[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

We continued to go westward over mountains and ridges. Although I still can drag the road for two days, I will not finish it in one day, but this time, in this kind of delay, I no longer take one step at a time as before, and it is still a bit uncomfortable for the future. Sure, this time, I know who I am and what I am going to do, and I am a little more calm when I walk.

I said that I don't have the confidence to go to Lingshan to make troubles, but in fact, the identity of Jin Chanzi has given me unlimited confidence.The worst outcome has been envisioned in advance, I think, there is nothing I can't accept now, the worst thing is that Jin Chanzi's plan failed and he returned to Lingshan.If that's the case, I will sleep for a thousand years at worst, and when I open my eyes again, I will be a hero in the 21st century again.

Of course, this is the worst possible outcome, and I didn't expect to admit defeat so quickly.

Maybe it was because I was stunned out of fear before—Brother Hou made an indelible contribution to spreading this rumor—the gods and Buddhas in the sky had a rare conscience to find that there were no demons and ghosts on the road, and they only encountered almost ordinary people.

When I met the first family who wanted to recruit me as a son-in-law, I was a little surprised. When I met the second family, I was a little confused. When I met the third family, I understood.

It's all the fault of the remote location!

It is sparsely populated here, so if you meet a young man, of course you have to stay and get married. The reproduction of the next generation is very important.

Of course, people don't want everyone. According to the gap between the rich and the poor, I have concluded a rule.

Wealthy people all like me, probably because I am white, beautiful and lovable, and can improve the genes of the next generation. Even if I can’t do anything, it’s good to have a good mood in the house; people who are not so rich like Wufeng, because He has a strong face and a strong body, and he looks like a good hand in life.

And what these two families have in common is that no matter whether they like the ones that are eye-catching or those that are affordable, they don’t want monsters!

Even if your daughter can't get married, don't marry a monster!

Cough, well, let me put it bluntly, it is the quotes of Wukong Bajie Wu Qingsha Monk...they don't have such a thing as quotes.

So, how important it is to learn how to transform into a human form.

But apart from Zhu Bajie, it seems that the others are not dissatisfied.As for Zhu Bajie's dissatisfaction, I can suppress it with a single look.

This guy has a criminal record in Gao Laozhuang, and I even told him that if he was dishonest again, I would help him cut off his dust roots. Obviously, he didn't forget about it.

On this day, we finally saw another family. We knew from looking at the gatehouse that this family was very rich. Although it is said that the monks don’t care about things outside of themselves, as a layman, it’s hard for me not to think about the things behind it, such as delicious food. Su Zhai, such as a comfortable bed...

Really, after staying in the wild for a long time, I feel closer to seeing the bed than seeing my own mother.

Hey, if this paragraph is cut off, if the lord mother finds out... the consequences will be too dire, I dare not think about it.

Brother Monkey went to knock on the door, and after a while, someone asked softly behind the door: "Who is outside the door? Why are you knocking on my widow's door?"

My first reaction was that there are many disputes in front of the widow's house. This is certainly a prejudice, but since there are rich families here, there must be other families nearby, so I don't have to choose this one.Besides, for the widow's family, it is quite frightening for a few middle-aged men and monsters to suddenly appear in the house.

It is convenient for others and my own convenience, so I replied aloud: "The female benefactor is bothering you. The poor monk is a Buddhist monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. He passed by the treasure land and wanted to stay overnight. I don't know that the female benefactor has no adult men at home. , let’s go now, don’t be afraid.”

I thought my response was pretty good, so I turned around and planned to let Brother Hou fly to the sky to see where the nearest house was, but unexpectedly the door was pushed open from the inside.

What came out was a half-aged woman.

"I've met Elder Tang." The woman greeted her with a smile, "Since he is an elder from Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, he must not be a villain, please come in quickly."

I declined for a while, "Thank you, benefactor, for your kindness. It's just that some of my apprentices have frightening faces, which frightened the female family members of the family. It's better not to..."

"What's the matter? Since he is an elder who learns scriptures, even if he is afraid of people, he is a good person." The woman said with a smile, "My daughter is also bold, so please rest assured Elder Tang."

Is this hospitality or just being courteous?This thought flashed through my mind, I glanced at Brother Monkey, and smiled, "So, I will bother the family."

With Brother Monkey around, I'm afraid of my hair!

However, in fact, I underestimated the strength of this lady, and I felt powerless in Miss Yin's final choice.

The lady's surname is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. Three years later, her husband died and became a widow. The three-year filial piety period has passed, and she has only three daughters.When she said this, she looked at me in embarrassment, "I have only four mothers and daughters, but there are six elders and apprentices. It just happens to be private, and it is not too late to ask the rest to learn scriptures."

etc!What do you think I mean?You can't just want to marry me just because I'm of the same generation as you!I'm only in my early twenties, and I don't lack maternal love!

I have never encountered such a bold and unrestrained style. The lady probably thought that I was not tempted, and continued to talk about the benefits of her family, "I have more than [-] hectares of paddy fields and more than [-] hectares of dry fields. There are more than [-] hectares of fruit trees in the mountain farm, the yellow buffaloes have been raised in advance, there are herds of mules and horses, and there are countless pigs and sheep..."

I heard her say that there are piles of rice in her home, countless silks, and endless gold and silver. The early warning radar in my head kept screaming, reminding me that there is a big pit ahead, so don't enter.

With such a good condition, it is more than enough to recruit a son-in-law, but if you are not taboo about meat and vegetables, even monsters can eat...

It is not known what kind of poison is hidden in this piece of pie that fell from the sky.

I couldn't help looking at Brother Hou, wanting him to give me a hint. Is this Sun Erniang who opened a black shop selling human meat buns, or was it transformed from a ghost?

Brother Hou scratched his furry face with his hands, and looked up and down the hall, but he didn't look at me.

However, the cold scene did not happen. The lady continued, "I am 45 years old this year. My eldest daughter Zhenzhen is 20 years old this year; my second daughter Ai Ai is this year; my youngest daughter Lian Lian is 16 years old this year. None of them are betrothed to anyone else. I Although they don't look good, the daughters have good looks, they are good at women, they have read books, they can recite poems, they are not vulgar, they are not vulgar, and they can be worthy of the elders. I don't know what the elders think?"

I looked at the lady, and I felt infinite regret in my heart, and I almost said to her, "I was born before I was born, and I am old when I was born".If I hadn't met Monk Sha and been stimulated by the nine skeletons he was carrying to read the background and the summary of the story, I would definitely have taken the opportunity to stay with such a good opportunity.But now, don’t say that there are obviously traps here, even if there are no traps, I can get Daling Mountain, and I have to bring my true spirit back without learning the scriptures, and return to modern times.

So, I can only shake my head and refuse.

"What's the benefit of becoming a monk?" The lady asked puzzledly, "I have thousands of acres of fields and forests here, carved beams and painted buildings, warm jade and soft fragrance, why is it more comfortable than you going west in the severe cold?"

"Everything you ask for will return to the dust after a hundred years; but what I ask for is to save the world for thousands of years." I shook my head, "The way is different, so we don't seek each other. Female benefactor, take your leave."

"If you don't ask, don't your apprentices ask too?" the lady asked sharply.

"You can ask them, do they beg?" I replied softly.

"Old Sun just wants to protect Master and return to Huaguo Mountain after collecting the scriptures." Brother Hou answered with his ears open.

"I just want to go to the west to pay homage to the Buddha and understand the essence of my Buddha's Dharma." Wu Feng smiled honestly.

"I... I already have green lotuses... No, I am wholeheartedly escorting Master to learn Buddhist scriptures, and I have absolutely no desire for color!" Zhu Bajie groaned for a moment before turning back quickly, and after he finished speaking, he gave me a careful look.

"I went west to repent, and I hope that the Buddha will let me return to Lingshan for the sake of my sincere repentance." After Wuqing finished speaking, he glanced at the lady, "I don't even want to marry a fairy to me!"

The last one to speak was Monk Sha, his blue face was full of distress, "Only my Buddha can protect me from the pain of a sharp sword piercing my chest."

"You really think so? Don't you see my daughters before making a decision?" The lady seemed pissed off.

"Farewell." After I finished speaking, I walked out first.

There were five or six out-of-sync 'farewell' sounds behind me. It seemed that my identity as the leader and dictator was well recognized.

After leaving that door, I was about to praise Zhu Bajie. After all, it’s normal for other people to be bad at women, but he also firmly refused. This is very worth giving a sweet date, the stick that was cut off before him After hitting a bit.

Unexpectedly, before I opened my mouth, Zhu Bajie murmured softly from behind, "Brother Monkey, I just turned around and saw a girl, thankfully Master didn't see it, otherwise it would definitely move everyone's heart, it's so beautiful!"

I take back the original words, Zhu Bajie, it is better to serve him with sticks all the time.

What is even more depressing is that there is no other family around here except that one.This night, we had to sleep in the wild again.After waking up the next day, I continued on my way. The more I walked, the more I felt something was wrong.

"Wukong." I called Brother Hou, "This place looks familiar, have we passed by?"

At this time, we were in a forest. I made a mark on the tree and walked forward. After a while, I saw the tree I made the mark again.

what is this?Journey to the West version ghost hit the wall?

I was about to let Brother Monkey see where the monster was haunted, and there was a post floating down from the sky.The corner of my mouth twitched, and I took the post, and there were eight lines of poetry on it——

The old mother of Lishan does not think of ordinary things, and the Bodhisattva of the South China Sea please come down the mountain.Samantabhadra and Manjusri are all guests, turning into beautiful women in the forest.The holy monk is virtuous but not vulgar, and all the disciples are devoted to the Buddha.From then on, I went westward with one heart and got the truth to save the people.

If my comprehension is okay...

I regret it, I really regret it, why should I pretend not to see beautiful women, let alone Guanyin, I am very interested in Puxian Manjusri's women's clothing!

The author has something to say: The original text of the eight lines of the poem: The old mother of Lishan does not think of ordinary people, and the Bodhisattva of the South China Sea please come down the mountain.Samantabhadra and Manjusri are all guests, turning into beautiful women in the forest.The holy monk is virtuous but not vulgar, and the eight precepts without Zen are even more ordinary.From then on, you must correct your mistakes in meditation. If you are born negligent, the road will be difficult.

The original plot is that four bodhisattvas incarnations, mother and daughter, want to recruit four monks, masters and disciples of the Tang Dynasty to be their son-in-law. Then Bajie is tempted and stays by himself, but the Bodhisattva tricks him by saying that he doesn’t know which daughter to marry to him. Let him cover his face, whoever catches counts.I also put on a pearl shirt for him, which turned into a rope and strangled him to death. He could only wait for Master to save him... Well, this scene was shot in the TV series very interestingly, and everyone should still have an impression.

Because the plot has changed, so the poem will also change. I changed it at will, and my ability is limited. Just kidding _(:зゝ∠)_