[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

It doesn't feel good to be treated like a pervert, especially after you've been severely wounded after being beaten up by your boss.

The nurse started screaming, and gave me two mouths by the way. It still hurts when I was slapped by my boss. You ugly woman still slaps me?Instantly panicked, what should I do if I am a guilty conscience and attract others to be treated as a psychopath! ?There is no other way, Miss Nurse, although you are very good-looking, I cannot let you live.Without further ado, I swung my arms to start the game, and by the way, picked up the receiver of the phone on the side of the table, and took apart the hamburger Jotaro brought me, took out the steak and leftovers inside, and stuck the receiver between the bread and the phone. In the ass of a screaming woman.

She was finally quiet.

But I was still slow. Before I could destroy the fainted nurse, the others had already attracted in. The old man tore me off the bed. Kujo Hari was crying sadly, and Jotaro looked at me angrily. I, then comforted and patted Holly on the shoulder.

Half an hour later, a German guy came, and they called a psychiatrist for me... Yes, they thought I had started to lose my mind due to family misfortune.

"Ahem, it's Miss Bee, right?"

"God, it's a German, are you a Nazi? You better stay away from me, no, don't talk to me, I'm afraid of death, don't put me in a concentration camp, if you must Get in, I beg you, don't lock me up with black Jews and Arabs,"

After I finished speaking, the German doctor in the white coat picked up a small notebook and said, "The persecution paranoia is serious, and there is also a potential time disorder."

"Do you know that I said I'm not sick? It was just an accident. Who made the nurse so noisy. If she was quiet, she would be fine. I'm not wrong, it's all her fault."

"You mean that when the nurse had no ability to resist, it was all her fault that you stuffed the phone into her ass with bread dipped in chili sauce?"

"What are you talking about? Why don't you have the ability to resist? I was slapped twice! Look at my face, it's still not healed!" I moved my right cheek to show him.

"Ho Ho Ho Ho, you don't need to come close to your chubby face, I know you have excessive body fat." The psychiatrist smiled and pushed my face away.

What did I just hear?Does that mean I'm fat?

"That, sorry, did you just say the word fat? Right?"

"Huh? Didn't you hear clearly?" He picked up the small notebook again, and muttered while writing: "It seems that there is still something wrong with the ear, um, at the beginning, a craniotomy is needed, at least [-] million."

The doctor finished writing, and then asked me: "Okay, let me ask you next, when do you usually feel angry?"

"Oh no, I'm not angry."

"Oh, no, the little piggy is lying again." After speaking, the German poked his nose with his hand and made a piggy look.

I answered him, "No, I'm not very angry."

"Fatby? Ugly pig? Fat monster, you're a fat little pig with no parents, oh my god, it's true, you have a good temper. It seems that you are normal in controlling your temper." The German took out again The small book is writing and writing.

I picked up my new mobile phone and asked him with an ignorant JK look: "Doctor, can you tell me your name? I want to add you back to Washbasin so that I can continue to learn about the treatment of my disease."

"Oh, my name is Martin Ludwig, and the washbasin net name is Jenny Ludwig, you can write it down and add me back."

When the psychiatrist finished writing and looked up, he saw the girl opposite was playing with her mobile phone.

"Ahem, my washbasin network can only be added after your treatment is over. Playing with mobile phones is not part of the plan now."

The girl ignored him.

"Are you protesting to me with this behavior? What did I say that made you feel uneasy? Actually, you are just angry, right?" When the doctor gestured at me with his hands, his mobile phone came to mind.

"Huh? Baby, what's the matter? Tell me well, what's the matter? Female high school student? No, when did I meet a 15-year-old female high school student? □□? I never sent it to anyone other than you □□! I swear!! What are you talking about? Wait! Calm down! Baby, I love you, no, stop, stop! Wait.....No!!!!" A gunshot ended the communication Telephone.

Then we sat face to face, he looked at me with the phone, I put down the phone and said to him word by word: "I said I'm not fat, it's just that I have a big frame."

Joseph Joestar looked at the psychiatrist who was about to cry but still forced a smile in front of him, feeling very complicated, especially the German professor who is very professional in the field of psychology shouted "Sin!" He took a taxi to the airport to go home to prepare for his wife Jenny's funeral.

And I was waiting for the people from Awabe Office the next day, and I went back to Kujo House, Jotaro went out to school, Holly listened to Joseph's advice to go out and buy some food to cook something delicious in the evening, she said she would never Giving up on me will make me heal, I'm really normal!Why don't you believe me!

Only me and that super-rich old man, Joseph Joestar, were left at home. Jotaro discussed with him to stay and take care of me. The three of them took turns to take care of me. I showed them what the system had done for me before. The state recognizes the certificate of brain disability, and now he doesn't even need to go to school.

The whole person is free, and it feels very good to be taken care of by others. Joseph came to Japan to see his daughter Heli, and shared the trouble of taking care of me by the way. Although this old man is an ugly American, he treats me Not bad, he also performed steel egg magic for me, which is the kind of thing with iron eggs tied on both sides of a rope, trying to make him disappear out of thin air. He seems to really regard me as mentally handicapped, and the iron egg is behind him. He also covered his eyes at me and said "No, see, see!", I couldn't stand an old man acting like a dementia, I proposed to play video games, seeing that he is an old man, I proposed to play love with only four buttons and no combination keys For games, my Nintendo console is in my own house, no way I'll steal Jotaro's console later.Afterwards, I played blbg all over again. I told the old man that if Jotaro knew that I stole his game chance, he would not hit me again. The old man opened my shoulder and told me that if Jotaro knew, he would say it was him. Made me do it.

I have to say that my grandfather's strategy is much stronger than mine, and he has cleared many save files, especially the legendary "Fried Caviar Love" that cannot be cleared. In the end, his fried caviar went directly to the Had sex reassignment surgery!Although there is a battle system in it, this is a love game!

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, a person came from the Azabe office. I heard the doorbell, and I ran to open the door before Aunt He Li. There was a woman at the door. She wore glasses and looked like a college student who had just graduated. She looked flustered. Looking left and right, there are two dog leashes in his hands, one is covered with something like a dog with orange hair, and the other is like a penguin, chewing an unknown brown sticky object in his mouth, along the The mouth kept falling down.

"Excuse me, Miss Bee is here, right?"

"I am, come in."

"I'm Reiko Sakuma from Akutabe Office." After introducing herself, she led the two things into the house very quickly.

After she walked through the door, I watched the penguin.

That thing that keeps chewing in its mouth is shit, right? From my experience, that penguin is definitely fucking, right?From the moment you enter the door, those residues are thrown all the way. Do you think it is a child who is throwing bread crumbs in a candy house to find his way home? !

And the yellow one, I know you, I can't forget you! !Your TM (being electrocuted) is Asachel!You were quite nourished in your childhood, and you grew up fat. Don't think that I won't know you if you become a dwarf.

"Ohmygod!! What happened?! Why are there so many filthy things at the door!! It's disgusting!! Who are you!" Joseph watched me lingering at the door for a long time, worried that something happened to a mentally retarded person, When I came to the entrance, I saw the pets of a woman and two I led in, and exclaimed in distaste: "I don't allow such disgusting people to come here! Your pet shit has been eaten all the way, and the whole house is dirty by you!!"

Seeing this, Reiko Sakuma quickly explained: "Ah, that's not it! You misunderstood, I'm from the Awabe Office, and Ms. Bee invited us here!" She even rubbed her foot with her mouth and chewed The unknown penguin went on to say: "These things you see are actually hallucinations, they don't exist!"

"Don't treat this old man as dementia!!!"

"Dad, little beep, what's going on?" Aunt He Li came out of the back room when she heard the noise.

"Hally, go into the house! This place is terrible! It's so dirty!" Joseph rushed to Holly, blocking her view from looking here.

"Shit, dirty?" One of the pets, the penguin, stopped chewing and repeated the words "shit" and "dirty" silently.

"Penguins can actually talk! Is it my dementia! There is something in my mouth! It's disgusting!!"

Asachel, the yellow creature on a dog leash, held his booger and said helplessly to the penguin: "Well, Bessip, can you do this outside? It's shameful. I'm not handsome anymore. And you stay away from me, you are smelling..."

Reiko Sakuma took out deodorant from her satchel and sprayed it on the penguin twice.

"Hmph, although what I ate just now wasn't top-notch delicacy, it was still considered a top-notch fast food, but this kind of delicacy in the world is actually despised by people as filthy food!! Food like this kind of food that is hard on the outside and thin on the inside is the best in the world! You guys think it’s dirty!!! It’s so annoying!! You think it’s dirty! I want you all to taste it!!!” The penguin was talking very elegantly, but it turned out to be nervous Crazy, took out a lunch box that I didn't get from anywhere, jumped up, and after sticking to the things inside, I started to spin 360° wildly, attacking indiscriminately.

At this moment, Reiko Sakuma took action, took out a thick book from her bag and slapped it on the penguin's head, blood splashed all over in an instant, and the whole entrance was mixed with unidentified yellow lumps, strange visceral blood and other soft tissues .

Although I am happy to stop this crazy **** penguin, but the entrance...

Will Jotaro beat me when he comes back...

Seeing Joseph's unbelievable look, I patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't be afraid! It's all your hallucination!"

"I told you not to treat this old man as dementia! Are they someone you know! Get them out!"

At this time, Reiko Sakuma wanted to speak, and said, "Well, this probably won't work, because the world outside the house has entered the world of perverted monsters with 48 faces."

Wait, you seem to be casually saying something important.

"What about 48..." Before Joseph finished speaking, Holly's screams came from the room.

A few of us ran over to have a look, and saw in the living room...

Standing a pervert! ! !

Wear stockings on your head, and then □□! !

His dick is huge!He beat the dick on the ground and used it as a chair to sit on. How did he do it! ?

"Hahaha! What a beautiful lady! Seeing the pervert's reaction also makes my heart move, but what! I am here today! I am here to spread the seeds of love! That's right! The so-called love! It's the fire in your hearts!" Pervert Masquerade's penis shrunk in an instant, and he did a backflip, and the penis instantly enlarged again, flipping over to my side, almost throwing it in my face, he pressed the corners of my mouth with the two fingers that had touched the dick , pulling up makes me make a smiley face.

"Why are you not surprised when you see me, don't panic, and don't call me a pervert!? You don't even smile, you must have nothing in your heart, emptiness and no purpose to live, it doesn't matter, do you feel that you are out of place in this world , then come with me to realize the dream of a perfect world! Then let people all over the world □□□!!!”

I slapped his hand away and gave him a punch, an instant KO, and fell to the ground, but I was still rolling my body with my limbs and trying to get up to do my last struggle.

Obviously today is to settle my personal grievances, who the hell are you!Spoil the situation and get out, okay?

"Ohmygod! What the hell are these things outside!!" At this moment, Joseph looked outside and exclaimed, "The thing standing up like a pillar can't be the one I thought of."

I followed Joseph's eyes and looked, damn it, the whole outside is not good, the sky is pink, the testicles replace the sun to shine in the sky, the decorations in the yard and the pillars outside the house , all turned into giant dicks! !The pond water in the yard also turned into an unknown white liquid.

I felt that my eyes had been subjected to a visual shock. It was the first time I saw such a scene, and my eyesight was about to shrink!

At this time, Reiko Sakuma chuckled suddenly, and said to the pervert: "Didn't you expect to follow here? Just play with your loser alliance. I don't care if your dick is big or small." No." She pushed her glasses, and then said: "Scumbag, don't go out and embarrass yourself, if you don't restore this place to its original state, you can only let Asachel turn your place into invisible thin needles. "

The big brother who was punched by me, his penis suddenly became huge, stood him up, and showed us that he can use this posture to do a 90° angle.

Aunt Holly hid beside Joseph, and Joseph covered her tightly, just not letting her see.

"Hahahaha! I knew you would say that! So I brought a helper today!" Abnormal 48 made a pose, and 4 high school students appeared from behind him.

"It doesn't matter how you hurt me! But can you hurt ordinary people who are helpless!? Look at them! We are all abandoned by this society! We are not understood, you know you are alone How painful is it for people!? As their current teacher! I feel the same way when I see such a student! Let me introduce to you! The first pervert is a little tiger who likes to pick his nose while eating, and the second pervert is a long Renji-kun, who is super handsome but has diarrhea every 5 minutes, the third pervert is a girl orangutan with super body odor! The fourth pervert is the reincarnation of the legendary Baro, but his identity in this life is actually a brave man and then he Under the bandage on his right hand is sealed the Phantom Lord who can destroy the world by accident! This is us! The perverted four-member team!"

I raise my hand.

"Huh? This female classmate seems to have questions. It's okay to speak up. I am a good teacher who answers all questions."

"Well, I have a personal grievance with Asachel. I thought about it very well today. It would be enough to beat him up and turn him into meatloaf almost 10 times, but you polluted my eyes, so you... .....Pull out all the intestines!!!"

Summoned the flute, conjured up four earplugs and threw them to Joseph Holly and Reiko Sakuma, and I started playing brown notes.

"Wait!! Me! Me! I know I was wrong at the beginning, but you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I saw a group of people on the opposite side kneeling on the ground, and the perverted 48 Chicken X, who was as huge as Optimus Prime, also withered instantly because of the brown note, like a deflated balloon, and the air was filled with the smell of toilets, called Bessie Bu's penguin flew up and stared at me in surprise. He seemed to have antibodies against brown notes.

Finally, in the perverted group of four, Renji-kun, who had diarrhea every 5 minutes, couldn't stand it anymore, and yelled: "Teacher, I'm sorry!" He twitched a few times, and fell to the ground without moving up.

I stopped playing the flute.

Reiko Sakuma said in surprise, "Dead?"

"No, no, it's just a prolapsed anus, and it can be reconnected within a day." I put away the flute.

The penguin flew to me and clapped its hands at me: "Oh my god, what an amazing ability. I never thought that there are like-minded people like me in the world. Are you interested in developing in the devil world?"

Joseph also took off his earplugs, walked to the side of Metamorphosis 48 who was already in a coma in disgust, and looked at the outside world, it seemed that he had changed back when I was playing the flute crazily.

"Then I'll let SPW hand over this person to Interpol. It's really too dangerous. I've never seen such a perverted person in my life for so many years. It's because he's in Japan."

"Dad?" Holly came out of Joseph's arms, looked at the mess, and ran to me worriedly and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong? Are you injured?"

"He is really a remarkable child, he is indeed a young man, hahaha!" I had Holly on the left and Joseph on the right, squeezing me in the middle.

I squeezed out and started looking for Asachel, Reiko Sakuma was also looking for him, my face changed, he won't run away, right?

"No, he can't live without the contract."

Then I talked to a puddle of brown liquid mixed with something on the wall, and we realized that it was Asachel. I found a bottle of wine in the room, opened the bottle cap and poured a little on the rotten meat.

I just asked him directly: "Do you know how you came to me?"

“啊啊啊啊疼疼疼！！别人给的别人给的！是一个白头发的男人！拿着魔导书让你来利用恶魔的力量！！”

"Do you know that because of your words, I craved strength and even ate my mother? You live so well."

"But! But! When you first signed the contract, you also made a lot of money by taking advantage of the devil's convenience! You can't pay nothing at all, little girl, how naive, that white-haired man also said to let you experience pain, Let you grow up, train you and so on, but when you go crazy in the end, they just pat your ass and leave. In the end, the other party didn't suffer at all, but you were beaten to death."

I was very angry to hear this demon downplay my experience so lightly, although some things he said made sense.

I also know that it was a white-haired man who encouraged him to sign a contract with me.

After hearing this conversation, Joseph couldn't help but ask, "What do you eat? Cannibalism? Didn't your parents have a car accident?"

"What's so surprising, old man, it's nothing to tell you now. I shouldn't be here. Dad didn't know where he went 800 years ago, and I was out of control and the devil because of being calculated by others. I signed the contract, because my strength was too weak, I played it off, my mother killed the corpse and fed it to the dog. In the state of soul, I saw my mother inheriting my devil contract, and spent the money I earned to have a good time with her lover. Drink spicy food, use the sex I wanted to disband to make money and have fun, and then this fat devil told me that eating the contractor would give me strength, so I ate her."

"Yes, that's right, I ate people who inherited the power of demons, so I got power."

There was a heavy atmosphere in the air, and Joseph didn't know how to take the words. He thought it was a girl who was hit by the death of her parents, but she didn't expect the reason for the girl's mental disorder to be so dark. Then why did he hear The news is that he died in a car accident, and the body was buried in the cemetery. Could it be that someone spread false information to cover up something?

Holly found an excuse to go out from this room. She was afraid that she would not be able to hold back tears when she heard this poor girl talk about the past she experienced. Bee's mother is the younger sister of his husband Kujo Sadao. I heard that since the two grew up Afterwards, I became estranged a lot, and gradually stopped contacting each other. I thought about adopting Bee because the day before the news of their death came out, my husband's sister called and said that I was about to die, and the god of death was coming to revenge. Is it because of this? , so it turns out that Bee has already died once, poor child, as long as he survives.

(Heroine: No, you all misunderstood. When I said that I was not from here, I meant that I was not from this world. Where have your brains gone?)

I then asked: "What are the specific characteristics of that man, do you know what his last name is?"

"His alias is Jack. He has a purple tattoo under his left eye. His white hair looks good. It's gone." After Asachel returned to his original form, he patted his body, "If you want me to tell you, don't look for it." , even if you find it, so what, anyway, things have happened, you are only 16 this year, you should enjoy yourself in time, don't always dwell on the past, human beings are not good at this, sometimes they grasp a point and don't let it go, such as mustard That guy over there."

Reiko Sakuma kicked Asachel, and asked me from the side: "Then what will Miss Bee do after that?"

"Find the white-haired man."

The author has something to say: The heroine is in this state now.

"I'm not from here. In fact, I was killed by my mother a long time ago."

Others: Poor boy, no wonder he's out of his mind.

"I mean I don't belong here."

Others: Yes, you were supposed to go to the underworld, but because your fate has not yet come to an end, you are resurrected.

Next, I'm going to have anal sex with the young man, and the system will come back in the next chapter.