[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

When I woke up, I found myself in a strange place, covered with a quilt, surrounded by a group of maids.

"Are you awake? Our city lord wants to see you."

My head hurts, what city owner's...

I got up and followed the maid in a daze, and was taken to a large room. In the center sat the bearded brother who had been drinking with me yesterday. Ah, his beard disappeared...

The maid bowed her head and went out, closing the door behind her.

I sat on the tatami unceremoniously, and said, "So you are a city lord, you are very powerful, and I am about to go back, so that's it."

The man on the opposite side waved his hand and advised me: "Don't worry, little friend, just stay for a while. I have always heard that there is a doctor in Kaguya Jicheng who can rejuvenate. I have always wanted to meet him."

"...You don't know my relationship with Kaguya Hime...I have to go back quickly."

"That's right, I brought you here because I knew it. What would happen to Kaguya Hime if you lost one of your fingers?"

"...Kaguya Hime is not needed, I will beat you to death."

"Haha, I heard it all in Kaguya Ji Castle, you are the weakest ordinary person, you also said last night, you are an ordinary person, the only specialty is surgery, compared to the two sons of Kaguya Ji Even weaker."

"I make up"

...So you've been watching, bastard? !

"Last night you were horrible, you didn't even know what to say, if it wasn't for me, you would have told everything, and you were drinking!Still drunk?Are you drinking, smoking, prostitution/prostitution, and you are short of burning your head? 』

how?If you are so dissatisfied, you take me out of here, what kind of garbage transformation plan, if I go back to acting with you, what if I become popular and really become a scum? !

"You're already a scumbag! !I've never met anyone like you!You are going to be the enemy of all comic book heroes in the modern world!Do you think you are wrong now? If you admit it, I will take you away. 』

"Get lost! My values ​​have always been right! They are the ones who are wrong!!"

Igarashi: "What's wrong?"

"Oh, then just wait for the time, I don't care about you, I'm going on a date hehe. 』

Then what are you doing here? !

At this time, Igarashi was watching me because I accidentally yelled out.

"The voice in my head came to see my jokes, said there was something wrong with me, and called me a shameful single."

"You're paralyzed...you're making fun of yourself again, right..."

And Igarashi's reaction: "Hahaha, I really deserve to be you, you are such an interesting person, do you want to leave Kaguya Ji as my subordinate?"

"That's really sorry, I refuse, I don't have the courage to face that ferocious Kaguya Hime, if you want to die, you die yourself," after I finished speaking, I got up and punched the man opposite me, and then cut out the wall A punch hole left here.

"I knew it would be like this!I've seen through you! 』

Didn't you say you went on a date? Why are you back? If you didn't take me out of here, can you not talk to me.

"Just say 'I'm sorry I was wrong' and I will let you go back, and I will start a video to record your repentance, do you know that for you, our team members falsified accounts!You make it very difficult for me, if you don’t do the task, I won’t get a salary commission, if you stay here for more than 20 or [-] years, then we will have to get a basic salary for several years without commission...』

"Without a commission, I can't open the back door for you, that is to say, I will have to buy the house I gave you as a subsidy."

"Should I discuss it with the other team and get you a partner, a goddess-type raider to influence you?"

partner?Goddess Raiders?No no no, I don't want an emotional liar as my partner.

"Aren't you the same, you lied to Okazaki Shinichi, and you're talking about someone else." 』

Pull it down, I cheated on him?Haven't loved at all, okay? That kid is shrewd, he knows it all, he's just pretending.

"You know again, don't you? You always like to judge others subjectively. What if you really like you? Alas, you really don't have a strategy talent. Have you ever played a love game? Your partner is a perfect otome love strategy." king! 』

The people in the strategy team are all emotional liars.

"No, this is pretty good, a simple girl, a 14-year-old girl, super pretty, both the Prince of Tennis and the Age of Miracles like her, Atobe also had/encumbered/raised/relationships with her, Akashi I also thought about adopting/raising her. She is a model in modern society and has a relationship with Ryota Kise at the same time. Everyone is crazy about her because of her face, and it’s all true love. Oh, it’s amazing, maybe you can also be attracted by her Raiders. 』

Are you kidding me....14 years old, did you make a mistake....Have you finished reproductive/reproductive/organ/official hair/growth? Being taken care of by Atobe, why is Atobe so pitiful, the character is broken, can't Atobe escape the curse of broken shoes, oh my god, it's so pitiful...don't come, don't come, she Come and I'll kill her.

"I have communicated with the neighbor just now, and they said they are willing to cooperate, and the raider is also very interested in you, a troublesome person, whoops, you are lucky"

Are you sure you didn’t come to torture me? I hate the kind of women who rely on their good looks to act mischievously. What’s even more annoying is that modern people like a person through their appearance. If they are really so good-looking, even if the inside stinks like shit There will still be such things as true love, oh my god, the words being wrapped/raised by Atobu are lingering in my mind.....

"She's here. The little girl is very nice. She's soft and weak. Treat her better. I think you might leave her behind to fend for yourself. So I bound you two together. You two can't be more than five meters away from each other." . 』

Following the words of the system, a beam of light flashed in front of me, and a long-haired girl appeared, wearing ordinary jeans and an ordinary white T-shirt, I didn't realize how good-looking she was.

"Hello, I'm Aoi Nakamura, who was sent to assist you. You are the legendary beep. It's really better to see you after a long time. You are as heroic as I imagined."

I waved my hand: "There is no need to introduce myself. I have never believed in emotional liars. It doesn't matter if you assist me. You will follow me from now on. But if I find out that you are releasing your bitch to the people around me If you do, I'll break your neck."

These words made the girl opposite, ah no, it was a woman crying.

This scene made me feel bored, "Cry P, don't pretend, okay, shouldn't you unlock all the eighteen poses with those handsome guys, you should have a way to deal with people with my personality, I I hate it most when someone pretends to be in front of me!"

"Oh, well, let's go then."

This woman changed her face extremely quickly, and I was also surprised by this transformation.

"How to go back? Take the car or do you carry me?"

"Go back, how can I carry you on my back!"

"It's really rude, because I heard from the system that you are a powerful woman who is not human, and Tsunayoshi Sawada was defeated by you, and you made the reverse scroll in Devil Lovers very afraid of you, and then I heard you tell them After everything I’ve done, I feel like I admire you very much, but because I’m too nervous, I always speak wild words to cover it up.”

"I don't believe emotional liars! Go back."

In this way, we walked back to Huiye City on foot.

But this person is really expensive!

His physical strength is so poor, his feet are worn out wearing sports shoes, and he walks slowly. Not only that, but he is condemned by countless uncles and aunts when he passes the official road.

"Such a beautiful person actually caused her such pain."

"The jealousy of an ugly girl."

"Poor, poor, that woman in front is so ugly."

"I really feel sorry for you, beautiful lady, let me take you for a ride in my carriage, ah, except you."

I kicked the person sitting in the carriage: "A rotten egg like you who only loves appearance can't appreciate my beauty!"

Sitting on the carriage and holding the horse rope, he winked at the crooked woman standing next to him: "What are you looking at, come up, you're such a waste."

Then I watched her move her feet very hard, got into the carriage with a face full of pain, and sat in it very consciously.

"My feet are bleeding."

"Be patient."

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Kaguya Ji became very angry, and even beat her two sons to death. Her sister went to Yoshiwara with the two boys, and even went to see prostitutes to have sex! ?In the end, I lost people! ?

So slack!It turns out that his son has fallen so degenerate!

After half a day, if you still can't find anyone, you have to look for it yourself, use the power given by the gods to fill up the surrounding cities one by one, and then the place where Yoshihara made his son fall.

When I drove the carriage back to the city, I saw Yuyi and Yumura standing at the gate from a long distance away, and the one on the left and right was like a door god, with a swollen face like a pig's head. Seeing me, they hurried over.

Yuyi: "Where did you go! Do you know how worried we are!"

Hamura: "Great, you're back, hurry up and go to your mother, she's angry, and she's going to raze all the surrounding cities to the ground!"

me?"

"Ah what! Hurry up! Hey, there are people in your car!" Yuyi pointed behind me and shouted.

I turned around, not knowing when the person inside opened the curtain to stare at our conversation.

"Okay, so beautiful..."

"What is Yuyi Yucun looking at? Don't you think that my aunt is prettier than her? The most important thing for a woman is the beauty of the soul!"

"Not beautiful..."

"Yuyi, I heard you whispering! It seems that you want to be pulled down to the ground by me, and you want to feel the feeling of rubbing against the ground," I said viciously, breaking my fists.

"My aunt is the prettiest!" The two children immediately knelt down and bowed to me.

"Pfft!" The woman behind laughed and wanted to speak. How could I give an emotional liar a chance to speak? I immediately reached out and grabbed her head and pushed her back into the car. I also stretched out my head and said to the two children: "The people in the car are bad guys, you don't want to be cheated out of your virginity, just like what you saw at Yoshihara..."

I was satisfied seeing the faces of these two children turned green, got out of the carriage, and called out the people in the carriage: "Come with me to meet Kaguya Ji, we can't be too far away."

"Puchi, aren't you afraid that I'll seduce Kaguya Ji? You were so protective just now, but now you're relieved of me?"

"You can do whatever you want, if you can eat that piece of meat...but just don't shoot those two children, they are good children."

"Really, how bad I am in Beep's mind. I really want to know how your system introduced me to you."

"Only handsome guys can get on the bus."

"..."