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The "Variety Show" song and dance troupe's performance at the Star Festival was a great success.

The Emperor of Heaven specially decreed that Lin Xi, the head of the song and dance troupe, as a representative, would go to Shanjian City to accept the award together with the generals of the expeditionary army who were crusading against monsters.

Standing among the crowd, Lin Xi felt extremely weak, pitiful, and helpless.

No, no, I said Comrade Tiandi, look, whether it is gender or identity, is it a bit out of place for you to put me here?

Or what?You always plan to bloom both style and style! ?

Tired Lin Xi could only listen patiently and listen to the Heavenly Emperor confer rewards one by one according to military merit from high to low.

As everyone in the song and dance troupe had expected, Di Shitian was named the new northern general, and his subordinate Bishamonten filled his vacancy and became one of the generals.

The others also had their own rewards, only King Asura, who was the chief general, only rewarded some gold, silver and jewels, which seemed a bit shabby in comparison.

However, Lin Xi could also understand what the Emperor of Heaven did. After all, King Asura was already considered a high-ranking official and celebrity in the entire Renli Heaven, so what else could he reward besides money and spiritual rewards?You can't give him the position of Emperor of Heaven, can you?

Thinking about it this way, it's not a good thing at first sight for an extreme minister.

After all, in this position, it can be said that "there is no seal, no reward".

"There is only death..."

Lin Xi couldn't help shaking his head and sighing as he looked at King Ashura, who was the only one who was qualified to stand at the head of the Heavenly Emperor and face the crowd.

Gradually, the rewards for the expeditionary army ended, and the Heavenly Emperor summoned Lin Xi out of the crowd.

He pointed at Lin Xi with a pleasing expression and said to the crowd: "All the officers and men who have been fighting outside may not know that we have produced a remarkable talented woman in Ren Litian. The performance you watched at the Star Festival was presented by her song and dance troupe."

There was a buzzing discussion among the people below.

Lin Xi felt a little bit like a light on her back.

Why does this feel so like being dragged by parents to show off in front of a group of relatives when I was a child?

She secretly glanced at the Heavenly Emperor and made up her mind.

——If you ask me to recite a poem or something later, I will definitely not do it!

Fortunately, there is no such "conventional" fixed program for the Spring Festival in the world of the Holy Tradition. The whispers of the Emperor and other people gradually disappeared, and then he opened his mouth and said:

"Your rehearsal of the musical is very good! I want to reward you!"

Lin Xi's eyes lit up with a "ding".

The Emperor of Heaven smiled and said: "You are a witch of the Asura tribe, and the head of the No. [-] song and dance troupe in Renlitian. You already have status and wealth, but it gives me a headache and I don't know what to give you... "

It's okay, I don't care!

Lin Xi shouted loudly in his heart.

As the saying goes, climbing is not afraid of the cold, and money is not burdening you——! (Breaking sound)

The Emperor of Heaven thought for a while and said, "Why don't you just do this."

He pointed at King Asura beside him and said with a smile, "Why don't I make the decision today and marry you to King Asura?"

Lin Xi: "..."

What kind of stuff——! ?

Lin Xi was so surprised that her eyeballs almost popped out.

But before she finished being shocked, a creepy feeling rose from behind Lin Xi, as if some unknown monster was staring at her, but she had no way to escape.

Lin Xi tremblingly turned her head to look in Di Shitian's direction, and then, she was horrified to find that Thunder God had returned home and Thunder Beast had come out!

Brother, you stole your wife from me (although it's almost the same), you want to chop me all over the ground, my fragile little heart can't bear it! ! !

But the obtuse Emperor of Heaven obviously didn't notice the turbulent undercurrent, and continued to smile and said: "I think it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, why not just today..."

"No no no no no no no..."

Lin Xi probably said all the "no" words in this life, and was afraid that if the Emperor of Heaven made a decision, she would be struck to death by lightning.

The Emperor of Heaven did not expect Lin Xi to refuse: "You say no? Don't you want to marry King Ashura?"

He looked at Lin Xi in surprise, as if he had never seen her before.

"why?"

"Uh……"

Because the son born from his marriage has no penis.

Lin Xi gritted her teeth tightly, avoiding the words that would cause King Asura to hack her to death with a knife.Her gums were sore when she let go from the strain.

But the Emperor's question had to be answered, and her answer had to satisfy the Emperor, so as not to make him feel ashamed...

Lin Xi suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

Speaking of which, why did the Emperor of Heaven suddenly remember to give her and King Ashura a marriage?

Lin Xi's brain cells were running crazily.

In fact, for the Emperor of Heaven, a small person like himself is not important at all. He proposed this so-called "reward" mainly for King Asura.

High position and weight, respected by thousands of people, powerful mana, wealth, and a face so beautiful that everyone, regardless of gender, age or age, is fascinated by it...

Wow, think about it this way, let alone the Emperor of Heaven, even I can't help but want to secretly give him a cold stick.

Lin Xi pondered.

According to her previous experience of watching TV dramas and novels about ancient courts, the emperor usually adopts two measures against such extremely threatening courtiers:

One is to support another force in the court to fight against him.

In this regard, the Heavenly Emperor has chosen to start with Di Shitian.

Lin Xi thought, I have to say, this is an extremely wrong decision, suspected to be made after staying up late for three days.

The second is to use other aspects such as in-laws to constrain him, such as choosing a wife who is not helpful for him.

In this regard, the Emperor of Heaven seems to have chosen himself who has nothing, no matter his background or backing.

Lin Xi thought...

What do you think? !

She just wants to hit someone now! ! !

Well, she worked hard for a long time, but not only the little Asura appeared, but now even King Asura's muscular uncle's wife can't hide from it? !

She's not a catcher! ! !

Lin Xi secretly thought, whether it is for her own life (from the perspective of Asura killing her mother), or for her own life (from the perspective of Di Shitian killing herself), she will defeat the wishful thinking of the Emperor of Heaven no matter what. !

Think about it, think about it...

How to give a lofty reason to the garbage results that have been caused, so that others can understand your original intention?

Concealing the sky and crossing the sea, besieging Wei and saving Zhao, turning against the guest, attacking the east and attacking the west, Li Daitao stiff... Now is the time to show the mighty and domineering "Sun Tzu's Art of War" by my flower planter!

——You grandsons, show me!

Lin Xi couldn't help but smile.

But she quickly adjusted her expression to a serious look that couldn't be more serious.

"You know God, it is a very sacred and yearning thing for a girl to wear a wedding dress. Every girl hopes that she will be the most beautiful bride. I believe you have also imagined that when your daughter Ji Xiangtian gets married What a beautiful and moving appearance..."

If you want the other party to agree with your point of view, you must first find the common ground between the two parties and arouse the resonance of the other party.

Sure enough, after Lin Xi finished speaking, he took a peek at the Emperor of Heaven who was lost in thought, and nodded subtly.

There is a door!

Lin Xi made persistent efforts.

"I always look forward to that day in my heart... But, in my imagination, the person standing next to me must not be King Asura!"

Raise the other party's appetite high, and then give him a strong reason that he has to believe.

Under the suspicious gazes of the Emperor of Heaven and everyone, Lin Xi pointed at King Ashura heartbroken.

"Because the king... is so handsome!"

Heavenly Emperor, Asura King and everyone: "!?"

"Just imagine that at the wedding, no matter how beautiful I dress up, I can't be more convincing than Wang's charm. Standing beside Wang, I am like a dim little star beside the bright moon. Xingzi..."

After talking about it, Lin Xi almost empathized with her and shed tears of sympathy for Shezhi in the book!The most anticipated sacred ceremony in life was completely ignored by everyone, and the only impression left was "Ah, compared to that human woman, we want to see King Asura in a wedding dress" or something, which is really unbelievable accept!

King Ashura can be regarded as the synonym of "perfect" in the heavens. Countless girls are in love with him either openly or secretly, and they are proud to marry him.

but……

The Emperor of Heaven took a deep look at Lin Xi who was standing respectfully with his head bowed below his eyes.

This human seems to have a different brain structure than ordinary people. Although the reason he said is the same as a joke, it is inexplicably convincing.

and……

Because in recent years, King Asura's reputation has become more and more famous, even surpassing him as the lord of the heavens. Today, I suddenly heard that he was rejected by a human woman, and I was a little excited~!

Thinking of this, the Heavenly Emperor even took a good look at Lin Xi.

He made a show of understanding, waved his hand and said, "Since that's the case, I didn't mean to force you, so just pretend I didn't say anything about it."

Of course, Lin Xi didn't know that the Emperor of Heaven had been going around in circles for so many times, but he just listened to him withdrawing his order, thanked him happily, and reminded the Emperor of Heaven that such things as rewards could be exchanged for gold, silver and jewelry. , she is not afraid of being called vulgar by others!

But the Emperor of Heaven obviously didn't have the same philistine thinking as her, so he didn't understand Lin Xi's meaning at all.He did not reward Lin Xi with gold, silver and jewelry, but gave her a mansion in Renlitian as a separate courtyard.

Lin Xi said that she was very worried, because the price of the house here is not as high as that of the flower planter, and this is a house rewarded by the Emperor of Heaven, so it cannot be sold at all! QQ

After all the meritorious deeds were rewarded, the Emperor of Heaven saw that there seemed to be nothing else to do, so he planned to let everyone "break up the meeting".

At this time, King Ashura suddenly walked up to the Emperor of Heaven and solemnly made a full salute.

"I have something to ask the Emperor of Heaven for permission."

The Emperor of Heaven, whose buttocks had left the seat slightly, sat back down again.

He squinted his eyes and looked at King Asura who was near him for a while, then slowly said:

"……Say."

Asura King's words are not amazing and endless.

"I invite the Emperor of Heaven to make my son 'Asura' the heir to the throne!"