[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

No one knows the remorse in my heart, I looked at the eight lines of poems on that post, and I really wanted to ask for a Harry Potter time-turner to adjust the advance to twelve hours ago.I am not familiar with the old mother of Lishan, and I am tired of watching Guanyin, but Pu Xian and Manjusri...

Of course I know that they must have used the art of transformation, just like the monkey brother turned into Gao Cuilan before, that time, no matter how beautiful the appearance is, he is also an active monkey in essence, and the action parts do not have the beauty of a lady at all.But this time is different. In order to test the firmness of our group to learn from the scriptures, they will definitely dress themselves up beautifully, or gentle, or lively, or love to laugh, so that people feel from the heart that this is the beauty of youth. girl.

However, I missed it.

I have seen a lot of beautiful girls, but I have never seen a Bodhisattva who imitates a beautiful girl in the skin of a beautiful girl.

How I regret that I missed the opportunity to engrave the image as a souvenir.

This kind of careful thinking is really not enough for outsiders. Seeing my depressed appearance, Brother Hou probably thought that I was disappointed because I missed the meeting with the Bodhisattva, and advised me, "Master, the mountains are high and the water is far away. The opportunity to meet the Bodhisattva. This time, the Bodhisattva set the test, and we all passed the test, which is the most important thing.”

As soon as Brother Hou started, several other apprentices followed. I nodded and continued on my way on White Horse Mountain.

This time, the ghost hitting the wall that trapped us before disappeared.

After walking for about half an hour, I suddenly remembered something, "Wukong, did you already know the identities of those Bodhisattvas?"

At that time in the hall, I had winked at Brother Hou. He is so monkey-like, why didn't he receive it and instead looked elsewhere?Looking back now, he probably already knew what was going on there, but he didn't tell me!

"Forgive me, Master. The grandson already knew about it, but he can't reveal the secret." Brother Hou began to explain, "The sky above the house is shrouded in Qingyun, covered with auspicious mist, and I think it's enlightened by the immortal Buddha. At that time, I didn't know which fairy Buddha it was, but I thought it was the group of guys in the sky who saw us tired all the way and gave us a house to rest. Who would have thought that it was to test us, and asked Master to marry a wife!"

I twitched the corner of my mouth, what can I say?Those people have been immortals and Buddhas for too long, are they already bored enough to play tricks on me in the name of a test?

But Zhu Bajie patted his chest with a happy face, "Fortunately, the old pig is not tempted, otherwise, wouldn't I be bridal with a Bodhisattva?"

"Forget it, Bajie." Wufeng patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, "If you stay, even if the master lets you go, the Bodhisattva will not let you have a better life, return to the bridal chamber? Try to think of good things."

Wu Feng really said what was in my heart. I was thinking about whether to throw away the burden of Master and laugh a few words. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind. I remembered what was going on!

Alas, along the way, someone always recruited a son-in-law, but I didn't expect that when I really encountered a test, I almost forgot about it.According to the plot of "Journey to the West", isn't there this paragraph in it?I still remember that there were indeed three beautiful girls. After Zhu Bajie stayed behind, the old mother Li Shan pretended to be a mother. She pretended to be embarrassed and said that she didn’t know which daughter to marry him, so she put a veil on his head and went by herself. Grasp……

If you can catch me, I'll let you hehehe...

Sorry, Fei Yu messed in.

I feel again the visceral pain that I missed this classic scene, and with so little fun on the westbound road, I actually missed one.

Because of this, Wu Qing almost lost a layer of hair by me, but luckily he is fine, and his fur is very strong.

"Master, scratch your chin again." Wu Qing immediately turned over, exposing not only his chin, but also his belly.

So I scratched his chin again.

Zhu Bajie was carrying the luggage, and rolled his eyes, "Master, do you like pigs? Newborn piglets and old pigs have also changed, and they look good too."

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I walked a long way again, and there was a mountain in front of me. I had reflected on it for a long time, and picked up the plot that I had almost forgotten. However, it took too long to pick it up, except for three dozen The Bone Demon is true or false, the Monkey King, I can't think of anything else.What's even more tragic is that even if I think of these two, I don't know when it will happen, and I can't grasp the opportunity at all. This premonition advantage is useless except to add trouble.

Hey, Jin Chanzi is the same, since it was already planned that I would come here to learn Buddhist scriptures, why didn't you remind me to memorize the entire "Journey to the West"?As a result, when I finished my homework reading masterpieces during the winter and summer vacations, I could see ten lines at a glance, and I would forget tomorrow when I watched Journey to the West. My understanding of Journey to the West came from TV dramas and cartoons. However, with the existence of the Internet, who still watches TV?

Thousands of mistakes are all Jin Chanzi's fault!

Now I can only do hindsight.

The high mountain in front of me is steep and majestic. It inexplicably reminds me of the saying "if the mountain is not high, there will be spirits". Although this mountain is very tall, I think there must be gods living in it. Again, it is also a fairy who has attained the Tao. .After entering the mountain, this idea became more and more solid in my heart. The magnificent scenery here and the handsome creatures here really deserve to be called a fairy mountain and a blessed place.

Because this place is beautiful, the topic of a few enlightenment turned to Lingshan, and I felt that Lingshan, the ultimate goal of our trip, was probably like this.As a rat born and raised in Lingshan, although Wuqing is very protective of his hometown, he also admits that this is by no means an ordinary land, and there should be holy monks and immortals.

This is true, we walked for a few days, and saw the palace tower among the greenery.Although it looked close, it took a lot of effort to get there. On the left side of the mountain gate, there was a stone tablet with ten large characters written on it——

Longevity Mountain Fudi Wuzhuang Guantian

I felt that the name of this place was faintly familiar to me, and there must be a story happening in a place that was familiar to me, so I faintly fell in love with it.Going forward, there is another couplet on the door, which reads: Immortal Immortal Mansion, a family with the same longevity as the sky.

Here is a Taoist temple.

Brother Hou is well-informed, and even laughed at the Taoists here for talking big, saying that he didn't see Taishang Laojun dare to say that when he himself made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

While talking, the door suddenly opened, originally the mountain was cloudy and foggy, but now it looks like a fairy.Dozens of Taoist priests lined up from inside to outside. A Taoist priest wearing a purple gold crown walked out slowly. He didn't look old. He had a childlike and beautiful face, but he had three beards under his jaw, which made him look even more graceful.

"When an old friend comes to visit, it's a long way to welcome him." The Taoist said slowly.

The little impression that floated up in my mind suddenly shattered into slag, and several Wus also looked at each other, asking each other, "Who knows the master here?"

No one knows.

I could only bite the bullet and ask, "I don't know your title? Who has a relationship with my master and apprentice?"

"I am Zhen Yuanzi, from the Taiyi Taoist sect. I met you at the Orchid Pen Meeting 500 years ago, and you passed tea to me with your own hands. How can you not be my old friend?" Zhen Yuanzi said, "Please come to the village , let me treat you well."

I shuddered, well, the previous impression of being broken into slag came back together, but——

There are so many slots, I don’t even know where to start!

I have to wonder if this is a fake land like Little Leiyin Temple, Zhen Yuanzi...how could Zhen Yuanzi welcome me in person?How could he appear in Zhuangzhong? If he was really there, how would Brother Monkey harm the ginseng fruit tree in the future?

Of course, with me here, I definitely won't let Brother Monkey harm him, but this development is wrong!

"We met 500 years ago?" Brother Hou rolled his eyes, "Master, could it be that you were also a god and Buddha in the sky in your previous life?"

Zhen Yuanzi looked at me, and I looked at him.

Yaoshou, I really don't remember ever getting to know him well!

In fact, if you know it well, you forget it. After all, most of Jin Chanzi's memory has disappeared.All that is left to me is the background of the story and the summary of the previous situation. As for his close friends, I really doubt that he has any close friends?In other words, can anyone stand his talk?

So I can only shake my head in a daze, "I don't know."

Zhen Yuanzi sighed, his eyes were long and kind, "You are Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha of Lingshan Tathagata, who has reincarnated ten times and is about to complete his tenth life. If you pass by me, I will meet you."

I always feel that Zhen Yuanzi's attitude is a bit interesting.But for a while, he couldn't figure out what he meant, so he could only follow him into the villa and went to the main hall.

As a monk, it must be a must when entering a temple. Although I am in a Taoist temple now, I can follow the Romans when I go to the countryside. I also want to worship the gods of Taoism. Isn’t there a saying that the Buddha is the Tao?

So I feel that I have a clear conscience, and I am not burning incense indiscriminately.

But in the main hall, there are so few gods that I can worship, there are only heaven and earth, and there are none of the common Sanqing and Four Emperors Luotian.

Maybe my expression was too obvious, Zhen Yuanzi said to me leisurely, "Sanqing is my friend, Sidi is my old friend, Jiuyao is my junior, Yuanchen is my guest, how can they bear my incense."

Well, I raised Zhen Yuanzi's status again, and he was actually the same generation as Sanqing... No wonder Jin Chanzi would serve him tea at the party.

After the guests and hosts were seated, Zhen Yuanzi still couldn't laugh or cry, "I received a post from Yuanshi Tianzun, and I planned to go to the Miluo Palace in the Shangqing Heaven to listen to the lecture. Before I left, 48 disciples took 46 away, leaving two , just because I calculated that you would pass by here when I was listening to the lecture, so I left you two ginseng fruits. As a result, when I came back from the lecture, I heard Mingyue Qingfeng say that you didn’t come, and I was planning to figure out what went wrong , turn your head again, and you are right in front of you!"

I:"……"

I was speechless, so it was because I was procrastinating, and I didn't keep on my way, but I procrastinated so successfully that I actually dragged Zhen Yuanzi back from the lecture, and told the disaster that was destined to happen in Wuzhuang Temple. Are you dragging on?

Although this is a good thing, why do I feel so wrong?

The author has something to say: I forgot whether Bajie is a domestic pig or a wild boar. In my impression, it is a domestic pig, but the baby wild boar is super cute when it is born~