[full-time master] she and her cat

Living under the same roof with his mortal enemy who stole his championship, Zhang Jiale said that he refused. His personality is lively and aggressive, and a mature and stable personality like Wang Jiexi is basically his nemesis.Similarly, Wang Jiexi didn't want to see Zhang Jiale, since Zhang Jiale was so big and only placed there, the time he spent possessing Jessica's body would be greatly reduced, and he couldn't cuddle with the girl he liked, coquettishly begging to touch her belly, Wang Jiexi looked at Zhang Jiale's every day There is a quiet resentment in the eyes.

"I always feel that your captain doesn't want to see me." When calling Fang Shiqian, Zhang Jiale quickly poured out his bitterness.

"Oh." Alchemist replied casually with her phone between her hands.She was packing up her things and preparing to give Jessica a bath, so she didn't have time to chatter with Zhang Jiale.

Bathing a cat is a battle of wits and courage. Jessica was fine when she was a kitten, but Fang Shiqian could hold it by the back of the neck with one hand and stuff it into the tub.But as the cats get older and gain weight, this cat-repressing effect seems to become more and more difficult.And I don't know if it's an illusion, but she always feels that when she bathes Jessica... her cat looks very cowardly, and she always wants to roll up her head and bury it under her belly.

"Absolutely! Look at him shutting himself up at night and going to bed with the lights off at ten o'clock. How can there be such a regular schedule for the elderly?!" Zhang Jiale complained, stuffing the spicy sticks into his mouth.They are all gamers, so why sleep?Are you still human if you are not high at night? !

"That's not enough, is it?" Fang Shiqian was a little surprised.She knew Wang Jiexi, he looked like an old Chinese doctor, but he was actually a party of cultivators. He liked to play games in the middle of the night and stay up all night. Otherwise, there would be no chance for her to kick the door in the morning. Could it be that she has changed her mind now?

"Then why is he turning off the lights so early at night?" Zhang Jiale muttered casually, thinking that he had to move out as soon as possible. He was not used to this kind of work and rest habit. If you don't come back, Sun Zheping, you will die!

"...How would I know? I went to bathe my cat, so I hung up first." Fang Shiqian hung up her phone, but she took this matter to heart, and asked Yuan Baiqing and Liu Fei when she had time them.

She walked into the bedroom. Jessica was "slapping" at her keyboard and didn't know what she was doing with her paws. Seeing Fang Shiqian stepping on a pair of plastic slippers and wearing a coat, the cat's ears trembled. He looked at her warily.

After returning from the All-Stars, Fang Shiqian changed Wang Jiexi's penguin note to Wang Sansui.Jessica said that it refused, it is so smart and witty, how could it be Wang Sansui?Meow meow meow!Be sure to change it back while Fang Shiqian is away!Jessica, whose personality seems to have changed subtly after becoming a cat, thinks so, anyway, it is a cat, and it is understandable that it jumps on the keyboard and shoots garbled characters~

"Okay, don't you know you're a genius?" Fang Shiqian was no longer surprised that Jessica liked to play keyboards, she rolled up her sleeves, and said to it tolerantly: "Come on, it's you Come take a bath with me obediently, or should I grab you and put you in the tub?"

"Meow!!!" OO! ! !I choose not to wash! !

It's impossible not to take a shower.Even if Jessica used the magician's god-level movement in an instant to try to escape to the top of the closet to avoid taking a bath, she still couldn't escape the claws of the God of Healing.

As a cat, she has a natural aversion to water; as a fake cat, Jessica's resistance to bathing has another reason...

Because Fang Shiqian often takes a shower by herself after washing it... Looking at Fang Shiqian who took off her jacket and only put on her underwear, Jessica buried her head in her belly silently... once she dropped her vest It will definitely be punished by Fang Shiqian on the spot.

She was stuffed into the bathtub by Fang Shiqian with a look of lovelessness, Jessica tried her best not to look at her face......

Well, it doesn't know that Fang Shiqian has a C cup. Meow meow, be serious... Mow... Actually, the one with black lace is very pretty...

"Okay, isn't it just some water? What are you talking about? Raise your paw." Not knowing her cat's inner activities, Fang Shiqian carefully bathed Jessica, taking the opportunity to pinch the cat's fleshy pad , Well, in fact, cats who are fatter also have the benefits of being fat. The meat pads feel super nice~

After finally cleaning the cat, Fang Shiqian wiped it dry, and pinched Jessica's butt, "Okay, I see you are screaming miserable, so it's just washed."

Rogue!After being touched by you, does it still want to be a cat?Jessica meowed angrily, Fang Shiqian, let me tell you, you are playing with fire!

It's a pity that Jesse's domineering president card has not been awe-inspiring for a second, but at the moment Fang Shiqian went to undress and take a shower, he silently chose to shrink into a ball and squat in a corner...

You can't watch it, you can't watch it, if you watch it, you will be roasted into a cat's meow meow...

In City H, as the Chinese New Year was approaching, Chen Guo gave the employees of the Internet cafe a holiday, and she wisely chose to accompany Tang Rou to Tang Rou's house for the Chinese New Year.

What?You ask why you don't celebrate the New Year with Ye Xiu and Su Muqiu?Is she going to get along with herself? Do you have to forcefully eat dog food during the Chinese New Year?

As for Ye Xiu, in addition to preparing all kinds of new year's goods, he and Su Muqiu's main daily routine is to take care of the new guild and think about the follow-up team formation.

"Why don't I just retire and come help?" Su Mucheng asked while grabbing her newly made firecracker tube.As soon as the Chinese New Year holiday was over, she immediately packed up and ran back home, so confident that no one dared to stop her.

"No need, we can take care of it." Su Muqiu raised his head from the computer and waved to her, "Come on, here is your diehard fan, help dig it out."

"Good~"

Forming a new trade union is a big project, and recruiting newcomers is not enough. Some organizers who are familiar with trade union management are also needed.

Ye Xiu's original idea was to use his "Ye Qiu" reputation to attract some of his fans to help manage the union. He told Su Muqiu his thoughts in exchange for the latter's contempt.

"There's no need to be so troublesome." Su Muqiu dragged open her penguin friend list and said boldly, as long as he agrees, she can poach the presidents and managers of the second, fifth, and eighth districts of Excellent Dynasty within minutes.As a member of the technical department, Su Muqiu spends quite a lot of time wandering around the online game department, and has a good relationship with many of the managers, some of whom are old friends from her online game days.

In addition, Chen Yehui has recently invested a large amount of trade union resources in the tenth district. This kind of resource inclination has long caused dissatisfaction among the management of the other districts. It is not an exaggeration. It got so bad that I couldn't care about the beginning and the end.

"Uh, this is too cruel, let's not do it for now." Ye Xiu was sweating profusely at Su Muqiu's plan.Of course, this is the simplest and rudest way to solve their immediate problems the fastest.But...that was Excellent Era...the place where they entrusted their dreams, even if they were forced to leave now, he didn't want to use this method to take revenge on Excellent Era at this point in time.

Su Muqiu looked at him for a while, shrugged, and pretended to be relaxed and said, "Okay, then I won't dig." She herself was also conflicted, after all, it was Excellent Era, and she was the one who watched the growth from a small union to a small Internet cafe with her own eyes. As of now.She actually... didn't want to make it so ugly.

Ye Xiu put his arms around her from behind, and said softly, "Thank you, Mu Qiu, for your understanding." He knew what Su Muqiu was thinking, she also loved Excellent Era, but the more she loved, the more she hated the present This expelled their Excellent Era.

"Don't worry, we will definitely go back." He assured Su Muqiu, "We will definitely win the championship together."

"Of course." Su Muqiu leaned into Ye Xiu's arms, raised his head slightly, and the two exchanged a soft kiss.

"And this, um, I remember Mu Yuchengfeng's diehard loyalist." Su Muqiu pointed at Su Mucheng's side, not forgetting to send Ye Xiu, "Ye Xiu, if you are free, go wash the vegetables. Let's eat hot pot!"

"Okay, I'll show you guys some tricks." Ye Xiu, smoking a cigarette, made an OK gesture, and walked lazily towards the kitchen.

"Okay big-headed ghost, if you fry the kitchen, you can sleep in the bathtub at night!" Su Muqiu yelled at him.

Su Mucheng smiled sweetly beside her, her eyes glistened with joy.

No matter what, she was very happy to be able to be with her sister and the others.

Over there, Ye Xiu still enjoyed it even if he was called to cook, but on Ye Qiu's side, um...he just wanted to get his bastard brother out and beat him up right away!

He shouldn't have come to see his bastard brother in a momentary twitch!

"Oh, I said, Lao Ye, why are you wearing such a neat suit today? Su Muqiu asked for it? Hahahaha you have today too, hahahaha, you've fallen! You've definitely fallen!" Outside the residential area of ​​City H, Ye Qiu said to Seeing a young man who inexplicably entangled him had a headache.

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't know each other well!" Gritting his teeth, Ye Qiu thought he really wanted to close the door and keep quiet.

Nima!What's the matter with this familiar chatterbox? !

"How is it possible? Aren't you Ye Qiu? Old Ye, how can you pretend that you don't know me well! It's useless for me to risk being pursued by the captain to help you clear the record." Huang Shaotian muttered and looked at Ye Qiu. Looking again, it seems that something is not right, "Well, you seem to have a lot of energy recently."

"..." I have a sentence mmp that must be stuck on your face!Ye Qiu wants to flip the table, can he say that he is not a jerk brother?Can you?

It's obviously Ye Qiu, but he just can't admit it, damn it!

With his face twisted, Ye Qiu wanted to smile, "I'm sorry... Actually, my name is Ye Xiu..."

The author has something to say: Well...I wanted to post the manuscript before, but I clicked it to publish...Lie down, I messed up QAQ by mistake

☆, Spoiler: IF

The author has something to say: Warning in this chapter: Wang Jiexi has a sex change! ! !In order to show the difference, the name Wang Jieqian is adopted_(:зゝ∠)_

A sudden brain hole, I want Fang Shiqian to turn into a cat, so I have this episode, it is not finished, and I will continue to update this chapter in the future.

9.27 add a paragraph~

[What should I do if the healer in my team suddenly turns into a cat?Very anxious to wait online. ]

Wang Jieqian opened the Penguin interface and typed these words, but before she could send them out, a white shadow flashed in front of her eyes, and a white cat jumped up with lightning speed, "Crack!" and sat on her buttocks. On the keyboard, the two front paws hugged the mouse very humanely, grinning at her.

"Senior, don't make trouble..." she said helplessly.

"Meow!" The big white cat was unmoved, and continued to show its teeth, and the hair on the tip of its tail seemed to stand up.

"I'm also trying to figure out a way."

"Meow meow!" Continue to be fierce, but don't move your position.

"And... I want to say..." Wang Jieqian said slowly, a gloating smile flashed in her asymmetrical eyes, "You sit on the S button, the message has been sent, Senior Fang Shiqian .”

"Meow? Meow!!!" The white cat looked at the words that had been sent, and was dumbfounded.

Wang Jieqian, female, 19 years old, the new captain of Team Tiny Herb, the successor of Wang Buliuxing.In this male-dominated e-sports circle, this girl won the best rookie of the year with her unrestrained style of play and calmness that does not match her age in her first year of debut. She can be said to be a veritable star of tomorrow.However, at the end of the third season, when the summer break was about to begin, Ms. Wang found out that something was wrong... um... Fang Shiqian, the healer who had always had a little bit of a problem with her taking over as the captain, suddenly became a cat.

This plot is a bit unscientific.Ms. Wang, who had dreamed of receiving the Hogwarts admission letter as a child, was paralyzed, watching a big white cat walk three steps and roll twice in Fang Shiqian's dormitory in a nervous manner, stumbling and howling all over the room.Don't ask her how she got the key to Fang Shiqian's dormitory, Lin Jie, who would hide the keys under the flower pots beside the dormitory, had already told her.If it wasn't for the fact that the cat could unlock Fang Shiqian's phone within three seconds, and was able to stagger on the keyboard with its cat's paws and type out the words [I am Fang Shiqian], she would never have believed it.

Are you an Animagus?After confirming that the cat was Fang Shiqian, Ms. Wang asked him seriously, and even took out a pen and paper to express that she wanted to record the method of becoming a cat.For this, the big white cat slapped her on the face with a meat pad, and then pointed its butt at her angrily.

He knew that his captain's brain circuit was abnormal!

[Hahahahaha, what the hell is the treatment turning into a cat?Melancholic kitten? ] As soon as the information was sent to the group, the players who had nothing to do during the summer break suddenly cheered up and started complaining.

[No, no, the key is that this is the news from Team Wang, Tiny Herb's treatment... Could it be.../panic/panic/panic]

[Alas!It cannot be said, do you want to be hammered to death by treatment? ] This is the mournful cry of those who have actually experienced being hacked to death by the guardian angel of Fang Shiqian.

[There's nothing to be frightened about, isn't it Fang Shiqian's little prince, if he really turns into a cat, post a picture for everyone to enjoy. ] Ye Qiu, who had just won the third championship, erupted lazily, expressing that he was fearless, [Hey, is Wang Dayan there?Come out and explain @王杰耀]

[Oh God! ]

[Good morning Ye Qiu! ]

[God, look at me here! ]

A series of worshipers in the group walked up and down, the white cat saw the good deeds it had done, and let out a miserable "meow" in front of the screen, its ears drooped, and its paws covered its eyes.

Wang Jieqian thought it was amused to see it's heartbroken look, "What are you going to do, senior?"

what can he do !Fang Shiqian, who had turned into a cat, tilted his head angrily, and made himself into a cat ball and pretended to be dead.

Looking at the big white cat with slippery fur in front of him, Wang Jieqian resisted the urge to pluck its fur, and seriously discussed with him, "How about getting up from the keyboard first, senior, and let me explain?"

"" The cat's ears moved, doubtful.

"If you don't explain, I'm sure senior will be very distressed, right?" Wang Jieqian continued to speak with a good temper, carefully stretching out her hand to stroke the cat's fur, ah, it's so soft, it feels so good.

"Meow..." Well, I will trust you reluctantly.The white cat meowed reluctantly, and moved to free the keyboard.

Wang Jieqian: [I was away just now, I let the cat step on the keyboard, I didn't send the message. ] She explained.

[Can a cat send such smooth messages? ] Lin Jingyan, who debuted a year earlier than her, questioned, [Wang Dui, are you kidding me? ]

[Maybe it's fine. ] Wang Jieqian replied half-truthfully.

"Meow!" Fuck you, uncle!Fang Shiqian became furious again, and wanted to pounce on the keyboard. Are you explaining this?Is it? Is it? ! ! !

But this time, Wang Jieqian had sharp eyes and quick hands, and quickly pinched the cat's neck before he pounced on it. The soft flesh at the back of the cat's neck was its weakness, and once it was caught, it could only obey obediently. "Senior, don't be in a hurry." She hugged the cat in her arms and said.

[After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become refined. ] Ye Qiu reappeared, [Wang Jieqian, your lies are not plausible. ]

[But the cat stepped on the keyboard, and it's still making trouble. ] Wang Jieqian replied, and incidentally sent a photo of a big, angry white cat lying in her arms with an unhappy face.

It is very unscientific for people to change into cats. Everyone didn't take it seriously. Seeing that there is a real cat, the topic quickly changed to "This cat really looks like Fang Shiqian" and "Wang Jieqian, what is your input method?" what's the situation".

Anyway, at least the thing about people turning into cats was ignored.

Fang Shiqian's heart was also broken. It's fine that the plot of man turning into a cat happened to him, but Wang Jieqian was the first to find out.It was impossible to say that he had no objection to Wang Jieqian. All the male players on the team unconditionally agreed to such a pretty girl coming to Tiny Herb, and Fang Shiqian was no exception.But then this girl with big eyes and small eyes beat everyone in the team to the ground and replaced Lin Jie as Tiny Herb's new captain. This direction...he couldn't bear it.

Not to mention that in this year, Wang Buliuxing's position and coquettish flying around the field are too many times to count. As a healer in charge of the whole team, when encountering such a DPS who only cares about waves, he didn't let him go. She was considered Fang Shiqian's good temper.

"Fortunately, it's Xiaxiu now, otherwise it would be troublesome." Wang Jieqian said suddenly and thoughtlessly.

They are both in the dormitory now, and there is a computer in front of each of them.In order not to reveal the truth, Wang Jieqian also moved his computer and connected it to Penguin.In this way, Fang Shiqian made jokes from time to time, and finally got the matter out of the way.But this can be regarded as confirming a sentence, separated by a network cable, you don't know whether you are chatting with a human or a cat.

"Meow..." Fang Shiqian squatted in front of his computer, and lazily "meowed" when he heard the words, which was his approval.If it's really better than the season, it's okay to say that there are fewer other players, and the healer can't play, then basically the whole team is GG ahead of time. "Senior, let's take a look, which of these things do you like?"

"Meow?" Fang Shiqian turned around, his cat's face turned dark.Cat paw boards, cat food bowls, cat litter, cat washing bags, cat grass, cat toys... Wang Jieqian's shopping cart is full of various products that fully reflect the invisible cat control in front of her.

I didn't expect you to be such Wang Jieqian!I misread you!

Fang Shiqian wanted to stare at her, but unfortunately, his stare has no power when he is a human, let alone a cat.

"Or, should you choose senior yourself?" Wang Jieqian tilted her head and said innocently with a smile in her eyes.

"..." Choose cat food and cat litter for yourself... Is this what cats should do? !Fang Shiqian was inexplicably sad and indignant, and then... it silently knocked out its Taobao account, proudly took the cat's paw, and bought it with this, so it wouldn't be a meow that eats soft food!

Language communication is a virtue, but it's a pity that Fang Shiqian couldn't reach an ideological consensus with his captain when he was still a human (huh?), and it was even more impossible after he became a cat.

Fang Shiqian, the big white cat, squatted in front of the canned herring that smelled like biochemical weapons, desperate to die... Damn it, the key is that he bought it with his own money!I did it to death... I don't want to take the blame! ! !

Senior, what do you think of the taste of this brand of canned food?The newly promoted shit shovel officer Wang Jieqian asked questions humbly, with an extremely sincere attitude.

Is this what cats eat?Fang Shiqian's answer was to slap the catnip lollipop that Wang Jieqian used as a microphone with a slap of the cat's paw, and then...failed to resist the temptation of the catnip, he couldn't help hugging the catnip and chewing on it... ..

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he stopped being a cat!

After waking up, Fang Shiqian realized once again that he could not resist the temptation of catnip, and Fang Shiqian rolled on the floor in frustration.

A big white fluffy cat rolled around in front of him, with pink pads and soft belly exposed from time to time. Faced with such a "beautiful scenery", Wang Jieqian silently narrowed her eyes, feeling weird The light flashed by.

Inexplicably, Fang Shiqian felt a chill behind his back, and the cat's fur exploded.

His premonition was definitely not groundless. Soon, Fang Shiqian saw Wang Jieqian's peculiar interest in keeping cats.

"Senior, what do you think of this cat bell?"

"I heard that cat washing bags of this brand are used outside, do you want to try it, senior?"

"This Elizabeth circle..."

Every time he heard Wang Jieqian sternly calling senior and then taking out all kinds of weird things like Doraemon, Fang Shiqian couldn't help but feel his scalp numb and want to run away with his tail between his legs.

Not to mention the bad behavior of using catnip to lure a cat to lose its nature. She can't bear to cover him with those so-called cute little clothes and cat claw covers. Is he a cat?It's not a cat at all! !

Once again slapping off the bow that Wang Jiexi was trying to tie on his tail, Fang Shiqian howled and protested at Wang Jiexi, while the other party gave him an innocent look of "I don't know what you're talking about" with big and small eyes .

I'm so sorry that I didn't pass the eye language test!

The big white cat rushed to the top of the closet angrily, leaving Wang Jieqian with an "angry" back.

"Senior, are you really not going to come down?" Wang Jieqian continued to ask sincerely while sitting at the desk.

"Meow!" Absolutely not coming down, you will never come down if you don't throw these things away!Fang Shiqian howled angrily, don't let him know who recommended these things to Wang Jieqian, if he found out, he would kill him without any discussion!

"Ah!" A certain future black-hearted fish in G City sneezed.

Naturally, it was impossible for Wang Jieqian to stay at Tiny Herb Club every day during the summer break. Unlike Fang Shiqian's parents who were abroad, where one cat fed the whole family and the whole family was not hungry, Wang Jieqian, as a native of City B, still had to go home.

So the big white cat could only reluctantly lie on the box and go home with her.

Even the pink cat litter that Wang Jieqian bought for him.

To be reasonable, Fang Shiqian refused when he received the real thing, but as a man in spirit (he professes himself), he can't sleep in the girl's room, right?So he received such a cat litter - a pink cat litter filled with lace, velvet, soft cushions and a series of girly elements you can imagine!To be honest, when Fang Shiqian saw this thing, he felt that Wang Jieqian's image in his heart had completely collapsed.

Can you imagine that Wang Buliuxing, who is so handsome, cool and tyrannical on the field, will have the side of such a little girl! ! !Fang Shiqian felt that those opponents who were shot to death by her Jue Xingxing would faint in the toilet.Fortunately, she has basic common sense and knows that men and women are different, and the big white cat lying in the cat's nest thought sadly, it's rare for the old lady to have a heart attack, otherwise how could he explain to Captain Lin Jie, when he met such an incomprehensible girl like Wang Jieqian Fang Shiqian felt that he was so worried that his hair would fall out.

A high moon hangs in the night sky, and a big white cat is thinking about life in a pink cat nest.