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"Shanjian City Daily" front page headline:

Shock!The residents of Renlitian, men, women and children, joined the battle for it!

The new song and dance drama - "Things Romeo and Juliet had to say on the Titanic" caused a sensation once it was staged in Ren Litian. Whether it is its novel performance method or the tangled plot design, it made people Refreshing, it has occupied the top spot on the list of popular topics for several weeks in a row!Everyone enthusiastically discussed the characters, actors, songs, dances... Even the patterns and decorations on the clothes have become a new fashion trend.

What's especially special is that "Things Romeo and Juliet Had to Say on the Titanic" is divided into the first, middle, and second parts, and the next one will be updated every other month. People's appetite!Today is the first day of its finale, and the tickets for this show were sold out as early as a month ago. Now Ren Litian can be said to be empty-handed, and tickets are hard to come by!Even if there was no way to enter, many people gathered outside the song and dance troupe, hoping to hear first-hand news.

According to another person familiar with the matter, Tiandi will also attend the premiere with his beloved daughter Jixiangtian, which is enough to prove the profound influence of the show. At that time, the audience may be lucky enough to see the two respected people up close. Allow!What a grand gathering!

"Wow ah ah ah..."

Lin Xi was like a girl in Huaichun with blurred eyes, holding her heart in both hands, looking intoxicated at the hill-like pile of gold coins in front of her.

"Look at how you look like you haven't seen the world..." Ban Luoruo snorted coldly, with a look of disgust on his face, "Are the witches of the Asura clan so short of money?"

"Let me ask you..." Lin Xi turned her head to Prajna and said seriously, "You are also a candidate for astrology in your clan, do you get paid?"

"……No."

"Then it's over!"

Lin Xi rolled her eyes. Although she and Jia Luo were high-status executive witches, they were just paid with food and housing, not to mention five social insurances and one housing fund, not even a basic salary.Just say that the boss, King Asura, is not black-hearted!

Of course, this is also because there is nothing that costs extra money.

But who would think too much money?

From Lin Xi's point of view, although these people around him don't have much desire for money, if someone offers it, they may not refuse without a word.

In a show gesture, she opened her arms and said impassionedly to her team members, "This is ordinary money, everyone... This is the result of our concerted efforts, overcoming all difficulties, rolling up our sleeves and working hard!"

Lin Xi walked in front of them one by one: "Everyone is a noble person who doesn't know what it means to be poor. You don't need money, so naturally you don't need to use your brains to make money, but!"

"Relying on my own hands and ingenuity not only passes the time, enriches myself, and makes friends, but also! It also allows others to see our talents and values!"

She grabbed a handful of money and distributed it to everyone.

"Feel it, this is the proof of our bond!"

"...It's the first time I've heard someone talk about greed for money so fresh and refined." Prajna turned his head and asked the others, "Have you seen it?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Emmmm..." Lin Xi put her hands on her hips: "Since everyone is so 'out of the mud but not stained', then I don't want to use these 'vulgar things' to defile you, so let me show my spirit and accept all these gold coins." !"

"Wait!"

"No need."

"Well……"

Lin Xi raised her eyebrows, and looked at the owner of the three hands pressing on her hands with mocking eyes——

Banluoruo, who had the loudest voice, coughed a little awkwardly, and said seriously: "Since it has been agreed in advance, after deducting the cost (including the purchase of materials to make clothing and other expenses, as well as the salaries of various personnel employed by the song and dance troupe, etc.), the remaining If we share the profit part equally among our senior members, then we can’t break the rules from the very beginning.”

Gandapo added with a smile: "And for the few of us, this is also a necessary 'activity fund'!"

King Ai Ranming silently nodded aside.

The three of them got together and acted...?

Lin Xi's eyes flicked across their faces one by one: rotten girl, black belly, old driver...

This is the rhythm of doing big things! ==

Lin Xi couldn't help shivering.

Having said that, in the original book, Gandapo would like Sumo, who is also a girl, because she played with these guys since she was a child, and her sexuality changed subtly, right?

Lin Xi felt as if she knew some terrible truth.

As the saying goes, "Money is the guts of a man (?)", after Lin Xi's pockets are filled with "dividends", the first time he takes his wife (Gara) and children (peacock) to the streets to buy and buy!

Today happens to be the "Hundred Flowers Festival", which is a festival to thank the God of Flowers at the turn of spring and summer. Both the streets and alleys and shop stalls are decorated with all kinds of flowers, and there are grand floats at night.

Lin Xi thought, maybe the peace has been too long, and the people in Renlitian are also bored, so they found various excuses to hold various activities.She roughly estimated that there are almost thirty or forty large and small festivals this year, and they can catch up with two and a half every month on average!

Emmmm... In fact, this is almost the same as going to the big fair in the countryside, right?

"Look at Shezhi! There's a stall selling stuffed flower and fruit pies over there, and there's a lot of people lined up!"

Jia Luo tugged at Lin Xi's arm and pointed her to a street stall with a long line of big brands.

Lin Xi glanced at the excited Jia Luo and the curious Peacock, and suddenly felt proud.

"Just let me know which flavor of stuffed pie you want to eat! My sister treats you today!"

Having said that, the long process of queuing easily wiped out Lin Xi's arrogance.

The flower and fruit stuffed pie unique to the "Hundred Flowers Festival" is probably the same as temple fair snacks and Internet celebrity snacks that only become popular at special times and places in modern times, and run away after cutting a wave of "leeks" that pay IQ tax Is it similar to the nameless food fried by profiteers?

Lin Xi couldn't help complaining in her heart.

You know, she was fooled by such things as "Big Sea Squid", "Small Whirlwind Potato" and "Nitrogen Ice Cream" back then!

After finally buying the so-called flower and fruit stuffed pie, the three of them continued shopping while eating.

Lin Xi's taste is relatively conservative and light, no matter what she prefers the original flavor, even if it's the dipping sauce when eating hot pot, she only eats sesame sauce, not to mention adding any shrimp oil tofu curd, even coriander and chopped green onion.

The stuffing is also the same. In Lin Xi's impression, flowers are not edible food at all, and the taste in the mouth feels very strange, so it looks like the flower cake that some people like very much. After Lin Xi tasted it, she put it Pulled into the "blacklist" and never touched again.

This "Flower and Fruit Stuffed Pie" is also the same. Lin Xi specifically asked the vendors not to put any flowers, as long as pure fruit filling is fine.

"Well... I can't say it's unpalatable, but I can't say it's delicious either..."

Lin Xi swallowed the pie in her mouth, and glanced at the red jam filled inside.

"Is it made from things like strawberries or raspberries?...The fruit always feels a bit worse after heating, and it looks more sour than before..."

Lin Xi rated it three and a half stars in her heart, then turned to look at Jia Luo, her pie was stuffed with maple syrup and dendrobium berries.

"Is it tasty?"

"Ok!"

Jia Luo nodded vigorously, and handed his share to Lin Xi's mouth.

"Do you want to try it?"

Lin Xi struggled for a while whether to eat food with flower petals, but looking at Jia Luo's smiling face, she muttered in a low voice, "Whatever, 'Death under the peony flower, even being a ghost is romantic'!" (Something seems wrong!) , took a bite of the opponent's hand as good as he could.

"...It's sour and sweet, it tastes much better than mine!" Lin Xi's eyes widened unexpectedly.

The tartness of the berries meets the sweetness of the honey-stuffed flowers, and the petals in the filling give the soft pie an extra crunch...  

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have wanted pure fruit stuffing!" Lin Xi regretted.

She turned to the peacock: "What flavor is yours?"

"Huh?" The peacock, who seemed to be eating very attentively, raised his head and said with a smile, "Honey sweet-scented osmanthus and longan."

"Hey, it seems to be good too!"

I don't know if it's an illusion, Lin Xi laughed, it seems that the same thing, other people's hands are more delicious than her own!

She leaned over with a playful smile: "Then I won't be polite!"

Chow down on a peacock pie.

"Hehehe~"

Lin Xi smiled mischievously, but soon her face wrinkled.

"I'm going, it's so sweet!" Lin Xiju's voice was unbearable, "Isn't this too sweet?! How did you eat it, peacock?"

Peacock looked at the pie in his hand in surprise: "Is this very sweet? It's okay."

Lin Xi didn't expect that Peacock was still a sweetie. She couldn't find water to rinse her mouth and took a bite of her sour fruit pie.

"Uh-huh!?"

This sweet and sour combination is actually not bad!

Lin Xi swallowed the food in her mouth, looked at her own pie, then at the pie in the peacock's hand, rolled her eyes, and said in a tone more like "coaxing" than "discussing" :"Peacock?"

"Ok?"

"The two of us are half of each other, how about trying instead?"

"Um……"

"Think about it, isn't this equivalent to spending the price of one serving and eating two flavors of flower and fruit stuffed pie? What a bargain!"

"Uh-huh!"

Lin Xi's eyes lit up with a "ding", and she happily broke half of the pie to exchange with the peacock.

"Hum~"

Lin Xi became in a good mood because of this, humming a casual tune, and at the same time took the lead in "exploring the road and hunting treasures" in front of the two of them.

Peacock, who was behind, looked up at Lin Xi's side face full of happiness.

—Like a hamster.

He suppressed a smile and lowered his head, following Lin Xi's example, he ate the pie with big mouthfuls.

——Sure enough, it was the right choice for me to choose the sweetest flower and fruit stuffing!

*[Flower and Fruit Stuffed Pie] A unique snack of "Hundred Flowers Festival". The filling is made of various flowers and fruit honey. It is a very popular dessert.

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