Dress up as scum and attack your favorite husband [farming]

Although broken, Xue Wenhan has not been idle these days.

—to make furniture for his own home.

After some heated arguments with the queen, an agreement was finally reached—Xue Wenhan would work in his own house, and the queen asked for the wood Xue Wenhan needed to be moved to Xue Wenhan's house.

Xue Wenhan was extremely satisfied with the result, the smile on his face was more than the day before.

Even when Su Douzi was chirping at the side asking him whether he would eat, drink, drink, urinate, or go out, Xue Wenhan was not so bothered, and pulled Su Douzi over patiently, reasoning: "Son, I ask you A question, how many meals did you have this morning?"

"One...does it count to eat small snacks?"

"Calculate."

"What about the buns?"

"Calculate."

"What about the candied haws?"

"Not counting."

"How about millet porridge?"

"Wait, how much did you eat this morning?" Xue Wenhan said, putting his hand on Su Douzi's belly, and sure enough, it was swollen.

Quite speechless.

Su Douzi tilted his head and thought for a while, then answered him: "When I got up in the morning, I drank millet porridge, ate soup dumplings, flower rolls, and egg pancakes. Later, Xueniang made fried dumplings. I ate two and went out again." I ate candied haws, drank rock sugar water, and ate some snacks when I came back..."

In the end, Su Douzi's voice became smaller and smaller, not because he realized that he had eaten a lot, but because Xue Wenhan's gaze became more and more strange.

Su Douzi was so frightened that he couldn't help shivering and wanted to run away, but he thought it was his father, so he carefully reached out and patted Xue Wenhan's face, "Daddy, daddy, are you okay?"

"..." I was almost scared to death by you.

Only five years old, eating so much... Are you sure this won't be a pig?

Seeing that Xue Wenhan was silent and looking at him with strange eyes, Su Douzi's heart suddenly arose.It just so happened that the queen told him the story of the goblin in the past two days, and Su Douzi reasonably suspected that his father was possessed by a goblin.

Thinking of this, Su Douzi shuddered, the way he looked at Xue Wenhan changed, and he wanted to run away, but he probably thought that this was his father, so he stopped again and asked in a trembling voice: "You, you, you are still my father ?"

"!!!" Xue Wenhan.

A moment of silence.

Suddenly thinking of teasing him, Xue Wenhan made a vicious and frightening gesture, lowered his voice and said sadly: "No, I just died not long ago..."

Before Xue Wenhan could finish his sentence, Su Douzi cried "Wow" in fright, and pushed Xue Wenhan away.

While running outside the door, he cried and shouted: "Mum, come quickly, Daddy, Daddy is possessed by a goblin." He ran too fast, and he didn't pay attention, and was stumbled when he passed the threshold.

Xue Wenhan panicked, knowing that he had played too much, he quickly got up and jumped over with a cane, trying to help Su Douzi up, but the little guy saw him coming, and was even more frightened.

He opened his eyes wide, looked at Xue Wenhan nervously while climbing up: "Don't come here."

As he spoke, he cried even harder, and called Su Rian while crying: "Mum, go to the little grandpa and let the little grandpa come and save daddy."

"..." Xue Wenhan.

Sure enough, learning from the Queen is not good.

What the hell is this talking about?

"Okay, okay." Xue Wenhan softened his tone, jumped over and hugged Su Douzi, who was stiff all over, in his arms, and coaxed him: "Son, you don't even know your father?"

"But you..." Su Douzi's body was still stiff, his voice was choked up, tears were still on his eyelashes, and he looked at Xue Wenhan nervously.

"Well, what's wrong with me?" Xue Wenhan asked him in a very soft voice.

For fear of scaring the little guy to tears again.

In fact, Xue Wenhan felt that... he didn't seem to have done anything excessive.

Su Douzi didn't answer Xue Wenhan's words, but said: "Master..." At this point, Su Ri'an came.

Before the person came in, the voice came first: "What's wrong with calling me?"

Immediately after, people come in.

Seeing Su Ri'an, Su Douzi pushed Xue Wenhan away, and quickly ran over to hug Su Ri'an's leg.

Then he said to Su Ri'an: "Daddy is possessed by a goblin." He looked aggrieved.

Su Ri'an raised his head and glanced at Xue Wenhan, Xue Wenhan also shrugged helplessly.

Su Ri'an sneered, squatted down to be level with him, stroked his soft hair, and asked him, "Who told you that your father was possessed by a goblin?"

Su Douzi squeezed between Su Rian's legs, hugged Su Rian's neck, as if he had found shelter, finally looked at Xue Wenhan with confidence and said, "Because Dad's expression was very strange just now, little grandpa and I To say this is to be possessed by a goblin."

"..." Xue Wenhan.

Well you queen.

What are they teaching.

"..." Su Ri'an suppressed a smile, glanced at Xue Wenhan, and asked him, "What else did little grandpa say?"

"Grandpa said..." Su Douzi turned his head and glanced at Su Rian, then rubbed against Su Rian coquettishly, and said, "Grandpa also said that he is very powerful. He said."

"!!!"Oh shit.

Want to punch someone.

"What else?" Su Ri'an continued to ask with a smile, looking at Xue Wenhan with gloating eyes.

"..." Xue Wenhan: What else can I say.

"And...well, the little grandpa said that I would learn martial arts from him, so that I could be as good as him in the future." Su Douzi hugged Su Ri'an coquettishly: "Mum, the little grandpa also said that if I learn martial arts, I will be as good as him." If you use martial arts, you can protect you and E'Mu just like he protected the emperor's grandfather..."

"..." Xue Wenhan & Su Ri'an.

The two were speechless.

Su Douzi was still there and continued: "Mum, I want to learn martial arts... Can I learn martial arts with my grandpa, and I will protect you and Daddy after I learn it." After finishing speaking, he secretly glanced at Xue Wenhan.

Then he quickly hid himself in Su Ri'an's arms, as if Xue Wenhan was a big villain.

Xue Wenhan was so angry that he scolded "Little White-eyed Wolf" and walked over and lifted him up. Su Douzi was so scared that he yelled "Ah" and shouted "Ah Mu" for help.

Su Ri'an smiled, and said to Xue Wenhan in response to Su Douzi's words: "What are you doing?!" He walked over and rescued the little guy who was still in shock from Xue Wenhan's arms.

Rubbing Su Douzi's little hairy head: "Don't be afraid, Daddy is just joking with you, he's not a goblin."

"But the little grandpa said..." Su Douzi defended himself. The little grandpa said that the sudden and abnormal reaction like his father's was a demon possession, and he had to tell him immediately.

So, Su Douzi thought about it, sneaked close to Su Rian's ear, and said to Su Rian in a voice that he thought was very small: "Mum, let's call the little grandpa to show him."

"..." Your whisper is too loud.

Xue Wenhan's face darkened.

He felt that if he had died that day, he must have been pissed off by Su Douzi.

Su Ri'an couldn't hold back the "hahaha" laugh, glanced at Xue Wenhan with a smile, and then kissed Su Douzi's little cheek, "Son, you are such a treasure."

Xue Wenhan said with a dark face, "We are not allowed to go out with Jiang Yuan in the future."

Jiang Yuan is the queen's name, but Su Ri'an doesn't know.

But hearing Xue Wenhan's tone, he also knew that he was referring to the queen, and immediately blamed Xue Wenhan nervously: "Don't talk nonsense in front of the children."

As soon as Su Ri'an finished speaking, Su Douzi asked, "Mum, who is Jiang Yuan?"

"It's not someone." Su Rian said while stroking Su Douzi's head, "Don't listen to your father's nonsense."

Su Douzi let out an "oh", and then looked at Xue Wenhan inquiringly, as if to make sure whether Xue Wenhan was possessed by a goblin.

Xue Wenhan felt that he was deeply hurt by Su Douzi.

"Okay, okay, you guys go out, I have to work." Xue Wenhan chased people away.

Su Rian couldn't help laughing "heh" from the side, and looked outside the door, "I remember the wood is all in the yard." What are you going to do in the house.

"!!!" Xue Wenhan.

He was stunned by Su Douzi's anger.

"But daddy..." Su Douzi was probably sure that the person in front of him was indeed his daddy. After hesitating for a moment, he broke free from Su Rian's arms, walked up to Xue Wenhan, and said tentatively, "Little grandpa said Let me follow him to learn martial arts, you haven't promised me yet."

"..." Xue Wenhan: "When did your little grandfather tell you this?"

Xue Wenhan asked, your information is too outdated.

"The morning before yesterday." Su Douzi said, he remembered that it seemed to be the morning before yesterday.

He forgot.

"Just wait until your little grandpa comes to find you." Xue Wenhan said something, and went out to work.

Su Douzi was stunned for a long time, thinking in his little mind: Did Daddy agree?Still don't agree?Why can't he understand.

After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he asked Su Ri'an.

Su Ri'an told him, "Your father agreed."

"Hahaha." Su Douzi laughed loudly, and shouted happily, "Young grandpa is too powerful." He guessed so early that his father would agree.

Su Douzi is now not only the Queen's little confidant, but also the Queen's little fanboy.

He was taken aback by the queen, but he didn't know it himself, so he was flattered.

There's no one left.

Because of inconvenient legs and feet, Xue Wenhan made two sets of tables and chairs for more than a month.

After finishing the table and chairs, it was time to move, to the North District where the rich and powerful lived in the capital.

Originally, moving should be very troublesome, but Xue Wenhan and the others just came to the capital, and they had nothing to move, just a few people, and they could get it done in one trip.

Knowing that Xue Wenhan and the others had moved, the queen came the next day.

Together with the emperor, the two of them were wearing casual clothes, probably because they were too confident in their martial arts, and there were no eunuchs and guards around them.

Seeing them like that, Xue Wenhan raised his eyebrows.

Originally, I wanted to bow down, but was stopped by the Queen's voice, "How does it feel to move? I just met Qi Ye outside today, and he was free and fine. When he heard that your house moved, he came with me and said Come to think of it, you are still from the same family, and his surname is Xue..."

The queen blah blah blah blah said, what she said was true, the emperor glanced at him from the side, raised his eyebrows slightly, but did not refute his words.

Xue Wenhan almost laughed beside him.

Su Ri'an looked confused, but he didn't know the emperor, he only thought that what the queen said was true, and greeted the emperor earnestly: "Ah, your surname is also Xue, that's really a predestined relationship, come in, come in."

Eagerly not.

Su Douzi was playing with Tuanzi in the house, but when he heard the queen's voice, he rushed out like a cannonball, jumped on the queen, and said happily: "Little grandpa, you are so powerful, my father Sure enough, I agreed to let me learn martial arts from you."

The queen squatted down, caught him, and said with a smile, "Is that right? Grandpa is amazing, isn't he?"

"Amazing," Su Douzi boasted to save face.

After finishing speaking, he tugged on the queen's sleeve and asked the queen to come closer. The queen handed her ear to the queen in a face-saving manner. Su Douzi lay on the queen's ear and bit her ear: "Little grandpa, let me tell you, my father was raped by a goblin this morning." Possessed..."

Before Su Douzi could finish speaking, the queen laughed "hahaha", a very presumptuous laugh.

The emperor glanced at him, quite speechless and helpless, but he was obviously used to it and didn't say anything.

Su Ri'an was stunned for a moment, probably guessing what Su Douzi said, chuckled lightly, then turned to look at Xue Wenhan.

Xue Wenhan gave Su Douzi an unfriendly look.

Then I heard Su Douzi say to the queen in a "whispering voice" that everyone can hear: "Look, my dad must be possessed by a goblin. He has never glared at me before, and he has glared at me several times today." Yes, I told my mother, but my mother still doesn't believe it, little grandpa, please help my father and beat the goblin away."

"Pfft..." Even the emperor, who had been cold-faced since he came in, couldn't help laughing after hearing Su Douzi's words.

No wonder the queen misses this kid so much, he is such a treasure.

When two living treasures meet, don't they have to cherish each other?

Xue Wenhan's face turned into coal under Su Douzi's words. The darker his face was, the more Su Douzi felt that he was possessed by a goblin, and the more he felt that Xue Wenhan was possessed by a goblin, the darker Xue Wenhan's face... It was a vicious circle.

In the end, Su Ri'an couldn't stand it any longer, and stopped them: "Okay, Douzi, my grandpa has come so far to see you, why don't you let him take a rest?

"Let." Hearing Su Rian's words, Su Douzi said quickly, tugging at the Queen's sleeve at the same time, and said, "Little Grandpa, let's go to rest in the house."

As he spoke, he raised his head and glanced at the emperor, wanting to ask him to join him, but Su Douzi didn't know the emperor, and seeing that the emperor was young, he didn't know whether to call him grandfather or uncle for a while, so he frowned and struggled for two seconds, Su Douzi cast his eyes on the emperor. When he got to the queen, he pointed to the emperor and asked the queen, "Little grandpa, what should I call him?"

"Also called grandpa." The queen said, looking at the young and handsome face of the emperor and smiled.

Before Su Douzi greeted the emperor, he carried Su Douzi into the house.

Outside the house, both Xue Wenhan and the emperor looked helplessly at the queen who looked like his family.

Later, Xue Wenhan looked away first, and asked the emperor to go in.

The emperor gave a faint "um", before Xue Wenhan stepped into the room.

As soon as the emperor entered the room, outside the door, Su Ri'an secretly asked Xue Wenhan: "Who is that? It can't be the emperor, right?"

He looked at the queen interacting with him very much, especially when the two occasionally looked at each other, the affection in their eyes could not be concealed.

Xue Wenhan let out a "hmm", afraid that Su Ri'an was afraid, reached out and grabbed his hand, squeezed it, and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, he doesn't want people to know, just pretend you don't know, just treat him as an ordinary person gone."

"How can I be worthy?" Guessing is one thing, but verification is another. Su Ri'an felt a little weak in his legs and was afraid.

He actually saw the living emperor.

alive.

This was something he didn't dare to think about before, Su Ri'an was a little scared: "Husband, can I not go in."

He was really scared.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." Xue Wenhan could understand him, and suddenly saw a big man... and the biggest big man, everyone was afraid.

Especially the character of the emperor is different from that of the empress. The empress is always talkative, blah blah, blah blah. It is easy for people to forget his identity.

But the emperor is different.

Although he didn't have a cold face, he also had a serious expression, which was scary to watch.

That is to say, a newborn calf like Su Douzi, other ordinary people, let alone the emperor, would be afraid of seeing an official.

Although he had gained a little insight from Xue Wenhan, he was not so afraid of seeing those ordinary officials.

But the emperor is different.

He is the emperor.

How could he not be afraid.

"If Douzi practiced martial arts with the queen, he would definitely see the emperor more times in the future. You can hide from the first day of the junior high school or the fifteenth day? You have to see him after all. Once or twice, the more times you want, the better."

"I don't want to be afraid, but I can't control it..." Su Ri'an was a little frustrated.

He clearly warned himself in his heart over and over again, but his legs were still weak and he couldn't stand, he had to rely on Xue Wenhan.

"There's nothing to be afraid of. It's just one nose, two eyes, and one mouth. There's nothing to be afraid of. Don't be afraid, eh?" Xue Wenhan comforted him. Are you afraid? The emperor is the same as him, don't be afraid, huh?!"

"It's not the same at all, okay?" Su Ri'an curled his lips, not the same.

The queen has no airs at all, she is very kind, but the emperor, with a serious face, looks scary.

"Then you plan not to go in?" Xue Wenhan raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

Su Rian lowered his head, a little at a loss.

He must have wanted to go in, but he was just afraid.

Obviously, I have reminded myself over and over in my heart not to be afraid, but the more I remind myself, the more I am afraid. I don't know why I am so afraid.

Sure enough, he still didn't know enough.

Su Ri'an thought about it, grabbed Xue Wenhan's hand, and called out "husband" as if it gave him courage.

Xue Wenhan said "um" and repeated what he said before: "Don't be afraid, he won't do anything to you? It's nothing to be afraid of."

Su Rian puffed up, as if he had made up his mind, and said "Yes", the two of them were just about to go into the house.

Su Douzi rushed out.

"Amu, Daddy, why don't you come in." They have been in the house for a long time, and Daddy and Emu haven't come yet.

The little grandpa told him to call someone.

"Here we come." Xue Wenhan said, and took Su Ri'an's hand in.

If it was someone else, Xue Wenhan would probably let go of Su Ri'an's hand, because some people think it is offensive, but the emperor and the queen are different, and the flirting between them is not much better than them.

However, as soon as he reached the front door, Su Ri'an took his hand out of Xue Wenhan's hand, because he felt that it was disrespectful to the emperor.

Xue Wenhan's original intention was to comfort him, but he didn't say anything after Su Ri'an pulled his hand away.

As a result, as soon as he entered the room and saw the emperor, Su Ri'an nervously grabbed Xue Wenhan's sleeve again.

Seeing him like that, the queen probably guessed that Su Ri'an knew the emperor, she shook her head with a smile, and asked, "Recognized?"

He didn't say everything, but everyone in the room understood him except Su Douzi.

Su Ri'an was so nervous that he heard the queen's words, he raised his head and let out a "hmm".

Finally, he hesitated whether to kneel down or not.

As a result, before he hesitated to come up with a result, he heard the queen ask with a smile, "Are you scared?"

Because Su Ri'an was too nervous and his hands and feet were disobedient, Xue Wenhan went out to make tea for the emperor and queen.

Without Xue Wenhan to rely on, Su Ri'an miraculously calmed down.

Hearing what the queen said, he shook his head and said, "No."

After speaking, seeing the queen looking at him with a smile, Su Ri'an's eyes dodged for a while, and then said: "A little bit." After speaking, his eyes quickly swept across the emperor's face.

If this was put in the past, he would never dare to raise his head in front of the emperor.

"You said that you have a cold face all day long, and the juniors are too scared to speak by you." Following Su Ri'an's words, the queen complained to the emperor.

Su Ri'an was taken aback.

The emperor was not angry, and pointed at Su Douzi with his face upturned, asking the queen to peel melon seeds for him, "Aren't you not afraid?"

"What does such a big baby know?" The queen muttered, and put the peeled melon seeds into her mouth.

"Little Grandpa".

Su Douzi watched Guazi approaching him helplessly, then moved away a little bit, and subconsciously called out.

The queen was taken aback for a moment, looked down at Su Douzi's appearance, and immediately burst out laughing.

He really forgot.

The emperor cast a glance at him, a little disgusted, and said nothing.

The queen didn't care, as if she didn't see the emperor and Su Ri'an, she muttered to Su Douzi.

Then a room full of people appeared, their side was full of enthusiasm, and Emperor Su Ri'an was so silent and low-key.

If Xue Wenhan hadn't returned with the tea, Su Ri'an wouldn't have known what to do.

The emperor and queen did not stay long.

left soon.

Before leaving, the queen also specifically told Xue Wenhan to come back to work quickly.Winter is coming and it's too cold.

Xue Wenhan scolded his mother in his heart.

But he still went to work obediently, but this time he bargained with the queen, and finally got himself a rest time of one day a week.

The day is uncertain, he chooses whatever he wants.

After two months of peace and stability, Su Ri'an gradually got used to the life in the capital.At this time, the news that Xue Wenhan returned to Beijing and became a carpenter somehow got out.

The former high-ranking prince is now a humble carpenter.For a moment, the threshold of Xue Wenhan's house was almost broken.

The first time someone came to visit at home, Su Ri'an was in a daze, especially when the person said he was the son of Jingyuanhou.

Su Ri'an was even more confused.

He has never been in contact with officials, and the only ones he has come into contact with are the biggest emperor and queen among the officials.

The queen is also an unreasonable play card, there is no reference at all.

Although the emperor was a little serious, but with the queen at his side to make a bridge, although Su Ri'an felt scared, he didn't feel intimidated.

But Su Ri'an felt particularly uncomfortable with Jingyuan Hou's son in front of him.

Especially when he looked at him like a gorilla with that lofty attitude, and said, "Ah... so you are a deposed prince... No, you should be called Carpenter Xue now, and you are Carpenter Xue's husband. You're so pretty... Haha, look at those eyes, look at this face, really, if you don't say you are my brother when you go out, probably not many people will recognize you as my brother... Tsk tsk tsk, Xue The carpenter's vision... really... Exiled once, the vision has become so indescribable..."

No matter how stupid he is, Su Ri'an knows that he is mocking him and Xue Wenhan when he hears this, not to mention that Su Ri'an is not stupid, his face turns black on the spot, and he is not even afraid that the person in front of him is Jingyuan Hou Shizi, so he just shouted Uncle Xu: "Uncle Xu, see off the guests."

"You, you drive me away...?"

Prince Jingyuan Hou couldn't believe it.

I am the prince of the Marquis of Jingyuan. You, a commoner with no power and power, even talked to me like this, and you were stunned on the spot: "Are all the poor people so arrogant now? Or is it just your family that is so arrogant?"

Prince Jingyuanhou had probably never experienced such "humiliation" before. He had never been told by such a lowly person. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the darker his face became. In the end, he scolded Su Ri'an sarcastically: "Why? , or do you think that if Xue Wenhan makes a few pieces of furniture for the emperor, the emperor will restore his status as a prince? Stop wishful thinking, it's impossible."

"I didn't think so." Su Ri'an retorted him.

He also has been in the shop for half a year and has dealt with all kinds of people. Although his mouth is not as good as Su Riyue's, he is still sharp.In particular, the person Jing Yuan Hou Shizi mentioned was Xue Wenhan, Su Rian's Nilin, and Su Rian was even more rude: "Don't put your own thoughts on others in vain, or... are you going to help me?" The emperor makes a decision?!"

"..."

Su Ri'an's words startled Jingyuan Hou's son. If someone listened to it and the emperor knew about it, his head would probably fall to the ground, and he immediately reprimanded: "Bitch, don't spout blood."

Seeing that he was getting angry from embarrassment, Su Ri'an settled down for a while, and then continued to prod: "Don't you know if I have spitting blood? Otherwise, why did you say such a sure thing? Even the queen would not dare to say that!"

"Don't talk nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kill you." Prince Jingyuan Hou threatened.

His threat really worked. Su Ri'an didn't want to cause trouble for himself and his children because of his words.

Especially three children.

Finally, Su Ri'an apologized.

Jingyuan Hou Shizi said disgustingly that he knew that Xue Wenhan could make wooden utensils with special effects, and asked Su Ri'an to give him one, apologize, apologize, shouldn't he apologize when he apologizes?

Although Su Rian was angry, he still gave him a hairpin to keep him warm.

On the one hand, a hairpin is only a tael of silver - now, Su Rian doesn't care much about a tael of silver, because he is rich.

On the other hand, the warm hairpins are the most effective. Although Prince Jingyuan Hou is a fool, he must know a lot of dignitaries, and this can be regarded as a disguised form of publicity for them.

Although this is a bit disgusting.

But as Xue Wenhan said, in business, only when you can bend can you stretch.

But he forgot that when Xue Wenhan said this, he also said: "But I hope you will always be happy. If you can keep stretching, I will take care of things like Qu's."

It's not that Xue Wenhan is looking for abuse, but because... some things may be wrong for Su Ri'an, but not necessarily in front of him.