What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

Lin Xi asked this question because she was really curious about the current Northern General, after all, in the comics, Bishamonten has already assumed this title.

Several teenagers and girls looked at each other when they heard the words, and finally Peacock said: "The northern general has been vacant for a long time."

"Eh?" Lin Xi's eyes widened.

Yemo, who belongs to the Yasha tribe in the north, is familiar with this matter. He explained to Lin Xi: "It is said that the former northern general was dismissed by the Emperor of Heaven because his words and deeds were too outrageous. Since then, this position has been vacant."

"Too outrageous in words and deeds?" Lin Xi couldn't understand how one of the Four Heavenly Kings would be dismissed for such a reason. She humbly asked for advice, "How is it outrageous?"

Luo Sha said: "I heard that when he was patrolling the border, a passing monster said something like 'what are you looking at' and 'what are you looking at', so he led his troops to kill the monster's hometown, attracting the attention of the northerners. There's chaos on the border."

Lin Xi: "..."

Northeast fellow? ? ?

Luo Sha said again: "I also heard that he likes to drink, and when he drinks too much, he likes to run naked. Once, he even broke into the hibernating demon bear's lair naked and fought with the demon bear."

Lin Xi: "..."

Big Russian? ? ?

Luo Sha went on to say: "By the way, I heard that he is still very lustful, and he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman! It seems that he has molested Zun Xingwang!"

Peacock:"?!"

Lin Xi: "..."

The co-author turned out to be Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy! ! !

Luo Sha said angrily: "Because the former northern general was so incomprehensible, even the northern tribes were not welcomed by the emperor. This expedition is also the same. Except for the Leibu, the other tribes have not received orders to crusade!"

Yemo's expression was a little gloomy. Although he didn't speak, he obviously agreed with Rakshasa's words.

"Is it true that Leibu will be in the expeditionary army because of Emperor Shitian's glory?" Gandapo said, she likes the strong, and she knows Renlitian's superb martial arts very well. There is a lot of strength! It would be great if we could see the duel between these two people up close!"

After all, he is the former crush and now the main character of YY. Banluoruo is very interested in this topic.

She beamed and said: "That is! Master Di Shitian is handsome and strong, full of masculinity! It can be said that he is a perfect and versatile general attacking master!"

Lin Xi shook her head silently, kid, don't be fooled by his macho appearance!That's actually a tsundere who forced himself to run away!

The thoughts of King Ai Ranming and Lin Xi coincided: "I, I think... a person like Di Shitian, who is tough on the outside and on the outside...has unknown contrasts, contrasts, cuteness, etc., richer, richer. Where are the characters!"

Ban Luoruo narrowed his eyes: "Could it be that you are not from the Dixiu Party, but..."

King Ai Ranming nodded: "Emperor Xiu!"

Prajna said in a low voice: "CP is detachable and irreversible!"

King Ai Ranming: "C, CP are reversible and cannot be dismantled!"

The two confronted each other without giving in, their intense gazes collided in mid-air, and there was a "crackling" electric sound.

Lin Xi selectively ignored the two of them, and asked, "From what you said, did you perform well in this expedition to the Ministry of Leisure?"

Jialou Luo said: "Yes. Everyone is talking about it. After returning from this crusade, Di Shitian is likely to fill the vacancy of the northern general."

"After all, the Emperor of Heaven has shown great importance to Di Shitian in recent years!" Gandapo added with a smile.

"Hey—" Lin Xi nodded suddenly.

She smiled and said to the two princes of the Yaksha tribe: "Isn't this great! With a new northern general, I will order the crusade against monsters next time, and all northern tribes can also participate!"

Yemo smiled.

Luo Sha wrinkled his nose and said, "That's what I said, but I always feel that that guy is a bit uncomfortable?"

"That must be your illusion!" Lin Xi said without thinking.

Di Shitian is called "a little bit" and is not easy to talk about?

He can't talk to others well at all!

At this time-

Duang ~

Lin Xi felt that someone had patted her chest.

"Ahhh!"

She lowered her head slowly and stiffly.

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi blinked his big eyes. He felt a little hungry, so he was very happy to see Lin Xi finally focus on himself.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He patted the soft "rice bowl" in his impression with his little hands.

Duang~duang~

Lin Xi's face was completely dark.

She was actually attacked by a guy who didn't even grow teeth, let alone hair?

"Pfft...hahahaha!" Gandapo couldn't help laughing.

"It's really cunning, children's nature or something..." Luo Sha touched his chin and sighed.

His elder brother Yemo coughed earth-shatteringly beside him.

Garuda Luo forced himself to maintain an awkward yet polite smile.

Even Banluoruo and King Aidanming broke away from the state of staring at each other, and looked at them confusedly.

Only Peacock extended a helping hand and lifted the black-haired little dumpling out of Lin Xi's arms.

"Ah wow!"

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi grasped Lin Xi's hair at the temples swiftly.

"Hiss! It hurts, hurts, hurts!!!"

Lin Xi's tears came out all at once.

Peacock was startled: "Are you okay, Shezhi!?"

Do I look okay?

Lin Xi was covering the scalp of her temples, while trying to express her current mood by rolling her eyes.

Peacock tangles.

He wants to forcefully separate this little guy from Shezhi, and Shezhi will definitely suffer (referring to the physical aspect).

But if he continues to watch this little guy take advantage of himself as a child, he will definitely suffer (psychologically).

So, to let go or not to let go?

This is a very deep question.

Lin Xi wasn't in the mood to think about such a philosophical question, so she yelled angrily——

"Let me go, Asura!"

A sound made everyone quiet down.

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi stared at Lin Xi for a while, and honestly let go of his hand for the first time.

"Ah puff..."

He turned back and buried himself in the peacock's arms very aggrieved, his small body twitched.

The peacock was at a loss for what to do when he felt the heat and humidity in his neck.

"He's crying." Peacock mouthed silently, "What should I do?"

Who knows-

"Wow...!"

The red-haired little dumpling who had been hugged by Jia Luo obediently all this time burst into tears.

Jia Luo hurriedly coaxed: "What's the matter, Heavenly King? Are you hungry too?"

Luo Sha said: "I think I was frightened by the loud voice just now."

Lin Xi glared at him angrily.

Rakshasa gave her back an angry expression, and shrugged indifferently.

Garuda raised a different opinion: "I think he may cry because his brother is crying, right?"

Yemo and Prajna, who also have brothers and sisters, nodded in agreement after hearing this.

Is that right?

Lin Xi dubiously looked back and forth between the two little dumplings.

In other words, in the comics, the king of heaven does have a bit of embarrassment towards Asura, even after being cut off by the half-brother, he didn't show any resentment...

Lin Xi sighed helplessly, and said to the black-haired little dumpling, "Okay, don't cry."

Sobbing, the black-haired Xiaotuanzi plunged deep into the peacock's embrace again.

Lin Xi couldn't help but "tsk", struggling and hesitating between the fear of becoming bald and the guilt of making a crying child, and stretched out her hands.

"Come here, Ashura."

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi trembled, and it took a while to turn his head carefully and slowly.

Lin Xi raised a smiling face and nodded to him.

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi looked at Lin Xi's face, then at Lin Xi's hand, with a somewhat uncertain expression on his face.

Lin Xi was like treating an insecure little animal, with full patience, she stretched out her hand and waited in mid-air.

finally--

"Ahhh..."

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi leaned towards Lin Xi's hand with red eye circles.

Lin Xi caught him firmly.

"Ah uh..."

As soon as the black-haired Xiaotuanzi got into Lin Xi's arms, he held onto her clothes tightly, for fear that she would yell at him to let go.

To be honest, Lin Xi was really not used to having children so close to her, and felt quite uncomfortable.

She cleared her throat, put the black-haired little ball on her lap, and supported his limp body with her hands.

"Listen well, we have three chapters of agreement now—"

Lin Xi raised a finger: "First, don't pull my hair if you don't agree with me, it hurts! You'll be bald!"

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi simply said: "Dah!"

Lin Xi raised another finger: "Second, you are not allowed to hit my chest without saying hello. If the function you need is not installed, hitting is useless!"

"Pfft!" Everyone sprayed rice.

The girls were fine, but the three boys didn't know whether they should laugh or be shy for a while, so they could only look at the sky and the ground in embarrassment, pretending to be temporarily deaf, and didn't hear Lin Xi's words just now.

The black-haired Xiaotuanzi was still hesitant at first, but after seeing the strange reactions of everyone and Lin Xi's serious look, he felt that even if he objected, it would have no effect, so he agreed with a dejected look.

"Dah..."

Lin Xi was very satisfied with his attitude, and raised a third finger: "The last one..."

"Uh--……"

What's the last thing to agree on? ? ?

The term "three chapters of the agreement" is just a habitual saying. Lin Xi really couldn't think of the three rules if she really wanted to set them up. After all, she had been with this black-haired little dumpling for less than a day!

Uh, after a long time, I didn't make any nonsense, so Lin Xi could only say: "Let's keep the third one for now, and I'll talk about it when I think of it later."

She leaned close to the black-haired Xiaotuanzi, stared at his Jin Tong, and said in an extremely serious tone: "Since you agreed, you must abide by it? Otherwise..."

"I'll spank your ass!"

Lin Xi thought, this is what your father agreed to, don't blame me! (spread hands)

At this time, King Ashura, who didn't know that he had inexplicably blamed his son, said, "Ah Choo! Ah Choo!"

He rubbed his nose: "Strange, I don't have a cold..."

After a pause, King Asura's eyes fell on the competing flowers outside the window.

"Could it be that you have a hay fever allergy?"

【small theater】

Review of the past——

King Asura: "Shezhi... If the person you have been protecting may kill you in the future, what will you do?"

Lin Xi: "I will stretch out my hand, do my best... and give his ass a hard hit!"

Back to the present-

King Ashura: I have a premise... (speechless looking at the sky)

Lin Xi: The wind is so strong that I didn't hear it! (cover ears)

The intruding Huang Subaru: You said all my words!

Lin Xi, the villain's success: Whoever says this thing gets the upper hand! XD

The author has something to say: Thank you Zhu Ban for pushing the little angel and the great Meow Master☆My friend Meow for throwing mines!

I saw a new face, Roar Chicken Jelly~