[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Then nothing happened to us all night. Seeing that the house upgraded by the system was so beautiful and beautiful, it was still a two-story building. own room.

The boy left before midnight, and the system's roar woke me up the next day after adding five favorability points.

[nmb!You let him go!One night!Just stayed for five hours!Why not keep him!You pay me back! ! ]

Ah... don't worry, I sleep a lot at night, I don't know what he does at all, and didn't he add five points of favorability, that's about the same, the golden arrow.

[Wooooow, why does the world need people like you, you scumbag who only knows how to eat and wait to die, what kind of golden arrows do you want, I will give you a bunch of flying] Saying that, a lump really appeared on the floor of my house fly.

[I'm fed up with you, I know you won't pay me back when I say that, and I won't let you die, by the way, I'll make you AIDS! ]

WTF, calm down, calm down!

[You think what you are doing is very cool, don’t you? The cure for AIDS is a lot of money. Unless you pay back my 1000 million, otherwise I won’t say a word to you! ]

etc!You are too small-minded, you voluntarily spent money for me!

[I don't care, because you and my salary will be gone next month, and you will always die with negative moral values. Since I have you, my performance is like skiing on the top of a mountain!The bitch from the next group is riding on me now!Showing off to me every day!He can't be better than me! ! ]

calm!Calm down! !

[Okay, AIDS has flooded your body, now go make money. ]

You fucking mean it!

system?

No one replied to me.

Shit!Let me get AIDS and you will die!

[You can't hit me anyway]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I hurried to the hospital to check that I really had AIDS and it was positive.

Then the doctor asked a lot of fucking questions.

"Oh, AIDS, what have you been doing recently?"

"What is that what?"

"Oh, it's the crazy back-and-forth friction between men and women."

"No no!"

"Oh, let me just say you gays, can't you pay attention when you have anal sex! You think it's cool to have AIDS, but fortunately, there is still a cure for this disease with today's medical level."

"Doctor, that's gay, I'm a woman, and as I said, I've never done that kind of thing!"

"Ah? Oh, don't their fathers come to the hospital for re-examination every month in Zhanjie? It stands to reason that they shouldn't."

"Nmb old lady is not out to sell!"

"Then you think it's cool to be a vampire? I really don't know what children think nowadays, they start to worship blood-sucking monsters."

"Fuck you! I don't know about vampires either! I was framed!"

Getting angry at the doctor's question, I went out of the hospital to buy something to keep warm, and then I met a boy with a flaming head, shouting something, wearing only boxers, running with a grim face, caught off guard all of a sudden Knocked me down, and I slowly got up. I was already in a bad mood, but now I felt even more upset. When the boy who knocked me down looked back at me, the fire on his head slowly went down, with a ferocious face Also become pure and good.

"Really, I'm really sorry!" The boy bowed and apologized to me.

"Are you laughing at me? Laughing at me for having AIDS? Is it funny, tell me who you are!" I held his shoulders with both hands and dangled back and forth: "Do you think that I have AIDS is a big joke? So come here Knock me down!?"

"What! No, no, no, I didn't! I really don't know!" The brown-haired boy hurriedly waved his hands.

"Then give me 1000 million." I spread my hands.

"What? I don't have that much money."

"Then where do you live?"

"Why do you need to know where my home is?"

"Because I'm going to tell your mother that you bullied a person with AIDS, and then blackmailed your family to get 1000 million."

"I don't have any at all!!"

"Very well, don't let me see you laughing at me for having AIDS." Boy, I remember your face.

After that, the boy left with a mocking (fearful) face.

The fastest way to get 1000 million quickly is to gamble, but there is a lot of risk, and AIDS cannot be stimulated too much. What is 0 risk and high return?

"Ding!" A light bulb of inspiration came out.

Let's hold a charity donation, go door-to-door to collect donations, isn't that how it is shown on TV, first go to the richest and most powerful people in the whole town to win sympathy, and then use it as a publicity, that's it.

I closed Wanshiwu and surveyed the surrounding residents. I found that the richest person in this town is the Reverse Scroll family. In a relatively remote part of the town, the most powerful person is the Disciplinary Committee. Mi's house is not far from my house, and I heard that he likes small animals very much, so he lived close to him, so he first went to the Disciplinary Committee, bought a cat suit, and went to the Skylark House with the donation box.

Maybe you can still see the madao, if you fail, you can only steal the madao and sell it for money, isn't it a rare and rare species, it should be worth a lot of money.

"Hello, I am a fundraiser for love, please donate a love for AIDS patients."

"Caring for donations? The Discipline Committee doesn't remember approving your door-to-door fundraising." It was an airplane-head uncle who opened the door.

"Oh, um, that's because there is not so much time. A second of delay is torture for AIDS patients. They wander in this world in pain. No one understands them. They just want to continue to live in this world wonderfully."

"Well...but you don't have the approval papers, so it won't work."

"What! Don't you think it's super pitiful to have AIDS!"

"Ah, the fact is that AIDS donations aren't popular now, it's cancer."

"What, are you kidding me?"

"If you don't believe me, go to the airport. Cancer can fly for free, but AIDS can't."

"Oh~ what kind of onion are you? Call your chairman out!"

"Our chairman is very busy. This lady can go to the home of a man named Tsunayoshi Sawada. Oh, because he never refuses people, and he is very useless. If you ask for money, he will definitely give you. If your expression is more hideous At one point, he'll give you all the money he has on him."

Speaking of Sawada Tsunayoshi, I thought of it all at once. Isn’t the boy in the boxers who hit my head on fire this morning is Sawada Tsunayoshi!

Although he is a mafia, he seems to be a poor student so far.

Let him also get AIDS, he has so many rich partners, and he can make up 1000 million if he pools the money together.

After thinking about the consequences, it was a bit scary, so forget it.

I asked about madao again.

"Ah, the chairman gave him pocket money every week, but I don't know why he ran out of money and was stripped and beaten at night after getting the money every week. It's really strange. The chairman is now Don't let him go out."

It must have been used for gambling, and it must have been beaten up when I ran out of money!

Then the head of the plane took me to the backyard, and I saw madao, wondering if I could snatch madao and sell him with my force value.

"You don't want to take Yunxi away, do you? I tell you no, the chairman likes him very much, and I will let you drink chili water through your nose."

you are vicious!withdraw!

Well, the next step is the reverse scroll house.

Ah yes!The brothers in their family are all vampires, so I pretended to be a girl who came to collect donations and broke in by mistake. When one of them sucked my blood, and the blood spread made that person also get AIDS, they would have to hand over 1000 million , hahaha just do it.

Seeing the huge mansion in front of me, I took the donation box and pushed open the door of the entrance.

Really rich.

"Is there anyone? Hello, I am a member of the Charity Donation Association. Please donate to the suffering patients."

No one paid attention to me, I just stood in the hall, looking at the luxurious hall and the crystal lamp above my head.

At this time, there was a pattering sound of walking behind him, "Oh, I found a kitten that sneaked in." This kind of rippling voice is definitely a reverse roll, yes, come and suck me.

"What's the matter, are you dumbfounded, what a lovely bitch."

"What, what?" It's only for me to call someone Bichi, but others can't call me that, watching him slowly approaching me, for the sake of money, let's do it.

Liren's head slowly approached my neck, I pretended to be very happy and blushed waiting for him to suck.

"It's great, there is no one else but you and me at this time, why don't you do something happy." He slowly bared his fangs, big brother, hurry up and get well.

Feeling the pain in his neck, he finally opened his mouth.

"Huh? It smells delicious. Why does it taste strange? It's so strange."

"Impossible, please taste more," I put my arms around his head to prevent him from leaving, just that I'm afraid it's not enough for a vampire to get sick.

Until I was a little anemic, I pushed him away.

"It's really warm," Li Ren wiped the blood stains from his mouth.

"I want to ask, do you vampires get sick?"

"Why do you ask such a question suddenly? So you came to this house on purpose, hehe~"

"Ah, because I have AIDS." Then he pointed to the donation box thrown on the ground and said, "AIDS donation box."

Then he saw Liren's expression stiffened, and the smug smile just now also stiffened on his face.

"You, you are joking, Bichi-chan."

"No, I know that your family is all vampires, AIDS can be transmitted by blood, your family is so rich, give me 1000 million and you will be cured."

"I'll go to see a doctor, I don't need you," Li Ren, you can't even speak.

"For the sake of authenticity, I'll show you my case sheet, and then I think we need to sit down and have a good talk, oh, don't try to kill me, because my AIDS is different from ordinary AIDS, if I feel uncomfortable or If you die, you will die."

Then I told him how I got this disease, of course omitting the system and time travel.

"God? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?"

"Huh? There are vampires like you, why can't you have a god, and the treatment of such a disease requires a concentrated essence of 1000 million yuan per injection. I'm fine, you're fine, understand?"

As a result, Liren didn't believe it, so I took him to the hospital where I had been diagnosed before for a blood test. The baby didn't say a word all the way, and he was in a state of bewilderment.

Then he got AIDS too.

The doctor who did the blood test was the same annoying doctor who asked questions.

"Ha! What did I say! No XX! It's only been a while since you left and you brought one."

"No, I didn't have sex with him, I just gave him my blood to drink."

"What? You mean you didn't have sex with this boy?"

"Damn! Yes, no! Why are you so disappointed!"

"Oh, oh well, no xx."

After leaving the hospital door.

"Look, I was right!"

"You...you..."

"What are you talking about, give me the money quickly, the disease bestowed by the gods cannot be cured by ordinary people."

"This is really..."

Then Liren fainted at the door of the hospital.

The author has something to say: AIDS takes a lot of money to heal from South Park.

It can be transmitted by blood. The vampires in Devil Lovers are so rich, handsome and like to suck other people's blood, so let them get AIDS~

Hostess: I am so shameless that I am even afraid of myself!