[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

When Kaguya Hime's younger sister was in great pain, I don't know why this stinking woman is so cold in front of her 10-year-old son, and why she turned on the berserk mode when facing me, such as now...

"Didn't you say you have to straighten your back when you eat! It's so ugly!" I was taught etiquette by Kaguya Hime herself, and if I made a mistake, I would be punched. The whole person is not well, and I still can't resist her, so I said to her: "I just don't learn! If you have the ability, you can kill me", and then I was surrounded by the dazzling blue light, and I couldn't move the whole person. In the end, I was directly pressed on the tatami I was gasping for breath, that's right, this woman directly used chakra to put pressure on me, peat, the time in this world is different from my original world, the system goes home from work at night, sleeps and eats, what to sleep and what to eat , so you are also a creature that needs to eat and sleep!She is taking revenge on me, definitely taking revenge on me!

"Don't press me!! I won't eat from today! I'm a big boy! I'll starve to death! I'll die outside! I won't eat the food you gave me!" Then I ran away under Kaguya Ji's scary eyes out of the room.

Kaguya Ji hangs me like this and I can't move, so I decided to take revenge on her son!

So I found two children who were practicing playing, Kaguya Hime's sons, Otsutsuki Hamura and Hagoromo.

"Auntie?" Hamura noticed me, and Yuyi stopped moving.

"Hey, who's kid is this, why is he so cute! Let me touch them!" As I said that, I was about to touch their faces.

Seeing how enthusiastic I was, the two children blushed a little. I touched their faces with my hand, and pinched them hard!

"Auntie! It hurts!" Yuyi said.

"Shut up! This is my love for you! The more it hurts, the more I love you!"

"It hurts to death!!" Yuyi was struggling in my hands, and Yumura's white eyes had already started to water.

"Why are you crying! Don't cry!! Laugh for me!" Seeing that Yumura was crying, I let go of the hand that was pinching Yuki, and pinched Yumura's two cheeks with both hands, and pulled the corners of my mouth upwards.

"Let go of Hamura!!"

Oh, this is all right, both of them are crying.

Yumura is the younger brother, he doesn't cry loudly, just shed tears silently, Yui is fine, he pulls my clothes behind my buttocks, punches and kicks me, no matter how I pull, I don't move, for fear that he will help me fall down , I immediately hugged the crying Hamura, turned around and said to him: "Be honest, otherwise I will eat Hamura, you see, I will really eat him!" Then, I opened my mouth and put my teeth on Hamura On the top of the head, he knocked hard.

Hamura cried even harder, and whispered, "Don't eat me."

Probably Yuyi didn't expect that I would really bite his teeth on the head when I said that I wanted to eat his brother, and I was so nervous that I was about to cry.

"I like eating children the most, hehehe."

"Hamura ahhh!!"

"elder brother!!"

From the courtyard came the cry of children and the voice of a woman giggling.

Kaguya Hime was called over by a passing servant, originally thinking that since her sister is so disobedient, then forget it, lest she hate herself in the end (already hated).

Then he was taken to the courtyard by a servant, and what he saw were his two children standing in the corner by the wall crying, while his younger sister was splashing and rolling on the ground, covered in dust all over her body, and her child wanted to come out of the corner, and the younger sister Immediately got up from the ground, with a tiger pounce, the two children were pushed back to the corner.

Kaguya Ji is very puzzled, why her younger sister is such a person, she has been used to this behavior since she was a child, but it is inevitable that there will be unclean people who will scold her for this behavior, and her sister is also, she has never cared about it since she was a child Other people's eyes, doing my own way, and sometimes not even listening to my sister's words, is it really like what the servants in the city said, my sister's behavior is stupid?

"Mother!!" The two children's eyes lit up when they saw Kaguya Hime as if they had seen a savior.

I also got up from the ground, thinking in my heart, it's over, it's over, I'm going to be beaten again...

But what I didn't expect was that Kaguya Hime beckoned and said that she would take me to a place.

won't kill me...

I go with her.

After walking on the wasteland outside the city for about 20 minutes, Kaguya pointed to a big stone and said, I brought this thing when I came to this place, and the sacred tree has begun to become abnormal because of the strange power of this stone.

I asked, what kind of symptoms do you have?

Kaguya Ji replied: People who drink the water near the sacred tree will find that their arms or other body parts have increased in size, and their hair has fallen out and the child has only one eye. The sacred tree does not have any symptoms. This is the curse of that stone.

When I heard it, I thought, isn’t this just nuclear radiation? Could this stone be a meteorite?

Sure enough, Kaguya Ji told me that it is best not to bring things from the moon to this world, especially my things, which are so strange and not interesting.

Nima is still an alien!

This broken stone has nuclear radiation, you brought me here to dry hair!

Kaguya Hime used her strength to lift the meteorite, then used some kind of ability to transform it into a fist-sized stone, and returned it to me.

"Put away your own things and don't throw them away."

When I took the stone, I felt that the thing in my hand was as heavy as a thousand catties. I didn't dare to throw it away, so I could only hold it like this.

"This, this thing, I'll give it to Yuyi and Yumura! I played with them by accident just now! It's an apology!" I said hastily.

Kaguya nodded, "Alright, I'm also very happy that you can get along well with them."

Then in the middle of the night, I slipped into the room of Hagoromo Yumura, and the two of them saw me and were about to start. Yugomo also said: "Isn't it enough to be punished by the mother!?"

I smiled: "Punish fart, by the way, Kaguya Ji gave me a stone and said that I would give it to you, we are all one family, so we will be reconciled!"

Both of them refused to accept the things I gave, I was angry, I squatted down and took away the blanket that Yuromo was stepping on, and let him throw a dog to eat/shit, and when he was about to get up, I opened his pants and stuffed the stone into it. into his crotch, and I hurried away.

Oh, I finally gave that damn thing to someone else. I don’t know if Kaguya Hime did it on purpose. She was about to go back to her room, but my stomach growled twice. I felt very hungry, and I remembered that I told Kaguya Hime before. I'm starving to death and don't eat their food...

Let's eat! !

I sneaked into the kitchen and saw a girl cooking in the kitchen. I went in and said, "Hey, miss, bring me something to eat."

"It's Master Bee! That, this is what Master Kaguya ordered me to make for you."

……

"Well... besides dried radish, is there any other food..."

After eating a rice ball and pickled fish, I couldn't help feeling: "It's so delicious..."

After a few days like this, in the early morning, the system went online.

I was in my sleep, and the system was screaming and yelling at me again.

"Why did you put the meteorite in the crotch of the future Sage of the Six Paths!! You bullied others before! Hurry up and get the meteorite back!! It's over, it's over, something is going to happen..."

What's wrong with you.

"That meteorite has a lot of radiation, especially for men, so it can't be put in people's private parts!! Do you know how cancer comes from here!! That's where it has suffered too much radiation, oops! This But what can I do, the Sage of the Six Paths has cancer, and Hokage can't act!!"

What! !Luckily I gave it away right away!

"Is this the thing! You have to come back quickly!!"

Immediately afterwards, a teenager exclaimed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"It's over, it's over, something happened!"

I hurried to the room of Hagoromo Hamura, at the door was the surprised and big boss Hamomora, and Hagoromo sat up on the bed, the quilt bulged a lot, I walked over and lifted his quilt, and saw...

Fuck, huge testicles//balls!How did you grow up, strong man? !

"You did it!!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty

Do aliens get sick too?

I comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, it will be fine if you cut it off."

"What are you talking about! Look at him so nervous that he starts to roll his eyes!"

"The skin from such a large testicle can be used to make leather clothes!"

"You're enough, shut up now!!"

I ran to the dumbfounded Hamura and asked, "Where's the stone I gave you earlier! Take it out quickly, or you'll have to be like that too!"

The white-eyed child was frightened and staggered into the house to find the stone, and then brought it out for me.

What to do with this thing, or bury it in the soil?

"You eat it"

Are you telling a joke?You let me swallow a meteorite alive?

"You can mix it with water and salted fish"

Can't you figure it out?

"Our department is nervously looking through books on male reproductive medicine! The doctors in the department are dying. I have never seen such a serious//testicular cancer that grows so big. Everyone strives to solve this problem within three days Question! The leader is coming next Monday! I came here to see how your deformation meter is doing. How can you have time to take care of your meteorite? I'm scared to go to work every day now."

After the operation is successful, can you make me a leather jacket with that skin?

The system went offline without answering my question, saying that it was going to learn from everyone.

No way, I picked up the meteorite and stuffed it into my mouth and swallowed hard.

Kaguya Hime also heard that her son had a strange disease, and he seemed to have something to do with her sister, and her eyes were a bit scary... So I promised her again and again that he would recover in a few weeks.

But how could I treat this? Kaguya Hime actually believed it, and said: "My sister grew up in a place I didn't know."

Why don't you ask about your son?Your son is now hanging on a jack//under his crotch!You have to push a small cart in front of you when you go out.

"Auntie, save me!"

"Auntie! Help brother!"

I patted my chest, "Put it on me!" In fact, I don't know anything.

I hope that the doctor in their office of the system will give some effort to learn to treat this quickly, so that I can relax sooner.

In order to make Yuyi feel better, I searched for some herbs in the city that are said to make people feel light. When I saw it, it was big//hemp!

I rolled a cigarette with this thing, lit it and handed it to Yuyi, and said, "Come on, take a puff and you won't feel uncomfortable, good boy."

Hamura looked around me, then grabbed my arm and shouted: "Auntie! Don't suck! This is not a good thing!"

I shook him off and said, "Pull it down, this thing is legal in some states in the United States, and you Japan are following closely in the footsteps of the United States, so you can't let this thing go!" I took a sip.

Then I lay on the bed and smoked all afternoon, the room was full of cigarettes, Yu Yi didn’t take a puff, and finally couldn’t take it anymore, Hamura left this room with his brother and went to stay elsewhere.

When it was time for dinner, I saw the moon in the sky outside, and I woke up suddenly, what am I doing! !Why did I suck the big// numb myself, and looked at the leaves I bought back, there were only a few residues left, I grabbed a handful, staggered and went out to find Yuyi, but because it was so cool, I felt like I was Like flying up, I couldn't think of anything else, one of them lost his footing and fell to the floor, and I just fainted like that.

The author has something to say: It is my fault that the Immortal of the Six Paths got this disease, but when I think of sitting on it and bouncing around like a pinball, I can't help it...