[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

I have a new goal, to find a white-haired man named Jack. To be on the safe side, Reiko Sakuma and I exchanged washbasin numbers. If we find someone similar, I will ask Asachel to identify him.

"If you lie or don't report your knowledge, I'll beat you into a pulp and feed it to the mermaid in the sewer!"

"I know!! I know, don't feed me to that disgusting woman!"

On the other hand, Bessib sees that I have the ability to allow people to produce "food", and has always wanted to poach my corner. After a while, he said that he would give me the excrement//excretion// of the golden three-headed dog. Will again say to give me the lower ///// body secretions of the magma cow.

"Ghosts will eat this rubbish!!"

"As expected of a human being, I just don't know the goods. These things are treasures in the devil world, right Azazel!"

"Eh? Eh no! No one wants to eat that except you!!"

"But you ate a lot at my house last time, and you kept saying it was delicious."

"What? What the hell!! You mean that the steak I ate at your house last time had...!!!!!! Didn't I say don't put any strange seasonings!!! Bessib, you bastard! vomit"

"You come to our house as a guest, and the housekeeper can't bear to let the guests eat bland food with nothing left."

It seems that Asachel ate a lot of gold without knowing it when he went back to Besib's house.

"Well, if you are looking for someone, the old man can help you." Joseph sitting on the side said to me: "After all, if you are alone, it will not only be very slow, but also very hard. It's okay if you are only in Japan. , but wouldn’t it be difficult if you were abroad.”

"Okay grandpa, thank you grandpa."

Reiko Sakuma stayed shortly after, leaving with two demons who were still arguing over food.

I confessed to Joseph and Holly that the machine in my brain was installed by the person who resurrected me, and I hope to replace it with an ordinary brain if possible.

"Don't worry!! Our SPW consortium will do our best, after all, we are a family!" Joseph said, patting his chest.

Ah, this kind of friendship and hope fills the whole body with the light like the protagonist of a shonen manga, it's too dazzling, but ah, it's nice to have a powerful relative... Just right, let's live in Kujo House.

Oh, by the way, if I decide to live in Kongtiao's house in the future, I won't need the house given to me by the system, um... just give it to Shinichi, and tell him to give him a surprise.

After arranging things at home, I went to the place where Shinichi and his band practiced and called him to come out.

Okazaki Shinichi's mobile phone rang extremely loudly during this practice performance, and the ringtone was still the heavy metal rock mask sung to him by Miss Beep who lived with him.

Shinichi saw that it was a call from someone he cared about, signaled to the rest of the band, and answered the call.

We met in the corridor outside the training room. Without further ado, I gave him the house book and said, "I've given you the inner house. I'm going to do what I should do, and I probably don't have much time to come back. Yes, the name on the housebook is yours, see you later!"

"What? You talk about this kind of thing when you see me, where are you going?" Shinichi grabbed my left sleeve and asked me with a frown.

"Of course it's for revenge. Find someone. After I'm done, I'll go back to my aunt's house. There's no need for another house, and I don't really want to sell it. It's just for you. You can handle it yourself. Why are you still dragging it?" Look at me... wait? Is the current scene a request for a breakup fee? I have nothing else to give you except that house!"

"You...well then, let's go." After saying that, Shinichi let go and turned to leave.

I thought I was about to leave, and wanted to take advantage of him again, so I pulled his shoulders and kissed him lightly on the lips. When I was about to leave, he hugged my head and held my head even more Kiss me hard and stick///Tongue out...

Tongue! !

It's over, saliva-borne germs are now in my mouth, and my first kiss was given to a teenager lost in his life.

I quickly pushed him away and wiped my mouth: "What are you doing? I just want to touch my lips lightly as a last remembrance! It's over now, my first kiss is gone, oops!!"

"Is that your first kiss? Haven't you kissed many times before? Don't you think it's not a kiss if you don't stick out your tongue? Then I'll be responsible for you."

OK!I gave him the house, but he still wants me. This person is simply too greedy. What do you want me to do?Is it filled with//air//baby//baby for friction? !

"No, no, you know, there are a lot of bacteria in the exchange of saliva between people, if you are not careful, people will die, and you have kissed a lot of people, and you have given someone//Okay, it's over, it's over, cross Infection!!" I crouched on the spot with my head in my arms, and Shinichi Okazaki's face turned pale when he heard our heroine say that she /d// had a lot of people.

"You...then why do I need your house book? What's the use? Anyway, I'm already like this, so there's no need for you to pity me."

"Who pities you? I give it to you because I just want to give it to you. You are the only handsome guy in the world who is close to me. If I don't give it to you, who will I give it to? I like you."

"...then...follow me..."

"Ah? Actually, you are very good, but we are not suitable. You also know that people in your circle have messed up private/life/lives. You are probably a good person now. You promise that in the future, the showbiz will be full of feasting and feasting. Don't you want to go out of /a/track to have fun? Are you kidding me, and to tell you the truth, anyone who betrays me will die." Said he made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"But you are so kind to me, and you lied to me by saying that you want to have a home with me in the future! Didn't you say that the home with you will always be the harbor for me to go back to?"

"I... I said these words? I was probably dazzled by the beauty/color, how could I have a family with you, let me tell you, I used to form/sex group to go out to shoot/sell When I was X, I liked to catch beautiful boys like you, it was an illusion that you liked me, you and I just got what we wanted and you created an illusion for yourself.”

Then he patted his shoulder while staring at the ground in a daze, and said, "Hey, live a good life with the house book. If you are lucky, you can find someone to live with you. There are many good-looking girls in the circle. There are some people who are/hidden/regular/rules and don’t mind marrying any kind of person, as long as they have a face and some money, it happens that you will have all these in the future, so you want to be /dirty/together with /dirty/.”

After finishing speaking, what greeted me was Fang Ben's smeared face.

"I hate you!!

"Hey! Why are you leaving? What's the matter with you? You don't even want to send you for nothing? Are you crazy?!"

After Shinichi ran away crying, other members of their band came out of the training room. So you guys have been eavesdropping all this time!

The first was Osaki Nana, who was about to beat me up by the collar of my clothes, and then was held up by the yellow hair, shouting: Calm down!calm!

At this time I said: "Huh? How long have you been eavesdropping, why do you still want to hit me? Do you want to start?"

Nana Komatsu ran up to me and said, "Don't you think what you said was too much! Apologize to Shinichi!!"

I patted my collar which was wrinkled by Osaki Nana, and said slowly: "What I said is all the truth? Why are you reacting so much? The reality is so cruel. Tell him now, isn't it just right for him to Correct your position?"

"That's too cruel. You don't know that Shinichi has been waiting for your call when you haven't contacted him. He really cares about you!"

"Are you kidding me miss, how long have we only known each other, and Shinichi Okazaki has seen many women, can he like me? If he treats him better, he likes me. Then there will be someone who treats him better than me. Okay, don’t you just fall in love and stop living? Miss, my emotional outlook is not as superficial as yours. If I have a good impression, I’m together. You think it’s an African wild orangutan, especially a person like him, who looks very mature My little lord, in fact, his feelings are very superficial, I hope you convey him a word, that is my man, I hope he is the kind who will accompany me for many years and die for me."

I gave the house book to Osaki Nana, and then said: "Give it to him, it will definitely be useful in the future. If I go back tired and thirsty one day and he is still there, it would be the best, so that's it!"

Although Osaki Nana was trembling from the beep, she couldn't say anything to refute her, and Nobuo stopped her when she wanted to hit her.

I was still planning future plans in my mind, and then I was stopped by a mechanical voice.

Yes, I know, that is a system that has been away from me for a long time! !

"Our leader decided to let you go to other worlds to reform through labor, to correct your stinky faults. I thought that you would have a heart of repentance after such a big trouble before. Okay, you can go to the world of Naruto to reform through labor."

wait! !You tell me this as soon as you come up? !I can't accept it all at once!

"Oh, you said the same thing as Shinichi, and he couldn't accept your Poison Blade at once."

oh!I haven't seen you for so many days, and you've been fighting for others since you came up, right?Oh, it’s great, do you need to match you with a black man, a green man, a woman and a disabled person, a messenger of justice.

"That's America!! You've gone too far!! There's no room for negotiation!! You go to participate in the Transfiguration Mechanism, and come back after changing your bad habits!! I will personally communicate with your family."

They can't possibly agree.

"Then I'll call now."

You can fight if you have the ability.

"Tootoo... hello, this is Kujo House."

A mouthful of old blood, why is Jotaro answering the phone!

"Hi, I'm a friend of your family's Bee, the one who revived her. You can tell your grandpa and he will know that Bee's attitude is too bad. We decided to let her experience life and get rid of her bad habits. We probably have to leave one month

Jotaro on the opposite side was silent for a while, and said, "Can you turn her into a normal person?"

"That's right, just don't let her be so arrogant and utter wild words and act like a slut, you know, just now she beat around a boy who liked him and called him dirty, and was almost beaten by his relatives and friends Meal!"

"Oh, well, take her, I'll talk to the old man."

Then Jotaro hung up the phone...Hung up! ! !

What are you talking about, Jotaro!Do you think you are the one who is in charge of the Kongtiao family (in fact, it is)!I don't want to go to labor camp! !Let someone like me who knows nothing go to Hokage and I will die!

"The passage of time over there is different from that over here. One month here is equal to 20 years over there. If you die...you go to die!!"

etc!system!What’s wrong with you!When I first came to this world, didn't you give me a house if I asked for it!Why did you suddenly become black...

"I gave you a house with money, you are good, I gave the house to someone else!! Do you know how much a house costs!! You are really going to piss me off!! Okazaki Shinichi doesn't want it at all! What to do! You Say what are you going to do! The moment the leader inspected today and saw you giving the house book, everyone in the office heard what you said! My old face, the leader's face turned green immediately, and the order he issued personally requires us to The department will make a major rectification of your words and deeds, even if you put on a show, you can go.”

I was dumbfounded by what the system said, and then I was teleported away on the main road.

After a period of dizziness and vomiting, the scenery around me changed. Crows were flying and calling in the dark sky, and there were corpses everywhere. I stood in the middle of the pile of corpses, and my body turned into a six-year-old child, lying in a muddy pond on the ground. From the outside, my appearance is still the same, I have gone through time travel, why don’t you make me look better, at least my hair must be colorful (system: I have a sentence to tell you about mother/sell/batch), take a look at yourself The clothes on his body are tattered, and there is a scroll on the sole of his feet, which he can't read when he holds it in his hand, thinking of using it as a toilet paper.

I'm not a ninja, I don't have chakra, my physical skills are not good enough in front of real ninjas, I don't know the way at all, I can't get out of the pile of corpses after walking for three days in a row, and I still meet enemies who want to kill me in the pile of corpses, I used the brown note to cooperate with the sword of the Valkyrie, first gave the enemy a casual attack, and then used my sword to sneak attack from behind the enemy.

I almost died several times, and my right little finger was also broken in a fight.

My body is only six years old. If my finger is broken, it won’t be like this after I go back, right? !The system really doesn't care about me when it throws me here! ! ?You woman is so cruel! !Where on earth do I need rectification, and I even told me about the deformation meter!The metamorphosis meter will also have a protagonist that can be swapped with you. At least they have a place that can shelter from the rain and sleep. This is the battlefield, how do you want me to live!

Then one night, when I was about to sleep among the dead horses, I met a dark creature who actually called me auntie...

"Auntie... I am..."

"Don't talk to me so ugly, who are you, don't you see that my body is a child now?" Seeing him approaching me, I felt disgusted, picked up my sword and stabbed him in the face smoke.

"I am the youngest son of my mother Kaguya Hime!"

"What Kaguya Hime, have you read too much Bamboo Tori Monogatari, or have you eaten too much? If you want to build a relationship with me, show your sincerity. I haven't eaten for several days, so take out a chicken leg," said Then, I stretched out my hand to him.

"Could it be a mistake... Impossible! The summoning array can't be wrong! Give me the scroll!!"

"What are you talking about... do you want me to have that ass wipe? That's all left," I handed him the remaining palm-sized paper from the scroll, and he yelled "No! !" and ran away...

I came here to participate in the Transformation Meter, the summoning array, it looks like a mentally handicapped child with an underdeveloped cerebellum.

After that, I didn't pay attention to the episode of the journey anymore. Living now is a problem, what else do I think about?

In this way, I walked back and forth for almost a month, and finally came to a place with green trees! !It's the forest! !

This excites me. I haven’t seen such a vibrant tree for a long time. If not, I must grab a game and eat it.

I caught a rabbit, skinned it and roasted it on fire. It smells delicious, but...unexpectedly, a group of strong men appeared in the forest and said that I had violated their territory and wanted to kill me!

"I'm still a six-year-old baby!! Just escaped from the battlefield over there, why don't you let me rest for a while and have a meal!!"

Then I was locked up.

And my baked rabbit.

The group of strong men threw in my baked rabbit and gave me two apples.

But what I didn't expect was that I was not the only one locked up in this room... There was also a scrawny white-haired kid.

I gnawed on the rabbit behind his back, but those big eyes looked at me curiously, feeling like a big hole was about to emerge in my back.

No way, I tore off a small bite of the roasted rabbit and handed it to him, "Look how pitiful you are, eat it."

He still looked at me without opening his mouth.

I was tired after holding it up for a long time. Seeing that he didn't move, I opened his mouth and stuffed the rabbit meat into his mouth.

"What is this? It's delicious."

"Meat, have you never eaten meat? Oh, you don't know. I was caught by these strong men just after I escaped from the pile of corpses outside. How did you get in? I think you are also white-haired. Who are you?" I asked him while eating rabbit meat.

"I, I am a monster..."

Naruto's standard routine, generally speaking, people who say they are monsters are very successful in the end...

"Monster? Why is your body still sealed?" As I said that, I was about to touch his stomach with oily hands.

As a result, the child blushed and avoided, "I'm a monster...you see..." He stretched out his handcuffed hand, and four white...bones emerged from his fingers! ?

"Little friend, you can't be from the Huiye clan..."

"I... I am Kaguya-kun Maro..."

Hearing this, I divided the rabbit meat in half without saying a word, sat on the ground and fed him: "Okay, you will be my big brother from now on, I will hang out with you, let's not give up, let's go to the end of the world together .”

"...What does this mean..." The white-haired boy shyly ate the meat I fed him, his face was flushed, and his eyes widened to look at me.

"It's the two of us, good friends, you will be my good friend from now on, do you understand, come and look me in the eyes and tell me, I will be your good friend from now on."

"I, can I have friends too..."

"What are you talking about, come, look me in the eyes and say, I am your good friend, I have the same blessings and share the same difficulties, come, say."

"I, I am, I am your good friend... Yes, we have the same blessings and the same difficulties..." The young man stammered out what I asked him to repeat, that's it, life safety is finally guaranteed...

"Come on, run away with me, the two of us will definitely do a great job! You will be my bodyguard! Then the two of us will be able to eat well and drink spicy food. Just in this shabby house, I can have a hundred of them in the future!"

Under the boy's adoring eyes, I managed to take him away...

The National People's Congress of the Hui Ye Clan actually fought among themselves at night, and no one was watching the cell, but there was a mechanism at the door... Jun Malu blocked it for me.

Jun Malu, who came out of the clan area, was curious about everything. I was optimistic about an official road, and the people who passed by were rich businessmen, so the two of us touched porcelain on that road...

Yes, that’s right, it’s Pengci. Jun Malu’s ability can pretend to make his arm look broken. Coupled with his cute appearance, many people have been fooled, and then there is a rich man The businessman fell in love with Junma Lu (actually he wanted to take him home for treatment), Jun Malu looked at me in fear, I gave him a comforting look, and said to the businessman: "Oh, it doesn't matter, but you can take him with you." Take me with you, we are one and no one can separate us!!"

So the businessman's home was ransacked that night...

He has a few ninja bodyguards, but it doesn't work, no one can resist the brown note, I hand over the spare earplugs to Kimaro, I assist, and he is the main force.

Counting gold, silver and jewels, I had an idea and said, "Let's save money and have a good time."

"What is sea/sky OO?"

"Oh, it's just a group of men and women, they oooo each other, and then the man takes a fancy to that woman, and takes that woman away oo, do you know what oo is? It's the man's oo puts in the woman's oo, and shoots oooo There will be children."

Then a person fell from the tree next to me...

I recognized him, he is Jiraiya the Immortal, and he will be used to upgrade Uzumaki Naruto in the future.

Jiraiya originally wanted to collect materials, but I heard that a famous local businessman's house was looted overnight, and the next day people found the businessman's family in the basement, and it happened that a secret weapon of the nearby Kaguya clan was also missing. Jilai also found a clue and came here. Unexpectedly, he found a child of the Kaguya clan. He saw the two people chatting under the tree with gold, silver and jewelry, so he secretly eavesdropped on the tree. Unexpectedly, that Girls... so bold and unrestrained...

"Uncle, what are you doing, did you eat shit?"

Then the uncle grabbed me, looked at me by the collar of my clothes, and looked at the sword on my back.

"Oh, it's unbelievable, it's actually that monster on the battlefield."

"Beep! What are you going to do beep!! I'm going to kill you!!" Jun Malu shot at Zilaiya with bone spurs all over his body.

He... is he an indiscriminate attack! !I'm still in Zilaiye's hands!

Zilai also took me to jump a long distance, and said to Junmalu and me: "No matter what, return other people's property first."

As soon as I heard it, I became anxious, we sold our hue (only Jun Malu), what's the matter with getting some money? !

"What the hell, don't think that you are one of the three ninjas, I'm afraid of you! Go!!"

"I didn't expect me to be so famous hehe!! But you little girl, you talk like that at the age of six? This is not okay, you have to follow me"

I pretended to agree, and after he put me down and took us on the official road, I spun myself 360 degrees in the air and threw myself far away, pointing at Zilai and crying, "I don't want to marry you! I’m only six years old and can’t give birth to you!!”

My action attracted pedestrians on the road.

Zilai also hurriedly explained to passers-by: "No, this is all a misunderstanding!!"

Jun Ma Lu was winked by me, and quickly ran over and squatted beside me, and then used his ability to make his entire left hand droop, as if it was interrupted by someone.

I hurriedly said: "Oh, brother, you are so pitiful!! We brothers and sisters are so miserable, why is this happening? Could it be that this world, this world where ninjas are respected, really has no place for us ordinary people huh!!" By the way, he hit his chest twice.

Jun Malu doesn't know how to act, so he just nodded beside me to meet my words.

Zilai hurriedly picked us up and ran away with us.

Then he took us to Konoha...

I also understood it all at once, as if my body is only 6 years old, and I can't open the sea/sky OO at all! !What's the point of me running? !Well...then it's good to stay in Konoha...

Jun Ma Lu secretly asked me what to do.

"Oh, this big baby, it would be nice to have a place to go, and we will save money to open a shop in the future." I pinched his white and tender face, and the boy blushed all of a sudden, turning his head away shyly. look at me again.

"Hahaha, you two have such a good relationship," Zilai said, looking at us.

"That's right, he is my big baby. He looks pretty good, and he will definitely look even better in the future. When I open a store in the future and let him act as my face, I'm sure many little girls will like to come." Yes, the more beautiful Hai/Tian OO is the better.

Zilai also hit me on the head lightly, and Jun Malu also blushed and said that we will always be together in the future, and then I heard that Zilai also told me some things, such as I killed people on the battlefield Many ninjas knew about cannibalism, they thought it was a monster, they were still small, and they didn't know what method they used, so those ninjas just couldn't find it, it was amazing.After I met myself, I was very surprised, because I didn't have chakra at all, but I survived on the ninja battlefield.

"Human flesh is sour. Human blood is delicious and hot. Sometimes when I get tired of eating grass and eat meat, I will eat corpses."

"Children, Konoha will be your home from now on."

The author has something to say: The heroine went to Hokage to reform through labor, and the hero is not Junmaro. I also like this kind of character like a blank paper. My heroine also likes the kind of character who likes to die for herself Why do I think she is even more sick... When she comes back from Hokage, she will apologize to Shinichi Okazaki and ask for the room book by the way?

It was actually locked...Finally...was the self-discipline discovered? !