[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

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I thought about Brother Hou's speed, and then thought about what effect it would have if he rushed forward. In the end, I had to sigh. In fact, Brother Hou's rushing this time is not very powerful. At least, he just left the border and didn't run. Go to the other side of the earth.

Or, in other words, Brother Hou actually went too far, going around the earth N times, and finally landed abroad?

But this question is innocuous. What I'm more interested in is how Brother Monkey has transformed himself into a firm foothold in an uneven place and has become one of the main forces.

It's not that I underestimate Brother Monkey, but... no matter how smart a primitive person is, he can't open up territories, expand land, enshrine princes and worship prime ministers all at once in a feudal society, right?

However, Brother Hou insisted on achieving this. After listening to him explain the ins and outs of this, I had to sigh that time is fate.

Brother Hou was the last one to rush out of the pagoda. The situation was already very critical at that time, and because he stayed inside for a long time, he was also seriously injured.In order to escape the danger behind him, he rushed forward regardless. After feeling safe, he fell directly from the air and fell into the mountain, turning into a stone monkey.But this world is really friendly to Monkey Brother. He was born to jump out of the stone. He was born and familiarized the second time, so he was not in a hurry to go out, and he still recovered his mana in the form of a stone monkey.Not long after, he felt a group of people running towards him, and he half understood what they were saying, and then another group of people chased after them, and the two groups exchanged fire, and the leader of the group that arrived first hid. After arriving at the huge stone monkey.Brother Hou was very upset when he became a target. Although his skills have not fully recovered, he is invulnerable, and it is still easy to deal with several people.

I imagined the scene at that time, the two groups were fighting happily, and the stone that was used as a barrier suddenly cracked and a monkey jumped out of it...

How many people doubt life.

But what I didn't count is that after Brother Hou killed the group of people who shot at him, the survivors worshiped him and called him Buddha.

Different from the domestic "don't burn incense and rush to hug Buddha's feet", the state religion of that country is Buddhism, and the belief is very sincere.No one thought about the appearance of Monkey Brother, which could not be explained scientifically, so he appeared as the savior.

As a believer, it seems to be a matter of course that he will dedicate his inheritance.

"It just so happens that I also planned to acquire a piece of land. Even if it is not as good as Huaguo Mountain, it can't be too bad." Brother Monkey said, "It's just a little troublesome to re-learn the customs, but it's not too difficult."

Not only is it not difficult, the speed at which Brother Hou absorbs new knowledge is beyond words.

After Brother Hou became the overlord, he was determined to take over the lost brothers and sisters. Unfortunately, he only found Gohan and Xiaoyu. , As a result, after being kicked out, Xiaoyu immediately changed back to her original shape and ran far away.Long Congyun's words were not in vain. Xiaoyu also crossed the border with his monkey son. As for the others, he will have no news for a while.

"When did Gohan learn to transform into a human body?" I asked, looking at the monkey son who had turned back into a monkey again.

"Two hundred years after you left, Master." Brother Monkey grabbed Monkey Son, "However, after arriving in this world, it is not stable, and most of the time it still appears in its original form."

The monkey son blinked his big eyes in Brother Hou's arms, and his creaking voice was full of grievances.Brother Hou stroked his hair, "When he transformed into a form, he just wanted to transform into Master's appearance, but he didn't expect to come here, Master, you have changed your face again."

The guilt in my heart is simply not to be mentioned.

"Master, master, please take care of me, master." Bai Jingjing's voice came from the corner, she was always out of the camera, and she didn't come close at all.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"It's not good at all." Bai Jingjing said angrily, "If it wasn't for the meddling of the elder brother, I would have gone back. But now? Even if I don't know the outside world, I can guess that there is nothing good about me. Master, I Is it considered a disaster?"

I was a little confused, "Isn't this what you want? With all the fanfare before, most netizens in the world should have an impression of you."

"I didn't!" Bai Jingjing's voice was a little shrill, "I was captured by the monkey... Eldest Brother for several days, and it's not me who is acting like a monster outside!"

"Who is that?" I'm pretty sure that it was Bai Jingjing who appeared in the camera in the morning.

"It's Bai Jingjing made from the old grandson's vellus hair." Brother Hou said very calmly, "Relying on his own little skills, this bone frame dares to come here and attack me. Since I dare to do this, I will let her go? One day If you don't teach me a lesson, her bones will be fluttering. Still want to be a senior sister? I can crush her with a little finger."

Bai Jingjing continued to babble, "I have 500 million fans..."

I watched Brother Hou grit his teeth in the corner, and then the humming disappeared immediately.

"So, whether you can practice here or not depends on your belief?" The third prince of Yulong thought thoughtfully, "But how is this belief counted? We are all visitors from other worlds, and we should have no foundation at all, but the progress of senior brother's practice is faster than before. Faster, but Gohan is going backwards, and even the time to maintain his human form is limited. Brother Wuqing's original shape at this time must not be what he wants to change, Senior Sister Bai seems to have mastered the trick? And I..."

"Gohan, don't use your power indiscriminately, I'm a lesson from the past!" Wu Qing hurriedly interjected, talking about his experience and lessons.

"How are you?" I looked at the Third Prince Yulong. It stands to reason that he is not without a bit of foundation, and Xiaobailong at least has a lot of fans.

"I think everything is fine." Third Prince Yulong said, "Nothing has changed."

"There are still." Bai Jingjing's voice came again, "Xiaoyu, don't you think your hair is a little green?"

The third prince of Yulong looked pure and innocent, "It's different from before, but I belong to the dragon clan. Although I used to have black hair when I transformed into a human form, it's not like there is no green hair in the clan. Besides, I only have a little green hair. .”

I heard the thud of bone and frame joints colliding.

"Wukong, you took Bai Jingjing apart again?!" I finally understood why Bai Jingjing didn't appear in the camera from the beginning to the end.

"I haven't seen my junior sister for a long time, and I was excited for a while." Brother Hou didn't even move his eyebrows, "Master, you haven't seen her before, didn't you already know that she has two hundred and four bones?"

What can I say in the face of Brother Monkey who takes dismantling skeletons as a daily routine?

I can only continue to turn the topic back to Xiaoyu's somewhat green hair, "Have you heard of "Journey to the West"?"

The faces in the camera are very dazed, well, I understand, as soon as they appear, there will be a war, and they probably don't have the time and energy to engage in entertainment and entertainment.

"If you have time to read "Journey to the West", you will understand many things." I urged.

Brother Hou nodded. Seeing from his appearance, he should have taken this matter to heart.At this time, someone knocked on the door outside, and I watched Xiaoyu turn into a frosty beauty, and then walked out with Brother Monkey's arm.

"A stopgap measure." After the door was closed, a skeleton frame appeared in front of the camera, "After all, many people want to send beauties to senior brother. Senior brother has a very high vision, and there are those vulgar fans who are attracted to her." If you want me to say, it’s better to give a few female monkeys as a beauty, even if the senior brother looks like a human now, I guess he still likes monkeys.”

I looked at Bai Jingjing, you said this in front of Brother Monkey.but--

"Since Xiaoyu becomes a beauty, no one will come up with Wukong's idea?" I rubbed my forehead, such a bad idea, couldn't it be Brother Monkey who came up with it?

"But she is still more expensive than a mother." Bai Jingjing's jaw opened and closed on her bony face, "Master, your son was snatched away by a monkey~"

I looked at Bai Jingjing and felt a little tired.

"Master! Master!" Wuqing hopped beside me, "Top searches on Weibo have changed!"

"What has become again?" I felt that I had nothing to fear.Xiaoyu turned her sex to Brother Hou as a shield, what else can surprise me.

In fact, there are.

Looking at that slip #给白晶晶点灯#, I was very puzzled, the netizens must be too magical, how did they find out that the warlord who kidnapped Bai Jingjing was called Monkey King?

Monkey King + Bai Jingjing, isn't this a proper BE?

No wonder there are so many people waxing Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing was very curious on the other side of the screen, "What has become? Who stole my popularity and exposure?"

"Is now the time to worry about this?" I looked at Bai Jingjing with complicated eyes.

"But my reputation must have been ruined. Regardless of ancient or modern times, if a beautiful woman is chased by a powerful man or even started a war, others will definitely not say that the man is stupid, but that the woman is in power. Don't you want me to care about the popularity?" Bai Jingjing couldn't help but groan again, "I've built a good reputation for so long, and even messed up half of the entertainment industry, but now I've failed, and it's all at the expense of others! That monkey is the evil spirit of my life. star!"

"It's not so bad." I pointed the phone screen at the camera, "Your reputation is not bad, but the majority of netizens are not very optimistic about this relationship."

Bai Jingjing stared at the screen, then bumped her head over.As a result, the force was too great, and the skull was directly knocked into the air, and it rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

I couldn't help but twitched the corners of my mouth, my face didn't change when it turned into a horror movie in a second, my heart was really strong enough.