[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

How should I put it... Ever since the two boys went out with me last time, they don't seem to believe me anymore.

It's probably like this.

Yuyi: "What are you going to do? Can't you just stay quietly!"

Hamura: "Auntie, in fact, I would rather stay at home and practice than go out to play."

Kaguya Hime is also like crazy. I don’t know how she knows that I am lazy in training. She doesn’t let Yuyi Yumura look at me, and personally trains me. Every day is better than death. The training program she gave me today is It's impossible to lift a mountain!Yesterday and the day before yesterday was the Zama step, today I just let me lift a mountain!Kaguya Hime, what's wrong with you!Kaguya Hime, are you alright?Your favorite sister will be crushed by the mountain!Ah, I miss my boss Jotaro so much.

So I ran away again and hid in a certain cave on the mountain that should be lifted by me. Kaguya Hime began to look for me. She lifted the mountain at the beginning and shook it twice to see if I was still there. When I came out, I went up the mountain to look for me, still shouting: "My sister, if you come out now, I won't be angry and beat you."

Believe you are a ghost!

I hid in the cave shivering.

"Huh?You also did a good thing, it's pretty good, it seems that the deformation meter is quite useful. 』

I can not make it!I'm fucking dying!I want to go home!Quickly think of a way for me!This woman Kaguya Hime will really die if she finds me!She made me lift a mountain!

"Isn't that good, it's a test for you."

I heard it, you fucking laughed, right, I heard it, are you still dating your boss?No, you don't know that he cheated again, you, a person with a broken view of love, should come to participate in the Transformation Meter!As long as you are broken in love, I am the one who is unlucky!Do you know how old you are, you are still like a princess all day long, your favorite food is pacifier candy, right? Pooh.

"Do you just like to be quick for a while...fxxkyou"

The system hangs up the call channel.

Okay, I can face the terrible devil without anyone's help, I have to use my wisdom!

"Sister, I'm here!" I yelled out of the cave.

As soon as my voice came out, Kaguya Ji teleported to me with a hideous expression on her face.

To be honest, I'm a little cowardly...but for my own life...

"Sister! I've had enough! Don't you think you have a problem!? Are you mentally ill! If you don't like me, just tell me! I'm leaving now!"

"..."

"Why don't you talk anymore!" After saying this, I should have cried tears, to win Kaguya Hime's compassion...if she has it.

This trick really worked, Kaguya Ji's complexion changed, and she came over to wipe away the tears on my face full of worry: "How can I dislike you, you are my only sister, I will always love you, But you are too weak, Yuyi Yumura is stronger than you, and always likes to run outside, if one day you meet a man who wants to be with you forever, and then you are cheated, then what should you do..."

I understand what you said, but I can't understand why they are grouped together...

"I don't want you to be cheated by men, you have no ability to protect yourself, you are like a fragile baby."

No... I am so weak only for your family! !I can fight ten of those humans outside!

"Even if you hate me, I will make you stronger."

When I heard this, not only did I not get rid of the idea of ​​training me, but it even got worse, and I hurriedly said: "The only person I can't beat in this world is you, my sister, and it is impossible for humans outside to hurt me. , you are my only sister, and I love you very much, but you must know that everyone has something that everyone is good at, for example, my plastic surgery is my specialty."

Although Kaguya Ji is powerful, but I know one thing, she is very simple, if you say something nice, use your tongue, give her a few affectionate eyes, she will agree.

"You, you think so too? I always thought you hated me."

How the hell would I dare!

But what I said was, "Yes, I will always love you."

She blushed and smiled.

I really didn't expect... Kaguya Hime, you are actually an orthopedic surgeon...

I hurriedly continued, "Sister, do you have the heart to let me get hurt?"

After a few ecstasy soups, Kaguya Ji was fooled away by me, and she no longer needs to train! !

Going back with Kaguya Hime, she was obviously in a much better mood, and even smiled... I didn't have time to ink with her, so I went directly to Yuyi Yucun.

The words I said today scare me... She can't really be an orthopedic doctor...

So I told the two brothers what happened today.

"What! You can't even lift a mountain!?" Yuyi said.

"Mother actually smiled at you!" Hamura said.

"Is the point wrong, you two brats!! What I'm talking about is that your mother can't be a lesbian!"

"But...we don't know what lace is..."

I am silent.

"It's the relationship between women," I stretched out my two hands, making a circle with my left hand, and stretched out the index finger of my right hand to shuttle back and forth in the circle of my left hand.

Yui Yumura: "What's wrong?"

Yuyi: "Ah! I see! Does this gesture mean that you two are best sisters!"

"...Then let me ask you two, do you know how the baby came here?"

"Yuyi and I were born when my lord mother ate the fruit of the sacred tree."

...No, these two boys.

I cleared my throat and said, "You two put your ears together."

Two children came up to me.

I said into their ears: "Actually, a boy is a man who puts oo into a woman's oo, and then he feels very comfortable... Oh, the explanation is too troublesome, let's take you two to Yoshihara."

"No! It's never good to go out with you! I don't want to know! Hamura, let's go!"

I ran over and squatted down behind Yuyi/I used a dragon claw hand on my body, he screamed, covered his lower body and turned to look at me viciously.

"What do you want to do! If you don't go, you don't go! I think you want to go!"

"Oh, then do you want to know what it feels like to be picked up by your fingernails? It's not only you, but also Hamura. Then you changed your name and became a pussy/milk duo. After all, at that time Your tits are already drooping to the ground."

The two brothers trembled when they thought of that scene, and finally agreed to me.

In this way, it was agreed to go to Yoshihara in the evening.

I looked for women on the street, and finally saw a good one on the street, and I stopped her.

"I'll give you these taels, can you take off your trousers and show those two kids? They're very interested in women's bodies now."

Yuyi: "I'm not interested!"

Hamura: "Brother forget it! She can really do things like drooping breasts to the ground! Bear with it!"

The prostitute saw that there was a lot of money, so she agreed, and I saw that there was a show, so I took my two brothers into the shop.

"Are there any other services besides viewing?"

"Just let us imitate the child's movement on the bed with a fake OO after watching it."

"We're still kids, hey!"

"Your aunt, I am an adult, and I don't do anything but watch."

The two brothers looked disheveled.

The proprietress of that store heard me say that I want to see how humans make children, and said that this is a two-person sport, and it doesn’t look like a fake, so I got a strong man from somewhere, and I tied the two brothers to a chair with a rope and sat down. Watching from the side.

Then in the climactic moment of the show, the brothers run away!

Ran!Also broke the windows of others!

I lost money and hurried out to find someone. At night, there are all kinds of men and women on the street. Where can I find someone!They are not going to run away home!No, I haven't played enough yet!

"Damn it!" After searching for a long time, he couldn't find it, so he walked to a remote place, picked up the stone at his feet and threw it out casually.

"Ouch!"

"Who!"

I walked to the weeds following the sound, and saw a bearded warrior staring at me with two big eyes, not speaking.

"What, it's a man with a big beard. I thought it was the two of them." I turned around and left.

"Miss, wait! Are you from here?"

"No, I'm here to play."

"You, Xi Nuo?"

"Put it down quickly. I brought the two children here to see the world. They ran away. If they can't find anyone, they come here to relax." Those two bastards don't know my good intentions!You must clean them up when you go back!

"Then do you want me to take you to see the beautiful scenery? I know a shop with delicious food and beautiful women."

"...You, you don't want to pick on me, do you?"

"Huh? What is it that picks you up?"

"Just want to OOO with me."

"Hahahaha, I am indeed interested in you. You have a peculiar temperament that I admire very much. My drunken mind has suddenly become sober." The samurai stood up from the grass and made a handsome gesture towards me. : "My name is Igarashi Taro, do yourself a favor and make friends!"

I went to Yoshihara’s izakaya with this guy, and he said he wanted to treat him to celebrate that he met a new friend, so we drank all of Yoshihara’s wine in one night, this guy is so rich, Yoshihara’s food is delicious, The food at Hui Ye's was more delicious. In the end, we both were in a daze. In the end, we got into a sedan chair and we were still drinking.

As for Yuyi Yucun, they ran back to Huiye City from Yoshiwara, and the next day they wanted to find the culprit who caused him a psychological shadow, but found that the person didn't come back all night, and the two brothers went again in broad daylight. Yoshihara, after searching for a long time, he couldn't find anyone, so he felt that something was wrong.

As soon as Kaguya Ji woke up in the morning, her son asked to see her.

"My lord! My aunt is lost!"

The author has something to say: Naruto, orthopedics is essential