Dress up as scum and attack your favorite husband [farming]

"Albizia julibrissin is difficult to carve, it took Xue Wenhan three and a half days to carve one pillow, and another - the emperor can't have it, the queen doesn't have it.

Not to mention anything else, it doesn't look good on the bed - it is said that the two have been sleeping together.

In the past few days when Xue Wenhan was making pillows, the nanmu that the queen asked to buy also arrived—dozens of large carts, by the way, the whole yard was full.

Seeing the wood in that yard, Xue Wenhan's face turned dark.

The queen's eyes fell on the workers sawing wood in the yard, pretending not to see Xue Wenhan's black face, Balabala said to Xue Wenhan: "Don't have too many beds, two are enough; for tables and chairs... let's make ten sets first." .

By the way, let’s make a few more sets of small benches, like the ones in the Yuhuayuan Snow Pavilion. When you get tired from walking around, sit and rest for a while, you won’t feel tired again.Yes, make a few more sets of these small benches, three sets for the Imperial Garden, one set for the Scenic Garden, two sets for the Huxin Pavilion, and one set for the Qianyuan Hall; I also need a set for my courtyard, and I will practice martial arts in the morning If you are tired, sit and rest for a while, then you will be full of energy again. This is good, this is good, let’s do fifteen sets first, and then do it when you are not done enough. "

"..." Xue Wenhan.

It feels like there is no need to think about going home this year.

"I'll wait for the other wood to come and talk about other things." The queen squatted beside Xue Wenhan and said in a rambling voice:

"Anyway, you do it for others, and you do it for the emperor, and the emperor will not ask you for money. And after you do it for the emperor, you can ask them to charge more money if you do it for the emperor. I think that's what those imperial merchants do. They say that the palace special offer is very valuable, and you can also... Oh, yes, I will tell the emperor another day and ask him to get you a plaque of the world's number one carpenter. Then you can earn much more than now, so my eldest nephew... When you ask the emperor for money, you ask for less. He is too poor. If you ask for too much, he may not be able to give it. He has a good face, especially in front of you juniors. If he can't give me money, he will definitely lose his temper with me. Once he loses his temper, I have to... "

"..."

Xue Wenhan didn't want to talk to this person at all.

The queen was still chattering: "Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I want to tell you. The place where you live is too far from the palace, and it is inconvenient to come and go. I have already told the emperor, let He gave you the old mansion of King Li. I have been to the mansion of King Li. It has three entrances and three exits. It is very spacious and the scenery is good. There is a lake inside, and the water of the lake should be drawn from the Nihai River behind it. Yes, there are a few rockeries around the lake, they are really beautiful, otherwise the emperor asked me to live in the palace every day, I would like to take it for myself, but there is no way... Hey, now I am reluctant to let go The emperor gave it to you, so that it will be more convenient for you to go back and forth. Originally, I wanted you to live in the palace. There are so many empty houses in the palace, but I think you definitely don't want to..."

"Have you nothing to do all day?"

Xue Wenhan was carving on one side, and he was bawling beside him, squatting before sitting down, Xue Wenhan turned around, he turned around, and turned in front of Xue Wenhan, Xue Wenhan was almost annoyed to death by him.

Once again, Xue Wenhan deeply admired the emperor.

The queen probably didn't expect what Xue Wenhan would say, she was taken aback for a moment, and then said nothing of her own, "No, I told the emperor to ask him to take care of some concubines for me, but he didn't do it..."

"……"damn it.

If he hadn't held back, Xue Wenhan would have wanted to scold her.

"You're fine, I'm fine..." Xue Wenhan slammed the wood in his hand, "How can I work like this..."

It's okay to talk too much, and it's still in front of him, he turns around and turns around, he steps back, and he takes a step forward.

Can kill people.

The sound of Xue Wenhan smashing the wood was so loud that everyone who was close to them in the yard heard it and pricked up their ears.

Then I heard the queen say in an unhurried voice: "I said, none of the men in your Xue family is a good man. You said that I have been talking for a long time and you didn't ask me if I was thirsty, just thinking about it." How to train me, how to drive me away."

"I..." Xue Wenhan looked up at the little eunuch behind him holding a teacup and bowing his head like a quail.

Stupid by anger.

"I, me, me... dare you say that you never thought of driving me away."

"..." You are very self-aware.

"Okay, I won't bother you anymore, hurry up and work, we'll use it when it's done... Oh, by the way, remember to ask the emperor for less money."

"..." Get out of here.

Xue Wenhan didn't say anything, and the queen left by herself.

Before leaving, he proudly said to Xue Wenhan, "It just so happens that I have nothing to do today, so let's go outside the palace to see my nephew and grandson. Oh, by the way, eldest nephew, I'm going to see my nephew, what do you have to say?" Do you want to bring it to him?"

"..." Xue Wenhan's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Just ignore him.

The queen was not angry either, she laughed out loud in a good mood, and greeted the eunuch beside her: "Little Fuzi, let's go."

gone.

"Finally gone." Xue Wenhan heaved a sigh of relief, he was really going to be annoyed to death by him.

But he can't do anything to him.

Whether it's the status of the queen, or the martial arts that he can't match at all.

Xue Wenhan's voice was not loud, but it was not low either. The few carpenters who were close to him heard it and couldn't hold back their laughter.

As soon as he laughed, he heard Xue Wenhan say: "Stop laughing, work."

As for those eunuchs, they probably stayed in the palace for a long time, and there was no extra emotion from the beginning to the end.

Xue Wenhan glanced at them, and then suddenly thought that he still had something to say to the queen, but he was so annoyed by the queen just now that he forgot.

"Forget it, we'll talk about it another day." With the Queen's personality, she might come again in two days. It just so happened that his words were not too urgent, so it didn't matter if it was two days late.

On the queen's side, after leaving the cold palace, she really went to Xue Wenhan's house.

Still alone.

Because on the way, he dumped the little eunuch who followed him.

When he arrived at Xue Wenhan's house, Uncle Xu recognized him. Although he didn't know his identity, he knew that he was an honored guest of the master's house, so he quickly welcomed him in.

Inside the room, Su Ri'an was feeding the dumplings with goat milk, while Dou Zi was sitting next to him holding the bean cake.

The little guy was very interested before coming to the capital, but after coming to the capital, she didn't like it, because she found that the capital was completely different from their village, it was very big, and many alleys looked the same.

I got lost accidentally.

Fearing that he would get lost, his father and Eminem wouldn't let him go out.

There was no one at home to play with him, and Su Douzi, a wild child who was used to being wild, was about to be suffocated by the four-cornered cage.

Seeing the queen, the two chatterers hit it off immediately, and the queen asked Su Douzi, "Do you want to go outside and play?"

Su Ri'an naturally thought about it, but he was afraid that his mother would disagree, so he looked up at Su Ri'an eagerly, waiting for Su Ri'an to make a decision.Seeing his anxious eyes, what can Su Ri'an do, he can only say: "Go if you want."

"Wow." Su Douzi yelled happily, ran over and kissed Su Rian on the cheek, then ran back and grabbed the Queen's hand: "Grandpa, my mother agrees, let's go."

As he said, he pulled the queen and walked out of the house.

The monkey's anxious appearance made the queen laugh out loud, and then lifted him up and hugged him in her arms: "You are walking too slowly, little grandpa will carry you along."

"Okay." Su Douzi said, afraid that he would fall, and hugged the queen's neck.

Went to the street with the Queen.

As soon as he went out, the queen turned on the chatterbox mode. Whenever he saw anything he encountered on the road, whether it was selling food or goods, he would forcefully introduce it to Su Douzi.

He loves to talk, and Su Douzi also loves to listen, and will ask questions if he doesn't understand.

Sometimes the lips of the donkey are not right with the mouth of the horse, but the two of them still have a lively chat.

The queen had never met someone who talked to him like this, and not only did she not find him annoying, but she was also able to talk like him, so she immediately took Su Douzi as her confidant.

If it wasn't for him and he still asked Xue Wenhan, he would have wished to abduct Su Douzi to the palace.

He felt that now...he could talk for three days and three nights.

So, the next one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... For half a month, the queen went down to Xue Wenhan's house after finishing her morning work, and then went out with Su Douzi.

So, in just half a month, Su Douzi visited all over the capital.

What is there and what is there is not only clearer than Xue Wenhan, but also better than some locals in the capital.

No. On the 15th day, the queen was finally willing to leave his little confidant behind and went to see Xue Wenhan in Lenggong.

In the cold palace, Xue Wenhan had already made a pillow, and the little eunuch who called him to help a few days ago called Eunuch Liu who was next to the emperor, and sent it to the Shangfu Bureau.

Before going, Xue Wenhan gave the little eunuch a drawing, and asked the people from the Shangfu Bureau to make a coat for the sunken part of the pillow according to the drawing, and add some softness inside.

The people in the Shangfu Bureau were very fast, and on the third day the emperor's reward came down - the former residence of King Li as the queen said.

Now the queen came to see Xue Wenhan, besides wanting to see Xue Wenhan's progress, she also wanted to ask Xue Wenhan why he didn't move.

——After all, Xue Wenhan has just arrived in the capital, so he probably doesn't have any deep feelings for the house he bought.

And the house is empty, just some furniture, it should be very easy to move if you move.

The queen really couldn't figure out why he didn't move.

After all, moving is good for everyone, not only is it convenient for him to find Su Douzi, it is also convenient for Xue Wenhan to come to work in the palace by himself.

But Xue Wenhan just didn't move.

He has been waiting for ten days.

Finally couldn't wait anymore, and came out to ask in person.

Hearing the Queen's words, Xue Wenhan was stunned for a moment, and in his heart he added a label of nosy to the Queen on the basis of chatterbox.

Xue Wenhan told him: "The house of King Li has not been lived in for several years, even if I move there now, I can't live in it."

Shouldn't someone fix it first?

"I'll give you two days off. You go to tidy up the house first, tidy it up, and then come back to do it after moving." Once the pillow is ready, there's no need to worry about the rest.

But after listening to his words, Xue Wenhan said: "Two days are not enough."

"Not enough?" You are not allowed to repair it by yourself, so you just find someone else, what is not enough.

"Not enough." Xue Wenhan said, "At least ten days."

"Ten days? What do you need so much time for?" The queen was very surprised. Does this guy want to repair it by himself?It doesn't look like it.

"Li Wang's courtyard has not been lived in for a long time and it is too cold. I want to make some warm tables and chairs and put them in to make the room warmer." Xue Wenhan said.

Xue Wenhan no longer regards him as a queen at all, and he doesn't have much scruples about speaking.

"To make tables and chairs, then you can do it here." The Queen said, "The yellow pineapple wood just arrived a few days ago. By the way, is the yellow pineapple wood that keeps you warm?"

"Yes." Xue Wenhan said, looking across the yard.

Did not see yellow pineapple wood.

Seeing his gaze, the queen knew what he was thinking, and explained: "I can't put it in this yard, so I'll let someone put it in the next yard."

Saying that, he got up and took Xue Wenhan to the next yard.

That yard also belongs to the cold palace.

"That's it..." The queen pointed to the wood in the yard: "The yellow pineapple wood and Populus euphratica are here. There are few people who use pear flower wood, and it is difficult to find. It will take a while."

"No hurry." Xue Wenhan said.

As far as the two yards of wood you piled up, it will take at least ten months to make them well, so there is no rush at all.

I just didn't expect pear blossoms to be the hardest to find.

He felt that there were a lot of pear trees near their house, but Xue Wenhan didn't intend to tell the queen.

Let him find it slowly by himself, and distract his idle energy, otherwise it will be really annoying.

After Xue Wenhan finished speaking, the Queen let out a "huh", and then seemed to think of something, and said to Xue Wenhan: "By the way, there is something I want to discuss with you. I think the root of Douzi is very good. I want to teach him To practice martial arts, Douzi himself agrees, but Brother An said that Douzi is a brother, and wants me to ask your opinion, what do you think?"

The queen said, as if you dare to disagree, and see if I don't kill you: "Let me tell you, Douzi is really talented in martial arts. Although he is a brother, his talent should not be because of being Brother will be obliterated."

He told the emperor about this matter, but was rejected by the emperor, saying that Douzi was his brother.

It is not easy to learn martial arts.

He did not agree, as long as Xue Wenhan agreed, it would be useless even if the emperor disagreed.

He will also teach.

He can't control himself.

But Su Douzi was young, and if his family members disagreed, he couldn't do anything about it.

Therefore, Xue Wenhan must agree.

"You said Douzi has the talent to learn martial arts?" Xue Wenhan asked him with a smile.

"You said Douzi has the talent to learn martial arts?" Xue Wenhan asked him with a smile.

Why didn't he see that Su Douzi still had the talent to learn martial arts, shouldn't it be the talent to chatter?You two, one big and one small, can sing a play together.

There are three more people in the family, you don't need it.

It is enough for two people.

"Of course, I can still lie to you." The queen said, "I have practiced martial arts for 30 years, so I still have this vision."

I don't know if your vision is there, but I know that someone will bring my beans in the future.

Because he has been running out with the queen these days, his family has not found anyone who can bring Su Douzi. The queen is willing to take care of him, so his family is naturally very happy.

Therefore, Xue Wenhan readily agreed to him: "Okay, then let him learn from you, and find a time to ask a teacher sometime."

"What kind of master do you worship?" The queen disagreed, "After worshiping the master, am I not the same generation as you?"

"!!!" You think too much: "Okay, let's see you."

"Then this matter is settled like this, you move as soon as possible... Or, let Douzi move to the palace? What do you think, so that Douzi and I don't need to run away."

"What do you think?" Thinking beautifully, after thinking about my bean cake, now I am thinking about my bean.

I just said that there is no good person in this family.

"I said yes." The queen said, with a super cheeky face:

"If you want Dou Zi, I can send Dou Zi out of the palace, or you can come to see Dou Zi in the palace. And you are in the palace every day, just An Geer, and it happens that An Geer hasn't been to the palace yet. If Douzi lives in the palace, he can come to the palace in the name of coming to see Douzi, and the three of you are reunited in the palace, it would be great."

"Don't even think about it." Xue Wenhan's face darkened, and the ax in his hand "slapped" down, forcibly chopping off a piece of wood in front of him.

Seeing that he was angry, the queen was immediately happy: "You are so young, the fire is so big, I will ask the imperial doctor to come over and check you some other day, and give you some medicine to reduce the fire."

Xue Wenhan raised his foot and kicked away the broken wood in front of him, walked over and took a new board from the side, and started planing.

The queen was ignored.

The queen was not angry either: "Then it's settled, I'll bring Douzi to the palace, if you are worried, you can let Douzi live in my palace..."

"No." Xue Wenhan categorically rejected him.

"Okay." The queen looked a little depressed, but the depression didn't last long, and she chirped again: "Then you go back tonight with Dou Zi and An Geer, and I will... bring Dou Zi when you come tomorrow." , I will teach him in the palace...but it will be too late, if you want to learn martial arts, you must get up early, you should know this if you have studied martial arts."

The queen pursed her lips, dissatisfied with Xue Wenhan's decision not to let Su Douzi live in the palace.

Xue Wenhan pretended not to see it.

"When I move my family to Prince Li's Mansion, you can get up early and go there." Since the Queen said that he has practiced martial arts for ten years, he must have woken up very early.

"No, it's too early to open the palace door." Xue Wenhan hadn't finished speaking, but the queen vetoed it: "And if it's earlier, if the emperor finds out, I won't have to leave the palace anymore."

Xue Wenhan laughed "heh", you don't really think that the emperor doesn't know about your leaving the palace, do you?

Even if you are very good at martial arts, no one will notice when you leave the palace, but will you not be able to find out if you are away from the emperor for a whole day?

"Then it will be later."

"How can that be done!" The queen disagreed: "You should practice martial arts as soon as possible."

"Anyway, I won't let Douzi live in the palace." After Xue Wenhan finished speaking, he pushed the wood in his hand: "Do you have anything else to do? If there is nothing else, I will start working."

"..." Queen.

He snorted and left.

As soon as the queen left, Xue Wenhan rubbed his head, he was so tired talking to the queen.

The brain is different from normal people.

Seeing the queen leave, a carpenter came over, pointed to a pile of wood not far away, and asked Xue Wenhan, "Master Xue, do you think we can make it like that?"

Xue Wenhan said: "Let me take a look." Followed him and walked over, glanced at the pile of wood he and the others had just divided: "Okay, that's it for now."

After finishing speaking, Xue Wenhan turned around: "You find two people and come with me."

"Okay." The man said, greeted the people around him, followed Xue Wenhan's footsteps to the yard next door where Populus euphratica and yellow pineapple wood were placed, and pointed to three of the wood, "Plane these into tables and chairs too. board."

"Just plan these three?"

"Yes, let's plan these for a while." Xue Wenhan said: "Go and get the tools, and get them right away."

After finishing speaking, he went back to the yard where the nanmu was kept.

In the yard, a yard of slabs was laid.

Xue Wenhan is making a bed. The bed body is easy and has already been made. The hard part is the bed head.

Xue Wenhan asked the queen, and the queen asked one to be carved into a dragon and a phoenix, and the other to be carved into a dragon and a unicorn.

"..." Hearing his words, Xue Wenhan guessed without thinking that the picture of the dragon and the unicorn was for him and the emperor.

As for the dragon and phoenix, it is probably intended to be left to future generations.

Xue Wenhan roughly estimated that it would take at least 20 days to carve one of the dragons and phoenixes, dragons and unicorns, and maybe even more. In this way... it would take at least forty days to carve the two beds.

It is simply too time consuming.

But there is no way, who makes people the emperor and queen, you can't do it too rough.

Leaving aside what is going on with the emperor and queen, he can't pass this level by himself.

Forget it, do it.

As the queen said, who will do it or not.

Anyway, the emperor gave him money.

"Don't think too much, Xue Wenhan continues to work hard."

At home, with the help of the queen, Su Rian found a nanny for each of Dougao and Tuanzi. With them taking care of Dougao and Tuanzi, Xue Wenhan felt a lot easier.

There is only one thing, the trolleys for bean cakes and dumplings are for two people, and now it is a little inconvenient for two people to carry one person and one nanny.

Su Ri'an wanted Xue Wenhan to make another trolley for the bean cake and the dumplings.

But when he thought of Xue Wenhan working for the emperor now, he didn't dare anymore—although, he was not afraid of the queen at all now.

But the idea of ​​imperial power that he had accepted since he was a child is still in his heart. The reason why he is not afraid of the queen is because when he gets along with the queen, what the queen does makes him forget that it is the queen.

Whenever it reminded him of the identity of the queen, he was still a little scared.

This is rooted in the bones, and it cannot be changed in a short time.

Not to mention other things, just Xue Wenhan, when he knew that Xue Wenhan was the prince, he was afraid for a moment.Of course, for Xue Wenhan, in addition to being afraid, there is more to worry about. He is afraid that Xue Wenhan will abandon him-although he knows that the possibility is unlikely, but in that situation, it is difficult for people to control themselves.

But because he was with Xue Wenhan every day, not only did Xue Wenhan not want him, but he treated him better than before, which made him feel at ease.

This is the instinct that has been educated for many years.

Su Ri'an was worrying, thinking whether to tell Xue Wenhan, Xue Wenhan went home.

Seeing that Xue Wenhan had returned home before it was dark, Su Ri'an was a little surprised and hurried up to greet him.

Seeing that he was walking in a hurry, Xue Wenhan quickly shouted: "Be careful." As soon as he shouted, he fell down by himself.

——Because he was too busy looking at Su Ri'an, and didn't notice that there was a step under his feet.

"" Seeing him fall, Su Ri'an was taken aback, ran over in a hurry, and helped him up, "Husband, are you okay?" After speaking, he quickly raised his voice and shouted: "Liu Shuan, hurry to the other side of the street." Invite the doctor from the hospital, hurry up."

Accompanied by a "Yes." The door was pushed open, and a footstep quickly left.

Su Ri'an supported Xue Wenhan, and asked anxiously: "How is it, husband? Can you stand up?"

"It's okay, it's not that serious." Xue Wenhan said, standing up.

In his previous life, he remembered that he was knocked over by a person rushing down from upstairs at the stairs, and rolled directly from the stairs to the next floor. At that time, his skin was only scratched.

It's just sprained, and it should be fine.

Xue Wenhan thought confidently, but he was too confident.

As soon as his foot stepped on the ground, before he put any effort into it, a heart-rending pain came from his leg. If Su Ri'an hadn't supported him, he would have fallen to the ground directly.

Xue Wenhan's pressure on him suddenly increased, Su Ri'an was startled, and reflexively stood up to support Xue Wenhan, and asked worriedly: "Husband, what's wrong with you? I..."

He wanted to tell me to take a look, but now he was supporting Xue Wenhan and couldn't bend down to look.

Then he said, "I'll help you into the house first, and let the doctor take a look when the doctor comes later."

"Okay." Xue Wenhan said, as if he really couldn't walk over by himself.

He had a feeling he might have broken a bone.

Otherwise, it would definitely not be so painful, but... I still don't believe it.

Broken on such a small step?

Like a joke.

Until the doctor came and told him, no kidding, he did have a broken bone.

The current medical technology is not as good as that of the 21st century, and there is no cast, so the doctor fixed him with a wooden board to fix his leg.

The wooden plank is handled by Xue Wenhan himself, and it is a pineapple flower wood that can strengthen the body.

Looking at the high swollen legs, Xue Wenhan also felt a little helpless: "It is reasonable to say that it shouldn't be." I deal with so much wood every day, not to mention other things, just pineapple wood, strengthening my physique... even if I strengthen my physique, I won't be able to Make my bones so weak.

And...my body is only 25 years old.

It's even more impossible to break a bone, but he did.

It was fractured by a small step no longer than twenty centimeters.

There is nowhere to scold anyone if you want to.

Since Xue Wenhan broke his bone, Su Douzi has behaved well and never left the house. He stayed by Xue Wenhan's side every day, asking Xue Wenhan if he wanted to eat, and sometimes asked Xue Wenhan if he wanted to drink water.

After a while, he asked Xue Wenhan if he wanted to go out, and he helped him out.

Xue Wenhan looked at him who was less than his waist height.

I didn't speak for a long time.

After a long time, I said: "Son, can we take a rest for a while?" Since getting up in the morning, you have asked me 37 times if I drink water, and 21 times if I am hungry?Nineteen times to eat or not to eat.

There are also seven times to pee without peeing.

Thirteen times, do you want to go out?

are you tired?

If you are not tired, I will be tired for you.

Hearing Xue Wenhan's words, Su Douzi came over, stood beside Xue Wenhan, shook his head, and said, "But the little grandpa said that you were injured. As a son, I should take care of you every step of the way."

No wonder you can't even come out.

It turned out that he wanted to take care of me every step of the way.

But you who take care of... are going to annoy people to death.

Xue Wenhan vaguely remembered that Su Douzi was not like this before.

When did this baby become like this?

so annoying?

Xue Wenhan tilted his head thinking.

Probably after having money, food and drink, and no need to worry about food and clothing.

Eat and drink enough, feel flustered when you have nothing to do all day, and start annoying others when you are too energetic.