Dress up as scum and attack your favorite husband [farming]

"My son may not have seen it before, but that is Her Royal Highness the Queen."

Xue Wenhan said he was a commoner, and he was not allowed to be called His Highness, so the father-in-law changed his name to the son.

The queen is a man, and if people don't call him his empress, the emperor ordered all the officials to call him His Highness the Queen.

Now it is called that in the palace and outside the palace, and it is a habit for the father-in-law to also call it.

No wonder the one who fascinated the emperor was indeed a beauty.

Xue Wenhan thought in his heart, but what he said was: "So it's the queen." After speaking, Xue Wenhan closed his mouth.

It is basically common sense to talk less in the palace.

Xue Wenhan didn't say anything, but the father-in-law also understood, and found a topic to introduce to Xue Wenhan the scenery on the roadside with no scenery. When he was about to reach the Qianyuan Hall, he whispered to Xue Wenhan about the emperor's preferences, and asked Xue Wenhan to pay attention and not make a fuss about what he saw. .

Xue Wenhan was a little surprised, but he didn't ask any further questions. After thanking him, his father-in-law went in to report.

Standing at the door, with the cold wind blowing by, Xue Wenhan suddenly discovered that the winter in the capital city was actually so cold. In his memory, he always thought that the winter in the capital city was very warm.

It seems that memory sometimes cannot be true.

The father-in-law came back quickly, and there was a long "Xuan" sound, which was a familiar smell in Xue Wenhan's memory.

Smiling, Xue Wenhan raised his foot and went in. After walking through two doors, he finally arrived at Qianyuan Hall, where Xue Haoyu worked.

"Crassman Xue Wenhan pays homage to my emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live." Xue Wenhan said in his mouth, but in his heart, if he really wanted to live long, he would not be an old monster.

Scared a bunch of people to death.

Perhaps because he had been sitting on the throne for a long time, Xue Haoyu was calmer than Xue Wenhan imagined, and said "flat voice" to greet the eunuch to give Xue Wenhan a seat.

Then he asked in a calm and unhurried manner: "What do you mean you can make a man pregnant?"

"..."

Didn't you investigate me?Don't you know that I can make wood with special functions?

But the emperor's heart is a needle in the sea.

God knows what he was thinking.

Xue Wenhan said the matter respectfully, Xue Haoyu listened, and the emotion on his face finally changed, "Can you really make a man pregnant?"

"Just find the kind of tree I told you about." Xue Wenhan said.

"I sent someone to look for it." The emperor said, feeling a little agitated, but he concealed it very well.

Looking at it like that, Xue Wenhan felt that he would not miss his bean cake any more in a short time, and he was relieved but also a little happy.

The happy result was that the emperor stayed for dinner at night.

Xue Wenhan evaded it for a while, but he didn't evade it, and he didn't dare to take the emperor's face too seriously, so he could only bite the bullet and agree.

During the meal, Xue Wenhan finally saw the queen, wearing a moon-white dress and a bright red cloak, which was what Xue Wenhan was wearing when he saw it outside.

The queen came in suddenly, let alone notified, she came in without even knocking on the door.

Probably because he didn't know Xue Wenhan was there, he shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Junior brother, I'm starving to death, when will I eat..." Before finishing the meal, he was taken aback when he saw Xue Wenhan.

Then he asked Xue Haoyu: "This is..."

"Big Emperor's son, Xue Wenhan." Xue Haoyu explained to him.

Xue Wenhan hurriedly stood up and saluted him: "Cao Min pays homage to Her Majesty the Queen, Your Majesty is a thousand years old."

"You are Xue Wenhan?" The queen was a little surprised, walked over in a few steps, and stretched out her hand to help Xue Wenhan, "Get up, don't be so polite with me."

He said that he was very casual, without airs at all, the casual Xue Wenhan even had the feeling that he was not in the palace, but in a certain martial arts sect.

I almost couldn't help laughing.

But before he could laugh out loud, the queen put him aside and asked Xue Haoyu: "Have you finished reviewing the memorial? When will you eat? I'm about to starve to death."

Xue Wenhan stood like a quail, listening to the two of them talking.

The eunuchs around him were probably used to his behavior, and there was nothing unusual about him.

Suddenly, Xue Wenhan thought of Eunuch Liu—the one who announced the decree to him, what he said to him when he came in: "When you come to Qianyuan Hall, no matter what you see, don't make a fuss."

Xue Wenhan didn't know that the queen was like this at the time.

Hearing what Eunuch Liu said, although he had thought about it, he didn't take it to heart after he came in and saw the emperor. Now it seems that this is probably what Eunuch Liu said.

Xue Haoyu ordered the eunuch to pass on the meal, and then said to the queen: "I just told Wen Han to stay in the palace and eat together."

He used me for the queen, not me.

And the attitude is very good, very gentle and pampering, without any impatience, completely different from the attitude towards Xue Wenhan, who is tired of Xue Wenhan, who feels that he and Su Ri'an are little witches and great witches in front of them.

Totally incomparable.

"Okay, it's still lively when there are many people." The queen said with a natural attitude, obviously already used to the emperor treating him like this.After finishing speaking, he suddenly turned his face and asked Xue Wenhan: "Wen Han, what would you like to eat, let the cook make it for you?"

"I can do it." Xue Wenhan even forgot the honorifics when he was mine.

The queen didn't notice it herself, or she didn't take it seriously when she found out. Balabala pulled the emperor to talk, which was a typical chatterbox.

Xue Wenhan suddenly admired the emperor, if he met such a talkative daughter-in-law, he would probably go crazy every day.

But according to Eunuch Liu, the two have been together for more than ten years.

That is to say, they secretly hooked up while they were still in the temple.

Thinking about it this way, Xue Wenhan felt that it was really nothing for him to marry Su Ri'an, a brother who did not meet the current people's aesthetics.

When the royal family eats, they pay attention to eating without saying a word.

But the queen has been babbling since she came to the table, and she didn't intend to set an example in front of him, a junior. Fortunately, he swallowed what was in his mouth every time he spoke.

The emperor was probably used to it, listening to him speak without blinking his eyelids, occasionally answering him with "um", "okay", "yes", etc. Just this one sentence, the queen can talk for most of the day.

Xue Wenhan also admired him.

It may be that the emperor didn't want the queen to know about the man's pregnancy. When Xue Wenhan just raised his head when he was leaving, the emperor interrupted him and changed the subject.

Seeing the emperor like that, Xue Wenhan knew without guessing that he didn't want to talk, and followed the emperor's words to change the subject.

After leaving.

When Xue Wenhan came home, Su Ri'an hadn't eaten yet and was waiting for him.

"Why don't you eat first?" Seeing a table of cold food, Xue Wenhan frowned slightly.

"I thought you were coming back."

"I'm sorry." Xue Wenhan walked over and hugged him. The emperor asked me to eat, and I couldn't shirk it.

"It's okay." Su Ri'an hugged him back, shook his head, and urged Xue Wenhan, "Go let them warm up." When buying the yard, Xue Wenhan also bought a servant.

Those servants had a lot of etiquette, which made Su Rian feel like a turtle, so he didn't want to order them around.

Xue Wenhan didn't know what he was thinking, and thought he was too lazy to move, so he said "um", and went out and called "Sister Liu" to ask her to take out the dishes and warm them up before bringing them in again.

Aunt Liu was taken aback for a moment, and wanted to say something, but Xue Wenhan had already turned around and asked Su Ri'an, "Is the child asleep?"

"Well, I just fell asleep."

"Where's the beans? Have you eaten yet?"

Su Ri'an pointed to the two leftover plates at the corner of the table: "Eat some, and then go to sleep."

At this time, Mrs. Liu had already taken away all the food on the table, Xue Wenhan sat down beside Su Ri'an, and told him: "Next time, if I come back late, don't wait for me."

Su Rian let out a "hmm" and hesitated for a long time before saying, "I'm not used to them..."

Aunt Fu and Uncle Fu at home and Zhou Shu are servants, but they don’t treat them as servants. Except for working and eating, everyone is very casual at other times. For example, they can sit together and hold the soles of their shoes. For example, when Aunt Fu cleaned the yard, he would help if he was free.

For another example, when Uncle Fu went to work, he would pick wild fruits for Douzi when he came back.

It's very human.

But for these people, Su Ri'an couldn't say what he felt, just felt very uncomfortable.

Just like today, he was hungry in the afternoon and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

That Mrs. Liu said to him, "Master, if you want to eat anything, just call us and we'll bring it to you. That's why you come into the kitchen."

Her tone made Su Ri'an very uncomfortable.

Also in the evening, he said that he would eat together when Xue Wenhan came back. Mrs. Liu said that she should not eat too late at night, as eating too late would be bad for her health, and that Douzi was so young, so she should not eat it late.

Su Ri'an didn't know if eating late would be bad for his health, but he knew that her tone made him feel bad.

You look condescending, why don't you know anything, what a bumpkin, I'll teach you, for your own good.

Su Ri'an felt particularly awkward.

Suddenly I miss Aunt Fu. Sometimes when he does something wrong, Aunt Fu will tell him, but Aunt Fu's tone is very good, and he is very happy to be guided by Aunt Fu.

But this man...

Su Ri'an was a little angry.

When Xue Wenhan asked him "what's the matter", Su Ri'an suddenly raised his head, met Xue Wenhan's eyes, and said, "I want to send her away."

"Who?" Xue Wenhan was taken aback for a moment, then glanced outside the door, and asked, "Sister-in-law Liu?"

"En." Su Ri'an nodded, then hugged Xue Wenhan: "You don't agree?"

Xue Wenhan smiled, raised his hand and patted him on the back: "What do you think?"

"I said you must listen to me."

"Then ask."

"Then you go and tell her to go back tomorrow." Su Ri'an said, as if thinking of something, and asked, "Did you hire or buy them?"

"Hired." Xue Wenhan said.

He thought that they would not stay in the capital for a long time, and it was not worthwhile to buy a few servants, so he hired a few.

"That's good, that's good." Su Ri'an breathed a sigh of relief, "If you bought it, it would be too bad to send it back in a day."

Xue Wenhan was amused by his words of a money fan: "How much to buy a servant, let's see if you are a money fan."

"Even if it's less, it's my hard-earned money. Of course, I should save it."

Xue Wenhan smiled and said to him: "Grandet." Su Ri'an asked what he meant, and Xue Wenhan said, "Praise you."

"Your tone doesn't sound right." They've been together for so long, and he still doesn't know Xue Wenhan, just the look in the eyes and the tone, it doesn't sound like a compliment.

Xue Wenhan didn't explain any more, but told him: "You can deal with the repatriation."

After speaking, he was afraid that Su Ri'an would be angry, and explained again: "You will definitely encounter this kind of thing in the future, do you have to solve it every time? Don't be afraid, they are nothing to be afraid of, you are the one who pays for it Yes, you are the master, don't put the cart before the horse, huh?"

"Ok."

Su Ri'an was a little frustrated, hugged Xue Wenhan with a sullen face, and called out "Husband" coquettishly.

"Don't worry." Xue Wenhan patted him on the back: "No matter what happens, I will be there. You just need to let go and do it. Don't be afraid, there is nothing to be afraid of."

Su Rian let out a "hmm".

He was suddenly at a loss when he came to a big place from a small place.

If this kind of thing happened on the other side of the house, he would definitely drive people out on the spot, but here he is always a little timid.

Now, Xue Wenhan said that, it seemed to give him a reassurance.

Suddenly he was not timid.

The next day, Su Ri'an really sent Mrs. Liu and another middle-aged man back in a decisive manner. When Su Ri'an said to let them go, the two were particularly shocked.

I couldn't believe it.

Aunt Liu even questioned Su Ri'an: "Do you know if you deported our master?"

Probably it was Xue Wenhan who gave him the courage, Su Ri'an actually raised his head and replied unceremoniously to her after hearing what Mrs. Liu said: "Who gave you the confidence to make you think that your husband cares about how many servants will stay? "

Mrs. Liu was still a little unconvinced, as if she wanted to say something, but the man who was sent away with her left without waiting for her.Mrs. Liu was still a little unconvinced, as if she wanted to say something, but the man who was sent away with her left without waiting for her.

When Aunt Liu saw that she was alone, she lost a lot of momentum in an instant, and finally gave Su Ri'an a hard look, and left.

As a result, she hadn't taken two steps when she heard Xue Wenhan's voice coming from her side, he said: "If you don't want your eyeballs, I can dig them out for you."

Aunt Liu was startled, called "Master" and then fled as if to leave.

Xue Wenhan glanced at her with some disgust.

I was very peaceful in front of him, I didn't expect...

Walking over, Xue Wenhan took Su Ri'an's hand: "I made you wronged."

With a bad breath, Su Ri'an was very happy, he didn't feel wronged at all, and quickly shook his head: "No wronged." The two entered the room after speaking.

"I'll take you to Yashi tomorrow. You can choose who you want. We can buy a few people at that time. It doesn't cost much anyway." ...

"Well, good." He hasn't been to Yashi yet, and he really wants to see it.

As soon as Su Ri'an finished speaking, he heard the voice of Uncle Xu who was the only one who was not sent back from outside the door: "Master, there is a young master outside the door looking for you."

Hearing the voice, Su Ri'an turned to look at Xue Wenhan: Who?

Xue Wenhan shrugged, "I don't know either."

He has only been here for two days, and he is busy with other things, so he has no time to go out and meet people. As for the people "Xue Wenhan" knew before... Not to mention that it has been so many years, with his current status as a commoner, he should also No one would come to visit him.

Xue Wenhan really couldn't think of it.

Shrugging his shoulders, he said, "I don't know who it is..." After speaking, Xue Wenhan asked Uncle Xu, "Did you say who it was?"

"Yes." Xu Bo said hastily: "The young master said that you met yesterday."

"Meet it yesterday?" Xue Wenhan muttered, probably guessing who it was.

He hurriedly said, "Please come in." Then he said to Su Ri'an, "Maybe it's the queen." He pulled Su Ri'an out to welcome him.

Sure enough, the person standing outside the door was the queen.

It's just that the queen is alone.

Looks like it sneaked out.

As soon as he saw Xue Wenhan, he said, "Your home is so hard to find. It took me a long time to find someone to find it."

"..." Is this long?

It has only been one night and one morning since I came out of the palace yesterday, and you have found out where I live, and it is still hard to find.

Xue Wenhan didn't know what to say.

I wanted to kneel down to pay my respects, but the queen had already pulled them back, and then dragged the two of them into the house, who were more masters than his master.

But with this contact, Xue Wenhan also discovered that the queen's martial arts should be good.

At least better than him.

Because when he and Su Ri'an knelt just now, the queen was nearly two meters away from them, but before they knelt down, he came in front of them and held them back.

Xue Wenhan felt ashamed that he couldn't do this speed.

Not only the speed, but also the strength of his hands, which made Xue Wenhan wonder who was going up or down with the emperor.

After being pulled into the main room and closing the door, the queen finally let them go, then made a booing gesture and said, "I escaped, so there is no need to salute."

"..." Xue Wenhan & Su Ri'an.

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I want to tell you. Don't call me queen outside, just call me...call me uncle. You are the emperor's nephews, so you are right to call me uncle."

"..."

Looking at the face in front of him that looked younger than himself, Xue Wenhan realized that he would be speechless for a while.

On the other hand, Su Ri'an obediently called "Uncle" when he heard the Queen's words.

"So cute." The queen said, even pinching Su Ri'an's face with her hands, Xue Wenhan exploded.

He was not an ancient person, and he didn't have a strong sense of dignity. When he saw the queen's actions, he immediately turned black and stepped in front of Su Ri'an, blocking Su Ri'an behind him.

The queen was not angry either, "hahahaha" smiled.

The smile was very hearty, and Xue Wenhan's face became darker and darker.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you guys anymore." After speaking, he took out a pair of jade pendants from his sleeves and handed them to Xue Wenhan: "A gift for the two of you to meet."

Xue Wenhan glanced at it. The jade pendants were of high quality, and even rarer was a pair.

Not for nothing, I immediately took the jade pendant with my hand, and at the same time pulled Su Ri'an and said, "Thank you, uncle." Since you let me call you uncle, it's impolite.

If it was given as a queen, they would have to kneel on the ground to thank for the reward.

If it's uncle, thank you verbally.

After Xue Wenhan finished speaking, Su Ri'an quickly followed suit, "Thank you, Uncle."

"You're welcome, sit down." The queen seemed to be in his house, without the slightest sense of being a guest.

After Xue Wenhan and the others sat down, the queen finally looked like a queen, "I came to see you today for something."

Xue Wenhan didn't speak, he knew that with the Queen's talkativeness, even if he didn't speak, he could keep on talking.

Sure enough, after finishing that sentence, the queen continued to ask without waiting for Xue Wenhan's answer: "I heard that you can make wooden utensils with special functions?"

"Yes." Xue Wenhan said.

"Do you have it in stock? Let me see." As soon as the queen finished speaking, Su Ri'an volunteered to stand up: "I'll go get it."

He liked this casual queen very much. He didn't see any emotion like contempt or contempt in his eyes, which was much better than those two servants yesterday.

Su Ri'an has a good impression of him.

Hearing Su Ri'an's words, Xue Wenhan gave a face-saving "Yes", and the queen raised her eyebrows.

Then I asked Xue Wenhan some things about the wooden tools with special functions, and Xue Wenhan answered him one by one.

Until Su Ri'an came back with a bracelet.

Seeing Su Ri'an holding a bracelet in his hand, Xue Wenhan's forehead twitched a few times. I've never seen you so honest before.

It's enough to let him feel the warm or cool down.

Actually took one of each.

And when they came, they only brought two of each.

This stupid kid.

Xue Wenhan didn't know what to say about him.

Su Ri'an put all the bracelets on the table, took the warm one, and handed it to the queen: "Uncle, touch this, this one is for keeping warm."

Uncle called very naturally, as if he had completely forgotten that the person in front of him was the queen.

However, the behavior of the queen really made it impossible to connect him with the queen.

No wonder Su Ri'an was like this.

After passing the warm hand to the queen, Su Ri'an picked up the cooling bracelet and handed it to the queen. The queen touched and touched the bracelet, saying, "It's amazing."

After chanting, he pointed to the bracelet on the table and asked Su Ri'an: "This keeps warm, and this one cools down. What are the effects of these?"

Su Ri'an introduced them one by one. When it came to pear flower wood to enhance physical fitness, nanmu to relieve fatigue, and red sandalwood to soothe the nerves, the queen was so excited that she could not wait to eat Xue Wenhan with burning eyes, and said twice in a row, "These few It works well."

Then I asked Xue Wenhan: "Wen Han, do you have anything to do recently? If not, can you help the emperor make some wooden tools to strengthen his physique, relieve fatigue and soothe his nerves? He reads memorials until late at night every day..." Speaking of which, the queen sighed, and the excitement finally subsided: "I don't understand those things, and I can't help him much. If you make him some wooden utensils with special functions, I will be very grateful to you."

"Okay." Xue Wenhan said: "When I came to the capital, I wanted to make a wooden set for you and Your Majesty after I came to the capital, but you brought it up before I had time to speak."

Xue Wenhan liked the queen's attitude of not bullying others.

If the queen used power to suppress him, maybe he would do it, but he would definitely not put his heart into it.But the queen said so, plus the pair of jade pendants he gave them before.

With Xue Wenhan's eyesight, although the jade pendant is not priceless, it is definitely more than a thousand pieces of gold.

Therefore, he is absolutely worthy of making a set of wooden furniture for the emperor. Maybe he can even get the plaque of the best carpenter in the world bestowed by the emperor.

——Of course, the latter is what Xue Wenhan thought.

After agreeing to the Queen, Xue Wenhan did not refuse the Queen saying that he would solve the timber problem.

He doesn't have much power in the capital now, and it's inconvenient to buy wood. The queen is willing to buy it, so he is naturally happy and leisurely.

The queen is worthy of being a queen. On the afternoon of the second day after Xue Wenhan and his family left, they prepared the wood Xue Wenhan needed, and sent eunuchs to inform Xue Wenhan that afternoon that work could start.

The next morning, Xue Wenhan went out early in the morning.

Xue Wenhan rode a horse, and the horse was sent by the queen.

Along with the horse, there is also a waist card for entering and leaving the palace.

Therefore, Xue Wenhan easily entered the palace, and then went to the empress' bedroom.

It stands to reason that a man Xue Wenhan is not allowed to enter the harem, but Xue Haoyu's harem is only one person, and he is still a big man with super force.

There is nothing to be ashamed of.

After arriving at the queen's bedroom, the queen didn't even give Xue Wenhan a cup of tea, so she took Xue Wenhan to the cold palace - because he piled all the wood in the cold palace.

Hearing what the queen said, Xue Wenhan thought he had got all the wood in order.

After arriving in the cold palace, Xue Wenhan discovered that there was only rosewood on the ground.

Xue Wenhan "..."

The queen laughed awkwardly, and then said: "I have already asked people to buy the others. You can make red sandalwood first. I remember that red sandalwood is used to calm the nerves. Your Majesty, he has light sleep recently and needs this kind of stuff."

"For peace of mind..." Xue Wenhan paused, and then asked the queen: "Then I'll make a pillow. If the pillow is placed under the head, the effect will be better."

"I don't understand, you just watch." The queen is not a person who pretends to understand, he just said when he didn't understand.

She doesn't look like a queen at all.

Looking at him, Xue Wenhan thought to himself, fortunately Xue Haoyu is the only one who likes him, and he is the only master in the harem, otherwise... with his personality, he probably won't survive two episodes.

When I think about it, I still have to ask: "What about the pattern? Do you have any special requirements?"

Hearing Xue Wenhan's words, the queen paused, as if thinking of something, she didn't speak for a long time.

Xue Wenhan looked at him, and saw that the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he laughed out loud at the end, saying, "Acacia, acacia."

After finishing speaking, seeing Xue Wenhan looking at him, he paused and asked, "Can it be done?" The flowers of Albizia juliensis are too finely divided, and carving should be a test of skill.

"It can be done, but it will take a long time." Xue Wenhan said, it is easy to carve acacia flowers casually, but can you give them to the emperor casually?

"As long as it can be engraved, as long as it can be engraved, it must be acacia." Completely ignored Xue Wenhan's sentence "it will take a long time." '

Hearing what he said, Xue Wenhan didn't say anything more.

Just tell him: "Pillows are used to calm the nerves, think about it again, what other things need to be made, and what effects need to be made."

"Okay." The Queen agreed.

Then he spoke a few words with Xue Wenhan, gave Xue Wenhan some carpenters and eunuchs to help, and left with his own people.

After the queen left, Xue Wenhan started to work.

Pillows don’t require much wood, but the emperor’s dragon bed is not small—Xue Wenhan has seen the former emperor’s, and the emperor’s is similar, maybe it is the one used by the former emperor.

The dragon bed is big, so the pillows should not be stingy.

After sawing the wood, Xue Wenhan made the two sides of the pillow square and the middle part into a round and sunken one according to what he had tested before.

The sunken part can be filled with cotton or the like and sewn up with cloth.

This not only has the effect of calming the nerves, but also will not hurt the head.

Later, the queen came to see him and thought that Xue Wenhan was doing well, and even squatted in the cold palace to watch Xue Wenhan work for most of the day.

If he didn't know that he was in love with the emperor, he would have thought that he was in love with Xue Wenhan.