[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

The daimyo felt like he had been slapped with chicken blood. He insisted on cooperating with other countries to hold the No. [-] concert in the world. After I told the daimyos of my plan to other countries, the group of nobles slapped their thighs and said, "Second! Solve the trouble and talk to me. Entertainment in one!" Then began to select ninjas and civilians who could participate in the competition, and there would be correspondence from time to time, probably to show off, "The ninjas in our country of wind are the best!" "The ninjas in our country of water are the best looking" such content.

The Fire Nation daimyo sneered, naive, so naive!Obviously, Konoha, the land of fire, is the most handsome ninja!Take a look at Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma. It would be great if the person who came to him a while ago was not the person himself but really looked like him. If you give some money, you can experience the pleasure of playing with a great man.

Uncle, your thinking is very dangerous!

My name is, I tried to find a few good-looking ninjas. The Nation of Fire must not lose to others on this point.

"If you win, I will reluctantly give you my three-meter-long shit!"

"Ghosts will want it!" At this moment, I suddenly thought of Akatsuki's group of people, a group of rebellious, non-mainstream dressed and nail polish, especially that Uchiha Itachi would be stunning without the two stripes on his face Beauty!

When Jun Ma Lu heard that I wanted to find someone from Akatsuki to form a band, he was very opposed: "Those people are very dangerous, and I can do this kind of thing, why don't you let me help you with anything?"

I patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "No, no, no, you will disillusion me if you do that kind of thing, just be my little secretary quietly."

After this event was released, ninja villages and civilians from all over the world were greatly moved by it. The daimyos jointly organized the event, but ninjas can still participate and be on TV. The world is about to change.

The people in other ninja villages are miserable because of the Nazi baby. All the male ninjas are pregnant, so how can they still have the mind to participate in the event? Then the daimyo issued another statement: This is an expert who wants to deal with that The way to group monster babies.

I sent Xiao an invitation letter, hoping to join my band, and the reward was two boxes of gold.

Obito Uchiha didn’t know when he returned to Akatsuki, now he took off his mask and admitted his identity as an otaku at the base, waiting to die, Didara got the letter and opened it to read the exclamation that attracted the other members Come here, everyone read the letter together, Obito snatched it up without saying a word and tore up the letter. As the boss of the organization, he announced that he would never participate. That woman can die. Kakuto heard, two boxes of gold? !Not doing this is simply not his style in Jiaodu, leaving the other members of Akatsuki to come to Daming City and want to join the band.

Scorpion felt that it didn't matter, and it had nothing to do with him. Even if the body of a puppet was parasitized by a baby, he wouldn't get pregnant. Didara had the same idea as Scorpion, and he didn't like that white-haired woman very much. Since Scorpion didn't want to go Then don't go by yourself.

Let alone Hidan and Uchiha Itachi, they pretended not to hear them.

Uchiha Obito is very satisfied with this result, yes, that’s it, don’t have any entanglement with that woman, Kakashi, that trash, often writes to himself after that, probably meaning that you are my hero , Looking back, I can always see me like this. Obito has never replied to him. Anyway, he already wants to die. No matter how much information is left in this world, it is false.

I met Kakuto, and saw that he was the only one coming. He said that other people are not interested in such important things as money, but he likes it very much. If you need help, just ask.

I was very satisfied with his rhetoric and gave him a box of gold as a deposit and taught Kakudo a task to write down the personal information of everyone in Akatsuki, and then put it in the column of black market homosexual dating, and by the way, put Akatsuki's Write out your email address.

Then I made him look like Obito Uchiha and I took a lot of photos of him.

Jun Ma Lu stopped me, feeling that this kind of behavior is very bad, since Uchiha Obito doesn't know how to flatter me, it's fine to change someone, such as him.

"What do you know, Obito Uchiha's torn beauty is the most suitable for death heavy metal! I even wrote the lyrics, and if he doesn't give me face, I will force him to come here even if I force him, no matter what method I use. It doesn't matter! Kokuto, send these to your base, let's take some more extreme ones, can you change your shape, take off your pants, and become him like him, can you hold yourself?" After finishing speaking I gave Kakuzu another two pieces of gold.

"Okay, it's much easier than killing people, hahaha."

Jun Ma Lu looked at the two people who were completely immersed in their own world, and he felt very heavy. He didn't want to look at other men with too much emotion and sight. If Uchiha Obito was obedient, this situation would not appear. something happened.

Kimaro picked up a photo and decided to go find Kakashi.

On the other hand, Akatsuki received hundreds of letters in a day, all of which were courtship/love, and also addressed to Nagato, probably: I don't mind if you have loved other men, I will use my body to let you You came out of the shadows.

Nagato's already weak body became even weaker, Xiaonan was so angry that Didara wanted to blow up this dou/□□friends' clubhouse, a group of older men gave him girls' clothes and some snacks and drinks, I also sent some dirty/dirty photos and the room card of the hotel I don’t know where to name it as a gift to Didara, disgusting and obscene!

But Scorpion was given a lot of /charged/qi/babies/babies, all of which were children's money, and the letters sent to him were all the kind of things for lovers of/children/crazy lovers.

Uchiha Itachi got a lot of cosmetics, and a few imitation/real/toy/tools, the kind of intelligent male flying/machine/cup and imitation/real/toy/tools that make the sound of "brother".

Hiduan is just a bunch of unspeakable /S/M/ toys.

This is going to turn the sky upside down!

Then everyone found two mails without any gifts but with thick, thick letters.

It was designated for Obito Uchiha. Didara opened it curiously, and one of the letters was signed by Kakashi Hatake, which wrote his thoughts on Obito, and said what he was doing every day , I hope Obito can go on with hope every day and work hard with myself.

"This Kakashi doesn't like men, does he? It's too nasty!" Deidara put down this and opened another email.

What was inside surprised him!What the fuck is this!It caused a huge impact on my young heart!Are these /obscene/obscene/photos! ?Why would A Fei make the action of / breaking / opening his / thigh /!Hooligan this is...!

When Obito came out of his room, he found that everyone looked at him strangely, looking left and right, Nagato and Xiaonan pretended to be dead, and others looked at the sky, so he decided to ask Didara.

"You, how can you take that kind of photo, um," the blond boy scolded himself with a flushed face, "It's shameless! Hmm."

Uchiha Obito looked at the photo pressed by the paper, then froze, the air was quiet for three seconds.

Looking back, the other guys' eyes were blurred, but they just didn't look at their own eyes.

Furious, "It's not me! It must be a transformation technique! How could I do such a thing! I know it must be that woman! I'm going to kill her!" Obito let out a terrifying roar, unleashing Kamui to kill.

Hatake Kakashi, since returning to Konoha, reported to Lord Five Hokage about his anecdote some time ago, and said that his former teammate Uchiha Obito is not dead, and he seems to have accidentally saved the world , Five generations of Hokage Tsunade thinks that he needs to be quiet. Recently, he is almost busy cleaning up Konoha, and those people in the Presbyterian Church. After Danzo died, he insisted on issuing a warrant for the white-haired girl named Bee. It is really annoying !

"Kakashi, you can figure it out yourself," Tsunade ordered, and just like that, Kakashi began to write letters to Obito every day.

Only after chasing Obito that day did I know that Obito has been in Akatsuki all these years, and he seems to be Akatsuki's boss, but Obito is not happy, but now he still wants to die. Obito saved everyone that day The figure is exactly the same as him when he was a child, and he is still the hero in his mind.

Every day with a flushed face, the student thought he was in love, how could it be possible, it was just a long time lost friend who finally returned to this world, and felt that everything ahead was full of hope.

Then Junmalu found him, and showed him a picture of a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

"This is!? What's wrong with Obito!"

"Actually, it's like this. You know that the daimyos of various countries want to hold the No. [-] concert in the world recently. Bee wants to hold a death heavy metal, but insists on Uchiha Obito to join her, using very bad means, that's it. …”

Has Obito been forced? ?

"So I hope you can persuade Obitu, don't let him get into the horns, he wants to die recently, it has nothing to do with me, but I don't want Bee's eyes to wander too much on other men, you know That's right," Jun Malu launched a big rumor-making technique, "He likes Obito's body, and decided to do something bad to him, you know, the kind that treats people like chairs and sits on him Performance," an old fritter like Kakashi would get confused when he encountered Obito, and what Kimaro said was true, he didn't think about it at all, he got up and applied for Konoha.

Jun Ma Lu showed a planned expression.

I was very happy in Daimyofu. Obito Uchiha hasn’t come for such a long time. I thought he really wanted to die and even ignored his external image. What should I do? Could it be that Kakashi threatened him by filming?

Finally, Uchiha Obito launched Kamui and came to my side, I hurriedly gave a gold bar to the corner beside me: "Don't let him approach me."

Obito also saw Kakuzu and shouted, "Did you betray Akatsuki!?"

Jiao Du smiled slightly: "It's just to earn some pocket money. The money I've earned in a few days here is more than the money I've earned working in Xiao for ten years. Anyone who doesn't earn is stupid."

Obito who was indirectly called stupid.

I got up from my seat and asked the servants to push the collection that the daimyo gave me in a cart, and then motioned for them to go down, "You know this stuff, it's something pulled from the daimyo's chrysanthemum, we tested it and found As long as it is there, the ninjas around won't be able to use Chakra, so why don't you try using Kamui now?"

Obito didn’t want to use Chakra anymore. With MAX anger, he rushed over to beat me up. He moved very fast, and his fist was facing my face. At this time, Kakuzu’s role came out, although he couldn’t use Chakra. , I still have the strength to receive Obito's punch, and Obito is like crazy, punching me wildly, saying, "Why are you doing this!! I'm going to kill you!"

I dodged and said, "Then you join my band! Look how horny you are in the picture! If you want, I'll fuck you!"

In fact, the one in the photo is Jiaodu. I feel a little embarrassed to hear this sentence.

Obito felt that he had been humiliated and humiliated, so he said to me: "I don't want to live anymore anyway! Today I will die with you!" With all his strength, he ran over and grabbed me with his left hand and grabbed my neck with his right hand. a mouth.

"You f*ck! Jiaodu, you're nothing! If you don't do a good job, you'll be fined!" This mouth was so ruthless that blood came out from the corner of my mouth. I summoned a stand-in and punched him as soon as I got up. But his hand still held my neck tightly. I punched him and he slapped me. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and kicked his crotch. Unexpectedly, this big brother didn't respond!He also persisted in grabbing me and beating me. How can this always be slapped in the face? The attack was changed to defense, and he firmly protected his face.

Obito felt that it was inconvenient to fight like this. I turned my head to destroy the ghost thing that made me unable to use Chakra. /Peach.

He finally suffered from pain, grabbed his lower body and yelled ferociously: "It's really despicable! Bitch/woman!"

"Why does it hurt now that I kicked you so many times?"

Then I saw the blood on my hand, and I accidentally hit it hard, so I quickly argued, "This, it's not my fault! It's all your fault for resisting me!"

"Kill you! Kill you!"

"It's not good to fight and kill, join my band, for world peace! The money you earn can give you a new yellow/gold/egg/egg, and you won't be caught bleeding again!"

"Go to hell, trash!" Obito, who stood up strong after being monkey/zi/stolen/peach, still didn't give up attacking me, at this time Kakuto appeared and took out an iron chain to tie him up.

"Oh, I need some warm-up time without Chakra," Kakuzu joked while tying up Obito.

"You fucking did it on purpose, didn't you? You wouldn't say that taking photos is fun, but you really mind it!? I was slapped by someone and you were slapped by him, you enjoyed watching it!"

Jiaodu laughed at my rhetoric, I gritted my teeth angrily, I gave so much money to work and mixed it up, bah!

I wrote a contract and asked Obito to sign it and put my thumbprint on it. He refused to sign it, so I pressed his hand with all my strength and signed it. Anyway, there is no Chakra, and everyone is an ordinary person.

"Why are you screaming, now I want to videotape you, you look at the camera and read to me according to what I wrote to you, or I will /naked/photo/send it to the TV station, this time there will be no need for transfiguration Now, you are a big piece of rubbish that is useless to society and has a very failed life, try your best to shine and glow before you die, do you hear me?" I took off Obito Uchiha's pants tied to the stool and took revenge on him and gave him a Slap in the face, "Do you hear me, do you want Kakashi to see you like this? Don't want to, so just join my band obediently." Two cameras were placed in front of him, one to record commercials and the other to take pictures. I covered my mouth with tape, and when I heard my words, tears flowed from my eyes, like a female high school student who was raped/forced/aided/sexed/school violence.

"Why are you crying! Get the camera ready, we are going to record an advertisement, and you have to tell me the information later, I don't ask much, get me that Uchiha Itachi! Then use Uchiha Itachi to get Uchiha Bozuo came here, I want to form the Uchiha team! The final champion must be me! I am No.1!!" At this time, I seemed to have completely forgotten that my original intention was to eliminate Na/ Pure baby, it's so cool to be a person with fame and money, isn't it?

Hei never knew when he came over, and asked me, "Auntie, when will I be able to revive my mother?"

"I'm so busy that I don't have time now! I will definitely do it before the concert! Don't rush me!" I said as I handed the finished manuscript to Obito: "Come on, just read it."

A strange ad appeared today in the Kingdom of Fire. It is about the talent team of the No. [-] concert in the world. They have found the lead singer, who is a man with scars on half of his face. Whoever enters the venue will not need to use chakra, in case individual ninjas launch large-scale destructive ninjutsu.

The man in the video cried while saying: "Ga... Jiaru us..." A woman's voice suddenly came from the background: "The voice is too low, didn't you eat!?" The man cried and said Say the ad again.

"No matter which family or country, we are all one family now! Wearefamily!"

After Hatake Kakashi saw the advertisement, he felt that the pace of his investigation should be accelerated.

Disciple Uzumaki Naruto saw that Kakashi was out of his mind. Kakashi said that his best friend was taken away to do bad things, so he must find a way to rescue him.

Naruto Uzumaki was excited when he heard it. Of course, Mr. Kakashi's good friend, as a student himself, is obliged to help!This reminded him of Sasuke Uchiha, who made him think about it day and night. What is Sasuke doing now?

Jun Ma Luti suggested: "If you want to rescue someone, the best way is to negotiate. Beep is now in a state of madness because of the concert. If you are qualified and willing to join her band, she should Obito Uchiha will be released."

When Naruto heard that the enemy was that beep, he yelled: "What! It's that woman. Konoha ran away because she was submerged. I thought where did she go, Mr. Kakashi, that woman It’s easy to talk! The day Konoha was submerged, Bee went to deal with that monster for the safety of other ninjas! She is definitely a good person!”

When Kakashi heard it, if Naruto felt that way, then he still had a glimmer of hope. With that photo in his arms, wasn't Obito forced?

On the side of the Xiao organization, seeing his boss on the TV with snot and tears, and a group of perverted homosexuals mailing letters to the base mailbox, and some secretly looking for it, look at his boss again.

How things are getting weirder these days.

On this day, Uchiha Itachi received an email from the Daming House of the Fire Country, saying that he has decided to help Uchiha Itachi communicate with Konoha, and there is no need for any compensation, just to join our band.

That's right, this letter was written by Bie.

Then shortly after, another news came out on TV: Shock!The former traitor Uchiha Itachi left Konoha because of this!

This news caused quite a stir, telling about the love in Uchiha's heart, everyone expressed sympathy for Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha's people are so handsome, we chose to forgive them, hoping that he can return to Konoha and reconcile with his brother.

Itachi Uchiha was completely confused. Since the news came out, people would always recognize him when he went on a mission. The hated rebellion suddenly became everyone's favorite object, and he secretly heard that someone gave him Formed a fan club, and the old lady in the izakaya would hold her hand and say things like "what a handsome boy".

No matter what, I still feel warm in my heart. Does this mean that I can go back to Konoha? If Sasuke is here, will Sasuke forgive me? Do I still have the right to ask Sasuke for forgiveness.

After a few days of silence, another news came out from the TV station of the Land of Fire: Shocked!This is the reason why Akatsuki led Uzumaki Nagato to retaliate against the society!

This news means that Nagato’s former companion died because of Konoha’s Shimura Danzo, and he has hated Konoha since then. It also talked about the love triangle between Nagato Konan and Yahiko. The three people love each other, less A person's world will never be complete again. PS is marked on the back. Danzo was killed by a woman named Bie. Thousands of girls were moved and cried bitterly. They thought it was a good ending. I hope Nagato and Xiaonan can live a good life .

Nagato suddenly received a lot of blessing letters from women, hoping that he can cherish Xiaonan.

Knowing that Shimura Danzo is dead, the happy Nagato can't wait to go out and set off firecrackers now. This old man has committed too many crimes. Look how pitiful Uchiha Itachi is. Since he loves his brother so much, let him go.

Then Itachi Uchiha packed his luggage and left Akatsuki in a daze.

Sasuke Uchiha heard the news about Itachi Uchiha, and couldn't sit still to look for Itachi. Along the way, he found out that Itachi Uchiha had gone to the Daimyo Prefecture of the Fire Country, which made Konoha's Uzumaki Naruto find his trace, just in time Hatake Kakashi is going to go out of the village to meet with the daimyo to talk about the news about Konoha. It would be nice to meet Sasuke on the way. It turns out that Sasuke has a past like this, and his friend is really incompetent. What is it? Friends, when you see Sasuke this time, you must tell him everything in your heart!

Anyway, except Hatake Kakashi, no one seriously thought about finding Uchiha Obito.

How pitiful, Obito-kun!

Daming Prefecture

"What kind of lyrics did you write! What world peace! What the hell is world peace? If only the world were peaceful, please remove the word world peace in this sentence, and the world peace will only be /lower/half/body." I asked Uchiha Obito to use the negative energy in my heart to write lyrics, and I wanted to mix them with the lyrics I wrote, but what the hell did he write, he is so tall and fierce, so he is still a female high school student Hey!

"I think world peace is good..."

I knocked his pen away, "What a P! Delete the sentence at the beginning that I am trash, and change it to the child I want/force X!"

"This... How can you say such things in public!"

"Don't you want to redeem your sins? Don't you want to contribute to the world? If it becomes popular and you have a sponsor, you can use all the money to build an orphanage, so that the group of children who lost their parents due to the war can have a home. Isn't that Is Obito your current goal?" That's right, Obito Uchiha was fighting with me before, in order to let him work for me with peace of mind, I tore off those penis (except for the mouth/big eagle), and Tell him: "Your dream is not over yet. The first dream is held tightly in your hands. Love is just one word. I will only say it once. Look at the sins you have done. Do you think Kakashi will really forgive you?" You, now that he writes to you every day without knowing what it is, you have caused enough pain to him and the world, give those homeless children a warm home! "Zui Dun has tried and tested repeatedly.

But Obito Uchiha is stupid, just eat this, hehe.

Then I pushed him to write the lyrics and wrote a song about world peace.

"Your sentence I love you forever has been changed for me and written, everyone is my /mother/pig/, my /old/second/punched/broken you, see what I do, write it!"

Obito Uchiha, a middle-aged man who was bullied by a 16-year-old high school girl.

The author has something to say: Recently I got stuck!pain!

The heroine is gradually going crazy.