[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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A female star who is in the period of rapid rise to fame is detained and imprisoned in a foreign country, and the political turmoil in that country and the melee between warlords are full of news hotspots no matter how you look at it. The analysis of the forces of all parties is clear and logical, and has earned enough manual and non-manual likes from the majority of netizens.

During that time, I was knocking in the work room, and after receiving a message from Bai Jingjing, "Don't worry", I became a melon-eating person competently.

I don't know much about the country Bai Jingjing went to. After eating melons all the way, I barely understand the distribution of power there.

The government in name is exempted from existence in name only, and the separatist forces of the warlords of all parties maintain a delicate balance, and they are relatively restrained from each other.Among these warlords, there are only a few local forces, and most of the others have support and assistance from foreign forces.

The Eagle family intervened, and the Rabbit family did not lag behind.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs and embassies stationed abroad have been communicating with the warlords who detained the production crew. Although the melon-eaters discussed it lively, not many people really worried about the safety of the production crew.After all, the overall environment is fairly peaceful now, and that warlord is not an extremist, he will be full of malice towards young actors passing by.It is inevitable to be a little frightened, but the cognition that there will be no danger in the end has been stamped and approved.

The subsequent development of the incident seemed to be no accident. The crew quickly reported safety through the official Weibo, briefly explained what happened, and asked fans to rest assured that they would return to China soon.Below the text is a matching picture. The people in the picture are in good spirits, and the background looks very luxurious. It seems that not only they have not been abused, but they have also been well received.

The second male lead in the crew even said that this was the most memorable and legendary experience in his life.

There was no movement on Bai Jingjing's Weibo.

"This is a bit wrong." I checked Bai Jingjing's Weibo again, and with my other free hand, I habitually wanted to rub the little mink beside me.

As a result, I touched something hard.

I have given up counting the number of times I have regretted it. Obviously, I have denied Wuqing Iron Sable's wishes before, but unfortunately he is too good at acting like a baby, and my will is not so firm, but finally I got his wish.This directly caused the originally warm and fluffy little mink to become cold and hard now.

I was depressed, but suddenly a big fluffy and fluffy tail was stuffed in my hand. Looking at Wuqing again, his black bean eyes were full of flattery.

Well, who told me to be a good master? I can't rub my whole body, but I can do it with my tail.

"That's Junior Sister." Wu Qing wagged his tail, "I stayed with her in the Daming Palace, as long as she wants to fool anyone, she will always succeed. Don't look at the fact that there is no movement now, maybe if there is any movement, it will be the person who arrested her I want to invite her to preside over the government and share the country with her."

"People nowadays are not as easy to fool as they used to be." I flicked Wuqing's beard, "If someone falls in love with Bai Jingjing's beauty, do you think she will never follow her?"

"It must be Cong." Wu Qing said without hesitation, "And then there will be no bones left from that person's food."

It took me a minute to figure out if this sentence is a narrative or a metaphor.

Unlike Bai Jingjing who I was distracted and worried about for a while, Wuqing didn't take this matter to heart at all. After he finally admitted that Iron Man was a fictional character, he still didn't give up the idea of ​​becoming Iron Sable. ... I must say that Marvel is a bottomless pit, and it was one of my mistakes that I didn't screen the online videos that Wu Qing could watch.

He watched Guardians of the Galaxy again, and then wanted to be the second Raccoon Rocket.

Of course, Wuqing didn't have as much mechanical knowledge as the raccoon, but the existence of mana, which is completely unexplainable by science, showed its power again.Just like I didn’t understand why the balance car made by Honghaier could fly in the sky before, this time, I only created a steel model for Wuqing whose power system is almost a decoration to wrap his body, even the tail is exposed , but Wuqing can fly into the sky wearing that thing.

If it wasn't for me not being able to figure out the principle, my final design would be settled.

At night, after I washed up and was about to go to bed, I saw the door of the room was knocked open, and Wuqing jumped onto my bed with her mobile phone in her arms, "Master, little junior sister is on the hot search!"

After I figured out the ins and outs of the matter, I can only say that Bai Jingjing is indeed Bai Jingjing.

The warlord's only son was so fascinated by her that he posted a sincere confession on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tang Bure, saying that she was his soul mate.There was no movement on Bai Jingjing's Weibo, but in the messages of the warlord's son, he seemed completely fascinated by her, and even picked out questioning messages and refuted them one by one.His account shows off his wealth all the year round, and he also has a large number of fans. When he was finally seen by the domestic melon eaters who recognized the person in the photo as Bai Jingjing, they immediately broke out.

"This man also said that he and Junior Sister have the same beliefs, and they are destined to marry." Wu Qing's face was troubled, "But he is not good-looking, Junior Sister can't make him a target."

All the people in that country believe in Buddhism. I am not surprised by the issue of belief. After all, Bai Jingjing did not travel west for nothing, and even got a place in the temple where she could eat incense.But I have the same doubts as Wu Qing. When Bai Jingjing picks people, she usually picks someone who can be the master. Although this only son is the destined heir, it doesn't seem like a target she will attack.

Wuqing and I thought about it for a while, but neither of us could come up with a reason, so we put it aside for the time being.As a result, when I got up the next morning, I was directly confused by a message on the morning news.

The warlord opposed the only son's obsession with Bai Jingjing, and was shot by the unruly only son, who lost too much blood and went to the hospital.

I watched the live broadcast on TV, and Wu Qing looked at each other in dismay.

I always feel that because of this sleep, I directly missed a billion.

The commentators on the TV are commenting on this incident, starting to interpret the impact of this marriage if it becomes a reality from various angles of military, politics, and strategy.Going to Weibo again, many so-called night owls have exploded, and they all swiped the hashtag of #真实版丽丽苏#.

I'm a little worried that Bai Jingjing's play is too big and it will be difficult to end.

With this distraction, the live broadcast image suddenly changed from an extremely romantic sea of ​​flowers to thick smoke from gunfire. Many live broadcast images from different angles lost their signal, and only one angle in the air was still running, which made the onlookers watching the romantic confession Witness a modern war firsthand.

However, this screen did not last long, and was finally closed.

On this day, I don't know how many people were obsessed with this matter and had no intention of doing anything else. At night, there were several news that seemed true and false.

Seriously, it was a planned attack, because a few months ago, a warlord faction on the border of the country had an internal mutiny, and the general who was originally in power was ousted, but the winner has not yet tasted victory However, the forces left behind by the general were subverted once again, and within a month, they sorted out the internal forces, and expanded outwards to annex the other two forces, which made the domestic armed separatist forces that were originally independent of each other very tense and moved one after another. up.

Bai Jingjing and her crew were implicated because of this. They were only carrying out normal publicity activities, and then they were detained for no reason.As a result, he accidentally charmed the heir there, which caused the time to return to China to be delayed again and again.

This point of view is the most widely recognized, of course, because it involves a bit of peachy, and many people agree that Bai Jingjing has a little potential for disaster.

There are a lot of speculations in the non-serious version, especially after someone in Reuters claimed that Bai Jingjing was taken away by the general who organized the attack, many people opened their minds and spilled a lot of blood. The plot of warlords from all over the world falling in love with me I don't know how many jokes were made up, and the label of disaster was firmly attached at once.

When I was thinking about how this matter would end up, a call suddenly came on my mobile phone.The number is unfamiliar, from abroad.With a move in my heart, I picked it up.

"Daddy, daddy..." From the other side of the phone, a child's shrill voice came from excitement.

I rubbed my ears, and the hope that had just risen turned into disappointment, "Little friend, you made the wrong number."

"Master, it's Gohan and I." The voice of Third Prince Yulong came.

"Xiaoyu?" The third prince's voice was still very recognizable, but the surprise came too fast, and I always felt a little unreal, "Can you guys start the video?"

"I can't handle it yet, master, wait a minute, I'll ask Senior Sister Bai to help me." Third Prince Yulong said.The phone was hung up, and a minute later, a video invitation popped up, "Master, can you see us?"

I only took one look at the handsome face of the Third Prince Yulong, and then my eyes were glued to a little boy who kept turning up his voice.That boy looked almost like Monk Tang, but with a little more vigor and vivacity. He looked very attractive.

"Gohan?" I asked a little uncertainly.

"Father, why have you changed?" Gohan pursed his mouth directly, looking like he was about to cry or not.

I was about to say something when I heard the door being pushed open, and Brother Hou's angry voice came, "Bai Jingjing, do you feel itchy again after you haven't been dismantled for a long time? How dare you secretly use it to me?" Tripping..." He stopped suddenly, looked at the video screen, with a strong aura, "Who are you?"

Bai Jingjing cried loudly, "Master, look at senior brother..."

"Master?" Brother Hou looked at me with some uncertainty. When I picked up the little mink next to me to show him, the original cold and hard aura melted away, and the smile reappeared on my face. There was an illusion of warm flowers blooming in the room, "Are you really here? It seems that the bones are not lying this time."

I looked at Brother Hou, and I couldn't get used to him changing from his original handsome face to a sharp-edged handsome guy.

Brother Hou took off the hat on his head, sat down facing me, and said with a bit of grievance in his voice, "Master, even if I'm not the first to find you, you can't listen to this stilt and let her Be a big sister."

"Did I say that?" I asked subconsciously.

Bai Jingjing's scream suddenly sounded, "Master, you can't just ignore death!"

I paused, "Wukong, it's not easy for Bai Jingjing to cultivate..."

"Cultivation is not easy?" Monkey Brother looked surprised, "Why do I think this place is more suitable for cultivation than before?"

When I thought of Bai Jingjing's grand goal, I was very suspicious that she would have committed suicide as soon as she found out about Brother Monkey's existence. In the end, she miscalculated Brother Monkey's nationality and regarded him as an unlucky monkey like Wuqing. To the iron plate.Speaking of this, I looked at Brother Hou, "What happened, why did you go abroad?"

Previously, there was no way to find a few enlightenment in the whole country, but now we want to expand the scope to the whole world?

Alas, I don't know when Bai Jingjing will become an international superstar.

"I didn't do it on purpose." Brother Hou scratched his head, "Master, you know that I can fly seven or eight hundred miles by twisting my waist, and I can fly a hundred and eight thousand miles by turning somersaults. At that time, the pagoda was about to collapse, and I After jumping out, I rushed forward with all my strength, but in the end I rushed over my head..."

I don't want to laugh, really.

The author has something to say: Bai Jingjing: I have a lot of fans, beat a monkey~

Brother Monkey: ... [Demolish with bare hands]