[full-time master] she and her cat

Fang Shiqian, if she changed her gender, she would be a scumbag, the red flag at home is not down, the colorful flags are fluttering outside the house, and she is not satisfied with Wang Jiexi, she teases cats and dogs every day, she is a scumbag, she must post on Weibo Scum hanging on the wall!

However, she has a female gender and looks very deceptive. No one would have imagined that behind such a long-legged, long-legged, slender, black, long, straight girl, there is a heart to tease girls in the harem.So much so that even after retiring, he still has countless fans, and he lives a very nourishing life in the crowd of young ladies and sisters every day.As for Mr. Wang who is one of the few who can see through everything, oh... this damn sexist world, he has given up struggling _(:з」∠)_

But now, our "human scum" Fang Gongju is thinking about how to expose his cat's vest, and then clean up both the cat and the cat.

"Do you think that if I send the cat to the hospital now to be my father-in-law, will Jie Xi jump out immediately?" Fang Shiqian asked Su Muqiu with her mobile phone between her hands on the way to date the elementary school girl. Jessica was sent to the pet shop by her The shaving was probably caused by Fang Shiqian's poor shaving technique. Jessica ran around the room when she saw Fang Shiqian holding the scissors, and she didn't cooperate.

"...Be sober, Jessica is innocent, how come the little kitty is the one who got hurt in the things between you adults?" Su Muqiu said on the other end of the phone, "Look how many times Ye Xiu has made me angry He wasn't so angry that he took apart his One Autumn Leaf and ran naked, right?"

"But you use his account to make videos and make MMDs," Fang Shiqian unceremoniously exposed her routine, "The seven-year itch clip of One Autumn Leaf and Lord Grim that went viral recently, how dare you say that you didn't do it? "

"Hey, so you read it. The double numbers are on different sides, and One Autumn Leaf is waiting for him, but his master has found another new love. Isn't this routine enough to abuse?" Su Muqiu said briskly, "Old Ye dares to snatch my Wild Boss at the end!" You should be ready to be hung on the wall if you sell me with one hit."

"But now it's rumored that Ye Xiang and CP fell in love and killed each other." Fang Shiqian was not abused by this sadomasochistic story, but just reminded Su Muqiu that her rhythm was wrong, "Combining with you will soon start offline Sai, I think this wave of CP is going to be popular."

"Fire is fire, Yiye's recently dyed hair feels hot to my eyes." Su Muqiu complained angrily, "What's wrong with black hair, I really want to take a peek at that shiny golden head once."

"Then I wish Sister Su that when you meet Excellent Era, you will have your heads shot." Fang Shiqian squinted and said, indeed, it is too inhumane to castrate his cat because of Wang Jiexi's anger. Cats are innocent. So let's deal with Wang Jiexi specifically.

The dinner with the members of the e-sports department was quite pleasant. Fang Shiqian has been busy with Xingxin's various trainings during the summer vacation. In her spare time, she took An Wenyi and Yuan Baiqing to the map of glory, so she lost contact with friends from the university. Quite a few, but in view of the principle of "you can't give up the whole forest for one tree", Fang Shiqian and An Wenyun still have quite a lot of contact. The time will not look so strange.In addition, the new pastor An Wenyi and An Wenyun that Xingxin had found were still relatives. The mystery of why her cold hands were a girl with big breasts and hips was finally solved, and An Wenyi no longer had to be looked at by the God of Healing." The eyes of HenTai in the dead house are really gratifying. Congratulations.

"I heard from Xiaoan that you are going to form a team to participate in this challenge." On the way to walk after dinner, An Wenyun mentioned this matter, "It was okay offline at first, but in the semi-finals, what are you going to do, Fang Shiqian ?” The final of the challenge is to be played in City B. As Tiny Herb’s headquarters, the former God of Healing will come back as a player in other teams, and many Tiny Herb fans will probably not accept it.

"I should be glad that Tiny Herb won't be participating in the Challenger League, right?" Fang Shiqian smiled. Zhang Jiale announced his return to Tyranny this summer, and Dazzling Hundred Blossoms was also bought by Tyranny, attracting crazy diss from Hundred Flowers.In contrast, Fang Shiqian felt that the only thing she should be thankful for was that the attention of the Challenger League was not as high as that of the professional league, and the offline games were not registered at first, so she could still play for a while.

"But this is the only chance for me to get in touch with the game." She said lightly, so no matter how much criticism she would receive, even if there were rumors and rumors ahead, she would not stop.

"It's really... persistent." An Wenyun didn't know how to comment on this. An Wenyi planned to take a break from school in order to join the team, but Fang Shiqian didn't care that he would lose his godhead because of it. It should be said that this is the charm of the Glory Champion what?

"There is still more than half a year left. During this period of time, I can still do it. Xiao An, you don't have to worry." Fang Shiqian smiled, and she was very optimistic.The God of Healing has always been a heartless guy with top-notch ability to withstand pressure. A mere change of team will definitely not be able to overwhelm her.

"Well, that's all right, Miss Sister, let's work hard."

After separating from An Wenyun, Fang Shiqian went to the pet grooming shop. Jessica, who had a new look and was washed for nothing, was picked up by Fang Shiqian. She pinched the cat's paw and found that the cat's nails had also been cut. Fang Shiqian was very upset. satisfy.

The next destination, Tiny Herb Club.

Wang Jiexi's eyelids started to twitch early this morning, his left eye twitched and his right eye twitched. This ominous and auspicious omen made him wonder if it was retribution for forcibly snatching wild pictures with Ye Xiu and Su Muqiu last night.

It is also possible that Fang Shiqian had newly planted some green on his head on a date with his young lady.

Once this idea was formed, I couldn't stop it. Even if I trained every member of the team again and arranged an extra [-]% of the training volume, it still couldn't be calmed down. My girlfriend was out wandering, and I couldn't sleep or eat.After killing and playing all morning, Wang Jiexi finally got up and drove to the place where Fang Shiqian had a date and dinner.

Driving out on a non-working day in the imperial capital was simply out of the question. Anyway, by the time Wang Jiexi arrived, Fang Shiqian had already made an appointment with a girl to pet the cat, and she was still carrying various snack bags in her hand.

"Oh, what a coincidence? Captain, you don't practice today." Fang Shiqian pretended to be surprised when caught by Wang Jiexi, and did not forget to shake the bag in her hand, "Do you want to eat the newly baked walnut steak in Daoxiang Village?"

Wang Jiexi also replied calmly, "What a coincidence", and then, as if he didn't think there was enough drama, he asked, "Fang Shiqian, why didn't you tell me when you returned to City B?"

Install, continue to install.Fang Shiqian rolled her eyes, and her anger began to gather strength. She bought a bus ticket to send the cat, including calling the girl to make an appointment, and did not avoid Jessica, and the appearance of the flower cat's ears pricking up the whole time also showed that it listened to every word. , Wang Jiexi, are you still pretending for me now? ! !

"I made a sudden decision and came back to make an appointment for dinner with some friends." Fang Shiqian immediately explained her itinerary, "I was planning to go to Tiny Herb to reward you guys, so you came here."

In fact, let's go to pet the cat... Wang Jiexi, who had already seen through Fang Shiqian's essence, thought, "Then get in the car, it just happens to be on the way."

"Yo, you came to the city center just to pick me up. How dare you."

"It's only natural to pick up your girlfriend, it should be."

The two of them chattered nonchalantly in the car, they said they had to have a full meal before their head was cut off, so it was rare for Fang Shiqian not to come up and pierce Wang Jiexi's cat vest directly, but instead chatted about Tiny Herb's next training and gave it to him by the way. He fed all kinds of snacks.

When the car drove to the entrance of Tiny Herb Club, Fang Shiqian suddenly asked, "By the way, Wang Jiexi, what are you doing in the city center?"

"I happened to meet you when I was shopping." Wang Jiexi continued to lie.

"Oh, didn't you come here specifically to block people?"

"?"

"It's fun to be a cat spirit, isn't it? Picky eaters don't eat cat food every day, walk on the ground and fall on the ground, and then peek at the screen to watch me change clothes and take a shower, aren't you happy?"

"?!!! OO!!!"

Seeing Wang Jiexi's unexpected shock, Fang Shiqian, who knew his team leader's expressions well, gritted his teeth and sneered, "Should I hang it on the gate of Tiny Herb by myself, or I'll hang it up, you choose one!"

In Tiny Herb's training room, the captain went out to bring back a former deputy team member, and then went back to the dormitory to hide.On the contrary, Vice Captain Fang smiled and distributed snacks to everyone, and after distribution, he stuffed his cat into a cat bag and hung it on the gate of Tiny Herb, calling it a swing.

"What kind of development is this? Why did the captain go back to the dormitory?" Yuan Baiqing took a bite of the taro cake and asked Liu Xiaobie next to him.

"Uh...Fang Shen played with the cat, and then the captain got jealous?" Liu Xiaobie broke off the outer layer of the jujube puff pastry in his hand and fed it to the oranges. Fat orange cats don't like puff pastry, so he licked it. So she came out with a disgusted "Bah", and turned to Fang Shiqian for a hug.

"Then why did you hang the cat on the door?" Yuan Baiqing continued to be confused.

At Tiny Herb's gate, a breeze blew past, Jessica poked her head out of the bag, her eyes wide open, and she screamed miserably.

"Meow—" I was wrong——

"Meow——" Listen to my explanation, okay?

"Mi woo woo woo—" This place is so high I'm afraid of heights qAQ

"Meow ow ow ow ow -" Fang Shiqian, listen to it, it's not unreasonable to just punish and not let people explain it!

Fang Shiqian held an orange in both hands and stroked the fat cat. When she heard Jessica howling, she just raised her eyelids lazily, "Whoever wants to listen to your explanation, please hang on and reflect on yourself, and don't leave the cat."

A person can possess a cat, and he can control it remotely, that's amazing, my captain.Not only did Wang Jiexi's explanation in the car fail to alleviate it, but it made Fang Shiqian even more furious. Think about it, how many times Jessica climbed into her bed and licked her fingers and lips. The skinny bastard did it!As soon as Fang Shiqian thought of it, she felt like a dog beeping in her heart.

"Meow, purr, lululu—" The cat couldn't explain clearly, can it be replaced by a human?Jessica is still trying to reduce her sentence,

"Miuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Gao Yingjie came over with a bottle of drink, "God Fang, please drink some water." As soon as he came, Jessica immediately stopped talking. It's okay to be cute to Fang Shiqian, but in front of Gao Yingjie...Wang Jiexi felt that he should remain the captain majesty.

"Thank you, Xiao Gao." Fang Shiqian thanked him, "Qiao Yifan is now in Xingxin, a professional ghost swordsman, and he has trained very well." Gao Yingjie is also considered a good boy, Fang Shiqian doesn't mind telling him a thing or two.

"Yes, I know." Gao Yingjie nodded shyly, "Fang Shen, this cat is..."

"Oh, it's a steal, let him reflect on it." Fang Shiqian smiled and said indifferently.

"Meow ow ow!" Nope!I did not do it on purpose!Jessica howled again.It is very important not to leave a bad impression on your team members, Wang Jiexi said.

"But it's almost autumn now?" Gao Yingjie, who didn't know it, was a little confused, "Shen Fang, would you like to take it to the hospital for a look? I have taken cats there."

After he finished speaking, Jessica fell silent for a moment.

Fang Shiqian smiled meaningfully, "Well, I should take it to have a look."

"Meow meow!!!" Jessica struggled in the bag, screaming in horror, Gao Yingjie, are you trying to usurp the throne! ! !Do you know that I killed the king! ! !

The author has something to say: Well... Jessica is not eunuch, there is no need for cats to take the blame for Wang Jiexi's mistakes, right?Fang Shiqian is just trying to scare Wang Jiexi, but with such a psychological shadow, Wang Jiexi probably won't dare to possess a cat in the future_(:з」∠)_

There is only one more chapter left for this article, I don’t want to write too much about the competition (in fact, you’re just lazy), I’m satisfied with putting Jessica on Tiny Herb’s gate (Hey!