posters like this."

Lin Xi was suffocated half to death by her "dead stillborn" anger, and after silently reciting "Adults don't remember villains" several times, she regained her strength, and took the poster angrily.

Seeing this, the arc of the corner of the peacock's mouth rose a bit.

This person is actually easy to understand and fun to tease, isn't he?

Lin Xi apparently didn't notice that the young man beside her was making great strides in the direction of a dark belly. All her thoughts were attracted by the painting in her hand:

Trapped by the flow of people in the opposite direction, the boy and girl who couldn't help themselves tried to reach out their hands to each other, but they couldn't touch each other...

On the side of the painting is also written "Persisting for all love, hurting for all hate, cruel fairy tale, staged at this moment-".

Lin Xi couldn't help covering her face.

We are playing "Titanic" not "The Temptation of Going Home", ah, King Ai Ranming!

In fact, at the very beginning, King Aizenming was just a good friend of Jixiangtian, and was brought here by Jixiangtian to play with everyone.

Her parents died young, and she succeeded the king of the clan at a young age.

King Ai Ranming is usually not very talkative, introverted and timid and a little crying.

Ji Xiangtian couldn't let go of this little sister, so he often talked to her to relieve boredom, and the two gradually became close.

Therefore, when Ji Xiangtian brought King Ai Ranming with the idea of ​​"playing with people of the same age may make you more cheerful", Lin Xi just regarded it as a newcomer who was always red-eyed and shy. It's just a little girl who knows her life.

That's right, until she found the book with herself and Jia Luo as the protagonists, and the content exudes a strong fragrance of lilies.

Lin Xi watched it from beginning to end: =_=

This must be the wrong way for her to open it!right!right!right! ... (with echo)

This, this duplicity black-haired strong-willed shou...

This, this gentle, amiable and fuzzy natural black blonde □□ Gong...

Close relatives, lily, weak attack and strong receiver, contrasting cuteness...

Fuck!King Airanming, you can do it!

Although he is not tall, he has quite a taste? !

Boom!

Lin Xi handed over the notebook to King Ai Ranming who was anxious to find the "lost property" when his legs thumped after a disagreement.

"You lost this, right?"

Her smile is as "friendly" as Grandma Wolf.

"Come on, explain, explain."

King Ai Ranming was so frightened that his whole body trembled, his lips trembled, and he couldn't speak a word.

Lin Xi was furious: "Tell me, how could someone with an aggressive face like me be the awkward and arrogant shou in this book!?"

"..."

So the point of your anger is this——! ?

King Aizenming's surprised eyes conveyed this message clearly.

Lin Xi knew she had lost her composure, so she coughed and put her legs down.

She shook Ai Ranming's notebook in her hand, and said, "You drew these without the consent of Jia Luo and me... Don't you think you should express your apology?"

King Ai Ranming lowered his head silently, as if letting Lin Xi do his bidding.

"Then why not?" Lin Xi rubbed his chin and said, "I still lack a talent for drawing publicity posters. I see your paintings—not to mention the content, the strokes are very delicate. Do you want to consider other than being a king? In addition, secretly take a part-time job?"

King Ai Ranming suddenly raised his head: "You...you don't tell..." Anyone else?

"Ah? Why?" Lin Xi said, "Compared to telling others, it is obviously more cost-effective to kidnap a free artist!"

Lin Xi originally just wanted to scare her, and didn't plan to disclose this personal "little hobby" as a means of punishment.In addition, King Ai Ranming seems to have a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, so she is also happy to find a way to go down.

Well, even though I am the protagonist, I still feel a little bit embarrassed by this, but just treat it as a child who is ignorant and can't see the big attack attribute written on the value panel!

"By the way," before leaving, Lin Xi remembered and asked, "King Ai Ranming... Are you, do you like girls?"

Sure enough, in "Holy Biography", "a pair of lilies and a pair of bases" is the standard configuration?

King Ai Ranming blushed: "No, it's not..."

"I, I think...everything...can be cute, but, just..."

Her eyes were bright and she smiled shyly.

"The relationship between women is more pure and beautiful...!"

Lin Sanguan was shocked Xi: "Oh... so..."

Otherwise, what should she say?

The old driver took me, is it cool today?

……

Let her go, she's still a child! ==

【small theater】

Lin Xi: Friends, have you heard of "Absolute Love"?Do you want to help you take care of yourself?

Mou Bai: This is really a pyramid scheme, right?Call the police!

Lin Xi: No! (Erkang hands)

The author has something to say: *Ai Ranming King is the Ming King who represents love among the many Ming Kings of Tantric Buddhism.Love dyeing refers to being obsessed with the six dusts such as sight, sound, smell, taste, touch, and dharma. It expresses greed, excessive greed, like things that have been dyed, and they cannot be washed away.

In the article, the persona of Xiao Airan, who looks green on the outside and races on the inside, also comes from this.After all, there is almost no depiction of this in the comics, so I have to rely on my imagination.