[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?
Chapter 2
The millions I earned from gambling made me ecstatic. I'm no longer a poor man, and I can go to whoring//prostitution.
[WARNING: Please don't go whoring////prostitution]
Why, the premise of completing the favorability task is to make me feel comfortable first.
[Moral -10]
Why!I managed to get promoted!
[Because it's against the law]
Well then I'll go home and shit.
[Reminder: Since your home has nothing but sleeping bags, please pay 100 million to upgrade the house]
After winning the money, I happily took out 100 million upgrades, followed the yellow arrow and ran home, only to find that nothing had changed.
"This piece of shit!! Nothing has changed, give me back 100 million!"
[Upgraded the sleeping bag and turned on the heat preservation function]
You won't be cheating on me... the toilet, why don't you give me a toilet, I have been working all night to make a living, and now I want to take a shit, where is the toilet.
"You need to upgrade, please pay another 100 million."
oh!I see!Are you that kind of moralist?I'm going to the Cowherd's shop!You just let me be morally negative and make those handsome men and women hate me, and then you just stay in a place where you don’t know and watch my jokes.///Who cares, you must be sexist, you don’t even give me a house without a toilet!See me as a woman and abuse me!
[No, please don't take a big hat]
Then upgrade my home to an ordinary residence!Or install a toilet for me! ! ! !
[No, this is the rule]
Oh, then I'll kill.
[With all due respect, your moral value will decrease then. ]
Then press the toilet for me.
[This is not in compliance. ]
Then I spend money to find someone to renovate the house by myself.
[No, all your assets will be cleared if you do that, and you can borrow toilets from other people's houses. ]
shit! !How embarrassing! !I want to shit in my own space!Can sing and stay as long as I want.
[Please don't make trouble for no reason. ]
I want to complain to you, can I complain to you, what about your boss, if it is a [-]-point scale, the answer you can get is, dissatisfied!Zero points!Give me a private toilet!
[Can't. ]
Then I'm going to kill someone!Anyway, this is not my world!Let me just kill a few people and get caught by the police///the police, then put in prison and be gang-raped//to death by those scumbags in the prison!
[No, and you are not a goth, this kind of speech has an indescribable stupidity, no, it is evil]
FU*K!
On the street at dawn, there were very few pedestrians on the road. I saw a fat pig jogging in the morning, the kind that was covered with oil, and he and I were the only ones on the street.
"Hey! You can definitely do it! You'll lose weight!!" The man in a green bodysuit wheezed and cheered himself up.
It's said that fat people can't wear tights, and they will get fat, so it's you.
"Hey hey, I didn't expect someone to run in the morning so early, I'm so happy to have someone to accompany me." I imitated the tone of JK and ran with him.
The man ignored me.
I greeted a few more times, but still ignored me.
"Hey you pig, are you dead!"
"Huh? There's someone here, why are you still wearing pajamas and slippers when you run out?"
"Hey hey, because I was too eager to lose weight, I accidentally came out like this."
"Well, it seems that you are indeed a little fat, you must weigh xxx pounds."
What!I am obviously xx[-] catties!There is no such thing as the xxx catties he said!Call me fat!
Then there was the sound of mopping the floor from the corner of a small alley.
"Please forgive me! Why!"
Seeing the fat man kneeling down begging for mercy, I said, "Because I'm holding back a shit." Just as I was about to strangle him to death with a rope made from my coat, I turned around and added, "And I'm not fat, just big-boned. .”
[Moral value -100, congratulations on becoming the person everyone hates, and you got the toilet... You can go home and pull your earth-shattering shit. ]
Wow, I didn't expect this method to really work. Is this a preferential treatment for rights defenders.
The difference between the moral value subtracted from murder and the moral value subtracted from abandoning madao is 1, oh, this is really cool.
After a few weeks like this, I used the dilapidated house provided by the system to open a house of all things, and then helped the old lady cross the road every day, helped elementary school students find cats, beat mistresses for others, and handed love letters to high school students. My moral value finally recovered. is -10.
Then I planned to put down the task for a while, and when I went to gamble or something, the police///the police came to the door and asked me if I had seen a fat pig that was too fat, um, the police//the police originally That's exactly what it said.
"Have you seen the fat pig in the photo that is so fat that it is so fat that you can't see its facial features?"
"I don't know. I'm so busy every day. Such an ugly person will immediately forget it when he sees it."
"Oh, well, by the way, you are the newly opened Master House nearby. I heard that you have been helping others for a while, and the price is also very low. Recently, there are not enough police officers. Can I entrust you to solve the case?"
"Do you think I'm Sherlock Holmes? Have you watched too many cartoons? Do you think that this kind of everything house will lead to a few touching stories and eventually the soul will be sublimated together? My setting is a poor and incompetent JK who can't afford to go to school. I'm going to find the prisoner, "How could it be possible to pick it up!Will completing this mission end up sending me to jail!
"Huh? Isn't it the same as the cartoon? Then you have human glasses and a violent loli."
"I'm the one with no friends! I'm happy on my own."
The police at the door /// showed a frightened expression.
So angry, but keep smiling.
[By the way, in case you made a mistake, the corpse has been weathered. There is nothing but bones and clothes. No one will suspect you. ]
Hey, I don't even know it without anyone knowing it?Suddenly, I feel that the system is a bit dark and scary.
[Because of your stupid shit, you killed a person, and I have been busy for a long time to help you clean up the aftermath. ]
Whoa, you're afraid of me dying.
[Yes, you are still useful to this world, and when you live to that time, you can go to hell to meet Satan. ]
Ok……
The police on the opposite side are still obsessed with entrusting the master house, from catching prisoners to cleaning, how lazy you are!I don't need sympathy at all!
"Okay, cleaning is fine." By the way, let's see how far this case can go.
The policeman tilted his head and looked into the room, sighed, and gave me 1000 yuan: "It's really poor, you don't have to look for it."
Ah, I don’t know why I’m so upset all of a sudden. I’m obviously very rich. If I want to find someone to renovate the house, I can’t do it at all. The furniture I bought will explode in place when I put it in the house. The moral value is 5000.
I took a look at my moral value minus ten, but forget it, as long as people can live.
The police///The police guy also handed me a handbag, saying that it was work clothes, I opened it and took it out to see, isn't this Elizabeth!
"Little comrade, you just let me clean in this thing?!"
"Hey, it's not that the recent cases are getting more and more confusing, and the morale of the team is getting lower and lower. Our team leader said that everyone seems to like this white duck. We need to catch up with the trend of young people, so we asked someone to make one. Just put it on and pretend to clean it up."
[Elizabeth has a moral bonus, +20]
The next day, I ran into the legendary Moori Kogoro when I was cleaning in the police station dressed as Elizabeth. I heard that he was involved in a murder case when he was taking a statement at the police station. Murder, ah, he's followed by a little boy with a bow, I know!It's that Conan!Hundreds of episodes have been serialized, and the girlfriend still doesn't know where the protagonist is, but she is by her side, where there is a story about where he died, well, I still prefer Jijiguai.
Conan gave Mori Kogoro an anesthetic injection, and he hid behind the Mori chair to reason, but no one found him. All the people in the police station went to watch detective reasoning. Everyone was selectively mentally retarded. I silently picked up the The newly bought mobile phone showed a picture for this scene. By the way, I rummaged through other people's tables and secretly took some lunch boxes. Anyway, Elizabeth was big enough to hide anything, so I couldn't see it, so I started eating while I was free.
[You can't do this, it's wrong, Morality -1]
Every time you eat a bento, the morality will be -1. Are you very addicted to the system?
ah?The high-ranking adults are going to give a little pussy speech to me and other poor people again, balabalabala!
[so gay?What……]
The system kept repeating the word sissy, so I ignored him. Seriously, this kind of preoccupation means that what the preacher is saying is not a sissy speech.
Then the detective made various deductions, and finally found that the prisoner was an inconspicuous police///man. The motive for the murder was almost that I was often called around by that person. I couldn't take it anymore and I just wanted to kill him.
very boring.
The only interesting thing is that when the group of people who I ate bento returned to their seats and planned to eat bento at noon, they found that all the food was gone and only white rice was left. Hahahaha, no one doubted me and said "Elizabeth It's too cute to do such a thing." "Elizabeth's heart is as pure as a newborn baby."
[......]
It was already dusk when I got home, and the team leader in Elizabeth clothes gave it to me very happily. After taking off the doll clothes, my moral value lost the clothing bonus and became a negative number. Walking on the street, watching this dusk, I couldn’t help feeling Sad, when will I find a true love.
[Your personality is like shit, when will you get out and do the task? You have done a task for so long, which is to give your leftover instant noodle soup to madao, so you can’t pretend to be a naive JK , instead of picking the old man's feet. ]
Ah, are you complaining? A few weeks ago, you were serious about talking like a Google girl, but today you are complaining in the tone of a Google girl. It seems that you are a malleable talent.
[Fart!Not you! ! ]
At this time, I saw a beautiful boy playing the piano on the street. He played the piano very well. Music is the same thing, but this beautiful boy is really good-looking. I have never seen such a beautiful boy. After coming here What I see is not rough guys, but old ladies and elementary school students. I am exhausted by going out to earn moral points every day, but my moral value is still negative [it is your fault] and I can’t go to the Cowherd’s shop!
When I walked in front of him and stopped to watch, the boy also looked at me.
At this point I think I have to say something.
"You are very good young man, learn how to cook with me."
The boy holding the bass on the opposite side was taken aback, and said, "I don't know what you are talking about, but thank you for stopping to watch."
"It's the first time I see such a handsome guy, and the music he plays is so good, I just want to take a second look."
[Great, are you finally going to start the strategy, take him down. ]
shutdown!Do you think such a beautiful young man will fall in love with me? Men are all visual creatures, so just look at this kind of good-looking man.
"Well... If you like, I can go to your house to play for you. Do you want to take me in?" The boy said to me with a smile.
Ouch, baby!It's not that I don't want to take you in, my broken house is treated as ruins by others! !
[100 million, temporarily upgrade your house to a full set, valid for one month]
How shameless!The house still has an expiry date!Since it's so easy to upgrade, then go ahead and upgrade me!
[Hehe, I bought you the valid period house for the upgrade with my salary of this month, please start to do the task. ]
"Well, of course I am willing, if you don't dislike it..."
"sure."
[Mission: Rescue the mysterious beautiful boy Deadline: One night Reward: A golden arrow]
gold? !I can take it.
[WARNING: Please don't go whoring////prostitution]
Why, the premise of completing the favorability task is to make me feel comfortable first.
[Moral -10]
Why!I managed to get promoted!
[Because it's against the law]
Well then I'll go home and shit.
[Reminder: Since your home has nothing but sleeping bags, please pay 100 million to upgrade the house]
After winning the money, I happily took out 100 million upgrades, followed the yellow arrow and ran home, only to find that nothing had changed.
"This piece of shit!! Nothing has changed, give me back 100 million!"
[Upgraded the sleeping bag and turned on the heat preservation function]
You won't be cheating on me... the toilet, why don't you give me a toilet, I have been working all night to make a living, and now I want to take a shit, where is the toilet.
"You need to upgrade, please pay another 100 million."
oh!I see!Are you that kind of moralist?I'm going to the Cowherd's shop!You just let me be morally negative and make those handsome men and women hate me, and then you just stay in a place where you don’t know and watch my jokes.///Who cares, you must be sexist, you don’t even give me a house without a toilet!See me as a woman and abuse me!
[No, please don't take a big hat]
Then upgrade my home to an ordinary residence!Or install a toilet for me! ! ! !
[No, this is the rule]
Oh, then I'll kill.
[With all due respect, your moral value will decrease then. ]
Then press the toilet for me.
[This is not in compliance. ]
Then I spend money to find someone to renovate the house by myself.
[No, all your assets will be cleared if you do that, and you can borrow toilets from other people's houses. ]
shit! !How embarrassing! !I want to shit in my own space!Can sing and stay as long as I want.
[Please don't make trouble for no reason. ]
I want to complain to you, can I complain to you, what about your boss, if it is a [-]-point scale, the answer you can get is, dissatisfied!Zero points!Give me a private toilet!
[Can't. ]
Then I'm going to kill someone!Anyway, this is not my world!Let me just kill a few people and get caught by the police///the police, then put in prison and be gang-raped//to death by those scumbags in the prison!
[No, and you are not a goth, this kind of speech has an indescribable stupidity, no, it is evil]
FU*K!
On the street at dawn, there were very few pedestrians on the road. I saw a fat pig jogging in the morning, the kind that was covered with oil, and he and I were the only ones on the street.
"Hey! You can definitely do it! You'll lose weight!!" The man in a green bodysuit wheezed and cheered himself up.
It's said that fat people can't wear tights, and they will get fat, so it's you.
"Hey hey, I didn't expect someone to run in the morning so early, I'm so happy to have someone to accompany me." I imitated the tone of JK and ran with him.
The man ignored me.
I greeted a few more times, but still ignored me.
"Hey you pig, are you dead!"
"Huh? There's someone here, why are you still wearing pajamas and slippers when you run out?"
"Hey hey, because I was too eager to lose weight, I accidentally came out like this."
"Well, it seems that you are indeed a little fat, you must weigh xxx pounds."
What!I am obviously xx[-] catties!There is no such thing as the xxx catties he said!Call me fat!
Then there was the sound of mopping the floor from the corner of a small alley.
"Please forgive me! Why!"
Seeing the fat man kneeling down begging for mercy, I said, "Because I'm holding back a shit." Just as I was about to strangle him to death with a rope made from my coat, I turned around and added, "And I'm not fat, just big-boned. .”
[Moral value -100, congratulations on becoming the person everyone hates, and you got the toilet... You can go home and pull your earth-shattering shit. ]
Wow, I didn't expect this method to really work. Is this a preferential treatment for rights defenders.
The difference between the moral value subtracted from murder and the moral value subtracted from abandoning madao is 1, oh, this is really cool.
After a few weeks like this, I used the dilapidated house provided by the system to open a house of all things, and then helped the old lady cross the road every day, helped elementary school students find cats, beat mistresses for others, and handed love letters to high school students. My moral value finally recovered. is -10.
Then I planned to put down the task for a while, and when I went to gamble or something, the police///the police came to the door and asked me if I had seen a fat pig that was too fat, um, the police//the police originally That's exactly what it said.
"Have you seen the fat pig in the photo that is so fat that it is so fat that you can't see its facial features?"
"I don't know. I'm so busy every day. Such an ugly person will immediately forget it when he sees it."
"Oh, well, by the way, you are the newly opened Master House nearby. I heard that you have been helping others for a while, and the price is also very low. Recently, there are not enough police officers. Can I entrust you to solve the case?"
"Do you think I'm Sherlock Holmes? Have you watched too many cartoons? Do you think that this kind of everything house will lead to a few touching stories and eventually the soul will be sublimated together? My setting is a poor and incompetent JK who can't afford to go to school. I'm going to find the prisoner, "How could it be possible to pick it up!Will completing this mission end up sending me to jail!
"Huh? Isn't it the same as the cartoon? Then you have human glasses and a violent loli."
"I'm the one with no friends! I'm happy on my own."
The police at the door /// showed a frightened expression.
So angry, but keep smiling.
[By the way, in case you made a mistake, the corpse has been weathered. There is nothing but bones and clothes. No one will suspect you. ]
Hey, I don't even know it without anyone knowing it?Suddenly, I feel that the system is a bit dark and scary.
[Because of your stupid shit, you killed a person, and I have been busy for a long time to help you clean up the aftermath. ]
Whoa, you're afraid of me dying.
[Yes, you are still useful to this world, and when you live to that time, you can go to hell to meet Satan. ]
Ok……
The police on the opposite side are still obsessed with entrusting the master house, from catching prisoners to cleaning, how lazy you are!I don't need sympathy at all!
"Okay, cleaning is fine." By the way, let's see how far this case can go.
The policeman tilted his head and looked into the room, sighed, and gave me 1000 yuan: "It's really poor, you don't have to look for it."
Ah, I don’t know why I’m so upset all of a sudden. I’m obviously very rich. If I want to find someone to renovate the house, I can’t do it at all. The furniture I bought will explode in place when I put it in the house. The moral value is 5000.
I took a look at my moral value minus ten, but forget it, as long as people can live.
The police///The police guy also handed me a handbag, saying that it was work clothes, I opened it and took it out to see, isn't this Elizabeth!
"Little comrade, you just let me clean in this thing?!"
"Hey, it's not that the recent cases are getting more and more confusing, and the morale of the team is getting lower and lower. Our team leader said that everyone seems to like this white duck. We need to catch up with the trend of young people, so we asked someone to make one. Just put it on and pretend to clean it up."
[Elizabeth has a moral bonus, +20]
The next day, I ran into the legendary Moori Kogoro when I was cleaning in the police station dressed as Elizabeth. I heard that he was involved in a murder case when he was taking a statement at the police station. Murder, ah, he's followed by a little boy with a bow, I know!It's that Conan!Hundreds of episodes have been serialized, and the girlfriend still doesn't know where the protagonist is, but she is by her side, where there is a story about where he died, well, I still prefer Jijiguai.
Conan gave Mori Kogoro an anesthetic injection, and he hid behind the Mori chair to reason, but no one found him. All the people in the police station went to watch detective reasoning. Everyone was selectively mentally retarded. I silently picked up the The newly bought mobile phone showed a picture for this scene. By the way, I rummaged through other people's tables and secretly took some lunch boxes. Anyway, Elizabeth was big enough to hide anything, so I couldn't see it, so I started eating while I was free.
[You can't do this, it's wrong, Morality -1]
Every time you eat a bento, the morality will be -1. Are you very addicted to the system?
ah?The high-ranking adults are going to give a little pussy speech to me and other poor people again, balabalabala!
[so gay?What……]
The system kept repeating the word sissy, so I ignored him. Seriously, this kind of preoccupation means that what the preacher is saying is not a sissy speech.
Then the detective made various deductions, and finally found that the prisoner was an inconspicuous police///man. The motive for the murder was almost that I was often called around by that person. I couldn't take it anymore and I just wanted to kill him.
very boring.
The only interesting thing is that when the group of people who I ate bento returned to their seats and planned to eat bento at noon, they found that all the food was gone and only white rice was left. Hahahaha, no one doubted me and said "Elizabeth It's too cute to do such a thing." "Elizabeth's heart is as pure as a newborn baby."
[......]
It was already dusk when I got home, and the team leader in Elizabeth clothes gave it to me very happily. After taking off the doll clothes, my moral value lost the clothing bonus and became a negative number. Walking on the street, watching this dusk, I couldn’t help feeling Sad, when will I find a true love.
[Your personality is like shit, when will you get out and do the task? You have done a task for so long, which is to give your leftover instant noodle soup to madao, so you can’t pretend to be a naive JK , instead of picking the old man's feet. ]
Ah, are you complaining? A few weeks ago, you were serious about talking like a Google girl, but today you are complaining in the tone of a Google girl. It seems that you are a malleable talent.
[Fart!Not you! ! ]
At this time, I saw a beautiful boy playing the piano on the street. He played the piano very well. Music is the same thing, but this beautiful boy is really good-looking. I have never seen such a beautiful boy. After coming here What I see is not rough guys, but old ladies and elementary school students. I am exhausted by going out to earn moral points every day, but my moral value is still negative [it is your fault] and I can’t go to the Cowherd’s shop!
When I walked in front of him and stopped to watch, the boy also looked at me.
At this point I think I have to say something.
"You are very good young man, learn how to cook with me."
The boy holding the bass on the opposite side was taken aback, and said, "I don't know what you are talking about, but thank you for stopping to watch."
"It's the first time I see such a handsome guy, and the music he plays is so good, I just want to take a second look."
[Great, are you finally going to start the strategy, take him down. ]
shutdown!Do you think such a beautiful young man will fall in love with me? Men are all visual creatures, so just look at this kind of good-looking man.
"Well... If you like, I can go to your house to play for you. Do you want to take me in?" The boy said to me with a smile.
Ouch, baby!It's not that I don't want to take you in, my broken house is treated as ruins by others! !
[100 million, temporarily upgrade your house to a full set, valid for one month]
How shameless!The house still has an expiry date!Since it's so easy to upgrade, then go ahead and upgrade me!
[Hehe, I bought you the valid period house for the upgrade with my salary of this month, please start to do the task. ]
"Well, of course I am willing, if you don't dislike it..."
"sure."
[Mission: Rescue the mysterious beautiful boy Deadline: One night Reward: A golden arrow]
gold? !I can take it.
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