[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

Obito Uchiha seems to be entering someone else's chrysanthemum for the first time. He is holding his nose and his face is serious. Daimyo's chrysanthemum is like a long and wide damp cave with brown decorations. Kind of small toys are abandoned here.

"Why can't you find someone else if I'm the one who came here with you!?"

"If you saved the world with me today, your favorite Kakashi will love you even more after you go out, and he will probably smile at you happily. Isn't that why you want to apply for the newspaper?"

"Shut up! I don't have the relationship with Kakashi at all! And my previous ideal has nothing to do with Kakashi."

"But Hei Jue said that you followed him for eight years and rescued him three times."

Obito Uchiha refused to reason with me.

I observed this long cave. This is a human intestine, so there is only one way, so let’s go straight. Obito and I walked through one-sixth of the large intestine, and I saw a huge machine product. It was deeply buried in the white sticky material. Obito had never seen this thing before. After looking at it for a long time, after I cleaned up those brown things, I found that it was a Nokia!Isn’t there no mobile phone in this world? Obito reached out to touch it, and accidentally touched the keypad of the mobile phone. The mobile phone started to vibrate, and the daimyo outside exclaimed: “Oh my god, it’s so cool, I want to go out for a lap!” I can also hear Uchiha Madara Angrily roaring: "Don't do such a disgusting thing in front of my eyes! Xian Er, hurry up!"

I was wondering, where did the two maids go?Could it be that they realized the true meaning of escaping from here and moved to the stomach?He told Obito his conjecture.

He said to me with the look of you fucking teasing me: "Could it be digested?"

Because the vibration of the mobile phone was too loud, I heard German from far to near, I knew what it was, and then encountered the Nazi virus, two dirty green slugs with black military caps.

Uchiha Madara said that if you don’t want to fight, you can leave it to Obito to do it. I hid behind him and shouted: "Anla Kelahu, Obito!"

"Is this thing a virus? Fire Dungeon!" Uchiha Obito's Fire Dungeon has the effect of continuous burning, and will lose blood every round, but the shuriken he throws does not deal much damage, and then I secretly took it out at the right time. Two cuts on the sword ended the battle.

A black vibrating stick fell out of the monster. This thing can be used as a weapon. The dungeon in this field has an effect bonus, which can cause nausea to the enemy.

"What's that?" Obito asked suspiciously, looking at the thing in my hand.

I was shocked: "You have lived for 30 years and haven't seen a vibrator?!"

"A vibrator?"

"It's just for you. It's much higher than the shuriken attack. Use it to fight monsters."

Obito took the weapon I gave him, and the two of us continued to move forward. The road ahead was full of golden light, leaving aside the bushes made up of white sticky matter, there was a hole in the sky, that lake shining with golden light, and in the A bird floated on the lake full of golden light.

The bird wore a crown on its head and held a scepter in its hand. When it saw the two of us, it said enthusiastically, "O brave men who have come from afar, I, Prince Sparrow, welcome you, and then... go to hell!"

It was too late and then soon, the sparrow prince spread his wings and summoned those Nazi viruses, "Everyone who comes here must taste the pain I experienced back then! Die here!"

"Obito! Attack him with a black stick!" There was an enchantment around this damn sparrow prince, and a golden light from nowhere covered his whole body. I accidentally saw the yellow lake water floating at his feet The mummy of a bird, is that Prince Sparrow, and the one in front of me is his soul?

Obito was surprised: "Ghost?"

The sparrow prince said: "Yes, I used to be the prince of the sparrow kingdom. One day when I was young, I ran out to play and met the owner of this chrysanthemum. Because of the child's curiosity, he stuffed me into his chrysanthemum. So I will hate all humans who came here and are still alive!"

"Are you a man?" I asked.

"Are you blind? How could the prince be a woman? I don't know how to fart."

Hearing these words from Prince Sparrow, I suddenly had an idea.

I turned around and said to Obito: "Turn around, don't look at me no matter what, I have a way to deal with him," and then I started to take off my pants.

"What are you doing now in battle!!" Obito yelled at me with a flushed face as he wiped out the last few Nazi viruses.

"Well, you know, men fart all kinds of farts, and women do it too, but in different positions, you won't like it, this trick is only for men, I'm doing it for your own good. "

Hearing what this woman said, Obito had an ominous premonition. Since meeting her, all his plans had been shattered into scum, and then he obediently went to face the wall. I took off all my clothes and rushed towards the sparrow naked prince.

"Are you going to dedicate yourself to me? I'm sorry I only like good-looking ones, you need to get your nose fixed, they are not tall enough, and you are not petite enough..." The woman stopped after approaching him It came down, and then only heard a 'poof', the woman grabbed a handful from her lower body, and threw it towards her face, this smell, this familiar smell, there is nothing wrong with it, there can be nothing wrong!My grandmother once demonstrated this to herself, this is!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! One day...forget it, you won, go ahead and save the world, brave...I'm going to wait here for the next living person to come."

I hurriedly shouted: "Then have you seen two maids passing by here?"

"Oh yes, because they're both good looking, I told them that if they wanted to live, they had to climb up to the stomach, which was the door in front, so that it would be possible to make this horny/slutty little bastard Vomiting and throwing people out, of course you are ninjas, is it okay to think about space-time ninjutsu? Let me tell you, I have tried this method, this cave is against time-space ninjutsu, otherwise I would have TM out .”

Obito is a ninja, and his ears are very good. He can hear the conversation between these two people clearly, no wonder he can't use his Kamui.

I turned around, put on my clothes, and wanted to tease Obito, after all, it was the first time I saw a 30-year-old great magician with a delicious body, and I called him: "Obito, come here and I'll show you something .”

He turned around and walked over with a puzzled look on his face.

"You are too tall, squat down and look."

He squatted obediently.

Then I felt a kind of gas. If I heard correctly, the voice came from the woman, and so did the gas! ! !

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" He was very worried about Obito, and felt that Daimyo's pouted butt was very disgusting, but when he heard Obito yelling, he thought he was in some danger, so he asked Obito, "Obito, are you okay?"

"Damn I quit!!! This woman farted in my face!! Come in yourself, old man! She farted on me!! My eyes! My eyes!!!"

The men who heard outside were silent, Kakashi covered his face and had no choice but to comfort: "It will be good if you succeed and come out!" Otherwise, what else can he say! ?

A man's heart-piercing screams and a girl's leading laughter came from inside.

Jun Ma Lu was very upset, he felt that after the beep came out, he should educate her on the issue of men and women, Qian Shouzhujian patted Jun Ma Lu on the shoulder comfortingly.

I was very happy watching Obito covering his face and tearing his heart, haha, then I was attracted by a door, decorated in a post-modern style, this is the door that Prince Sparrow said, then behind this It's the stomach, I want to pull the earth up from the ground, but he won't let me touch him, and he looks five steps away from me, does this have a psychological shadow? !

I pushed open the door, and what came into view was a large computer with a blackboard next to it. At this time, a large line of characters appeared on the large computer: To disarm the virus bomb, you must first solve the answer below, and then appeared I wrote down a string of numbers on the blackboard, and after looking at them carefully for a long time, I realized that this TM is an advanced number, and I don't know how to do it at all! !Not to mention Obito, I definitely won’t, there is a timer under the computer, and there are still 10 minutes left in the countdown, what should I do!

Obito and I observed the topic and decided to ask for help outside the venue.

Uchiha Madara: "What the hell, the world will be destroyed like this!"

Senshou Bashirama: "Tobima will probably know about it?"

Hatake Kakashi: "...Ninja School Mathematics doesn't seem to have this kind of problem."

Kimaro: "If the world is destroyed, I want to die by your side, beep."

Desperately looking around, Obito suddenly found something and said to me: "Time and space fluctuate."

I turned around the computer, and found something like a computer host behind the computer. Two women's calves were exposed from a certain interface, and then slowly, the legs were sucked in. We both saw, The picture on the big computer screen has changed, the snowflake screen has become high-definition, there are a group of people standing inside, and the two maids who need us to rescue are in the middle, I know these people fucking!Among them are Jotaro and Joseph!

I yelled at the screen: "Help, help, Jotaro!" The people over there seemed to be able to see me, looking at the screen, Jotaro was surprised: "It's you? Why haven't you come back?"

Obito also came over: "Is this someone you know?"

Jotaro: "Who is this?"

When I saw it, the background was a big desert! ?They left me on a trip?unforgivable!

"Are you guys going out to play! It's disgusting, Jotaro, I will fight you to the death when I go back!"

Obito next to him waved his arms: "Is it time to talk about this!! That watch doesn't have much time!"

"Then live among the chrysanthemums with Prince Sparrow."

Everyone on the other side of the screen saw the long black weapon in Obito's hand, and a bird ghost who was talking like a man and looked as tall as a man. A boy named Noriaki Kakyoin came to Cheng Taro's side. Taro whispered something in his ear.

Obito: "Who of you can solve this! No time!! Ah, there was an earthquake here, what is that! Is that shit!!? Shit fell from the sky!"

Me: "Don't come close to me! You bastard splashed all over me!! Deep closet fake straight man!"

Obito: "How many times have I told you that I don't like Kakashi! The person I hate the most is trash Kakashi!!"

The daimyo outside was shaking violently, unable to control himself at all, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, Kakashi and Kimaro pressed him, Senjujuma called Obito and Bee's name, hoping everything will be successful .

I saw that Jotaro over there began to use paper to calculate problems on the sand, surrounded by people, and a man with a hairstyle like a telephone pole greeted me, and the sparrow prince beside him insisted on me as if he had gone crazy.和带土留下来陪他，带土和那家伙大打出手，我看着承太郎解题开心了起来，虽然我家大佬喜欢以教育之名揍的我满脸冒血，但是他还是爱我的对!

Just when I was moved, a lump of white viscous liquid from the earthquake fell on my head. I danced like crazy and grabbed Obito's robe to wipe my face. Obito didn't want me to wipe his face with his clothes By the way, I also avenged him for splashing shit on me just now, and wiped it in his mouth. Prince Sparrow said that he could summon water spirits here, and then he brought stomach acid, and my shoes were corroded. Obito had no choice but to step on the shit and run to a higher place.

Suddenly, I thought of it, just now I saw the maid entering the computer host, if I also go in, will I be able to go back directly? !Just when I was thinking this way, the stomach acid spread to the main machine, sparks came out of the machine, and it exploded.

The big computer was soaked in stomach acid, and he could hold on for a while. After all, it contained a virus, and if it was removed, the death would be the death of the daimyo alone.

And Obito is agile, seeing the answer given by Jotaro, he stepped on stomach acid and wrote on the virus bomb/bomb. The earthquake stopped, but the corrosive liquid under his feet grew taller and taller, and he could no longer go back the same way. Obito Uchiha stepped on the stomach acid with my back on his back, his foot was already injured, I had an idea and told him: "Attack the stomach! Make him spit it out!"

When Obito heard what I said, he started to hit the daimyo's stomach with his fist, and I called out to the people outside: "Slap him on the back and make him vomit, we're in stomach acid, make him vomit!"

The four guys outside started trying to make the daimyo vomit and it worked so well that we were thrown out along with the food in our stomachs.

"fu*k! It's so disgusting! Ouch, there are Nazi babies after that, and I feel like dying," after I finished speaking, I sprinkled magic fairy powder on me and Obito to restore the original state, Junmaro He took out a blanket and covered me. Obito had nothing to do. After returning to his original form, he immediately ran to Kakashi, hid behind him, and said, "I feel that only you are my relative now."

Daming vomited both of us out, and then pulled a three-meter-high shit with his butt. He sat on it and said with a relaxed face: "I feel much more relaxed."

Uchiha Madara has been by his side all the time, thinking that there will be some attack, but he didn't expect to come out like this, he was caught off guard and stunned, the trough is so big, how did he pull it.

Senju Bashima pulled Uchiha Madara away, he didn't want to stay in this place anymore, he felt that he could already become a Buddha.

Kakashi is very happy that Obito can come back, and he seems to have saved the entire Fire Nation. He really deserves to be Obito, just like when he was a child.

I saw what Kakashi was thinking, and said to him: "Obito has been your stalker for eight years, and has saved you three times. Are you surprised or happy?"

After Uchiha Obito heard what I said and threatened to tear my mouth, I hid behind Junma Lu and looked at him innocently, then Hei Ze took over the baton of my troubles, and then said: "I have been in Obito Soil's dream, the perfect world in his fantasy is to be Hokage himself, and then Kakashi will always be by his side to help him."

Me: "yoooooooo!"

Uchiha Obito felt that he had been humiliated, so he turned on Kamui and ran away angrily, and Kakashi happily chased after him.

I pointed to the place where the two of them left and said to Junmalu, "Do you see friendship? It doesn't exist."

The world of Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madarajue has been enough, and the world after death is suitable for them, so they also left after taking the soil and went to the Pure Land.

I told the daimyo that I hope to hold a death heavy metal concert to attract those babies and broadcast it live all over the world, so that all infected and pregnant people will abort on that day.

The daimyo thought this plan was very good, and after having his three-meter-long shit taken away, he proposed to me: "How about bringing together rock bands from all countries to hold a competition? You represent the land of fire!"

The author has something to say: Jotaro made some soy sauce.

Although the female protagonist is thinking of Jotaro, but he is not the male protagonist, no one would like someone who once made his face full of blood hahahaha