[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

In order to live safely in this world for 20 years, I decided not to be a ninja.

But Junmaro seems to want to be a ninja. I thought about it, and I think it's okay. He can protect me when he becomes stronger.

The two of us went to see Hokage, an old man, he said he would give us two dormitories, and Zilai saw that we had been allocated, and wanted to leave, so I hugged his thigh and asked for money.

"Oh, I really lost to you girl, Jun Malu, you have to take good care of her."

"I will, Mr. Jiraiya."

Jilai also gave me some money, saying that he wanted us to buy some new clothes and delicious food, so that we could enjoy the good life in Konoha.

Then Junmaro and I started our life in Konoha.

Junmaro goes to ninja school every day, I stay at home, cook for him and wash his clothes, every day when he comes home from school, he always cooks dinner, and his novice cooks better than me!hateful!I heard that he was called a genius in school, is cooking so talented!

"Eat more if you like it."

Why do I see the brilliance of motherhood in a child!

"So what, do you have girls in school who like you? You should be very popular, right?" I chatted with him while eating.

"How is it possible? Isn't the most important thing now is to learn knowledge? I don't have time to think about other things. I want to quickly become stronger and protect you." This...well, Jun Malu is just like a blank sheet of paper, He probably couldn't think of anything complicated to hide from me.

"What about your classmates? Do you have good friends?"

"There is a yellow-haired guy who is always called a monster... I think he looks like me..." Big baby, this is all Hokage's routine.

I patted the table and couldn't help laughing three times.

"Do you have a beard on your face, blond hair and blue eyes, and an obsessive mouth?"

"How do you know, Little Bee?"

"Oh, don't ask, how about I pick you up after school tomorrow."

"OK."

I originally wanted to say send him to school, but after thinking about it, I should pick him up after school, I can't get out of bed...

Seeing Jun Malu's obedient face, I thought to myself, this baby is really obedient, if only my system was so obedient (System: I suspect there is something wrong with you).

We were lying on the bed at night, and I was thinking about things in another world. I don’t know how the search for someone in the other world is going. Is Tsunayoshi Sawada healed from his injury? This month has passed and he has not recovered!What if you come after me again? !Oh, it's over, it's over, I can't handle the protagonist of the boy manga, if I can't beat it, I will run away, what the hell are you insisting on!

At that time, I can only ask Jotaro for help, hey, no, no, if Jotaro knows what I did, he will definitely beat me to death, Jotaro's attack is much darker than Sawada Tsunayoshi, his punches are all meat, And hit you in the face specifically, no way...

What's the matter... Forget it, let's finish Hokage's 20 years first... Go back and die with them at worst!When there is a body/bomb/bomb, I will go wherever there are too many people!

Then I went to dreamland.

The next day

I made a bento for Kimomaro from the leftovers from last night, and wrapped it in pink rabbit cloth.

Look, the kid is happy, and the braids on the back of his head are also shaking.

Next, I am going to walk around Konoha Street casually, pretending to be working hard to participate in the deformation meter.

Passing by a bookstore, seeing the poster on the door is a paradise for intimacy, I was curious about what the small/yellow/books in this world look like, I went into the R18 area of ​​the bookstore and took a copy, there were two male ninjas standing and reading for nothing Seeing such a small girl holding a small/yellow/book with great interest, she couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, put down the book in her hand and left the bookstore, and reminded the bookstore owner by the way.

Then the heroine, that is me, was kicked out...

Is this the bestseller in this world? Such rubbish!

In this case, I think I can also be a writer.

I sneaked into the store and read a few women's serial magazines, all of which were about brainless love, and there was a submission address at the back of the magazine.

Regardless of the boss's dissatisfied yells, I put down the book and hurried home. I thought about it, isn't it just a brainless romance novel, I can also write it! !

At the writing desk, I was thinking, what kind of story should I write?

Suddenly, I had an idea, thought of a story and started to write.

Just write a story of self-redemption after being abandoned by everyone.

It’s time to pick up Junma Lu, and I’ve finished Chapter 1, about 7000 words, and I submitted it to the magazine on the way to school.

Junmalu asked me what was wrong curiously when he saw me bouncing around, I answered him and told him later.

Then I saw a lot of familiar faces in the crowd after school, the main characters of Hokage in the future, but the most important thing is to find the protagonist first.

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't find Naruto Uzumaki at the school gate.

Fortunately, Kimomaro suggested to eat ramen at night, and the two of us saw Naruto eating noodles at Ichiraku Ramen.

"Boss, what kind of noodles are delicious in your house? Give me a strong one." I looked at the menu and asked Junmalu, "What kind of noodles do you eat?"

"I want to eat like you."

"My mouth is heavy, can you bear it?"

"I... I never knew that you like to eat heavy food. Is my daily dinner too boring..." Jun Malu drooped his head.

"No, the food you cook is super delicious, and delicious food is even more delicious."

Jun Malu pouted at me.

Uzumaki Naruto at the side saw Jun Ma Lu, and shouted loudly, "Hey hey! I didn't expect the big genius to be such a coquettish brat!"

"You don't need to talk about me, Uzumaki Naruto."

I smiled and patted Junma Lu on the shoulder, and said, "Is it a classmate from your school? I have also heard of Uzumaki Naruto, is the beard on your face a birthmark?"

"En? En! This is what this uncle has brought with him since he was born!!"

My body got close to him at once, I held his hand excitedly, and said happily: "I want to learn Zuidun from you, is it okay? I think you are very good at Zuidun, how did you do it?"

Naruto with a confused face: "Huh? Zuidun? Ah?...Ah! This uncle is so powerful!"

Then I put down his hand, covered my forehead with one hand and said sadly: "Isn't it your way of ninja to speak out! Then why do I get hated by people when I speak out! Twitter and FB has been blocked by people!! Do you know what it feels like to see your friends decrease day by day! After going on like this for a month, I may become the person with the fewest fans in the world, and then I will be ridiculed by the whole world Yes! Please tell me! The top three migrant manga along with the Reaper Pirates was the first to end, and everyone loves you so much! How did you do it!" Speaking of excitement, I slapped the table vigorously, He also said spit flying all over the place, Jun Malu was afraid that I would choke on his own saliva, so he patted me on the back twice.

"That... you are so strange, you, I can't understand what you said... I'm full, I, I should go home... goodbye!" Seeing me talking to myself, my veins were so excited It popped up, and Naruto ran home in fright.

That's right, it's also straightforward, why am I hated by others!

"Beep, even if everyone hates you, I won't hate you, I will never leave you."

"Tch, naive, what do you know, a child, no one can never leave another person, let alone me."

"No, I will definitely protect you, and I am two years older than you."

"What do you know, my soul is bigger than yours, and you are a child."

The ramen came while we were arguing about who was the real kid, and the smell of miso ramen hit my face, this smell, I waved my hand to Junmaro and said, "Okay, okay, you win, you win, "I started to eat a lot.

"Eat slowly, the soup is leaking from my chin." I wiped my chin with a tissue in one hand.

I came back to my senses, indeed...

In the next few years, it was very boring, and my manuscript was not approved by the magazine. They felt that this subject matter was not as good as brainless love. Everyone prefers to read the love story of young and beautiful boys and girls rather than a story about a person who was betrayed and abandoned by everyone. The story of how the loser came out of the trough and depression in life.

I gave up the serialization of novels. I know that people in this world are so superficial, and there is nothing I can do about it.Junmalu is also thriving. Uzumaki Naruto has often seen me detour since the ramen restaurant. He originally wanted to ask him about the secrets of Zuidun, but Junmaru often stopped me from going. He also made a few friends. , but I am still alone, only myself, and a few peers see me and Junmalu have no father and no mother, and I sneer. I use the phone receiver dipped in chili sauce to stuff these children's chrysanthemums/flowers, The parents came to the door to find trouble, and used skills to make him pull his pants in the public. In this way, I became a nightmare that all the children in a radius of [-] miles feared. When Konoha Xiaoqiang saw me waving at them, they all detoured, especially that Shikamaru, I just dropped in with him, which made him nervous and broke out in cold sweat all the way.

However, this good day of leisure was not long.

One day, I found that Junmaro hadn't come back late at night, so I went to the ninja school to look for him, but he was not there, so I asked a ninja teacher, and he faltered and said that Junmaru was killed by ninjas from other villages at noon. He was kidnapped, and now Konoha is trying his best to save him. The descendants of the Kaguya clan were kidnapped in Konoha. How come no one told me? !I was angry, and hurried out of the village to look for him aimlessly, looking for traces of fighting, and finally found him in an open space outside the village. The ninja who captured him was fighting against Konoha's ninja. The person who came was just an ordinary person without chakra, so he relaxed his vigilance towards me, and looked closely at Jun Malu who was tied up with something. He ignored me no matter what I called him, and just looked at me with straight eyes. In front, like a fool, the enemy ninja smiled and said: "Don't waste your efforts, I sealed his five senses."

So I took out the flute and started to play. When I played, not only the enemy ninjas, but also our ninjas were implicated. I played hard with my earplugs, and then I also gave a blow to Konoha ninja who was uncomfortable with his legs clamped. The earplugs, the other party just calmed down, and then started to attack the enemy in this gap, and the enemy who was suffering from hell and pulled his pants fell down before he touched him. Take a closer look, all of them put themselves on the ground. The intestines were pulled out.

I picked up Junma Lu and ran back to Konoha, thinking of taking him to the hospital as soon as possible. We have both grown up in the past few years, and my height of 165 is more than enough to hold him. After taking him to the hospital, I was beaten by several A masked ninja was taken away...

I came to a room full of old men, and the third Hokage was also there. The old men scolded me as soon as I entered the door. The general meaning is that those ninjas are fog ninjas, and they pulled out their intestines. It may rise to become a diplomatic crisis on the national side.

The next thing I think is the real purpose of this lecture, Shimura Danzo, he wants to know the secret of my ability, and even sent someone to stand by in Junmaro's ward, lying down and being used by them as a prop to threaten me.

My violent temper came up all at once, and my anger jumped up and down.

"Well, you old people are about to step into the coffin, can you stop being so self-willed, who am I, ha, you are blind."

"Answer me the question, who are you!"

"Go eat shit," I pointed at Danzo and said, "FUXKYOU"

Pointing at Elder 2: "FUXKYOU"

Pointing to Elder No. [-]: "FUXKYOUTOO!."

The elders couldn't understand English, but they knew it was not a good word, so they began to reprimand me again. The Third Hokage was also soothing everyone's emotions.

I said that I couldn't bear it anymore. I was the last one to know that Jun Malu was kidnapped. I went to rescue him and the group of people was endless. After showing my magical ability, I wanted to know who I was. What's your thing? I don't want this ability either. Do you think I have a choice?I also want chakra spiritual power or a tailed beast in my stomach to fight and explode, so that I won't lose to Jotaro!I can still be afraid of him?

"Oh, let me tell you, when people are old, they need to take more leg-stretching pills, and maybe they can see the Buddha. Some people like to make everyone unhappy, and they suffer every day and hate each other. It’s the same as 500 million of him, he still doesn’t stop when he’s old, what’s the dark side of the village, he thinks he’s Batman, it’s so stupid, I have to say that the ninja profession is stupid, a stupid tool, played by powerful people During the applause, instead of praying for peace and equality to the masters above, he would engage in infighting every day, so he is a village cadre, so what's the point?"

Danzo slapped the table and stood up angrily: "Who are you talking about! Tell me clearly! The profession of ninja is not something you should talk about with no chakra!"

"Pull it down, you still feel how noble you are, and see if the kings of a country are ordinary people, you can fly up, but you are just a village cadre, go eat your fart, watch my dragon roar hehehe," After I finished speaking, I farted a three-dimensional fart with a visible shape (obviously it was a dragon's roar) towards the seat of the elders.

The elders were all enraged.

Especially Danzo, he is like going crazy, he is quite old, and he has to find a place to rest after yelling for a long time, he is so good, he repeats two sentences back and forth, which probably means that I am too suspicious It's time to send me to jail.

Although the Third Hokage wanted to laugh, he held back, and then pretended to be calm and said something nice to me, "Look, he's just a child, I'll tell her well and punish her, forget it, forget it. "

Elders: Because you are not the one who eats farts!

"Let me tell you, in fact, this fart is also mixed with feces. Do you know why farts are smelly? Because there are feces as small as cells in them, so those things are now in your nose."

Hearing my words, an elder stood up, his face flushed with anger, and he shouted that he wanted to teach me a lesson in duel with me, but Sandai Hokage covered my mouth and said to me, "Stop saying a few words!" I struggled , no, I'm not done yet!

"Actually, this world is not real! You are not real, and I am not real, but I am at a higher level than you, and I can see you, and you are all comic books!!"

I wanted to break the can, but I didn't expect that they let me out and put me in the hospital because of this sentence.

Jun Malu recovered quickly, and he was discharged from the hospital within a few days after breaking the seal of the five senses. I thought I would go to see him when he was in the hospital, but unexpectedly, it turned into a scene where he came to see me every day...

He also brought his little friends here, Naruto, Choji, Shikamaru, these characters who will be active in the plot in the future, and a few girls he doesn't know, they are cannon fodder at first glance, the small life is very nourishing, every day It is getting closer and closer to the traditional shounen comic characters, that is the kind of friendship!effort!like!I don’t know why he’s been brainwashed, but he doesn’t listen to what I say anymore, and he starts to have his own ideas, and sometimes he will say something against me when I say bad things about the third generation of Hokage, okay, You've got a lot of skills, dare to beat me up.

Then he graduated from the ninja school and started to go on missions, sometimes it took a month to come back, I just stayed in the ward by myself, Kimaro didn't come to see me, his little friend didn't come either, there was a ninja watching at the door Every day, a few nurses come to give me psychological diagnosis and treatment.

I didn't even know that the third generation of the Zhongnin Exam was attacked and died. I didn't know what happened. what am i...

Jun Malu came to see me again after the Chunin exam. He brought me a bouquet of flowers and gave it to me. I didn't care, so I discussed with him about going out. I'm good.

Okay, his wings are finally hardened, it’s okay, it’s okay, I don’t want to be imprisoned anymore, I decided to leave, and commit suicide if I can’t fight with those ninjas!

Taking advantage of the darkness, I split open the ward with the Valkyrie sword, killed the two ninjas guarding me, and ran out of Konoha Village.

Sure enough, as I expected, a group of ninjas came to arrest me, the most yelling, you killed XX and I can't spare you!

There is also a teacher who claims to be Jun Ma Lu, and said sadly what will Jun Ma Lu do with you like this!

"It's none of his business that I'm gone, nothing can threaten me to contain me, I figured it out, I'm going to die, I deserve to die!" I said excitedly in the hospital gown: "I didn't Sick! What I said is the truth! I was sent here to participate in the Transfiguration Meter!"

Then Kimaro arrived, grabbing my shoulders and trying to push me back to Konoha.

I struggled, yelled, and bit him.

"It's none of your business! Does my choice of where to go have anything to do with you? Who are you, brainwashed by Konoha? Let me go!"

"Your business is my business."

I threw off his grip with my backhand, I don't know where I got so much strength, I took out my sword and slashed at him, he took out a bone spur to block, I turned around and turned behind him, stretched out my head and hit his neck hard Biting off a large piece of meat, he felt the pain, took a step back, and threw me flying, I rolled in the dust, and even broke a tree, he still looked at me worriedly, wanting to come and see me What's the matter, I got up from the dust, climbed quickly with all fours, and ran on all fours like a beast. I punched him on the collarbone, and he didn't defend, but a ninja is a ninja, and I beat him with all my strength I broke my collarbone, and I was still standing like a normal person. At this time, other ninjas rushed to catch me. I was like a crazy gorilla. I slapped one of the ninjas who rushed over, and the other ninja. I took out Kunai and pressed it against my neck behind me, threatening me to "cut off my neck if I don't obey". At this time, I was so red-eyed that I turned my back to him and picked his eyeballs with my backhand, just in time with my index and middle fingers. Two eyes were holed in the hole, and the neck was scratched by the ninja. After he let go of the hand holding Kunai, I immediately covered the bleeding neck with both hands, and ran to the depths of the forest.

"If you don't stay in the hospital, you will die..." Just as I passed by Jun Ma Lu, he suddenly said: "You will die, the three generations of adults protected you, and now he is gone... the dark side of the village I won't let you go...I don't want you to die..."

I stopped and turned my head to look at him blankly. It was the first time this young man shed tears in front of me, with tears and snot running down his face.

"Then let me die, it doesn't matter."

"How can it be indifferent! What do you think, the first time you were brought to talk by the elders, other ninjas told me..."

"Then what happened?"

"You really don't care about anything! We are family! Be together forever!"

family……

No one stepped forward to tie me up, they were all waiting for Junmaro's action, or waiting for my action, hoping that I would change my mind and go back to the village?

"Uchiha Sasuke, also left today, left, Shikamaru's teacher Asma died, and there are three generations of adults, when we went to Sasuke, a person named Orochimaru told me...Kaguya The whole family has died because of the civil war."

"So, please, don't go..."

Seeing him sobbing, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly and said, "Hurry up... I'm going to get sick if I stay in the hospital. How many years do you think I should be imprisoned? I think the elders and the others still It looks like I can live for more than ten years, so I will be locked up in the hospital for another ten years? I don’t even know that the third generation of Naruto was attacked and killed in the Zhongnin Exam, but I heard it from the ninja who watched the door for me. , My everything is isolated from the outside world, you help outsiders lock me up? Get out, I don’t want to see your face again.”

After I finished saying this, Jun Malu seemed to have been greatly hurt, he didn't want to believe it, cried even harder, and then passed out.

「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！你都做了什么！！！！」脑海中时隔六年，传来系统的声音，那刺耳的尖叫声，还有不停的叨叨叨。

Immediately afterwards, I felt dizzy, and it seemed that I was teleported away...

Looking back, I saw a white-haired beauty in front of me, wearing a white kimono, and I was wearing a black kimono. There was a table in front of me. There were pickled radishes and salted fish rice balls on the table. She also said to me What, my mouth is moving endlessly, but I'm not in the mood to listen, the system in my head has already started to explode.

"Why is my life so hard? I don't give you chakra so that you can live a good life. Find a strong person as a backer to absorb the hostility around you. Why are you still looking for trouble for me? As soon as I go online I just saw that group of elders plotting to kill you, it scared me to pee, what happened to you? Haven’t you seen Hokage?! Where’s the protagonist? Where’s the others?! Why are you locked up in a mental hospital? Oops, today's Monday is my nightmare..."

I don't know why, it's just unlucky, I think their group of people are abnormal, and it turns out that ninjas are not normal people.

"I also hope that you can reflect on whether I was too stupid... If it wasn't for me just now! You would have been killed by a ninja in the dark!! Do you think that Konoha was attacked and the third Hokage just passed away, and Sasuke left? After Orochimaru, will the suspicious people who disturb the peace of Konoha have a good end?"

It's not like you said that if I die, I will die.

"If I say that, you are really going to die! Why didn't I see you so obedient when I asked you to take the strategy route!?"

Then where did you send me? Where is it? The pickles and radishes I eat are so shabby...

"You are Otsutsuki Kaguyahime's sister now, Otsuki Kaguya, according to historical legends, you are her natural enemy, this is the simplest, you just watch by her side when her son grows up and sends her to heaven, this It's simple, just eat and drink for a few years, and I will tell you in advance when the leader comes to check, you can go to Kaguya Hime or anyone else to pretend that you are very good, and that you are in love with each other. Kaguya Hime likes her sister very much, she won't kill you."

"Bold! You don't listen to me! I'll get it in the future?" The white-haired beauty in front of me saw my absent-minded look, stood up from the dinner table, came to sit next to me, and then came up to give me a slap in the face.

Everyone was stunned.

System... This is what you said, Kaguya Hime likes her sister very much...?

The author has something to say: Since it is a shapeshifter, there must be a time to eat coarse grains, and there must be a difficult period of memories and a sudden discovery of life insights.

"I'm a big wooden beep! Even if I starve to death! I won't eat any of your food!!"

"Well, it smells so good."