[full-time master] she and her cat

When Su Muqiu came to look for Fang Shiqian, she was preparing cat food for Jessica in the kitchen watching the video.

The house in Shanglinyuan naturally has a kitchen, but most of the time everyone is busy with game training, and the three meals a day are mostly takeaway and stir-fry, so Su Muqiu and Fang Shiqian sometimes like to use the kitchen to make a few dishes when they are free on weekends. next meal.And because of raising a cat, Fang Shiqian’s frequency of cooking fish has greatly increased. Steamed, braised, sweet and sour, fried and grilled. It was so round and round that the claws could hardly be seen.

Although he said it was troublesome, and often angrily pushed Jessica's head into the rice bowl, Fang Shiqian still couldn't stop her cat's pitiful(?) eyes, and muttered Complaining, he put on an apron and cooks for Jessica.

Wang Jiexi, who is very straightforward and knows the attributes of Fang Shiqian, must be sure of this point to successfully pursue the God of Healing.

Su Muqiu thought this way, and looked at the tabby cat with its head raised up at Fang Shiqian's feet with scrutiny, oh, it's really unexpected, she thought this cat was just smarter...

"Well, Sister Su, do you want to try this fish soup? It's about the same heat, just add some salt and it's ready to drink." Fang Shiqian turned her head and recommended her cooking works to Su Muqiu.She originally wanted to learn how to shave fish, debone chicken, chop mud, steam them in water and make balls like in the video, but the requirements of the video were too complicated and the time period was too long. I really don’t have much talent. I lost my patience just after scraping a fish scale. I simply washed the fish and threw it into the pot. Put some green onion, ginger and garlic into the pot and then add water to make the soup. Anyway, it’s crucian carp. Add a little salt and pepper to the white soup. Very delicious.

"Don't be in a hurry to drink the soup, Qianqian, come with me, I have something good to show you." Su Muqiu knelt down and patted Jessica's head, smiling meaningfully.

"What?" Fang Shiqian was a little curious.

Su Muqiu glanced at the cat meaningfully, "You will know when you come to my room, don't worry, it will definitely be a surprise, will the young lady come?" She smiled brightly, and even took the initiative to hug Fang Shiqian's shoulder intimately.

"Okay, okay." There was a pretty young lady who offered to throw herself into her arms, and Alchemist was so happy that she didn't even want to pet the cat anymore. She hurriedly filled Jessica with some fish soup and meat, and happily followed Su Muqiu to the bedroom, leaving Jessica's cat was facing the cat food bowl, and the cat's face was full of displeasure.

Addicted to femininity and not feline, it needs to wonder whether it is meow old and yellow, bah, bah, bah, bah!

Su Muqiu did give Fang Shiqian a big "surprise".

Seriously, Fang Shiqian is in a bad mood after watching the video... Who the hell will find out that her cat can unlock the phone?What about those who can't become elites after the founding of the country?

"I think you're teasing me, Sister Su." She said weakly, "Should I go to the hospital?" She was almost scared to death. Qian felt that she needed to go to a Taoist temple or a temple to invite a master to catch the demon...

Su Muqiu's expression was slightly better than hers. After all, it was the second time she saw it. God knows, she just wanted to check the video to see if Ye Xiu was smoking secretly, but all of a sudden, she saw such a hot thing... It's all three views. Are you going to destroy it...

"Maybe it's just very smart?" Su Muqiu frowned and tried to find a reason for Fang Shiqian, but she didn't believe it herself, "Qianqian, do you often unlock your phone in front of the cat, and then the cat sees a conditioned reflex or something?" of……"

"Then it's too smart, and it can change the penguin's notes... and..." Fang Shiqian paused, wait, what notes did Jessica change?She remembered Wang Jiexi's "Three Years Old"...

Fang Shiqian's memory is pretty good, so she naturally remembered that this wasn't the first time Jessica took the initiative to change Wang Jiexi's remarks.I may not feel much when I have experienced many things, but now I think about it...

You know, there is a word called turning over old accounts.

Jessica especially likes to have trouble with Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian, either kicking Ye Xiu's mouse or scratching Huang Shaotian's keyboard, and at the earliest time, she would even step on the keyboard and howl at Ye Xiu; When sleeping, Jessica would always crawl on the bed to forcefully occupy a seat, as if she was worried that she would not want it; at the time of the All-Stars, Wang Jiexi got jealous after Jessica said that she wanted the cat but not him, and even Childishly meowing like a cat, Wang Jiexi hadn't seen Jessica a few times at that time; what's more... when she saw the cat for the first time, the kitten gave her the illusion that Wang Jiexi was possessed...

People's sixth sense is really a mysterious thing. Although there is no evidence, Fang Shiqian inexplicably believes that there must be some kind of connection between Jessica and Wang Jiexi.How should I put it, if this is the case, there are many things that can be explained clearly, for example, when Jessica was picked up, it ran around during the day and fell on the ground at night, and was so picky about eating; When watching Tiny Herb’s game, why would she still be found after changing seats; for example, why Wang Jiexi can keep her schedule so clear and always come to her when she is free; and why Wang Jiexi keeps looking for her. There is a reason not to let her take the cat to the pet hospital... All kinds of clues corresponded one by one, thinking that in the end Fang Shiqian felt unbelievable and at the same time there was only one thought in his head-Jessica, you rubbed your chest and peeped at me so many times in the shower, do you still think? alive? ! ! !

"Ah!" Wang Jiexi sneezed, feeling a little cold behind him for no reason.

Turning into a cat for no reason is really mysterious and mysterious, and it cannot be explained by common sense. It took him a long time to gradually adapt from the initial inexplicable panic to the gradual adaptation.When becoming a cat, many things will get out of control. For example, Wang Jiexi just wanted to look at Fang Shiqian from a distance at first, but he still couldn't help but want to get closer, closer, closer... as if this could make up for his The hurt caused by pride to the other party for a while, it seems... In this way, I can deceive myself that the other party has not left and is still standing behind me.

But this is self-deception after all.He is too proud and self-righteous, always thinking that he can arrange the best way out for others, but the reality tells him that everyone is out of control, and the game field is changing rapidly, let alone people's hearts.

Fortunately, everything can be salvaged.Becoming a cat can really learn a lot, for example, retreating as an advance, for example, secretly understanding Fang Shiqian's thoughts, and gradually getting rid of those bad parts of yourself.This approach was really bad, and Wang Jiexi knew it well. He had been trying to clarify the facts to Fang Shiqian these days, but all kinds of accidental and unexpected situations always made his plan fail.

But not admitting it is not a matter after all... Wang Jiexi opened his eyes from the dormitory bed with a cold attitude, feeling distressed in his heart.If Fang Shiqian knew the truth, he would chop off his _(:з」∠)_. I don’t know what posture he should use to admit his mistake so that she would not murder her husband...

There is an idiom called Cup Bow Snake Shadow. Anyway, since Fang Shiqian knew that her cat was most likely to be Wang Jiexi, Fang Shiqian felt that the whole person was not very good. When she thought of Wang Jiexi wearing Jessica's skin and pretending to be cute... This world is so scary Lin Jie, what kind of bastard heir are you looking for? QAQ! ! !

But the reality is that Jessica seldom acts cute. Most of the time, Jessica walks slowly in the training room with her big and small eyes open, flicking her fluffy tail back and forth, and then coldly stares at Ye Xiu used a paw to power off the computer...it's actually quite cute_(:з」∠)_

For Jun Moxiao's sudden disconnection, she expressed her usual gloat and happiness, and Fang Shiqian wailed silently in her heart after laughing... What should I do, she actually felt that the captain who turned into a cat was cuter than herself_(:з」∠)_ round and round It's so cute that you can poke and pinch it by yourself.

Sitting on the bed and elevating her cat routine, Fang Shiqian murmured, "Hmm...it really feels much cuter than Wang Jiexi."

"Meow?" Jessica stared at Fang Shiqian as if struck by lightning.

"Look, as for my captain, it doesn't matter if he looks strange, but he has a bad temper. Mensao also likes to pretend to be old-fashioned. When playing games, he has convulsions like something..." Fang Shiqian He began to enumerate Wang Jiexi's evil deeds, "Ah yes, it's just letting go, do you think it's easy for me? If I don't know, I think my milk is poisonous, and even if I chase my milk, I will even run away. I really want to let him die when I'm so angry. never mind."

"Then people are so bad, they won't say it clearly when they are jealous, they insist on showing a look of "I'm not jealous, I'm fine, I can beat ten of them one by one", hehe, haven't I counted who he is? Turn around Watching me flirt with seventeen or eight young ladies and kittens, he can suffocate himself to death."

Fang Shiqian said triumphantly. Seeing that Jessica's ears were so sad that she collapsed, she pretended to be surprised, "Hey, why are you depressed? I don't dislike you. What I dislike is Wang Jiexi, whose emotional intelligence is at most three years old. Guy."

"Wang Sansui" expressed his sadness. Although Fang Shiqian's disgust was more based on his understanding of him...but...does he want to be happy about it?Seeing that Fang Shiqian is going to happily climb the wall to tease the little girl and hug the kitten, he doesn't want to be happy at all, okay?Obviously that's not what they said when they called just now, it's a lie!Fang Shiqian is a big liar with a small heart! ! !

Jessica huddled herself into a ball angrily, while Fang Shiqian was talking to herself, "Listen to Liu Xiao, don't say that the cat from Juzi's family has become a lot cuter recently, and I just want to go back to City B, and Ann Let's go to the club after dinner~"

Meow meow meow?Key words, school girl, cat cub, Jessica thinks its alert level needs to be raised to the highest.

The author has something to say: There is a word called "Please put the cat in the urn", Fang Shiqian is going back to City B, will it be too late before Jessica hangs Tiny Herb's gate?