[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang
Chapter 94
Although the officials in the posthouse said that King Zhu Ziguo was in good health, when I went to replace Guan Wen, he looked a little sick.However, Datang's name is quite famous. After he saw me, he was in good spirits, and he also looked forward to Datang, and chatted with me for a long time.
When I was telling him the story of Wei Zheng's dream of slaying a dragon, a court lady came from the side hall, holding a bowl of unfriendly soup in her hand.
"Your Majesty, this is today's medicine." The court lady saluted, but the soup on the tray in her hand did not move at all, "Master Bai has ordered you not to miss the hour."
The king smiled and looked at me apologetically, "Holy Monk, wait for me to finish drinking this bowl of medicine later."
"Your Majesty, please take care of yourself." Of course I don't care about this, in fact, I'm thinking if the so-called genius doctor Bai is Bai Jingjing, does she have a license to practice medicine?Traditional Chinese medicine and ground tofu are not the same thing. The difficulty is at least at the abyss level. I have always had a psychological shadow about it. If I can apply it externally, I will never take it orally.
The king was probably used to drinking decoctions. He picked up the bowl and drank it down unambiguously. Then he picked up a piece of candied fruit and put it in his mouth. After a while, he rinsed his mouth with green tea before talking to me, "All these years, for To treat illnesses, no matter what kind of medicine I took, it was unspeakably miserable. In the end, there was no other way, so I opened the imperial list, and paid half of the country to find a miracle doctor. Fortunately, the sky never stopped me, and a white genius doctor came. She is brilliant, and her medical ethics are even more admirable. She doesn't want half of my country, but only asks me to treat the people well. Therefore, I and the whole palace have always respected her. No one dares to violate her words and rules. .If she finds out that I don’t take my medicine on time, maybe a bowl of coptis soup will be waiting for me in the next moment.”
I smiled and understood very well, "A doctor hates people who don't obey the doctor's orders."
The king nodded, "That's it."
The king and I talked about the stars, the moon, and ideals. We had a very pleasant conversation. In addition, the Duanyang Festival was approaching, and the king kindly asked us to spend the festival before we went on the road.
Speaking of the Duanyang Festival, I feel a little melancholy, being alone in a foreign land as a stranger, I haven’t celebrated the Duanyang Festival for a long time, maybe I haven’t eaten zongzi for a long time.Naturally, it was not the king's turn to intervene in such a matter of ritual arrangement, it was jointly arranged by the Empress of Yinsheng Palace and Empress of Yusheng Palace.
Zhu Ziguo called the harem differently from other places. The harem in other places is divided into the main palace, the east palace and the west palace, but here they are called Jinsheng Palace, Yinsheng Palace and Yusheng Palace.The queen of the main palace didn't come out, but handed it over to the East Palace and West Palace. If he didn't think that the king was a good person, I would think that he is another person who spoils his concubine and kills his wife.It was precisely because I believed that he was not, that's why I asked a lot about Jin Shenggong's empress.
Unexpectedly, the king's tears came down all of a sudden, "Jinsheng Palace is no longer in the palace."
It turned out that a few years ago, it was also a Duanyang Festival. The king took his harem concubines to drink and have fun watching dragon boats in the imperial garden. As a result, a monster wind blew by, and a monster who called himself Sai Taisui came and said that he lived in Xiezhi, Qilin Mountain. Dong, fell in love with the beauty of Jin Shenggong's empress, and wanted to ask her to be his wife.The king was naturally unwilling, but the monster got stronger and said to count to three. If the count of three was over and the king didn't give him the Golden Holy Palace Empress, he would eat the king first, then the ministers, and finally kill the people all over the city. Eat it all.
Although the king loves Jinshenggong empress deeply, but he is the lord of a country first, and has more responsibilities to the common people. Sitting down, he was sick and couldn't be cured for a long time, so he had to open the imperial list in the end.
Very good, I know the mission this time.
There is nothing wrong with each of these monsters. Kui Mulang went down to earth and took away Baihuayu, and this one called Sai Taisui took away Jinsheng Palace again.
The king only knew so much, if he wanted to know more, he could only get it from Bai Jingjing.
The problem is, I've been here for so many days, but Bai Jingjing hasn't shown up, and I haven't even met her in the palace.
The king had cried enough, wiped away his tears, and began to complain about the monster's evil deeds: "Since then, the monster has come every few months, and every time he has to leave two maids, I don't want to He dared not to give it, but after he gave it, he was afraid that his desire would not be filled. One day he would hurt us if he was not satisfied, so he built a monster shelter in the palace. Every time he saw that the limelight was not right, he would hide in it until the monster left. "
I followed the king to see the demon shelter. I thought it would be some kind of amazing building, but unexpectedly, the demon shelter was not on the ground, but underground.
The ancient version of the air-raid shelter is also.
I was visiting, and there was a sudden wind outside, and someone shouted "the monster is coming" outside, so the king skillfully ran to the corner and squatted, pretending that he didn't have a sense of existence.
After a while, the wind disappeared, but the noise became louder.
"Your Majesty, Divine Doctor Bai was captured by a monster!"
This is the funniest joke I've heard this year, and I think I'll have a good laugh with it into the new year.
We climbed out of the demon shelter, the faces of the people outside were flustered, Brother Hou jumped off the clouds in mid-air, looked me up and down for a while, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, Master is fine, I just saw that demon cloud, Old Sun thought that Master was captured by monsters again."
"There's nothing wrong with my teacher." I looked into the distance, "It's just that Doctor Bai was captured by a monster."
"...Bai Miracle Doctor?" Brother Hou's voice was a little hesitant, and finally he suddenly realized, "What's wrong with her again?"
"That's right! That monster must have intentions to do something wrong when he kidnapped Doctor Bai!" The king walked over and took a deep look at Brother Monkey. , I am willing to reward each other with Jiangshan."
Brother Hou looked at me and scratched his head, "It's easy to say, but the origin of the monster is still unclear. I... someone has already searched for it. After finding out the details of the monster, Old Sun must have smashed his lair! "
The king was very grateful, so Brother Monkey and I resigned first and went back to the post house.
I was about to push the door, when I heard Zhu Bajie yelling, "Isn't it the evil wind that passed by just now? The old pig was eating too much and didn't pay attention. Could it be that Master was captured by the monster again?"
A few Wu talked back and forth, some of them didn't notice it at all, some of them noticed it but didn't pay attention to it, now hearing what Zhu Bajie said, their hearts are a little bit drummed.I heard Wu Feng's tone waver, "It's not just that, I heard that the king of Zhu Ziguo didn't worship monks and Taoism, and the most trusted one recently is Bai Miracle Doctor. Master is here, shouldn't it be safer?"
He bit the word 'white' tightly, full of hints.
"Of course I don't believe that Bai Meizi will harm Master, but if Bai Meizi stays here, doesn't it prove that there are evil monsters here?" Zhu Bajie said anxiously, "This Bai Meizi is also, why is she avoiding us this time?"
I just realized that I'm not the only one who feels this way.
"Troubleshooting, just ask her yourself!" The voice of six ears exploded in my ears, the door in front of me was suddenly blown open by the wind, and a woman in blue and red was thrown on the ground, with a veil covering her face , the eyes that were exposed outside were extremely beautiful, and the eyes that looked at us at this time were full of sorrow, "Master..."
"Where are you from?" I looked at Liu Er, very surprised.
Liu Er snorted, his voice was full of complacency, or should we say hustling?
"Do you think I'm procrastinating like you?" Liu Er was so proud that he almost wanted to point to the noses of Wu Wu and say that everyone here is hot chicken, "When the evil wind blows, I will feel that something is wrong. I went up, and went to that Xiezhi Cave with that monster. Unfortunately, the maid who was taken away was frightened to death halfway, so I can only come back with this skeleton.”
Bai Jingjing stood up from the ground and tidied up her somewhat messy clothes, even the veil on her face was not wrinkled. If she hadn't hid behind me when Liu Er looked at her, I would admit that she looked like a goddess.
However, Bai Jingjing's small sense of existence does not affect Liu Er's mood at this time. It is probably because he has finally done something that the other enlightened people have not done. A pompous... little rooster?
"Do you know the details of the monster in Xiezhi Cave?" Brother Monkey asked.
"Sister Bai, why are you avoiding us all this time?" Zhu Bajie said almost at the same time.
Liu Er jumped first, "I was busy saving this bone frame, and I was almost injured by that monster. How could I have time to find out about him?"
Bai Jingjing hesitated and hesitated, hesitating to speak to me.
"What's wrong?" I asked, still in disbelief that the problem was actually me.
I have always been... well, most of the time I am very kind to Bai Jingjing, she has no reason to avoid me because of me, right?Both Brother Hou and Liu Er are more likely than me, and that is the main force to bully her.
"Master." Bai Jingjing looked at me, and finally finished speaking in one breath when Brother Hou showed impatience, "Master, don't be sad, there must be a misunderstanding that Guanyin Bodhisattva is not that kind of Bodhisattva, and he must have nothing to do with it!"
This was said quickly and urgently. Although Bai Jingjing's voice was sweet, I still had to react for a while.After I reacted, it also exploded.
"The monster is under the seat of Guanyin again?" Is it over? !Why is Guanyin a professional monster producer?
"Again?" Bai Jingjing also grasped the point accurately, "Master, have you met other monsters who are also Guanyin's family?"
I nodded heavily, and then I remembered that Bai Jingjing didn't know about Chenjiazhuang's inspiration. She was directly taken away by Liu Er at that time, and I kept forgetting to tell her.Briefly told Bai Jingjing about that matter, Bai Jingjing was stunned for a while, "Is that so? After thinking about it for a long time, I don't know how to tell Master that this monster belongs to the Guanyin family. I am afraid that Master will give birth Demon barrier."
After finishing speaking, she said bitterly, "It's a pity that it belongs to the Bodhisattva's family. Although the green-haired lion is stupid, its nature is not bad, but this golden-haired lion has the nature of a demon. It not only eats people, but also forces the kidnapped palace maid Have sex. Master, do you think Guanyin Bodhisattva knows about this? The fish he raises are eaten by boys and girls, and his mount steals the queen and eats people... Isn’t there a saying that things resemble masters?”
I tried my best to keep my expression from being too strange. People really cannot stand comparison. Compared with Guanyin, I think Manjushri is a good Bodhisattva. It's too late, although this pair of green-haired lions is not very humane.Guanyin——
As a deep Avalokitesvara, I don't believe that he knows nothing about this matter. There must be his connivance behind it. Last time he came in a hurry outside the Pipa Cave, and left in a hurry with the body of the scorpion spirit , without mentioning the previous things.This time, I suddenly wanted to know if he would come again and take the golden retriever away before Brother Hou beat the golden retriever to death without giving any explanation.
When I was telling him the story of Wei Zheng's dream of slaying a dragon, a court lady came from the side hall, holding a bowl of unfriendly soup in her hand.
"Your Majesty, this is today's medicine." The court lady saluted, but the soup on the tray in her hand did not move at all, "Master Bai has ordered you not to miss the hour."
The king smiled and looked at me apologetically, "Holy Monk, wait for me to finish drinking this bowl of medicine later."
"Your Majesty, please take care of yourself." Of course I don't care about this, in fact, I'm thinking if the so-called genius doctor Bai is Bai Jingjing, does she have a license to practice medicine?Traditional Chinese medicine and ground tofu are not the same thing. The difficulty is at least at the abyss level. I have always had a psychological shadow about it. If I can apply it externally, I will never take it orally.
The king was probably used to drinking decoctions. He picked up the bowl and drank it down unambiguously. Then he picked up a piece of candied fruit and put it in his mouth. After a while, he rinsed his mouth with green tea before talking to me, "All these years, for To treat illnesses, no matter what kind of medicine I took, it was unspeakably miserable. In the end, there was no other way, so I opened the imperial list, and paid half of the country to find a miracle doctor. Fortunately, the sky never stopped me, and a white genius doctor came. She is brilliant, and her medical ethics are even more admirable. She doesn't want half of my country, but only asks me to treat the people well. Therefore, I and the whole palace have always respected her. No one dares to violate her words and rules. .If she finds out that I don’t take my medicine on time, maybe a bowl of coptis soup will be waiting for me in the next moment.”
I smiled and understood very well, "A doctor hates people who don't obey the doctor's orders."
The king nodded, "That's it."
The king and I talked about the stars, the moon, and ideals. We had a very pleasant conversation. In addition, the Duanyang Festival was approaching, and the king kindly asked us to spend the festival before we went on the road.
Speaking of the Duanyang Festival, I feel a little melancholy, being alone in a foreign land as a stranger, I haven’t celebrated the Duanyang Festival for a long time, maybe I haven’t eaten zongzi for a long time.Naturally, it was not the king's turn to intervene in such a matter of ritual arrangement, it was jointly arranged by the Empress of Yinsheng Palace and Empress of Yusheng Palace.
Zhu Ziguo called the harem differently from other places. The harem in other places is divided into the main palace, the east palace and the west palace, but here they are called Jinsheng Palace, Yinsheng Palace and Yusheng Palace.The queen of the main palace didn't come out, but handed it over to the East Palace and West Palace. If he didn't think that the king was a good person, I would think that he is another person who spoils his concubine and kills his wife.It was precisely because I believed that he was not, that's why I asked a lot about Jin Shenggong's empress.
Unexpectedly, the king's tears came down all of a sudden, "Jinsheng Palace is no longer in the palace."
It turned out that a few years ago, it was also a Duanyang Festival. The king took his harem concubines to drink and have fun watching dragon boats in the imperial garden. As a result, a monster wind blew by, and a monster who called himself Sai Taisui came and said that he lived in Xiezhi, Qilin Mountain. Dong, fell in love with the beauty of Jin Shenggong's empress, and wanted to ask her to be his wife.The king was naturally unwilling, but the monster got stronger and said to count to three. If the count of three was over and the king didn't give him the Golden Holy Palace Empress, he would eat the king first, then the ministers, and finally kill the people all over the city. Eat it all.
Although the king loves Jinshenggong empress deeply, but he is the lord of a country first, and has more responsibilities to the common people. Sitting down, he was sick and couldn't be cured for a long time, so he had to open the imperial list in the end.
Very good, I know the mission this time.
There is nothing wrong with each of these monsters. Kui Mulang went down to earth and took away Baihuayu, and this one called Sai Taisui took away Jinsheng Palace again.
The king only knew so much, if he wanted to know more, he could only get it from Bai Jingjing.
The problem is, I've been here for so many days, but Bai Jingjing hasn't shown up, and I haven't even met her in the palace.
The king had cried enough, wiped away his tears, and began to complain about the monster's evil deeds: "Since then, the monster has come every few months, and every time he has to leave two maids, I don't want to He dared not to give it, but after he gave it, he was afraid that his desire would not be filled. One day he would hurt us if he was not satisfied, so he built a monster shelter in the palace. Every time he saw that the limelight was not right, he would hide in it until the monster left. "
I followed the king to see the demon shelter. I thought it would be some kind of amazing building, but unexpectedly, the demon shelter was not on the ground, but underground.
The ancient version of the air-raid shelter is also.
I was visiting, and there was a sudden wind outside, and someone shouted "the monster is coming" outside, so the king skillfully ran to the corner and squatted, pretending that he didn't have a sense of existence.
After a while, the wind disappeared, but the noise became louder.
"Your Majesty, Divine Doctor Bai was captured by a monster!"
This is the funniest joke I've heard this year, and I think I'll have a good laugh with it into the new year.
We climbed out of the demon shelter, the faces of the people outside were flustered, Brother Hou jumped off the clouds in mid-air, looked me up and down for a while, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, Master is fine, I just saw that demon cloud, Old Sun thought that Master was captured by monsters again."
"There's nothing wrong with my teacher." I looked into the distance, "It's just that Doctor Bai was captured by a monster."
"...Bai Miracle Doctor?" Brother Hou's voice was a little hesitant, and finally he suddenly realized, "What's wrong with her again?"
"That's right! That monster must have intentions to do something wrong when he kidnapped Doctor Bai!" The king walked over and took a deep look at Brother Monkey. , I am willing to reward each other with Jiangshan."
Brother Hou looked at me and scratched his head, "It's easy to say, but the origin of the monster is still unclear. I... someone has already searched for it. After finding out the details of the monster, Old Sun must have smashed his lair! "
The king was very grateful, so Brother Monkey and I resigned first and went back to the post house.
I was about to push the door, when I heard Zhu Bajie yelling, "Isn't it the evil wind that passed by just now? The old pig was eating too much and didn't pay attention. Could it be that Master was captured by the monster again?"
A few Wu talked back and forth, some of them didn't notice it at all, some of them noticed it but didn't pay attention to it, now hearing what Zhu Bajie said, their hearts are a little bit drummed.I heard Wu Feng's tone waver, "It's not just that, I heard that the king of Zhu Ziguo didn't worship monks and Taoism, and the most trusted one recently is Bai Miracle Doctor. Master is here, shouldn't it be safer?"
He bit the word 'white' tightly, full of hints.
"Of course I don't believe that Bai Meizi will harm Master, but if Bai Meizi stays here, doesn't it prove that there are evil monsters here?" Zhu Bajie said anxiously, "This Bai Meizi is also, why is she avoiding us this time?"
I just realized that I'm not the only one who feels this way.
"Troubleshooting, just ask her yourself!" The voice of six ears exploded in my ears, the door in front of me was suddenly blown open by the wind, and a woman in blue and red was thrown on the ground, with a veil covering her face , the eyes that were exposed outside were extremely beautiful, and the eyes that looked at us at this time were full of sorrow, "Master..."
"Where are you from?" I looked at Liu Er, very surprised.
Liu Er snorted, his voice was full of complacency, or should we say hustling?
"Do you think I'm procrastinating like you?" Liu Er was so proud that he almost wanted to point to the noses of Wu Wu and say that everyone here is hot chicken, "When the evil wind blows, I will feel that something is wrong. I went up, and went to that Xiezhi Cave with that monster. Unfortunately, the maid who was taken away was frightened to death halfway, so I can only come back with this skeleton.”
Bai Jingjing stood up from the ground and tidied up her somewhat messy clothes, even the veil on her face was not wrinkled. If she hadn't hid behind me when Liu Er looked at her, I would admit that she looked like a goddess.
However, Bai Jingjing's small sense of existence does not affect Liu Er's mood at this time. It is probably because he has finally done something that the other enlightened people have not done. A pompous... little rooster?
"Do you know the details of the monster in Xiezhi Cave?" Brother Monkey asked.
"Sister Bai, why are you avoiding us all this time?" Zhu Bajie said almost at the same time.
Liu Er jumped first, "I was busy saving this bone frame, and I was almost injured by that monster. How could I have time to find out about him?"
Bai Jingjing hesitated and hesitated, hesitating to speak to me.
"What's wrong?" I asked, still in disbelief that the problem was actually me.
I have always been... well, most of the time I am very kind to Bai Jingjing, she has no reason to avoid me because of me, right?Both Brother Hou and Liu Er are more likely than me, and that is the main force to bully her.
"Master." Bai Jingjing looked at me, and finally finished speaking in one breath when Brother Hou showed impatience, "Master, don't be sad, there must be a misunderstanding that Guanyin Bodhisattva is not that kind of Bodhisattva, and he must have nothing to do with it!"
This was said quickly and urgently. Although Bai Jingjing's voice was sweet, I still had to react for a while.After I reacted, it also exploded.
"The monster is under the seat of Guanyin again?" Is it over? !Why is Guanyin a professional monster producer?
"Again?" Bai Jingjing also grasped the point accurately, "Master, have you met other monsters who are also Guanyin's family?"
I nodded heavily, and then I remembered that Bai Jingjing didn't know about Chenjiazhuang's inspiration. She was directly taken away by Liu Er at that time, and I kept forgetting to tell her.Briefly told Bai Jingjing about that matter, Bai Jingjing was stunned for a while, "Is that so? After thinking about it for a long time, I don't know how to tell Master that this monster belongs to the Guanyin family. I am afraid that Master will give birth Demon barrier."
After finishing speaking, she said bitterly, "It's a pity that it belongs to the Bodhisattva's family. Although the green-haired lion is stupid, its nature is not bad, but this golden-haired lion has the nature of a demon. It not only eats people, but also forces the kidnapped palace maid Have sex. Master, do you think Guanyin Bodhisattva knows about this? The fish he raises are eaten by boys and girls, and his mount steals the queen and eats people... Isn’t there a saying that things resemble masters?”
I tried my best to keep my expression from being too strange. People really cannot stand comparison. Compared with Guanyin, I think Manjushri is a good Bodhisattva. It's too late, although this pair of green-haired lions is not very humane.Guanyin——
As a deep Avalokitesvara, I don't believe that he knows nothing about this matter. There must be his connivance behind it. Last time he came in a hurry outside the Pipa Cave, and left in a hurry with the body of the scorpion spirit , without mentioning the previous things.This time, I suddenly wanted to know if he would come again and take the golden retriever away before Brother Hou beat the golden retriever to death without giving any explanation.
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