[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

"A new king of children has come from the countryside of London, England, even more powerful than the great Dior. Although she is a woman, she can turn over the underworld. I heard that the boss of the underworld once offered a high price for her, but she was caught by this woman. Killed."

"I also heard that she is more than two meters tall, has a strong body like a bear, and once stuffed a wine bottle into the ass of a homeless man!"

"It's amazing, it's so cool!"

Gossip travels the fastest in this little country place, and we, at the center of it, I, took up residence in Ser Joestar's house as a servant.

In fact, this is the case, because I was tired and thirsty, and I heard that the ancestors of that guy Jotaro lived in this era, so I thought, Cheng Taro’s things are mine, so his ancestors are also my ancestors, or He is a super rich man, this young man named Jonathan Joestar looks like a very well-raised young master. He also plays and fights with a cute blond girl by the small river, and even has a picnic. It is really evil capitalism! !

So I took some of their things, and asked Jonathan Joestar to bring me some meat tomorrow. There must be meat in such a rich family. Before I left, I gave him a punch. Who made him grow up? So much like Jotaro, hehehe, he is still a weak kid, if you want to blame it, you can blame Jotaro.

Then I wandered aimlessly into the night, and was taken away by two Cockneys in sacks. I thought I could stay one night and have a place to sleep when I was kidnapped, but those two guys took me to a man with gold on his neck. Lian, he has a fat pig daughter, who looks like a pig and wants to make me a toy, I have no choice but to kill them all, only to find out that it is a castle, so rich and so perverted? !I accidentally found a hidden door when I was trying to walk through some previous things. I thought it was gold and silver treasures, but it turned out to be a group of dirty children locked in cages, and there was a huge stage with The corpse of a child who was made into a toy, my God, is so perverted. I took these dull-looking children and escaped from this castle and set it on fire.

Then the police arrived...and took us all...

Then I was imprisoned with a group of children in a prison full of muscular men, and one of the strong men asked me, "What did you do to be imprisoned?"

"It is to kill all the people in the manor on XX Road, and set a few children on fire by the way."

The group of strong men looked in disbelief.

"Are you kidding me? Old Johnny is very strong. He is the leader of the black street. How could you burn his house down?"

"Believe it or not, you can ask the police, and don't come close to me, you smell so bad, you scared the kids."

Then a police officer came here to take me away for interrogation. I shouted loudly: "I am for justice!! Justice must prevail!" But I was taken away anyway.

The police/police said that because I killed someone, they wanted me to die? !I hurriedly shouted: "I know Joestar! We are very good friends!"

Anyway, the process was tortuous, that Sir Joestar can be regarded as coming, he paid me and those children a large sum of money, and was highly praised, and the police/police also solved the missing children case a long time ago , The children returned to the arms of their parents and became one with the people.

I am also famous in this small place, but the image is exaggerated to be extremely tall and mighty, and there are many unfounded things, such as stuffing a wine bottle into a homeless chrysanthemum, I have never done such a thing, okay? Just stuffing shards of wine bottle glass into the chrysanthemum of the person who called me a yellow-skinned monkey.

I was a maid in Joestar’s family, and I had a great time. I still had my own room. I said I was a maid, but I was actually a half-adopted daughter. The little maids in the family liked listening to my stories, especially how I rescued From the children, people from several families came to thank me one after another, and I also killed Old Johnny, a black street scourge.

Yes, I became a hero!

Except for one person.

His name is Dio.

He is a little devil who hangs so high that he is very annoying, and he is always seen bullying Jonathan.

One day, Dior sneaked into Jonathan's room, took away the pocket watch his mother left him, and said "we are not brothers, can't we share!" The brat who raised his fist and thought about "becoming a gentleman like Dad!" has no idea how to deal with this kind of abuse.

So I came to my aid, went over and grabbed Dio by the shoulders and pushed him to the ground in one fell swoop, then picked up the pocket watch that had fallen on the floor.

"Since it fell on the ground, it belongs to nature. Whoops, I picked it up accidentally, so I decided to give it to Jonathan." Jonathan looked at me gratefully.

The blond little devil who fell on the ground stood up, but I saw your resentful expression.

"Hmph, you're just a servant. Don't dictate your master's affairs. Don't think that you are very powerful because the guys outside support you."

"Oh, you are the Dior who was abandoned, how does it feel to be abandoned by a follower, isn't it great?"

Then he turned his face aside, pretending to be calm again: "That's better than a yellow monkey that doesn't know where it came from."

Hearing this, Jonathan said excitedly: "Dior! Take back what you just said, you are not a gentleman at all!" I gave Jonathan a gesture to make him quiet, walked up to the blond boy with a smile, and spit on his face , raised his middle finger with veins all over his face: "Your mother's yin is exploding, is my mother's phlegm delicious?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" He let out a loud growl, and wanted to pinch me. I first grabbed his face and hair, and he grabbed my clothes collar and hair. At the stairway, Jonathan persuaded each other, "Don't fight!" But no one listened to him.

"You have eaten not only other people's smears but also men's OO!!" I began to spread rumors and attack.

"You dirty woman!! You are talking nonsense! Go to hell!" He pulled my hair hard, and I started to pinch his face hard.

Then one foot was unsteady, and the two of us hugged and rolled down the stairs, but this couldn't stop the tearing heart, and the two of us started rolling and tearing on the floor of the hall.

"You have been licked by countless dirty uncles!"

"You are talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense!! Shut up! I will tear your mouth apart!"

Then Ser Joestar came and stopped the brawl.

Smelly brat, it’s not that I can’t beat you, if I’m serious, you might die with one punch (smile).

Since then, Jonathan has unilaterally become good friends with me. I was not punished, but was taught by Jazz to love each other. He asked Dior and I to shake hands in front of him and make peace. I pretended to be very dressed With a happy look, he hugged Dio who was full of dissatisfaction, and pinched the flesh on his waist with his nails by the way.

He must hate me to death and will definitely take revenge on me.

The uncle housekeeper told me that although fighting is not good, sometimes it is feasible to target certain people.

Then every time Jonathan went out to play, he called me. He and Elena were really super boring, and you two love each other. As a light bulb, do you think I am very happy!But the bread Elena brought was super delicious. She said it was made by her mother, and no matter what I said, she had a pure face. The pure blonde girl is really a beautiful existence, and Jonathan, super hearty This guy looks so similar to Jotaro but is so hearty and super disobedient. I told him more than once that in the future his great-grandson will be a delinquent boy who likes to eat bully meals and beat women (me), but he Put on a very sympathetic expression: "Sure enough, you have some mental problems, but you will always be the most powerful in my heart and Elena's!"

Forget it, I'm tired... When can I go back, after the metamorphosis calculation is over, it's a variety show, I don't get any benefits!

Then within a few days, Dior made trouble.

At dusk, I wanted to stay with Elena for a while longer, and then I saw that guy Dior with his two followers. Do you think this guy will have followers under my halo?Then he walked up to me and taunted us both.

Then he...kissed me....

And said very proudly: "Your first kiss wasn't your future husband's, it was my Dior's!!"

Is this mentally handicapped? My God, I can’t bear to look directly at him. His followers are loudly praising Dior’s admiration from behind. It’s so embarrassing, like dancing......

"Beep! Are you okay! You boys are really too much!" Elena saw that I was silent for a long time, thinking that I was hit, and helped me out.

"Hmph, no matter how powerful she is, she is still a woman after all!"

"that......"

"Huh? Bendio won't be responsible!" The brat looked at me proudly with his arms folded.

And his two attendants climaxed at the back, "Dior is so handsome!! He said such a thing!"

I stretched out a hand and patted him on the shoulder: "You don't think you can hit me with a kiss, do you... don't you, really? I didn't expect that evil such as you is also a pure young man ah......."

Dio was stunned for a moment, and then regained his complacent expression: "Look, this woman is knocked out of her mind!"

Help.....I want to laugh....No, I have to hold back...

"Eileen, go home first, poof, I'm fine, hehe," no!hold back!You are going to laugh!Turning to look at Dior's two attendants, he said, "You guys go home too, it's not too late, I'm going home with Dior."

The two children didn't want to leave, Dior probably wanted to see what I was going to do, so he said confidently: "Go back, it seems that she has fallen in love with me."

WTF, stop it, it's embarrassing!

Elena was worried about me, and turned around every step of the way. I shook my hand at her: "It's okay, it's okay, go home quickly."

Then it was just me and Dior.

I grabbed his hand and pulled him into the woods, where I found the cane.

"Are you going to fight with me again! Huh, it's too late, your reputation in this area will be rotten by tomorrow morning! Everyone will know that your first kiss belonged to me, DIO!"

"Huh? Fighting? No, I'm showing you the world of adults who make a man lose face."

"what!?"

It was getting late when we got back to the Joestar house, Dior ran back upstairs and shut himself in the house, I tidied up and followed the little maids to clean the room, and then Jonathan knocked on the door of my room at night , he asked me what happened with Dio and why his brother was acting weird.

"You are stupid! He always bullies you and you still treat him as a brother?! It's nothing, he just came to find trouble during the time I stayed with Elena, and kissed me on the mouth in front of his little brother."

"... WHAT!!! It's unforgivable!!! Despicable!"

I rubbed it, the boy's hair was all blown up, what's there to be angry about! ?I want to laugh when I think of Dior's embarrassing look in the afternoon.

"It's okay, I don't care at all, isn't it just a kiss," If he knows what happened after I brought Dior into the grove, he won't be able to go to heaven?

"How can it be okay! Isn't a girl's first kiss very precious! And it's still in front of so many people on the road! I'm going to find Dior now!"

"No, no, no! He probably isn't very comfortable now, oh, just leave it alone."

Then that Jonathan guy started crying and I was like, is this okay to see? !Quickly pulled him into the room, took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears: "Why are you crying, what's there to cry about?"

"I'm really too weak! I can't even protect my friends. Before it was Danny, now it's you!"

Didn't I just get kissed!And I used my fingers to develop the prostate orgasm in the ass of Dior in the grove. Wouldn't it be better for me to know his weakness?

Forget it, don't tell him, Jonathan won't understand even if he knows...

After being comforted by me, he went back to his room. He was so tired. I don't know what happened to that kid Dior. What if he planned to kill me in the room, no, no, I have to go and see.

Thinking of this, I climbed out of the window and went to Dior's room in the dark. I saw a person curled up on the huge bed, covered with a quilt. I walked over on tiptoe. He turned around suddenly and saw that it was me. He cried even more. That's amazing, what's there to cry about!Are you upset!The one who suffers is me, okay!This is the first time for me to develop a prostate orgasm for someone else, and I didn't experience it at all!

"Now you see it! I look like this, you can get out!" The person on the bed sat up with tears on his face: "You despicable, shameless and obscene fool!"

The way he swears is really embarrassing.

I went to help him by the shoulder and asked: "What's the matter? Do you have pain there? It was in the woods, and it was the first time for you. The pain is inevitable. Didn't you look very happy at that time, and your face was flushed?" Tell me that I wish I could /cum/, why is it like this now, take off your pants and let me see."

"Don't touch me! Get out!" I covered his mouth with my hand, and he bit me hard, the pain made me withdraw my hand immediately.

It’s okay, no matter what the prey is, if you do it a few more times, there will always be a time when you can taste the marrow, and then he will listen to me and stop making trouble for me. He will do whatever I ask him to do, and then leave here and return to my original place. Happy world! ,

Thinking of this, I started to move, saw a plate of cream cake on the bedside table, thought of something, picked it up and said happily: "Let's do it again, you will feel better with this, I will buy some fake XX someday, How big do you like?" I got serious, Dior is not my opponent at all, unlike the two of us who fought each other before, this time I am serious, I have to take this risk while calculating others, the boy is under me Struggling, I wrapped him in a quilt, tore his pants, tied his hands with his belt and hung them on the bed, picked up the necklace he put on the bed and tied it around his mouth like a gag , and then raised his legs to look there, it was indeed a bit red and swollen, took the cream cake to spread there, then put his fingers in, and asked him: "How do you feel?"

"Woooooo!"

"Oh yes, I forgot you can't talk, so go ahead, what do you think of that crutch? Try it."

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