What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

Facing King Asura's question, Di Shitian said without hesitation: "If it's for what I want, I can even change the position of the stars!"

This is!

Lin Xi felt that the flames all over her body were burning fiercely.

Unexpectedly, in this world without computers, mobile phones, and WiFi, I could still witness this classic scene in a twisted turn...

Sajia is worth it in this life! (><)

but……

Bridge Bean Sacks!If the two of them were allowed to communicate in such a harmonious way, wouldn't they be able to get themselves cannon fodder again? !

Lin Xi broke out in a cold sweat all of a sudden, not caring about being discovered, and gave Di Shitian a hint as if killing a chicken and wiping his neck.

(Almost done, brother!)

(I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry!)

(Did you forget that you accidentally called a chicken?)

Lin Xi's actions finally managed to attract the attention of King Ashura.

King Asura stopped what he was about to say, and looked at the bushes suspiciously: "...what's moving over there?"

Di Shitian, who was blinded by beauty, thought of Lin Xilai now, and while he turned sideways to block Ashura King's sight, he swiped his weapon vigorously against the top of the bush with half-truth and half-truth!

"Nothing." Di Shitian withdrew his weapon expressionlessly.

Seeing this, King Asura nodded, but he seemed to have no desire to continue, so he said hello and left.

Di Shitian watched King Asura's back disappear, then turned around and walked slowly to the bushes, and leaned over to take a look: I saw Lin Xi trembling in a posture similar to Ge You's paralyzed cat, the most touching thing Yes, even at the critical moment of life and death, she hadn't given up the food - the baked Bi Fang was safely protected in the barrier.

"People die for birds..." Di Shitian was obviously in a good mood, and even joked, "You are really good at protecting food."

Lin Xi jumped angrily: "Are you trying to kill me?!"

Just now the knife almost brushed against her scalp, and Lin Xi clearly saw a few unlucky hairs that were cut off pitifully and fell powerlessly before her eyes.

Di Shitian snorted coldly: "If I wanted to kill you, you would have already been torn apart and become the manure here."

This is intimidation!Lin Xi thought angrily.

A large hand was stretched out in front of her.

Lin Xi looked at the owner of the hand in bewilderment.

Di Shitian gestured for the baked bifang in Lin Xi's hand with his eyes, and waved his big hand up and down.

yo!You really think of yourself as an uncle and no one can provoke you, right?

Lin Xi really couldn't be provoked, her anger had been frightened into cholesterol.

Obediently handing over the hard-fought roasted meat, Lin Xi felt her heart ached to the point where she couldn't breathe.

Her pitiful appearance pleased Di Shitian very well.He happily took the roasted Bifang, and under Lin Xi's fiery gaze, he slowly tore off a piece of meat and put it into his mouth.

"..."

Returning the meat without hesitation, Di Shitian said coldly, "The rest is yours."

Hearing this, Lin Xi's eyes lit up several times with a "ding": "Really?! As expected of Master Di Shitian, he has such a broad mind that he has no friends!"

The corner of Di Shitian's mouth twitched, but he didn't say anything more.

Lin Xi took back the barbecue, secretly happy in her heart.Fortunately, she was so skilled that no seasoning was added when roasting. Presumably, this raw sacred bird meat is quite unsuitable to Di Shitian's taste.

After she finished her snickering, she realized that Di Shitian was still here!

Lin Xi hurriedly wiped her face, and said with a smile, "Ahem, what else do you have to do?"

Di Shitian looked at her leisurely, and said leisurely, "Watch you eat."

"..."

Lin Xi was so choked that she couldn't come up, and almost suffocated to death.

No, no, this isn't going right.

!Lin Xi wanted to cry without tears: If Di Shitian found out that she secretly hid the seasoning, she would definitely be buried in minutes as flower fertilizer and would evaporate; but if she wronged herself and insisted on eating this bland roasted bird meat , then why is she working so hard for half a day!

Lin Xi struggled as if she had been constipated for ten days.

Di Shitian looked at Lin Xi: her expression kept changing, which was very interesting.He suddenly understood why he wasted so much time here with a human being—the vigorous vitality emanating from this person was something he had never experienced during the hundreds of years in this peaceful and boring heaven. seen.

Look at this look full of small calculations. After getting used to those colleagues who put on false masks all day long and make people feel unappetizing, it is really fresh.

"Hey, I said..."

This time, he was about to open his eyes and talk nonsense again. Di Shitian didn't even realize it, and listened with some expectation, but the following content surprised him!

"You like King Asura, don't you?"

Lin Xi dropped a heavy bomb, and seeing Di Shitian's expression instantly changed, she knew that she had successfully diverted the other party's attention.

Sure enough, no matter what time and place it is, the news of his beloved is Di Shitian's first concern!

But the next step is the highlight, just like walking a high-altitude tightrope, if you say a word wrong, you may fall to pieces!

Di Shitian stared at Lin Xi with blazing eyes, which made Lin Xi feel like if his face were a door panel, two cat's eyes would be burnt out.Fortunately, her skin was comparable to that of a city wall, so apart from a bit of stiffness in her cheeks, Lin Xi didn't suffer any real damage.

"What's your plan?" Di Shitian asked coldly.

Lin Xi tidied up her appearance, looked straight at Di Shitian, and said solemnly, "Let me tell a story first."

"Once upon a time there was a monk named Fa Hai. He devoted himself to meditation, hoping that one day he would be able to realize the Dao. Until one day, he met Bai Suzhen, a snake spirit."

After a pause, she saw that Di Shitian didn't seem to be impatient and wanted to leave, so she continued: "Fahai fell in love with Bai Suzhen at first sight, but it's a pity that the monster has a different way, and under tremendous pressure, he never dared to reveal it to Bai Suzhen. But he was unwilling to stay outside Bai Suzhen's world forever, so he chased Bai Suzhen everywhere in the name of eliminating demons. Although Bai Suzhen hated him deeply because of this, Fa Hai thought he had become a For Bai Suzhen, the unique person, I am very happy. It is a pity that the good times don't last long..."

Lin Xi deliberately closed his mouth.

Di Shi Tianxia glanced at her subconsciously, but soon turned back unnaturally.

You are not wasting your saliva if you are listening.

Lin Xi persisted, and continued, "Later, Bai Suzhen ran into Xu Xian by the West Lake. The two hit it off and got married in a flash. By the time Fahai found out, Bai Suzhen was already pregnant..."

"Fahai is such a fucking idiot!" Di Shitian said coldly.

"Gah?"

Lin Xi knew that her current expression must be stupid, but she believed that even if another person heard Di Shitian, who was so cool and flamboyant, could utter such smooth and down-to-earth swearing, that person's reaction would be the same. Not necessarily better than myself.After all, it feels like seeing Sesshomaru doing a square dance, Lelouch doing Yangko twists, and Gilgamesh yelling "Sell my love"!

Di Shitian didn't seem to let go of his anger, and then said fiercely: "You obviously have a crush on someone else, but you dare not say a word, it's a waste of time! In the end, you will be a dispensable waste!"

Uh...why are you always so filled with righteous indignation?

Lin Xi's head was covered with black lines.The ignorant are really fearless. You must know that the ending of Di Shitian in the book is not much better than that of Fahai!

She couldn't help asking cautiously: "So, if you were Fa Hai, if Bai Su decided to marry Xu Xian, what would you do?"

Di Shitian glanced at Lin Xi, then turned his gaze forward again.After a while, he gently raised his hand, slowly spun half a circle, then made a fist, and then gave Lin Xi another cold look.

Lin Xi thought about his actions, and broke out in a cold sweat.

Di Shitian's... is clearly an act of breaking a person's neck!

Could it be that in the comics, Di Shitian clearly knew that the little Asura was going to kill Shezhi after he broke into Shanjian City, but he didn't take any measures, because he had the mentality of killing people with a knife to avenge his hatred of "taking his wife"?

The more Lin Xi thought about it, the more she felt that there was such a possibility.

No, she had to act quickly.

If the situation is allowed to continue to develop in the direction of comics, then she really has King Asura on the left who wants to "borrow his belly to give birth to a child", and Di Shitian on the right who wants to "quickly get rid of it"; Six Stars", the one who was waiting for an opportunity to assassinate was the little Asura who wanted to avenge his cruel mother...

Lin Xi couldn't help shivering.

Thinking about it this way, she is surrounded by dangers, hidden murderous intentions, turmoil, and wars, and she is alone in this foreign land with no relatives, no relatives, and no one to rely on. She is easily blamed and precarious!

Lin Xi fell into a low pressure that she couldn't extricate herself from.

But Di Shitian didn't notice it, and said slowly, "You're right, I like King Ashura very much, from the first time I saw him on the battlefield."

He closed his eyes, as if recalling the scene at that time.

"Holding the Asura Knife, he shuttled among the monsters, and everywhere he went was burning flames and splashing blood..."

... Is this guy a late-stage patient with the legendary Stockholm Syndrome?

Lin Xi looked at Di Shitian with unconcealed sympathy.

But Di Shitian misunderstood her meaning: "You want to say that I am wishful thinking and daydreaming about King Asura?"

Lin Xi shook her head again and again: "It's King Asura's blessing that you can fall in love with him."

How could Jiu Yao's prophecy come true so smoothly if you hadn't been pushed by "the only wife is obedient"?

Lin Xi silently added in her heart.

Di Shitian turned his head and looked at her deeply, so deep that Lin Xi couldn't help wondering whether this guy had finished talking about the secret and planned to kill someone to silence him and was about to call for help, Di Shitian actually showed an expression as if he saw someone of the same kind.

"Are you gay too?"

Lin Xi was horrified, and shook her head resolutely.

Di Shitian's expression froze: "Then you don't discriminate against homosexuals?"

Lin Xi's head was almost shaking like a rattle: "How could it be! I have never discriminated against homosexuals. You must know that this is a fine tradition of our great nation! Unlike other legends of ancestors who engage in heterosexuality such as Adam and Eve, our family can all Claiming to be the descendants of two men, Yandi and Huangdi!"

"Huangdi Yandi? Why haven't I heard of such a legend in the human world?" Di Shitian asked in confusion.

There are many legends that you don't know!Lin Xi thought disdainfully, if I told you everything from beginning to end, I would probably be able to compile a book of "Five Thousand and One Nights".

But that's not the point now.

Lin Xi said seriously: "Do you know why Fa Hai and Bai Suzhen BE, but Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying HE?"

"Who are Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying?"

"That's not important!" Lin Xi said decisively, "What's important is that Fa Hai single-handedly beat the boss, so it's a pity that he went to the street; but Zhang Sheng formed a mage 'Matchmaker' to buff, so he passed the level smoothly! "

Di Shitian frowned and looked at her, with a look of "do you understand?"

Lin Xi had no choice but to say more bluntly: "If you want to pursue King Ashura, you need an assist."

"Assists?"

Lin Xi nodded: "Convey your heart, carry a token, help cover up, matchmaking...the existence of omnipotence and omnipotence, this is an assist!"

She patted Di Shitian on the shoulder hard: "Your persistence has moved me. For the sake of love and justice, I decided to give you an assist for free and help you defeat King Ashura! Please don't run carelessly, brother! I I am optimistic about you~"

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