[full-time master] she and her cat

If Ye Qiu was given another chance, he would definitely not call himself "Ye Xiu" in a flash of fever.

Ye Qiu thought sadly.

The good education he received since he was a child allowed him to maintain proper politeness and demeanor in any situation, but facing Huang Shaotian, this was far from enough, yes, far from enough.

Huang Shaotian is a smart chatterbox, smart enough for him to see the situation clearly, as for chatter...

"Oh, so you are Ye Qiu's brother?"

"Why didn't I hear Lao Ye mentioning you? Where are you from? You don't look like you are from City H, right? Let me guess, your tone sounds a bit like people from City B."

"Hahahaha, it seems that I guessed it right. It seems that my observation ability is still very good. Then guess where I am from?"

BALABALA, so non-stop.

Repeat again, Huang Shaotian is a smart chatterbox. Facing such a person who claims to be "Ye Xiu" and looks exactly like "Ye Qiu", although he still has some doubts, this does not prevent him from immediately starting the nonsense mode, with 12 With great enthusiasm, he complained to this "Ye Xiu" about the "good things" that "Ye Qiu" had done these years.

From N years ago and Su Muqiu collaborating together to kill the innocent and innocent self to asking myself to help brush up the book and not giving supper, from those years of falling in love with Han Wenqing to now driving a Lord Grim In the tenth district, countless bloody storms blew up... Huang Shaotian's chatter was enough to kneel down the entire alliance. In just a few minutes, Ye Qiu's impression of his brother had jumped all the way from "the bastard brother who ran away from home" to "the scourge of the alliance." The ultimate boss for nearly eight years"...

If the old man knew that his brother used what he had learned before in the game, he would probably be so angry that he vomited blood...

Ye Qiu, who was blamed a lot for no reason, maintained a gentle smile and vomited blood in his heart, with the urge to shake off all the good things his bastard brother did.

Fortunately, this topic was interrupted by the fireworks that exploded when the apartment door opened, "Oh, sorry, I didn't expect such a good effect this time." Su Mucheng was holding the wreckage of her latest fireworks tube , stuck out his tongue and apologized.Huang Shaotian and Ye Qiu in front of them were drenched with colored paper ribbons, and they were in a state of embarrassment.

"Yo, young man Ye Qiu, you two look good." Ye Xiu poked his head out from the kitchen, wearing a small pink apron with hot eyes, and commented on them.

"Bastard brother!"

"Hey, who is Ye Qiu?"

Ye Qiu and Huang Shaotian called at the same time!

After a lot of tossing and tidying up, the few people finally sat in the living room and could have a good conversation.

"Ye Qiu, you said your name is Ye Xiu, and you are still a big brother. Are you promising?" Ye Xiu still wore his hot-eyed apron, and praised his brother's spirit of pretending to try to usurp the throne.

Ye Qiu pretended to be calm, as if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, "What if you bark, I can't pretend to be you if you have my ID card."

"Damn it? What's the situation with you, Old Ye? Who is Ye Qiu?" Huang Shaotian was still struggling with the shredded paper ribbon on his head, and asked again after hearing this.

"Wipe yours well." Su Mucheng, who sprayed her hair with ribbons, smiled and covered his face with a hot towel.

"Haha, Sister Su, you are so fierce, show mercy." Facing the girl he likes, Huang Shaotian still understands the truth that "children who can make trouble have sweets", and begged Su Mucheng for mercy with a smile.

Su Muqiu took all this into consideration, straightened his hair and walked into the kitchen.Let’s add boiled okra tonight, she will cook it herself.

Ye Qiu and Ye Xiu's messy matter is actually something that can be explained clearly in a few sentences. After guessing the answer from their vague words, the first thing Huang Shaotian thought of was——

So does Excellent Era know that the contracts they have signed for so many years are invalid? ? ?Did Tyranny know that he had called his mortal enemy by the wrong name?No, the whole league seems to have called the wrong name...

He used to be one of them, and he kind of wanted to give everyone some wax.

The atmosphere at the dinner table in the evening was still very harmonious, except for Huang Shaotian who made a bitter face at the scorched okra in front of him, the communication atmosphere of the rest of the people was harmonious and beautiful.

Ye Qiu had a good impression of Su Muqiu, to be exact, he and his parents had a great impression of this girl.It's great to have such a good-looking and good-tempered person as my sister-in-law. Most importantly, she can control his bastard brother.

"So are you going home again this year?" Ye Qiu glared at his brother as he picked up a chopstick for himself.

"You still want to ask something that you know the result of?" Ye Xiu asked back.

"But our mother asked you to bring your girlfriend back to show her." Ye Qiu said calmly.

"The reason is outdated. You used this excuse the year before last." Ye Xiu said coldly, "By the way, that's not what Mom said when she called yesterday."

"Xiao Dian is very ill and will soon die. You don't want to go back and see him for the last time?" Ye Qiu threw out the second reason, ready to take out his handkerchief and cry at any time.

"I remember you posted it on your Moments yesterday." Ye Xiu pointed out sharply that just because he doesn't play with his phone doesn't mean he doesn't know.

"..." Can the topic of having such a bastard go on!Ye Qiu wanted to throw the handkerchief angrily.

Huang Shaotian bitterly ate a chopstick of okra under Su Muqiu's kind gaze, feeling a little tired. Su Muqiu separated him from Su Mucheng like every parent, which made him feel that his pursuit must be In the distant future, "What is Xiaodian?" He tried to get closer to Su Muqiu.

"Earth dog." Su Muqiu said with a gentle smile, "How about okra? Do you want some more?"

"Okay" QAQ, facing his sister who likes girls, Huang Shaotian dare not say a word, he has lost the ability to talk, he can only continue to love each other with the okra in the bowl, and be a quiet and beautiful man, who said he Love okra? !When he goes back, he must clean up those bastards who don't think it's a big deal to watch the show! ! !

Chinese New Year is not easier than usual. Fang Shiqian, who finally broke free from the greetings from the seven aunts and eight aunts, returned home. Before she started to collapse into a salted fish, she found... her cat started to tear down the house...

I saw Jessica squatting on her bookshelf, staring at a certain glass jar, and all kinds of books were scattered on the ground, which seemed to be a good thing for it.

Seeing Fang Shiqian came back, Jessica, who had grown into a big cat, immediately withdrew her paws, meowed a few times, and flicked her tail in a flattering voice.

"Can't eat, have you forgotten what you did before?" Fang Shiqian put aside the New Year's goods and started to clean up the mess left by her cat.

"Meow~"

"What should I do if I get nervous after eating?"

"Meow~"

"No matter how much you meow, it's useless!"

"Meow meow~~~"

The culprit was the cat snack Liu Fei recommended to her, the catnip lollipop, and the sphere of catnip with a stick of Polygonum japonica inserted under it. I want to take another bite and take another bite.For this reason, Fang Shiqian had to put the lollipop in a jar and put it out of the cat's reach, but even so, Jessica still found it within two days.

However, what Fang Shiqian didn't expect was that although her cat couldn't handle the jar during the day, it might not be possible at night...

When she got out of the shower, she saw her cat happily licking a catnip lollipop. The lid of the plastic jar was opened and thrown aside, which made her send her cat to the research institute again. impulse.

Wang Jiexi said that he really didn't do it on purpose.As soon as I possessed the body, I saw a big jar in front of me, which exuded a very tempting aroma.Wanting to eat, wanting to eat, wanting to eat, this impulse kept echoing in its head, so that when he came back to his senses, he had already opened the jar, hugged the lollipop and began to lick it.

The head is so dizzy, the cat is so floating.Jessica in Wang Dayan's version feels that she is probably crazy. This feeling of being out of control is something that humans cannot have. As Tiny Herb's captain, the one who is expected by the people around him has long been restrained and self-disciplined. It goes deep into the bone marrow, but as a cat, it can act coquettishly and get angry without any scruples. You don't have to worry about being inappropriate, and you don't have to worry about Fang Shiqian getting angry and ignoring herself.

"Oh, look at you, you must have eaten too much." Hearing Fang Shiqian's distressed voice, the cat narrowed its eyes happily, "Meow meow meow meow~" Here you come, this is really good.

Fang Shiqian didn't know what her cat was meowing about. Jessica looked like she had been drugged, lazily rolling on the bed with a lollipop, spreading catnip everywhere, and kept blinding herself. call out.

What kind of thing did Liu Fei recommend? She wanted to sigh, and now she had to change the sheets again at night.

"Meow meow~ meow~ meow~" Don't sigh, let's play together~ Don't be angry~ Jessica walked into her arms with unsteady steps. Fragrance, there are still drops of water dripping from the tips of the hair.It felt as if it had been bewitched, and the cat's soft pads rubbed against Alchemy's face, a little warm and itchy.

"Tsk, this sticky one, don't pretend to be dead when you wake up tomorrow." Fang Shiqian clicked his tongue, and stretched out his hand to support it to prevent it from falling.She has figured out the temper of her cat a little bit. If she is clingy during the day, she must be cold at night, but if she is enthusiastic at night...it is awkward to be indifferent during the day.

"Meow~ Meow Meow~ Meow Meow Meow Meow~" You see you always look so awkward, the boys in the team know that you are a knife-mouthed and tofu-hearted, but you don't know it yourself, seeing Fang Shiqian like that Impatient but still very patient, Jessica continued to meow, the ecstasy brought by the catnip made him feel like a dream, let alone talk to Fang Shiqian face to face Saying these words, Fang Gongju will definitely slap his face and drag him to the arena to clean up.

I thought about it, you like that field, you like the feeling of playing, so no matter what you do, I will support you.Jessica boldly rubbed her face and shouted softly, "Whether as a teammate or... maybe as an opponent, I will support you."

It cautiously leaned forward and licked her lips earnestly. He really, really likes her.

Then...

Then.......

Fang Shiqian sneered and picked up her cat and stuffed it into the Damo Guyan pillow that had been scratched so hard that her face could not be seen clearly. Even the cat came to take advantage of her, so give it up as a snack.

The author has something to say: On the second day, Liu Fei, who was already on winter vacation, received a new training menu from her captain. Faced with the menu that doubled the amount of training, Liu Fei cried, QAQ, she made a mistake what a spicy! ! !Captain, tell me I can change it right away! ! !

Wang Jiexi sneezed, and continued to place an order for catnip to send to Fang Shiqian.