What should I do if I wear fat?Online wait, urgent!

After a full hundred days of fasting and bathing, the ceremony of the Ashura tribe finally began.

The Asura tribe is a nation that is in charge of the light, magic power and fire of the heavens, so the festival is also based on this theme.

Lin Xi and Jia Luo, as the witches performing the ceremony, have great responsibilities. They have rules in every word and deed, and they can't do any redundant things, which makes Lin Xi's SAN value plummet.

Finally, when it was over, Lin Xi touched the gemstone on his forehead with a depressed mood: it seemed to have merged into his own flesh and blood, with a slightly warm temperature.

King Ashura, who had just presided over the ceremony, explained in a warm voice: "...take out your soul and store it in this spirit stone, and the two of you will enjoy a lifespan as long as the gods. As long as the spirit stone is not destroyed, Even if you are fatally injured, as long as you have a breath, there is room for recovery, so you must protect it!"

This...why does it sound so familiar?

Lin Xi slowly put down her hands, and searched for keywords in her mind: a persuasive tone, only telling half the truth, for your good lines...

A cute and well-behaved white creature with round red eyes and a long soft tail came to mind slowly...

——Come on, sign a contract with me to become a horse monkey shochu bar!

Lin Xi suddenly turned her head to look at King Ashura: "Qiubi!?"

King Asura: "?"

Looking at King Ashura's puzzled yet polite smile, Lin Xi could only feel her eyelids twitching wildly.

It's over, it's over, no matter how leisurely I am, I will definitely be "killed by the plot"!Action must be taken as soon as possible, Di Shitian, where have you gone wild, take your man away quickly! ! !

But King Asura obviously felt that Lin Xi's eyelids were not twitching enough, otherwise why would he invite Lin Xi to take a walk with him?

Now Lin Xi's eyelids are not only twitching, but her brain is also "jumping".

"Uh... I mean King Asura," Lin Xi tried to make her smile not so forced, "You've been busy all day, aren't you tired? It's better to go back and rest early!"

"It's okay, I'm not tired." King Asura smiled gently.

You are not tired and I am still tired!

Lin Xi rolled her eyes covertly, then turned around and continued to apologize with a smile: "But staying up late is the enemy of beauty! If Wang's appearance is damaged, even if it is only 0.001%, it will be a great loss to girls all over the world. !"

King Asura raised his eyebrows: "Is that so?"

Lin Xi nodded vigorously, for fear that King Ashura would not believe it.

Unexpectedly, King Asura suddenly changed the subject: "You have a good relationship with Di Shitian?"

"..."

Lin Xi turned her head "quack, quack", "Where did you see that?"

"For hundreds of years, you are the first person I have met who can have a good conversation with Di Shitian. He even invited you to visit the martial arts meeting of the Leibu."

That's because our common goal is all about how to let Di Shitian overthrow you!

But this cannot be said directly.

"Um... There are very deep philosophical reasons here, specifically..."

"Because you are special."

"……Eh?"

Lin Xi looked up at King Ashura in a daze. He casually picked up a strand of his long hair and held it affectionately.

"I can understand Di Shitian, there are too few lively and interesting people like you around us..."

"I've been... watching you, Shezhi."

King Ashura's smile made the moonlight pale, and Lin Xi's alarm bells rang out all over his body under his deep eyes that could almost drown people!

This guy's conspiracy is going to ruin him! ?

"Shezhi?"

King Asura looked at the girl in front of him. He could see a moment of amazement and appreciation in her eyes, but he couldn't see the heartbeat. What's more, after the amazement, those black eyes quickly rose to fullness. alert.

Under such a cold gaze, he couldn't say a word of what he planned to say next.

Lin Xi watched King Asura, who was a head taller than her, silently weighed each other's force value in her heart, then desperately gave up the means of violent escape, and instead tried to resist this powerful "enemy" with eyesight and willpower.

Fuck, my eyes are so sore that I want to blink! ! !

Suddenly, King Asura lowered his head, and the distance between the two of them was so close that they could hear their breath.

Lin Xi's whole body was stiff, and just about to explode, she heard King Ashura asking softly:

"Are you afraid of me?"

Lin Xi was silent for a moment, nodded, and quickly shook her head again.

King Asura's eyes became meaningful, and he sized up Lin Xi with his golden eyes for a while, then stood up straight and said, "The wind is getting colder, I'll take you back."

》》》》》》"Midnight, Leibu

Di Shitian was woken up from the bed by Lin Xi's series of fatal calls.

He looked at the "Leaf of the Rumored Tree" in his hand with a dark face, deeply feeling that it was a big mistake for him to hand over this long-distance communication magic weapon to Lin Xi.

"It's only past midnight..." Di Shitian's tone was full of gnashing of teeth.

But Lin Xi couldn't care about this now, she cut to the chase and said, "You have to take King Ashura down as soon as possible!"

It is said that strong girls are afraid of entanglement, King Ashura is simply the MAX version of entanglement, let him use a few "big tricks" on himself, let alone her life, Lin Xi feels that he may not even be able to keep his integrity !

It is a great test of Lin Xi's willpower to let the face control dog reject the beauty of the prosperous age!And Lin Xi felt that the biggest weakness was lack of willpower! QQ

Di Shitian was silent for a while, and finally replied: "...how do you take it down?"

"Threats and lures, both soft and hard!" Lin Xi said bluntly, although the methods are a bit radical, but extraordinary measures must be taken in special times!

"..."

"..."

Both sides fell into a strange silence at the same time, and finally——

"Don't tell me, you just had an idea, you woke me up in the middle of the night without even a plan..." Di Shitian sneered twice, his horror level was almost equal to the midnight bell.

"Ha, ha," Lin Xi laughed dryly, and had to admit that he was indeed frightened by King Ashura's sudden actions, so he recklessly wanted to draw this "beautiful beauty" to the east as soon as possible.

She hurriedly added, "Actually, I have a lot of thoughts in my heart..."

Di Shitian said: "Stop thinking about it, just talk about it."

Lin Xi: "I'm about to say."

Di Shitian: "Then tell me."

Lin Xi: "Speak without interrupting me."

Di Shitian: "..."

Lin Xi scratched the back of her head, and asked seriously: "Can you beat King Ashura?"

Di Shitian was silent for a while, and said, "I am about the same strength as the Four Heavenly Kings."

Lin Xi: "Oh!"↑

"King Asura is much more powerful than the Four Heavenly Kings."

Lin Xi: "Oh..."↓

cut!Just say that you can't beat it. What kind of game is A equal to B, and B is less than C, so A is less than C!

Hey, wait a minute...

Lin Xi suddenly realized that since Di Shitian couldn't defeat King Asura, he must be hopeless. Could it be that in the original book... Di Shitian was the one below! ?

Lin Xi rubbed her chin and laughed obscenely.

On this side, Di Shitian felt a sudden chill on his back, and couldn't help touching a thin quilt to put on.

"What are you laughing at?"

"No?" Lin Xi's voice was slightly sympathetic, "I was just thinking, big brother dei, have you really suffered? >A<"

Di Shitian: "???"

Because of the desperate gap in force value, the hard way of coercion is impossible, and the only thing left is...

"Come softly, go to lure..."

Lin Xi thought, for King Asura, the biggest temptation is to have a son, that's why in the original book he married Shezhi without saying a word, and now he intends to seduce himself with beauty...

Simply use yourself as a "bait" and use your tricks...

"That's it!"

Di Shitian, who was unconsciously wandering because of the long silence of the caller, was startled by Lin Xi's high-pitched voice.

"What are you crazy about?"

Lin Xi pretended to be mysterious and said, "Do you know what 5W is?"

"..."

Di Shitian sighed and said, "Do you know what I'm thinking about?"

Lin Xi choked for a moment, and said, "How would I know?"

Di Shitian said unhurriedly: "When you woke me up in the middle of the night when you went crazy, I had the idea of ​​chopping you to death with one palm."

"..."

"When I found out that you were really just crazy and had no feasible plan, I thought it would be too cheap to kill you directly, and it would be better to hack you all over the ground."

"........."

"Just when you were startled by another convulsion just now..." Di Shitian let out a long breath.

Lin Xi felt that her little heart was trembling with this tone and couldn't touch it to the bottom.

She swallowed hard, and asked tremblingly, "What do you want?"

"I have a feeling that I want to go back to the past and hack your own self who was going crazy from time to time to deal with it that day!"

"..."

"Now do you know what I think?"

"understood……"

"It's good to know, let's talk about your plan now."

"..."

This is naked|naked|naked threat!

Lin Xi clutched her little heart that had been frightened to jump out of three long and two short rhythms, and said in a deliberate manner: "When planning a job, you must consider the time (when), place (where), person (who), reason (why) and specific content (what) ) five elements, that is, 5W.”

"Hmm." Although Di Shitian didn't understand why it was called 5W, it didn't prevent him from listening carefully.

"The day after tomorrow is Jixiangtian's birthday. Shanjian City will be very lively. I can take this opportunity to ask King Ashura out..."

"Huh?" Di Shitian heard something.

"Unfortunately, King Asura encountered an 'emergency', and you happened to appear. The righteousness is awe-inspiring, and the hero saves the beauty! Raw rice is cooked, and lovers will finally get married!"

"Hmm..." Di Shitian had a bad feeling, "What do you mean by 'emergency'?"

Lin Xi rubbed her hands, and her voice suddenly became very obscene: "Of course, it will appear more or less in various story versions. It is a must-have artifact for traveling at home, wandering the rivers and lakes, and hunting for adventures—"

The bad premonition in Di Shitian's heart became stronger.

"Spring—medicine—ah——!!!"

What Lin Xi answered was a silence that lasted almost forever.

Lin Xi was a little confused by the other party's silence: "I know this method is very powerful, and you admire it so much, but can you give me a little response? It's rude to hang up the phone without saying a word!"

Di Shitian said speechlessly: "Compared with admiration, I want to see clearly what's in your human brain?"

Lin Xi wondered, "What are you going to see?" X-rays are emitted from the eyes?

Di Shitian frowned: "Are you reminding me that next time I see you, remember to split your head open first?"

Lin Xi was angry: "Can you stop worrying about how to hack me to death? I'm your only assist!"

Di Shitian snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Lin Xi smirked "hehehe" and said, "Let me tell you what you think of my plan?"

Di Shitian said flatly, "Where can I find the aphrodisiac?"

Lin Xi's laughter disappeared.

After a while, she said sincerely: "You are responsible for this part, okay?"

Di Shitian said leisurely, "Do you still remember my previous thoughts?"

The one who chopped her all over the place?

Lin Xi said solemnly: "...I remember."

Di Shitian sighed very clearly: "What did you make me think just now? The wind is too strong at night, I can't hear clearly."

Lin Xi smiled wildly: "It's nothing, nothing! Where there is any problem that needs you to think about, I will come, I will come! I like thinking about problems the most, haha! Hahahaha!"

Di Shitian smiled and nodded: "Then leave it to you."

In the harmonious atmosphere of Yin and Yin on both sides, Lin Xi quietly raised her middle finger at Di Shitian's shameless behavior of only talking but not doing anything.

The author has something to say: "Seduction | Temptation" is also a sensitive word, okay, this is understandable.

But ah...

After the system automatically blocked it, the summary of this chapter became even more dirty, okay? (cover face and laugh)