[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

My name is Jin Chanzi, and I am the second disciple of the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise, with a high status and seniority.

I was originally a golden cicada, and after cultivating the Dao, I couldn't change my race attributes, some... well, I admit, it's very talkative.But I don't think this is a problem. There are too many gods and Buddhas in Lingshan who rely on their identities. They are used to silence being golden. Without me, this huge Lingshan would be so lonely.

Unfortunately, I'm the only one who thinks so.

After being complained repeatedly, I was forced to learn to shut up and change my mind.

When I was talking about tuberculosis, I could talk without changing my face until I was interrupted, so you can imagine how fast my brain is moving.Now that my mouth is sealed, all the attention I allocated before is focused on my brain. I use my brain all day to realize and enlighten, and the enlightenment is great. I found that what I enlightened and what my master said appeared. Deviation.

Master Tathagata's authority in my heart is supreme, which is a bit rebellious.

At the beginning, I still endured, trying to pull back my wandering train of thought. As a result, the inertial force was too great, and instead of pulling it back, I ran further and further away.

Now, I can't keep silent.

The nature of this matter is too serious, and if I go astray, I will be expelled from the teacher's school. It is a trivial matter. It is a big problem to go astray and ruin the foundation.

Master Tathagata explained my doubts at first, but I just couldn't turn the corner, and when I got anxious, my chatterbox reappeared.In the end, Master Tathagata also lost patience with me, an apprentice who used to be very clever and now has an elm-headed brain. He no longer tutors alone, but only puts me in the Fa conference and brainwashes me again and again...

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When I flipped through my memory and found this, I felt that the Tathagata must not understand educational psychology. If you throw a top student who is eccentric in his sword into a classroom that follows the rules, isn't this just waiting for a rebellion?

However, to my surprise, Jin Chanzi really cared about Tathagata, and didn't cause a rebellious table throwing incident, but it wasn't much better.

He dozed off in class.

I understand the pain very well. What the teacher said on the top conflicts with your three views, and you can’t agree with it at all. You can’t stand up and tear yourself up with the teacher. So, there seems to be nothing else but sleeping and dawdling. There is a way.

If there is a normal teacher, at most he will be kicked out of the classroom to invite the parents, but here at Jin Chanzi, Tathagata is like a master like a father, and many punishments are much easier to implement. There is no need to communicate at all, and he is directly relegated to the tenth life of the mortal world. reincarnation.

This teacher can be said to be quite strict.

Jin Chanzi was really an obedient student at the beginning. He went smoothly in his early years. When he encountered disagreements, he didn't think about fighting with reason. After being punished, he also began to review his mistakes and was willing to admit punishment.The Tathagata Buddha probably thought the same way, leaving his disciples behind to sharpen them well, so that he can know the profound and rare Dharma, so as to save him from learning too easily and not cherishing it.

But the Tathagata overlooked one point, that is, once the smooth sailing people were hit, Xiaokan might clenched his teeth and persisted, but one after another death calamity came up together. In the eyes of the Tathagata, it might be a small test, but in the tested In the eyes of people, it is really killing people.

Jin Chanzi lost his mana after reincarnation, but his luck is still there.In the first reincarnation, the luck was reduced to [-]%, and the way to learn the scriptures was smooth, but he fell by the Liusha River and fell into the mouth of a monster; Bian; in the third world, [-]% luck...for the fourth life, [-]% luck...until the ninth life, when the luck was only [-]%. A wave of faith moved forward all the way, and finally, it still fell by the quicksand river...

At that time, I didn't know if I should escort Jin Chanzi's reincarnation. Something happened and I didn't have time to pick him up. Jin Chanzi fell behind the Liusha River, his soul came out of his body, and he slowly remembered all his previous experiences.

At this time, Jin Chanzi was still immersed in that kind of panic, grief and unwillingness, and was hit by the tragic ending of the previous eighth life one after another. He directly exploded Seed, opened up time and space, and came to the modern age.

If you ask me, he didn't break time and space, he just broke the wall of dimensions and jumped out of "Journey to the West".

This directly consumed the luck that he thought was gone but was actually hidden, and reincarnated.

Pregnant in October and giving birth once.

Parents all have jobs, so it is natural for grandma to take care of the children. Grandma likes to watch TV, and "Journey to the West" is almost a screen bully.

At that time, Jin Chanzi had just learned to sit, and was shocked by the information revealed on TV, and understood what would happen to him in his tenth life.Even though he lost all his mana now, he was once the second disciple of Tathagata after all, and his pride is still there. How could he allow his every word and deed to be calculated and arranged by others?When he strenuously curled up his little fleshy hands and counted again, he found that he still had a bit of his true spirit left in Lingshan. If he didn't get it back, once the Tathagata found out that he had escaped, he might use his magic power to pull him back.

Jin Chanzi is naturally unwilling to do this. Fortunately, he still has a supernatural power——Jin Chan escapes his shell. He uses his lifelong learning and comprehension in exchange for a chance to steal the sky.In the end, he even lost most of his memory, leaving a mark waiting to be triggered when the time is right, and grow up like an ordinary child.

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In conclusion, I don't have to worry that I will be exposed by Tathagata after I arrive at Lingshan, because I am the golden cicada.

The original genuine amnesia version.

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However, this didn't make me feel at ease. I don't have to worry about being beaten to death, but the arrangement Jin Chanzi made before is still there.According to his plan, I traveled westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, and when I reached the Lingshan Mountain, when my merits and virtues were completed, I could get back that bit of true spirit, and then return to modern times.

Well, this is the only good news. My body in modern times is still intact. The natural and man-made disasters such as earthquakes and gas explosions that I guessed before did not happen. I was just taking a nap at the time, and when the time came, Jin Chanzi's previous arrangement took effect and brought me back to the Tang Dynasty to reincarnate.When I get it done here, the nap in modern times should be over.

This kind of arrangement is almost against the sky, Jin Chanzi paid a huge price, and his consciousness dissipated, leaving only me who didn't know anything.

I can be said to be a golden cicada, but I am not the previous golden cicada.

I was shocked by Jin Chanzi's boldness. I don't know how he got so much confidence that I could complete his arrangement and successfully retrieve the true spirit from Lingshan.

To be honest, my heart is empty.

However, from this incident, I also learned a lesson, that is, never make a decision when you are angry, because it is too unfriendly to the person who will clean up the mess later.

And now, as the one who cleans up the mess, I sadly count the legacy left by Jin Chanzi——

almost none.

Except for the memory like the background introduction and the previous summary.

And a little bit of mana.

Why can I fight monsters before?I took this as one of the proofs that I was not Monk Tang, but I didn't expect that this was also Jin Chanzi's hands and feet.

What should I do next is the primary issue I have to consider. I am not a counterfeit, so the original delay policy can be cancelled. I can go to Lingshan as soon as possible, get back the true spirit as soon as possible, and I can also return to modern times as soon as possible, away from this world without toilets and video games backward age.But after thinking about it carefully, I overturned this idea. Now that I am poor and empty, I have almost no confidence. How should I go to Lingshan to make trouble... Oh, no, to retrieve the true spirit?

Tathagata Buddha can crush me to death with one little finger.

After thinking about it, I think it is better to implement the original plan, and the implementation of the plan must be strengthened. There is nothing embarrassing in shaping yourself into a living Buddha. The key is to make people believe, to cultivate fame, to accumulate Merits and virtues require everyone to be sincerely convinced and love them from the bottom of their hearts, and to restore the luck that was previously consumed...

All the way out of the hustle and bustle, everyone knows everyone.It would be even better if people could convert to me, a living holy monk.

The incense of believers is very important.

It's a pity that none of Jin Chanzi's previous understandings were inherited to me. Do I really want to learn a new copy of Buddhism?

But I always feel that what I realize again may go astray.

After thinking everything through, I slowly opened my eyes.

"Ah!" Seeing the furry face in front of my eyes, I pushed subconsciously, and then I heard the eager squeak of the monkey son.

I rubbed my forehead, and found that I was placed next to a big tree, sitting leaning on the trunk, surrounded by several apprentices, and I was the dot.

I looked at the blue-faced Monk Sha, and my heart was infinitely complicated.

I used to have some prejudices against the idea of ​​laying down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately in Buddhism. Those guys who committed murder ran into the temple and shaved their heads, and then became outsiders, free from punishment.But this matter has nothing to do with me in the end, the world is like this, it's not my turn to talk too much.But now, as a victim, seeing the ogre who killed him nine times...

Should I be thankful that Jin Chanzi only left me some background introduction and brief summary?I didn't receive those true memories and feelings. Seeing Monk Sha, although I felt disliked intuitively, I didn't immediately kill him to take revenge.

Even so, my voice became severe, "How many people did you eat in Quicksand Hanoi?"

Monk Sha shrank his shoulders and bowed down, "Returning to Master, it was all before meeting the Bodhisattva, and after being enlightened by the Bodhisattva, he has been fasting and eating vegetarian. The disciple sincerely reformed."

I don't know whether Monk Sha brought Guanyin out on purpose or not. If he was an ordinary monk, he might immediately feel relieved, but for me, I just feel that he wants to use Guanyin to suppress me.I also understand why I didn't like Guanyin before. It wasn't just that he tricked me once, but that my status in Xitian was obviously higher than him, but now he always makes trouble in front of me.

This is very frustrating.

I weighed the pros and cons in my heart. I have no shortage of apprentices. The original Journey to the West establishment has already been filled by me. Whether or not Monk Sha accepts it should not affect the overall situation.His former honesty, honesty, sincerity and reliability have now turned into ashes in my heart and drifted away with the wind. If I drive him away...

I didn't speak, but Brother Hou couldn't bear his temper, and pulled Monk Sha aside, "You said that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked you to put it away, but what is it for?"

"The Bodhisattva didn't say anything." Monk Sha replied.

I looked at the string around his neck, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...

It's all my brains!

I have always thought that I am a very tolerant person, and I am willing to think about other people's difficulties, but it is difficult for me to do this now. Of course, it is not the fault of Monk Sha alone to eat people in the quicksand river. He accounts for three of these faults. Tianting's flow regardless of it takes three points, Lingshan's turning a blind eye takes him as a level boss and takes four points!

I confidently expanded the scope of the attack, and after writing down a sum in my small notebook in my heart, I suddenly realized that I want to bring Monk Sha with me. As a victim, I can't control the perpetrator anymore?Why should I take him away?I'm going to keep him by my side to atone for everything he did before!

He owes me!

After I figured this out, I was refreshed, and I was not angry when Brother Hou went to the South China Sea. I want to see how many times Guanyin will show his presence in front of my eyes along the way?

After a while, Brother Hou came back with Mu Zha.

It also brings the use of skeletons.

First, use ropes to tie the skeleton into nine palaces, then put a gourd in the middle, and return them one by one to become a Dharma boat.

I crossed the Liusha River by boat, Mu Zha took back the gourd, and the nine skeletons disappeared in the dark wind.

After Mu Zha left, I asked Brother Hou, "Did you bring the gourd back from the South China Sea?"

Monkey nodded.

I couldn't help sneering, it seems that regardless of whether Brother Hou and the others can subdue Monk Sha, Guanyin also left a gesture to show his presence.

At night, we didn't find anyone to stay overnight, so we could only make do at the foot of the mountain.I leaned against the tree, looking at the bonfire not far away, my eyes straightened.This day's experience is a bit too much, I need to take it easy.

"Brother Monkey, do you feel that Master seems to be in a bad mood?" Zhu Bajie asked.

"Master is timid, so seeing those skeletons is naturally unpleasant." Brother Hou replied, "Wuqing, it's cold, go and warm up Master."

I sighed helplessly, Brother Hou, don't you think that we are so close, I can't hear what you say?

And, as a person who has been baptized in the 21st century, my thoughts are not so pure, and the ambiguity in your words is too great.

I was thinking about how to refuse. After all, although the human body heater is warm enough, it would be too undignified for the master if I really hugged it. But when I looked up, I saw a pale golden mink walking towards me upright. See me After spotting him, he walked towards me quickly, stretching out his short forelimbs to make a gesture of begging for a hug.

I looked at him blankly.

The little mink squeaked twice and landed on the ground with its four paws. First, it looked at me with its tail in its arms. After finding that I was indifferent, it started to run around in circles and chase after the tail.

I wondered, Wuqing must have studied in a circus, right?

Or lit up the cute talent skill points?

Thinking of this, I grabbed the little mink and buried my face in it.

Well, so soft, so happy.