[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I have infinite expectations for Guanyin to break through the lower limit again.

Of course, it is not my turn to do things like subjugate demons, unless I am captured by monsters and the others have no choice but to roll up my sleeves.Although I wanted to watch the live version very much, but none of the enlightened ones agreed.

Well, as a little hind legs who have a clear understanding of their own strength, I understand what they think, but I regret that I can't watch Guanyin appear on the scene.

It's not that I said, even though several enlightened ones are more powerful than me, but if they go up to Guanyin, they will be at a disadvantage.I don't know if they are too respectful to gods and Buddhas, or if I am too disrespectful.

"Be careful, that monster has a magic weapon, it's so powerful that even I almost suffered a disadvantage." When a few enlightenments were about to set off, Liu Ercai reminded him condescendingly, "The magic weapon is Zijinling , It’s three bells in a string, one bell sprays fire, one bell sprays smoke, and the other bell sprays sand. The fireworks are better, but the sand is very difficult to deal with. you."

"That's not necessary." Brother Hou smiled, "I'll tell you a secret, my grandson also has a treasure, as long as you throw it out, anything can be sucked in."

I'm a little surprised, Brother Hou is not someone who likes to rely on magic weapons to show off his power, if so, he has quite a few magic weapons in his hands now, besides the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, there is also the purple gold red that was stolen from the Taishang Laojun Gourd and Vajra Zhuo—By the way, Taishang Laojun is really a good person, I can’t remember it, I don’t keep a small book in my heart like I treat some gods and Buddhas—these two treasures have added a lot to Brother Monkey. Trouble proves how powerful it is.But Brother Hou seldom uses other magic weapons except for the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Your life depends on it."Unexpectedly, such a persistent monkey brother actually regarded the current situation as an emergency.

Liu Er curled his lips, obviously finding this result very boring.

"Brother Liu Er, why didn't you rush forward this time?" Zhu Bajie looked at Liu Er with a thoughtful look, "Could it be that you are also afraid of smoke like Brother Monkey? ?”

It dawned on me, yes, the purple gold bell can emit smoke, Brother Hou can't stand the smoke.

Liu Er bared his teeth at Zhu Bajie, but rarely did he refute.

A few Enlightenments left, only Liu Er, Bai Jingjing, and Hong Haier stayed behind. Hong Haier was obsessed with changing cars and didn't know anything. Bai Jingjing was restless and could only get as close as possible to me.There is no way, it is really that the two people in the room except me have tortured her severely, leaving a lot of psychological shadow on her.

Liu Er seems to have ignored the existence of Bai Jingjing, sitting on the chair, with his hands crossed behind his head, and his legs on the table, making a good four-legged chair so that the front is suspended and completely balanced by the back two legs , shaking his legs from time to time, swaying back and forth, which made me really want to kick him over and make him lie on the ground.

"Great monk, do you want to know what's going on with Monkey King?" Liu Er suddenly asked.

"You know?" I asked.

"I can hear it." Liu Er closed his eyes, looking very comfortable, "They have arrived at the place, and they are shouting at the gate of the cave."

Do I count as catching up with the live broadcast?

"Haha, the monsters in the cave were timid. Sun Houzi even reported himself as their grandfather, but those monsters didn't dare to come out and answer... Hahahaha, those uneducated people didn't realize it. I thought there was really someone with the surname Wai Minggong, hahaha, and wondered why there is no such surname in the hundred surnames, hahaha, it’s no good, I laughed so hard..."

The anchor's laughing point is too low, right?

"The monster has come out! Sun Houzi is bragging about himself again... Hey, that monster seems to have heard of Sun Houzi's name, and also knows that he is a monk who learns Buddhist scriptures... Let's fight!" Liu Er patted the armrest, The chair immediately hit the ground on all fours, and his feet also fell to the ground. He didn't sit up straight, and kept the posture of bowing his waist like that.

I was just about to listen to the broadcast to describe Brother Hou's heroic appearance, but the connection was disconnected. Do you think it's urgent?

"And then?" I couldn't help asking.

Liu Er looked at me in a daze, "Monkey Sun called Sai Tai Sui."

"And then?" I continued.

"There is no more." Liu Er seemed to be suspicious of life, "Then Sai Taisui was silent, and now they are cleaning up those little monsters in the cave."

"It's fine." I breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's the matter?!" Liu Er jumped up, "The character who can almost make me suffer, why was he subdued by Monkey Sun before a few tricks? This is not right! No, I have to go and see!"

Liu Er was about to run out, when suddenly he turned back and caught me up in the clouds and the fog. I was worried along the way, fearing that I would finally lose the chain.I really don't understand why Liu Er also took me there, even though I wanted to go very much.

"There was a woman in Xiezhi Cave crying all the time, and it made my ears hurt." Liuer said, "That woman seems to be the empress of Jinsheng Palace, and Sun Houzi doesn't look like a good person at all, but more like a monster. , That empress doesn't believe that they are going to save her. Great monk, talk to that woman in a while, and only you will look like a good person."

The clouds were flying fast, and the wind was strong in the air, I stopped talking, but I heard the voice in my six ears filled with surprise, "The monster was not killed, wait for me to fix him up and send him to the west! "

The original parallel flight suddenly changed its momentum and fell suddenly. I supported Liu Er's waist and closed my eyes tightly. This was more exciting than any roller coaster.In just an instant, I felt Liu Er's body shake, and my feet stepped on the ground again.

At this time, I realized the sentence that I seemed to hear when I was descending rapidly just now——

"Monkey King, stop now, I'm coming--"

I bowed my head, and there was a big dog-like animal on the ground limp, its head was red, red and white; when I turned my head again, Avalokitesvara’s left hand was cleaning the bottle and the right hand was willow. fierce.

"Um, what's going on?" Everything that happened just now was a fast-forward performance for me. I only saw the result, but didn't know anything about the process.

"Back to Master, in front of the Xiezhi Cave, Lao Sun first used a diamond to collect the monster's purple gold bell, then took out the purple gold and red gourd, called the monster's name, and put him in the gourd. When the cave is cleaned up, the small The demon queen, seeing the bones in the cave, suddenly felt a little angry, so she opened the purple-gold and red gourd and planned to kill him directly." Brother Monkey glanced at Guanyin, "But before he could do anything, he heard the voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva. He hesitated After a while, the golden retriever was beaten to death by Liu Er falling from the sky."

"Six-eared macaque, do you know your mistake?" Guanyin looked at the six-eared macaque with a slightly condensed expression.

Liuer Tiaojiao, "I came from the sky. First, I must pay attention to the safety of the great monk. Second, I hate this monster for letting me suffer. See how he wants to get so much on the ground. He just wants to kill him directly. The Bodhisattva's words are mine." I did hear it, but it was a bit late, and my stick had already killed the golden retriever at that time. It was an accident!"

"You made a big mistake, you don't know how to repent, and you still speak sophistry?" Guanyin shouted.

"Everything I said is true, where is the sophistry?" Liu Er refused to accept.

"Sun Wukong on the ground heard it, but you said you didn't hear it. Isn't this a sophistry?" Avalokitesvara asked.

"I didn't say I didn't hear it, I did, but it was too late!" Liu Er looked at Guanyin, probably hoping that he could accept this explanation.

"Who will believe it?" Guanyin looked around, "Who will believe such fallacies?"

I couldn't help but raised my hand, "I believe."

Regarding the section on the speed of sound propagation, I think I can teach Guanyin a lesson.

I think what I said was very good, and I remember all the principles, but because of the long time, those professional terms were gradually forgotten by me, and what I said at this time were all in plain language that is particularly easy to understand.Seeing Wu Huan and Liu Er look more righteous, I feel extremely relieved.

But Guanyin's expression was even uglier.

Cut, like who cares?

Avalokitesvara looked at me, eyes full of disappointment, "Do you know how big a crime you have committed by being quick at this moment?"

"This golden retriever is doing evil in the lower realm. Although Liu Er is about to kill him for a while, he can't be wrong. Why is there any crime?" I chanted a Buddha's mantra, "There are many bones in the cave. After seeing this scene, I should be able to rest in peace."

"What evil did you do? My golden retriever came from the lower realms to ward off disasters for Zhu Ziguo!" Guanyin said.

"Disaster relief?" I looked at Guanyin, no matter how bad my Chinese performance was, I would not associate harming people with disaster relief. "The Bodhisattva is sure to eliminate disasters, not to deceive the emperor, corrupt public morals, and kill innocent people indiscriminately?"