[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

There is a song in the elementary school music textbook that impressed me deeply. How did you sing it?The blue-faced Dou Erdun stealing the horse, I always thought it was an art process, after all, rap facial makeup, the appearances in Peking Opera are thick and colorful, and there is nothing wrong with exaggerating, but I didn't expect that one day, I would meet a real blue face Face.

If this blue face were some other monster, I wouldn't be so rare.It's not unusual for monsters to look like anything, but, but!In my impression, the one who came out of the Quicksand River was my apprentice, a reserve soldier, the loyal and honest Junior Brother Sha who would never talk too much and would never steal or play tricks!

I began to hesitate, whether it was something wrong with my childhood filter, or this was not Junior Brother Sha at all.

Anyway, he is the rolling shutter general of the Heavenly Court, so the Jade Emperor would not ignore the image of employees when recruiting employees, right?

Or, with the existence of Erlangshen, a person who can single-handedly increase the average appearance value of the entire heaven, he doesn't care about a few people who are holding him back?

I lost my mind because of these messy thoughts, and when I regained my mind, Brother Hou had already brought Zhu Bajie and Lan Lian into a fight, and Wufeng Wuqing stayed by my side to protect me.I took another look at the blue face flying in the sky, well, if Avatar looks like this, Cameron's movie will have to die.

It can be seen that the strength of the blue face is at a disadvantage, but because he occupies the terrain of the Liusha River, Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie can't do anything about him, because the blue face, when he can't beat him, will run away!

Brother Monkey came back angrily.

Only then did I know that the monkey brother who once made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace is not good at water warfare.

So, those shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, including the dragon king's force value, must be so scumbag.

I thought about it, and when I was about to speak, Brother Hou had already made a decision, "Bajie, in a while, you go to lure the monster up, to a higher place, Wuqing, you use the wind to follow, stop the monster and hide from the flow Road to Shahe, Wu Feng, if you continue to protect Master, I don't believe that our brothers and sisters will not be able to deal with a water monster!"

I really want to remind Brother Monkey that putting up this lineup actually points to a fact to some extent.

"Wukong." I thought about it, and I still think it's better to be courteous first and then fight. Although there was a fight before, it's better to be more gentle. "We have no grievances or enmities with that blue-faced monster. We just want to borrow a way. Why don't you talk to him after you lure him up, and say that we are Buddhist scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise... ..."

"Master!" Brother Monkey interrupted me, "I know you like to save monsters, but that monster is full of human taste, I don't know how many passersby he has eaten, and how long he has been doing evil here, he won't see you as a Buddhist monk I'll let you go there, maybe you want to taste what it's like to be a monk in Tang Dynasty! To deal with this kind of monster, needless to say, just be honest, and when the time comes, master, you can save it as you want!"

After finishing speaking, Brother Hou winked at Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie plunged into the Liusha River.

I hesitated for a moment, thinking that the fight between Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie and that blue face just now... Not to mention Brother Hou, if that blue face is really Junior Brother Sha, as a former general of rolling shutters, he will never fail to recognize the old sky Marshal Peng?No one stipulates that a river cannot be occupied by two people, so I will not speak.

But when Zhu Bajie lured that blue face out of the water, and was ruthlessly taken back, he could only have a lively fight with Brother Monkey, I remembered that after Zhu Bajie was cast into a pig fetus, he became like this. Maybe his previous acquaintance would not recognize him?Therefore, the same reason can be proved, does this blue-faced monster have the same experience?

This idea is grinding back and forth in my mind, so I can't make up my mind.On the other side, the occupation has been determined.

That blue face probably couldn't stand the double attack of Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie. Even though he had been very afraid of the yellow wind above him and below him on the river, he still plunged in without hesitation.

The yellow wind doesn't block people, but it can be clearly seen that after the blue face passed through the yellow wind, his whole figure became unstable, bumping around like a headless fly.

Zhu Bajie chuckled in the air, "Junior Brother Wuqing, get rid of your wind quickly, wait for my old pig to go down and bring him up!"

Self-confidence is simply bursting.

But this time, Zhu Bajie wasn't bragging at all, he pulled the blue face off after he plunged into the water for a while.

"Small sample, can't you still be cured?" Zhu Bajie triumphantly said, "Run again, if you run again, let me Wuqing build a wind cage, and see if you can bear it."

Wu Qing straightened her chest with pride.

I think a golden-haired mink with bright eyes and black beans appeared in my mind.Really, after seeing him act cute to Lingji Bodhisattva, no matter what he does, I can't help thinking of his original form.

It's not your fault that you look cute, but it's unforgivable if you look cute and act cute.

"Okay, master, the monster has been caught by you." Brother Monkey kicked the monster covering his eyes with his Ruyi golden cudgel on his shoulder, "Let's transform it first, and the old grandson will go and see if there are any other monsters." There is no way to cross the river. If it is impossible, Lao Sun will go to the South China Sea again, he wants us to learn scriptures, and we will never be stopped by a river."

I pursed the corners of my mouth a little unwillingly, obviously there should be someone of my own in the river, where did Junior Brother Sha go?I'd rather spend some time finding Junior Brother Sha, than let Brother Monkey go to the South China Sea to seek help from Guanyin.

I always feel that this is like being inferior.

Although this statement is a bit funny, as a monk, I am more than a head lower than Guanyin.

"Learn the scriptures? Are you the Buddhist scriptures going to the Western Paradise?" The blue face on the ground struggled, "Are you the Buddhist scriptures who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise?"

"So what?" Brother Monkey asked.

"I... I follow the decree of Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva, and wait here for the Buddhist scriptures, and become his apprentice, and protect him to go to the west!" Lan Lian's words shattered the luck in my heart.

Avalokitesvara only left one person in the Liusha River, right?That person is Junior Brother Sha who endures hardships and stands hard work, right?What's up with this blue face?

Do you know how cruel it is to have good childhood memories broken?

Brother Hou bared his teeth, "You said you were placed here by Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"How many apprentices did the old Bodhisattva arrange for Master on the way?" Zhu Bajie also began to hum, "If you add the ones received by Master himself... just going for alms along the way will make people poor."

I twitched the corner of my mouth, as expected of Zhu Bajie, the most concerned thing is always the most practical issue.

I also really want to know, when the time comes, I will have a group of monster apprentices behind me...

Hey, this is not a question of whether we will be poor if we donate our good intentions to beggars, but a question of whether anyone dares to let us go for alms.

"Exactly." The blue face replied.

I coughed, "In that case, get up first, let's talk."

So, I know, this is indeed Junior Brother Sha, the former general of the shutter.

Marshal Tianpeng was demoted because he molested Chang'e by being drunk. At that time, I thought this punishment was a bit heavy, but when it comes to General Shulin, his punishment is not light.

According to him, he accidentally broke the glass cup at the Peach Blossom Festival, was beaten by the Jade Emperor [-] times, and then was exiled to Liusha River. Every seven days, there will be more than a hundred flying swords piercing through the ribs...

The front is okay, but the back hurts when I hear it, every seven days I experience the feeling of a hundred arrows piercing my chest... Whoever came up with this trick, you must be a pervert.

"This time, Taibai Jinxing didn't intercede?" I couldn't help asking.

"Taibai Jinxing?" Junior Brother Sha was a little at a loss, "It was the Barefoot Immortal who begged for me."

My first feeling was that thank God, there are finally fresh faces.

"And what happened next?" I asked.

"I stayed in the quicksand river all day, and caught passers-by to eat when I was hungry. I didn't want to catch Mu Zha one day, and fought with him for dozens of rounds before I stopped. Then I knew that Guanyin was here, so I stepped forward to apologize. He accepted me as an apprentice for the Buddhist scriptures, let me enter the Buddhist gate, and freed me from the pain of flying swords piercing my chest. I am waiting for the Buddhist scriptures here." Junior Brother Sha replied.

Wait a minute!

I didn't get the Dharma name of Wujing?Why does this Avalokitesvara like Yuezu so much? I accept apprentices, but I don’t even have the right to name them... I will bear with Zhu Wuneng, because Wu Neng sounds like incompetence, so he took the alias of Bajie.But when I came to Junior Brother Sha, I came here again... Wujing is a very nice Dharma name, but I didn't choose it?

To be honest, in my heart, naming has a sense of solemnity, which represents a responsibility and a contract.I didn’t choose Brother Monkey’s name. I have no problem. The three words Sun Wukong are heavy enough to overwhelm everything in my heart, but when it’s Zhu Bajie’s turn and Monk Sha’s, I really don’t have that deep affection for them, even though I know they will love me. , but I always feel that they have the brand of Guanyin on them.

Although Monk Sha's red hair was shaved off by me.

Alas, Guanyin who did evil, if we master and apprentice can't get close, it's all his fault.

But no matter what, Monk Sha has become one of his own people now, and everyone no longer worries about another monster appearing in the river, and only thinks about how to cross the river.

"Brother Monkey, I've actually wanted to ask for a long time." Zhu Bajie said, "You are so capable, why don't you just cross the river with Master on your back?"

Brother Hou and I twitched the corners of our mouths at the same time, and we never forgot that we were photographed from the sky by Tathagata's slap.

Looking at each other, we tacitly dug a hole in this black history and buried it a little deeper.

It's too demeaning.

At this time, Monk Sha spoke.As soon as he made a sound, we all looked at him. After all, he has been in the quicksand river for a long time, and maybe he has some tricks to cross the river.

Monk Sha tugged at the string of beads about the size of a head around his neck, "At first the Bodhisattva asked me to hang these on my body, saying that it would be useful when the Buddhist scriptures came."

As soon as he pulled it, those irregular round beads moved, and I felt that the shape looked familiar, and one of them was turned upside down, and it was in the shape of a skull!

My head hurt, I rolled my eyes, and fell to the ground.

Before he fell into a coma, he heard Brother Hou yelling at the top of his voice, "Put it up quickly, Master is timid, you scared him!"