[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

That guy Dior has a grudge against me. His one-sided hatred for me has reached the point where no one can mediate it. I don’t know what kind of tricks he played. On Lina, that despicable guy repeated his old tricks, spreading rumors with his little brother, saying that Elena had an improper relationship with a certain boy, and the Elena family had to move out of here, I knew he would definitely To make trouble, I didn't expect to do it like this, now it's all right, Jonathan will no longer help us to persuade the two of us to fight, but join my camp to beat him together.

Then Dior started to play dirty with me, of course he is usually very insidious, but the mixed doubles against him with me and Jonathan made him learn to be good, here he acted like a good baby, etiquette Both learning and learning are perfect, but Jonathan is not good. Except for his one-sided character, learning etiquette is no match for Dior, especially the stupid son of the landlord's family. Every time I ask him to serve as Dior If he stumbles, he will say: "No! This is not what a gentleman should do!"

Also, at night, I brought the "Purple Passion" I bought from the black street to Dior's bedroom. Is it normal, you are still beautiful today," what the fuck, that's it, his character set is completely broken, okay?He must have a conspiracy!

Then the system came over and told me that the TV station blocked the program, and the good inspirational drama became 18X.

[This is good... We lost a lot of money, if it doesn't work, you just collapse and mix everything into a pornographic film. Forget it, this can be sold to small companies, some nerds just like it Strong taste. 】

What do you mean!What does it mean that the show is blocked! ?Then when can I go back, I can go back now, let me go back quickly!I miss my big brother Jotaro so much!

[...that...actually...not enough...]

What!Not yet, believe it or not, I made a fuss! ?I'm really going to make a fuss!Do you want another Czech Ripper to appear in this London? I will not open other people's chests, but I will open other people's chrysanthemums and intestines!I can really do it!

【calm!You have to calm down! 】

How do you want me to calm down!What kind of metamorphosis scheme did you do inexplicably? You can’t undo the bondage that woman Kaguya Hime put on me. What kind of TV show did Qianyankai put on? I did this for the ratings, you know? Ignorant children, let me tell you, the audience just likes to watch these, the more pornographic the better, now, I want to go home.

[Well, let me tell you the truth, in fact, it was the Women's Rights Association and the Children's Protection Association who tore it up, because you, the Children's Protection Association thought you were a perverted fetish/pedophile, and wanted to send you to prison, and the Women's Rights Association thought you were Women in the new era have sex from the heart and are free. Although there are mistakes, it is cool. The dispute is too serious. Yesterday, the two camps confronted each other on the street, and then smashed and smashed the TV station. 】

Why do I feel that the world on your side is more lively than mine... and then, what does it have to do with me...

[Then we found out that the leader of the Women's Rights Association is a member of the raiders, you know Aoi Nakamura who went to your place for vacation before, and because of her we caught a series of rebel raiders who were with her, they......】

Wait, wait, why didn't I understand, Nakamura Aoi is a raider, right? How did she get to your world?

[I don’t know, how can a small character like me know something deeper? Anyway, she’s been taken away now, and the strategy team is on a collective holiday. A dozen people, except you, have participated in this planning. The boss was very angry. He and another adult contacted the high-level figures in your world on the phone, hoping to protect you...]

I was lying on the bed thinking about what the system said to me, what happened to Aoi Nakamura?She wanted to beat herself up but went in and got everyone else involved. What was she doing? At that time, she didn't seem like the kind of person who would do such a thing?Is this actually a signal?

[I didn't expect you to provoke Dior, the ultimate boss. Let me tell you, you were poisoned by him, just like his father was poisoned, and he will kill you after you accidentally... .】

What!Isn't this guy what you love and what I want!

【Hello!Obviously you were the one who turned him into the woods... Wait... Something is wrong here... Run!run! !run! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

There was a scream from the system, and then I was hit by something. I hit the wall and the glass flew out of the room and fell into the garden of Joestar Castle. The glass shattered and I fell to the ground On the first day, the whole person was in a daze, and then I felt a huge pain. My stomach was pierced by something, and a large piece of glass was inserted/inserted into my neck. What's going on? !I summoned the double, and the servants in the castle ran towards me when they heard the noise. I couldn’t move at all, but I could feel that there was another person pinching the double’s neck, making me feel suffocated. He also began to bleed, and it became difficult to breathe. Before he passed out, he only heard a man saying: "Damn the bedbugs like scum."

I fucked you and provoked you, big brother, who are you! ?

Until my eyes fell into darkness.

How did it hit me, and who was that person?

When I woke up again, I was awakened by pain.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a modern ward. I was the only one in the room. Am I back?No, I'm still alive?I was stabbed twice by that unknown little bastard, will I survive?Hahaha!

Then I called the system, but no one answered me.

I feel that this is definitely the prelude to something big. I got up and touched my stomach that was still hurting. I opened the hospital gown and looked at it. There was a huge red tattoo-like eye on my stomach, which seemed to be tattooed just now. Blood flowed from the stomach... It looks familiar, like the monster that Kaguya Hime summoned back then.

So Kaguya Hime saved me... My mood is very complicated, if we meet again, please stop scolding her in your heart.

Thinking of the man before the coma, I will definitely not let it go like this, but what should I do now, there is no movement in the system, there must be something wrong there, but why did you come to kill me and have revenge on me?

At this time, the door of the ward was pushed open, and it was Jun Ma Lu who hadn't seen him for a long time.

"Beep!"

What the hell is Hokage coming again? !No, didn't you go back? !Nima, could it be Konoha here, what should I do!Jun Malu looks taller and so handsome? !I'll go, the tender and beautiful boy is my dish, Dior or something can go to hell.

But I pretended to be calm and said: "Why are you, you have grown taller, we haven't seen each other for several years?"

He wanted to answer me, but a bunch of ninjas appeared behind him. If he didn't know him, they must be cannon fodder. He came up and questioned me a bunch.

I stretched out my hand to signal that I could stop: "Well, it's okay to tell you, in fact, I went to another world, and then it should be a huge conspiracy or something. I was hunted down, and the person who has been guiding me is now unknown. Almost died, I have no interest in your village at all, why do I always feel that I am triumphantly returning to a village, what is so good about a village? Be the village chief." I want to continue, Jun Malu Come over and cover my mouth, I saw the group of ninjas trembling with anger when I opened their mouths and shut their mouths. Ye used to shut me down and turned Junmalu against me. I was very angry. I was so angry that I was about to explode. I wanted to make a big news: "You are the leader, call here, and the old man in Danzang is also here. Well, now Hokage is still that cow girl, call me, call me, I want to tell you a shocking secret."

Then I saw Danzo again.

The elders are as annoying as ever, especially Shimura Danzo, he seems to hold grudges very much, he wants me to die, and if I don’t die, I will be locked up. The Fifth Hokage Senju Tsunade is listening, I really miss the Third Hokage, At that time, I was reprimanded by the elders for speaking for him.

"I haven't seen you for so long, why are you still alive?" I decided to make trouble.

"It's vulgar, lock it up," Zhuan Sleeping Xiaochun said.

"She killed many of our ninjas before, but she didn't have Chakra on her body, which is suspicious!" Danzo said that I had killed many Konoha ninjas when I escaped, and said that I came to the Land of Fire without any trace. Possibly a foreign spy.

I straightened my clothes, turned my face to the sky, and pointed my nostrils at those people: "Danzo Shimura has a bunch of Uchiha Sharingan on his body, if you don't believe me, just open his sleeves and look, he even forced Uchiha to death Shisui, let Uchiha Itachi go to be a double agent! Bastards, grandma, can you mess with the grandchildren? I haven’t wiped the shit on my butt, but I’m an insignificant person. This time is not as good as building a harmonious society, the village is still the same village, hurting each other, bah bah bah."

"You are not allowed to insult Konoha!" Senju Tsunade who was sitting on the side said at this time: "Then let's talk about this brat, such as the matter of Shimura Elder Uchiha's eyes."

The old man stood up, pointed at me and yelled, "She's talking nonsense! This person has never been mentally normal before!"

"Let your mother go!" I broke free from the chains that the ninja was binding me, summoned a double and smashed all the weapons around me, and ran to the elders' bench in a few strides, and I used the double to make their ninjas come to stop me. The bones became shattered, the old man Danzo Shimura was entangled by me with a substitute, I took his bandage-wrapped hand and tore off the bandage, revealing countless red eyes.

Then I was released. I don't know how to solve this matter afterward. Anyway, I was released, but someone still looked at me. It was Kimaro. This is Hokage-sama's decision.

He took me to eat Ichiraku Ramen, and met the protagonist Uzumaki Naruto, he greeted Junmaro happily, and when he saw me, he seemed to be facing a big enemy: "It's you! Why are you in Konoha!"

Then I told the protagonist Naruto about my experience.

"How is this possible? Your brain problem is more serious. Forget it, I'll eat ramen. You should stop bullying Junmaro, otherwise Sakura and the girls will beat you up."

I turned around and asked Jun Ma Lu: "How have you been these past few years? It wasn't a big problem when I stabbed you, did you have a partner?"

He doesn't speak.

Naruto said at the side: "You really hate it! Do you know that when Sasuke defected, you made such a big thing in Konoha, how hard Kimomaro lived because of you, and that part At that time, his hematopathy was very serious, if Granny Tsunade hadn't returned, he would really die and say, I don't understand why he likes you so much..."

"Naruto... that's enough," Kimaro finally spoke.

"What are you doing! Make it look like I'm a bad person! It's all your fault!" I wanted to argue with Naruto, but I couldn't explain it to this super big-mouthed cannon, tears streaming down my face: "It's your fault!"

Jun Ma Lu stretched out his hand to wipe my tears, and said softly, "Don't cry, it's not your fault."

I stopped crying instantly, stroked Jun Malu's beautiful face with both hands, and asked him affectionately: "I used to say that I never want to see your face again because I was angry, please forgive me, the person I love the most is you. "

"Me...me too..." The face of the boy opposite was no longer serious, but turned red instead.

"I really love you very much," I repeated the words of love again: "Your body, your soul, skin and joyful trembling are all mine, right?"

Jun Malu blushed and covered my mouth with his hands: "I know, don't say any more..."

Naruto on the side looked at us while eating ramen and said, "What are you doing, you two, you are so disgusting."

I turned around and asked him: "Naruto, you are Jiraiya's disciple, so where is Konoha's adult goods store?"

Naruto and Junmaro looked at me suspiciously.

I went on to say, "I want to buy some 'Purple Passion' to play with Kimaro."

The author has something to say: The heroine started the journey of being hunted down, but this is not the end

Why do I feel that my heroine is more and more like a pedophile... all I like are young and beautiful boys, it’s hopeless, it’s really hopeless